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The Zillow search term of the day is "sensitive" https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/660-Stauffers-Church-Rd-Palmyra-PA-17078/86422898_zpid/   https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/648-Milwood-Ave-Venice-CA-90291/20451997_zpid/  https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1780-Glen-Oaks-Dr-Santa-Barbara-CA-93108/124742460_zpid/    https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/400-Walmere-Way-Blue-Bell-PA-19422/10079657_zpid/ converted bank barn with silo   https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/424-Elk-Range-Rd-Carbondale-CO-81623/62910065_zpid/ really like this house for some reason    not sure if this guy is included  https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/2465-Winter-Sun-Dr-Palm-Springs-CA-92262/325831057_zpid/ the last house designed by modernist architect Ray Kappe, completed in 2021.     a friend  https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1079-Baron-Dr-Bryn-Mawr-PA-19010/9951727_zpid/ "Castlebridge" (1982), interior design by Marguerite Rogers  another friend   
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Offered without comment. 
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Sep 14, 2021 14:03
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well, actually
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The Zillow search term of the day is "epitomize" https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/111-County-Route-31-Salem-NY-12865/216006355_zpid/     https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/805-E-5th-Ave-Durango-CO-81301/299215282_zpid/    https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/3464-Sweetwater-Mesa-Rd-Malibu-CA-90265/20552666_zpid/  what the gently caress are these chairs    https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/2-N-Encino-Rd-Laguna-Beach-CA-92651/25142478_zpid/  https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/98-Blakes-Hill-Rd-Northwood-NH-03261/120333389_zpid/ I call this aesthetic Grannycore   https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/7-Umberto-Pl-Yonkers-NY-10701/32987681_zpid/ more Grannycore    https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/38-W-Pond-Dr-Bridgehampton-NY-11932/2105149624_zpid/ by Matthew Bremer (2015)   
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Youth Decay posted:... 🎶 sit in my face and tell me that you love me Oh hay I found them http://melrosegallery.net/product/mosaic-face-chair/ In the process of finding that I also found this  I kinda want it Blue Footed Booby fucked around with this message at 19:55 on Sep 15, 2021 |
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Sep 16, 2021 03:20
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Who the gently caress put that TV up there
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it was me sorry not sorry
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This is the most haphazardly placed bed ever. I love me some natural light but not when I'm trying to sleep. They should also look up how to make a bed.
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Sep 16, 2021 11:40
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More abattoir than boudoir.
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That's a sex dungeon if I've ever seen one
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Youth Decay posted:https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/3767-Latrobe-St-Los-Angeles-CA-90031/20689270_zpid/ Never actually saw the movie but I'm going to just pretend like this is what all the scenes in The Giver look like before Jonas is able to see color.
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smoobles posted:That's a sex dungeon if I've ever seen one Some people only ever get to see one
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Brawnfire posted:Some people only ever get to see one 
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Buttchocks posted:More abattoir than boudoir. The doors slam shut when you step over the threshold, and the mirror reflects a face that isn't your own.
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Brawnfire posted:Something about a private island house just screams "this house has tons of foundation issues" That house is built on a lump of bedrock that's survived the ages and the ocean, with some soil that I bet they imported when they built the house scattered around it. It's probably got as solid foundations as any house in the thread. It'll be sea level rises that get it, not slump or subsidence.
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They do have granite bedrock, but the soil is legit (and not imported by owners) too. Good soil goes deep enough to support big trees on most of the islands. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thimble_Islands Some have a little elevation, while a lot are going to be hosed by sea rise. The #1 threat though imo is hurricanes and tropical storms. Good thing that's not related to climate change 
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i like nice words
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The Zillow search term of the day is "prolific" https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/4370-W-Twin-Vw-Crestone-CO-81131/121580998_zpid/ " 1.72 acre consolidation along the prolific Cottonwood Creek"    https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/439-Lambert-Rd-Carpinteria-CA-93013/15877133_zpid/ "surrounded by prolific avocado & specimen fruit tree orchard's"     https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/25-Leonard-St-APT-1-New-York-NY-10013/31494256_zpid/ "Built in 1876 by prolific architect John. G. Prague" needs more color imo      https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/3-Hitchcock-Rd-Westport-CT-06880/177218854_zpid/ "a library that can accommodate the most prolific reader"  https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/5400-Newbys-Bridge-Rd-Chesterfield-VA-23832/54832946_zpid/ "The primary suite has a walk-in closet that includes enough built-in shoe storage for the most prolific of shoppers!" 2001 replica of a Williamsburg colonial    https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/11882-State-Highway-75-Hailey-ID-83333/244086671_zpid/ "Elk, moose and prolific bird life abound" the weirdest giant house     https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/613-Bog-Hollow-Rd-Wassaic-NY-12592/30095015_zpid/ " Once owned by the prolific early 20th century playwright Willard Mack" just a cute modest house in the woods that I want to live in  wanna put a big cozy armchair up here 
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I have many questions about this property. Has anyone ever lived here?  Has anyone ever used this kitchen?  What is this murder room?  What is with the wall? What is with the ceiling??   Is this the Dahir Insaat earthquake bed? 
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I'd certainly murder for those lifts in that garage. Those suckers are like $4000 each. Those garage door rails don't make any sense though. I just replaced my garage doors and the springs are linear to offset the weight of the garage as they go horizontal, providing no tension when fully up. Since this tracks are slanted it puts extra strain on the lifter it was never meant for. The owner is going to go through a lot of them and probably never know why.
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um excuse me posted:I'd certainly murder for those lifts in that garage. Those suckers are like $4000 each. Those garage door rails don't make any sense though. I just replaced my garage doors and the springs are linear to offset the weight of the garage as they go horizontal, providing no tension when fully up. Since this tracks are slanted it puts extra strain on the lifter it was never meant for. The owner is going to go through a lot of them and probably never know why. I mean the ceiling is slanted so it's this or they're parallel with the floor and they'd run in to the car on the lifts.
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gschmidl posted:Is this the Dahir Insaat earthquake bed? Cozied up in the safety of my hot tub while The Big One turns the rest of New England into soup.
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falz posted:I mean the ceiling is slanted so it's this or they're parallel with the floor and they'd run in to the car on the lifts. Roll up doors.
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The Zillow search term of the day is "perch" https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/9-Eaglehead-Rd-Manchester-MA-01944/56933875_zpid/   https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/314-Franklin-Pl-South-Orange-NJ-07079/38730816_zpid/    https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1313-Washington-St-APT-613-Boston-MA-02118/63042282_zpid/   https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/55-Oaklawn-Rd-Portland-ME-04108/245724622_zpid/      https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/12-Bayliss-Ave-Oak-Bluffs-MA-02557/56897956_zpid/      https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1410-Five-Islands-Rd-Georgetown-ME-04548/224609424_zpid/ house with major roof issues but the downstairs is cute   https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/510-Atlantic-Ave-Princeton-MO-64673/114957551_zpid/ just wanted to showcase the excellent art in this house  what is happening in this painting  interesting use of perspective 
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Youth Decay posted:what is happening in this painting Clearly John is helping his brother Jack off a horse.
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 A replica, but I'd still be pissed if I found out my movers treated my stuff like this.
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ON ITS SIDE?!  Sorry I worked at an interior design warehouse and we had stacks of loose furniture like this to the rafters. Most of it was for model homes or sold at a discount to customers. Ideally you'd have this wrapped up but it's possible some designer got their grubby little creative hands on it. My shelves and rows would look like this after designers would poke through everything we had boxed up, because it is justifiably difficult to tell all the details from some observation slits. I got a raise to $15 whole dollars an hour because I put tags on things so we could find it later. Wasabi the J fucked around with this message at 05:15 on Sep 23, 2021 |
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Youth Decay posted:The Zillow search term of the day is "careful" Do architects not know how to design and furnish a house so that it doesn't just look like some modern tech company break room or a hotel lobby? Or does every nouveau riche douchebag want to live in a hotel? Are there examples of modern homes that actually look like a place people live?
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When you stage a house for photos you remove all of the poo poo that makes it look like someone live there, so more of the realtors fault? Always looks less cluttered and more open without counter poo poo, rugs, etc.
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MetaJew posted:Do architects not know how to design and furnish a house so that it doesn't just look like some modern tech company break room or a hotel lobby? Or does every nouveau riche douchebag want to live in a hotel? It’s not like they’re going to live and relax there anyway, it’s just a place to park some of their assets. Agreed and that one is particularly bad. There’s been a couple more modern styled homes in this thread that still manage to look inviting but this one is really lobby-ish and kinda cheap looking for being so pricey. Even like… a potted plant would do a lot of heavy lifting in that staging.
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