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Venomous
Nov 7, 2011





Gaz-L posted:

2 singles losses, Omega, Omega and Archer. :v:

I am bad at counting lmao

anyway, yeah, Mox has been booked stronger than most anyone in AEW

e: also, wait a second

either AEW's miscounted or Cagematch recorded a match result wrong, because (excluding the two Lights Out matches) AEW counts Mox as 48-9-1, but Cagematch counts those same matches as 49-8-1, so idk what the deal is here

e2: tbf Mox hasn't been on the rankings in forever

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Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



They have everyone's record on the website, but it doesn't have match lists or anything so idk what the discrepancy is.

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011
Cagematch does not count Jon Moxley and Darby Allin vs. Chris Jericho and Sammy Guevara as being a match including Jon Moxley (he was taken out by Hager and Santana and Ortiz prior to the match's beginning), which I assume AEW would. Don't know where the single extra win is coming from.

boxcarhobo
Jun 23, 2005

he kicked my rear end and then flipped me the bird but i dont know why aew counts that, it was in a grocery store parking lot and i think he was mad at something else but i didnt want to ask

Jackie D
May 27, 2009

Democracy is like a tambourine - not everyone can be trusted with it.


karmicknight posted:

Cagematch does not count Jon Moxley and Darby Allin vs. Chris Jericho and Sammy Guevara as being a match including Jon Moxley (he was taken out by Hager and Santana and Ortiz prior to the match's beginning), which I assume AEW would. Don't know where the single extra win is coming from.

The lights out match with omega?

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011

Jackie D posted:

The lights out match with omega?

No, because they have both lights out matches added to his stats to bring him 51 wins.

Jackie D
May 27, 2009

Democracy is like a tambourine - not everyone can be trusted with it.


Hmmmm

Were the results from that dailys place house show (House Always Wins?) counted?

John Dudebro
Dec 3, 2013

the rankings graphic was put out before the suzuki match. if you're counting that win on cagematch there ya go

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
https://twitter.com/mkurtz91/status/1436488301532352525

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord

What is this pervert talking about?

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



Malcolm Excellent posted:

What is this pervert talking about?

A screamy Youtube guy who reviews wrestling. The guy used to support WWE, or at least NXT, but has recently said he's giving up watching RAW and that AEW is doing everything better than WWE.

example:

https://twitter.com/JDfromNY206/status/1436088088535646217?s=20

Mike has follow-ups:

https://twitter.com/mkurtz91/status/1436488674670170112?s=20
https://twitter.com/mkurtz91/status/1436500841557643270?s=20

Davros1 fucked around with this message at 02:31 on Sep 11, 2021

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
#JDFearsKurtz

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



https://twitter.com/dj0319/status/1436519309354876929?s=19 Because the near loving weekly contract signings are sooooo important

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Davros1 posted:

https://twitter.com/dj0319/status/1436519309354876929?s=19 Because the near loving weekly contract signings are sooooo important

They cut Zelina from the 9/11 show when her dad was killed in the twin towers.

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



Lid posted:

They cut Zelina from the 9/11 show when her dad was killed in the twin towers.

He knew that, but if they didn't have the contract signing, then there's no way that match could happen.

So really, that's what really important

Then there's this piece of poo poo reply:

https://twitter.com/MrDudeCoolGuy/status/1436524591371927558?s=20

Davros1 fucked around with this message at 04:18 on Sep 11, 2021

Lead Pipe Cinch
Mar 10, 2003

Heavy Metal Bakesale


https://twitter.com/stagecreatorwwe/status/1436516487179558913?s=21

Nerdlord Actual
Apr 14, 2007

Awaken to your true self with Wisconsin Potatoes
Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/ringsidenews_/status/1435652004815282178

Shoot this into my veins

Eat My Fuc
May 29, 2007

The Master but Mike Kurtz is Phillip Seymour Hoffman and I am Joaquin Phoenix

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR

It's kinda wack how history's just been totally rewritten and Roman has gotten all the credit for Bayley and Sasha's work.

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
https://twitter.com/wwe_wwf_Junkie/status/1436533653257981956

lmao god this guy is such a piece of poo poo.

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN

Davros1 posted:

https://twitter.com/dj0319/status/1436519309354876929?s=19 Because the near loving weekly contract signings are sooooo important

....does this guy think the contract signings are a shoot

Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost
Yes

PotatoJudge
May 22, 2004

Tell me about the rabbits, George

Benne posted:

....does this guy think the contract signings are a shoot

Contract signing gets interrupted, table gets flipped, show ends. Get the PPV main event, bell rings, and suddenly the lawyers run from the back to show that the contract was signed but not dated, screen goes black, thanks for tuning in.

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames

Rarity posted:

#JDFearsKurtz

Gotta love how Mike seems genuinely "confused" as to why a guy who hosts his own review show doesn't respond to every Twitter rando about putting them on the air with him. It's like writing to your celebrity crush to ask them out and then feeling rejected when you only get an 8x10 in the mail from their assistant.

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


Davros1 posted:

He knew that, but if they didn't have the contract signing, then there's no way that match could happen.

So really, that's what really important

Then there's this piece of poo poo reply:

https://twitter.com/MrDudeCoolGuy/status/1436524591371927558?s=20

Mr Dude. Cool guy.

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



Brad Shepard's always been bad, but man, he's decided to sink to a whole new level:

https://twitter.com/ItsBradShepard/status/1436543360601309191?s=20


But Sean Ross Sapp comes in with kill:

https://twitter.com/SeanRossSapp/status/1436665400746516486?s=20

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

BAH GAWD IS MY WITNESS HE'S BROKEN IN HALF

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
There are billions of dollars riding on if a woman's match lasts more than five minutes on Smack down. If we don't give the time to some fat guy on a trike or whatever WWE is doing now people could lose their livelihoods.

Do you get that, pea brains?

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


Crying at the idea WWE somehow isn't extremely used to scrapping all the plans and changing poo poo at the last minute.

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
in a bizarre twist the anti-AEW accounts are united in their anti-AEW posting by

*checks notes*

stating that a WWE wrestler should just be happy to be with WWE, womens matches are terrible, and womens matches should be cut more often

hmmmmmm

https://twitter.com/IdunaStar/status/1436719835191386126

kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009

to be fair, i did not stop to think that

bebaloorpabopalo
Nov 23, 2005

I'm not interested in constructive criticism, believe me.
edge and rollins had to have a plodding 30 minute melodramatic match that ended in a stretcher job. the tag titles absolutely had to be buried by having a meaningless title match where The Real Champion just runs in and causes a DQ and then calls out The Actual Star who doesn't even come out and instead Guy Who Just Lost To The Champion But Now Has Facepaint On And Will Still Lose After Saying He Was Retiring The Gimmick comes out and makes mean faces at the heels who completely no-sell it

none of this could happen on the next or any other smackdown, a show where the same thing happens literally every week, but you only once EVER run a show in a city where 20 years ago a national tragedy personally affected one of your wrestlers and beyond people just pointing out how lovely and heartless it is THEY ARE TRYING TO HELP WWE hit the easiest layup possible but they are too petty and vindictive and have so much contempt for their fans and the people who work for them they can't even bother to pretend to care and these zealous ghouls go online and tie themselves in knots to defend it

Nerdlord Actual
Apr 14, 2007

Awaken to your true self with Wisconsin Potatoes
Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/KeybrdoftheNrth/status/1436694940550057989

Nerdlord Actual
Apr 14, 2007

Awaken to your true self with Wisconsin Potatoes
Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/Cornyverse/status/1436634477644574729

Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost

I am laughing my head off but I'm laughing at this tweet

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

https://twitter.com/nathanfielder/status/620060895209779200?lang=en

bebaloorpabopalo
Nov 23, 2005

I'm not interested in constructive criticism, believe me.
I just left a hipster coffee shop. It was packed with common people, whispering amongst each other about what a joke Dave Meltzer's star ratings are.

Pylons
Mar 16, 2009

I was talking to my barber and all he could talk about was how overrated Dave's star ratings are.

cagliostr0
Jun 8, 2020
I was walking down the street and saw somebody reading the observer. Doing my best the lonely island impression I threw it on the ground.

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Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004

I walked into my local Starbucks and told them my name was "SHAVE SELTZER" so they had to put it on my order. Then I ordered the wimpiest, soyboy latte you could think of. When they announced "SHAVE SELTZER" I took the latte and dumped it in the garbage, "just like All Petite Wrestling", I added and everyone stood up and clapped. A hot girl came up to me and said she agreed 100% but was always too scared to let people know she didn't like AEW, and now we have a date to watch Raw every Monday night. :c00lbert:

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