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OK baizuo
Mar 19, 2021

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

mod sassinator posted:

something to keep in mind for the people that are cautiously booking flights for the holidays right now:
https://twitter.com/AliNouriPhD/status/1445178712647942144

lol flights are not safe. if you fly and don't get sick don't kid yourself, it's just dumb luck. if an infectious dipshit is next to or near you and jawing away on food unmasked you are at very high risk

I flew for the first time in two years recently. Didn't take my n95 off the whole time, sat next to a couple and overheard the wife remark to her husband "he still hasn't taken it off?" after food was served

Lol, lmao

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Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

mystes
May 31, 2006

Spoondick posted:

i went to one of them fancy movie theaters where you can order a pitcher of margarita and a plate of nachos and they bring it to your seat and you spill the entire goddamned pitcher directly onto your crotch in the middle of peter rabbit and they give you a new one to drink off the shameful pain
Why would you watch Peter rabbit

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







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Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

i am harry
Oct 14, 2003


I’m sure this bastard pushed the whole lot straight into the bin after that video was finished.

Substandard
Oct 16, 2007

3rd street for life

Stevie Lee posted:

wow so much for hippa

Luckily those dirty Canucks don't have our glorious HIPPA rights.

UnfortunateSexFart
May 18, 2008

𒃻 𒌓ð’‰𒋫 𒆷ð’€𒅅𒆷
𒆠𒂖 𒌉 𒌫 ð’®𒈠𒈾𒅗 𒂉 𒉡𒌒𒂉𒊑


FizFashizzle posted:

here's my medical horror story for the day

guy has over a year of piercing headaches, very bad pain right behind his nose under his eye. Has been worked up for migraine, cluster headache, nothing happens. He'd had a brain MRI a few years ago that I decided to repeat. Get a message that "uh there's something there you need to do a CT face."

Here's that CT face



notice that giant loving mass on the right, behind his nose? The thing that doesn't have something on the other side that matches it? That's.....something. No idea what. 1.5 x 2 cm, so it's loving huge. You can't see it in this image necessarily but it's eating into the loving bone.

I immediately refer him to ENT, copy the MRI/CT report on the referral, and pat myself on the back. Job well done.

Out of curiosity I checked this today, and the ENT worked him up for...hearing loss?

They took all the information I did and checked him for a cerumen impaction?

I figured this out at the end of the day today so I am going to rain hellfire down on those fuckers tomorrow, and so help me god if a resident did this.....

Same thing happened to me like 4 years ago and everyone thought it was cancer but it turned out to just be polyps that were permanently removed with an 8 hour surgery.

That near death experience was enough for me to say gently caress it and move across the world with two suitcases and no real plan though, since my life prior to doing that was miserable. Everything else since then has been bonus time.

Kreeblah
May 17, 2004

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Taco Defender

nexous posted:

DOLBY CINEMA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hByt1KkiwgM

bowser
Apr 7, 2007

https://twitter.com/eoinhiggins_/status/1445208678903189504?s=21

https://twitter.com/opossumpress/status/1445028657249112065?s=21

https://twitter.com/smolearth/status/1444775874675494916?s=21

https://twitter.com/bgonthescene/status/1445118252707889160?s=21



These medical protests are getting out of hand.

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012


:hmmyes: legendary

sullat
Jan 9, 2012

mystes posted:

Why would you watch Peter rabbit

So you can see that stuck up Englishman get his comeuppance from a fast talking rabbit

Spoondick
Jun 9, 2000

mystes posted:

Why would you watch Peter rabbit

i love anthropomorphic animals and so do my kids

slinkimalinki
Jan 17, 2010
Guess I'd better order that Smart Wash & Dry Electric Bidet from Large Australian Online Retailer before international postage completely dies

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005








Wait I don’t get it where are the cops to savagely heat these protestors

nomad2020
Jan 30, 2007

Why would the cops beat up a group of concerned parents and their off duty spouses?
:confused:

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

Pita rabbit

Judakel
Jul 29, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 9 years!

Asproigerosis posted:

M n shamalayan was on a local morning radio show recently and they were talking about the covid life in movie industry. He lamented about how his art is made to be experienced communually in the theatre amongst people and just watching movies streaming does not force people to engage with his bespoke twist endings. How the talent side of movies was absolutely suffering financially with the parallel streaming options to theatre releases so they shut that down to march everyone into theatres and america was great again.

Just a whole lot of sociopath poo poo about watching movies in a theatre during a plague should be compulsory because streaming is like stealing my art with a lovely camcorder rip.

his art is made to be experience communally in a lavatory

Kreeblah
May 17, 2004

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FizFashizzle posted:

Wait I don’t get it where are the cops to savagely heat these protestors

Why would they savagely beat themselves? :confused:

e: f,b

RC Cola
Aug 1, 2011

Dovie'andi se tovya sagain

FizFashizzle posted:

Wait I don’t get it where are the cops to savagely heat these protestors

Why beat their brothers???

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

nomad2020 posted:

Why would the cops beat up a group of concerned parents they already beat up at home?
:confused:

McNugget Buddy
Aug 14, 2021

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1445213983498194944

nexous
Jan 14, 2003

I just want to be pure
cases are dropping ignore that 2000+ people are dying a day

kaxman
Jan 15, 2003
Haha china reports zero cases for the first time in nearly a month
https://twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1445206956566843399?t=inu9NSFob5SprErcde72iw&s=19

Horseshoe theory
Mar 7, 2005

nexous posted:

cases are dropping ignore that 2000+ people are dying a day

Can't have new cases if everyone's dead! *taps head*

nexous
Jan 14, 2003

I just want to be pure

Horseshoe theory posted:

Can't have new cases if everyone's dead! *taps head*

I fact checked this and it turns out you are right

actionjackson
Jan 12, 2003


I'd be there just to protest the architecture and size of her home

Strep Vote
May 5, 2004

أنا أحب حليب الشوكولاتة

nexous posted:

cases are dropping ignore that 2000+ people are dying a day

*at the beginning of the next wave* WhERE AReT TEHd EATHsss??

Except the deaths will still be there in November when the next wave starts. :getin:

Things are bad! :rubby:

Koirhor
Jan 14, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

kaxman posted:

Haha china reports zero cases for the first time in nearly a month
https://twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1445206956566843399?t=inu9NSFob5SprErcde72iw&s=19

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=D0EBBqbeqIM

DoombatINC
Apr 20, 2003

Here's the thing, I'm a feminist.





If you ever have to attend a work function at an indoor karaoke bar and you don't want to remove your elastomeric respirator, you can still do a serviceable performance of La Grange purely through cadence (particularly the ah haww haww haww hawww component)

Spoondick
Jun 9, 2000

https://twitter.com/DrEricDing/status/1445163688814649344?s=19

lol, we got thousands of the vaccine cards for whatever reason and we got word from corporate they all have to be locked in the safe with the narcotics so im sure something happened somewhere

UnfortunateSexFart
May 18, 2008

𒃻 𒌓ð’‰𒋫 𒆷ð’€𒅅𒆷
𒆠𒂖 𒌉 𒌫 ð’®𒈠𒈾𒅗 𒂉 𒉡𒌒𒂉𒊑


My aussie state is sending vaccine vans to the outback to vaccinate rural aboriginal communities.

http://www.vaccho.org.au/news-media/mr/vaccho-excited-to-launch-acco-covid-19-vaccine-vans/

Tzen
Sep 11, 2001

OK baizuo posted:

I flew for the first time in two years recently. Didn't take my n95 off the whole time, sat next to a couple and overheard the wife remark to her husband "he still hasn't taken it off?" after food was served

Lol, lmao
Most people find PPE that is actually responsive to a global pandemic of an airborne respiratory virus incredibly unsettling. We have, as a population, become complacent that What Was is what always Will Be and the suggestion that life has changed and that change is required of us in order to meet the challenges of the day is met with unrelenting cognitive stress. Easier to narrow the locus of perception to that which allows one to continue as if the status quo has not changed. By choosing to don an elastomeric respirator one is choosing to embody Death in the eyes of those people. Not in the micro, the individual concept of lives lost but in the macro, the collective Death of the mind, the Death of comfort, the Death of ignorance. The one who is willing to stare unblinkingly in the abyss and whisper "Not Today". To wear an elastomeric respirator in public is an aggressive, unyielding reminder that this is Not Normal and that they are Not Safe; that they had a choice -- and in the final accounting... they chose wrong.

Substandard
Oct 16, 2007

3rd street for life

UnfortunateSexFart posted:

My aussie state is sending vaccine vans to the outback to vaccinate rural aboriginal communities.

http://www.vaccho.org.au/news-media/mr/vaccho-excited-to-launch-acco-covid-19-vaccine-vans/

Here in america we should send some vans to the Outback Steakhouse. It's full of the unvaccinated.

Tzen
Sep 11, 2001

kaxman posted:

Haha china reports zero cases for the first time in nearly a month
https://twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1445206956566843399?t=inu9NSFob5SprErcde72iw&s=19
:hmmrona:

RadiRoot
Feb 3, 2007

actionjackson posted:

I'd be there just to protest the architecture and size of her home

protesting for all the wrong reasons is on brand

RadiRoot
Feb 3, 2007

FizFashizzle posted:

Wait I don’t get it where are the cops to savagely heat these protestors

maybe they learned that covid was bad after they all started dying in droves

Slider
Jun 6, 2004

POINTS

kaxman posted:

Haha china reports zero cases for the first time in nearly a month
https://twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1445206956566843399?t=inu9NSFob5SprErcde72iw&s=19

OK baizuo
Mar 19, 2021

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Tzen posted:

Most people find PPE that is actually responsive to a global pandemic of an airborne respiratory virus incredibly unsettling. We have, as a population, become complacent that What Was is what always Will Be and the suggestion that life has changed and that change is required of us in order to meet the challenges of the day is met with unrelenting cognitive stress. Easier to narrow the locus of perception to that which allows one to continue as if the status quo has not changed. By choosing to don an elastomeric respirator one is choosing to embody Death in the eyes of those people. Not in the micro, the individual concept of lives lost but in the macro, the collective Death of the mind, the Death of comfort, the Death of ignorance. The one who is willing to stare unblinkingly in the abyss and whisper "Not Today". To wear an elastomeric respirator in public is an aggressive, unyielding reminder that this is Not Normal and that they are Not Safe; that they had a choice -- and in the final accounting... they chose wrong.
Being crack pinged has its advantages

I was just so goddamn thirsty, that was the main thing bothering me. Only two hour flight but no beers in the airport that time really sucked

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Rick
Feb 23, 2004
When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

ram dass in hell posted:

Still only the 5th or 6th most idiotic and humiliating way to become killed directly due to joe rogan listenership (top tier includes taking bjj class and getting yr neck snapped, brain damage from untested nootropic pills, flying into an alex jones style rage but stroking out because you haven't properly trained for a lifetime of rageouts, buying a tesla)

It's hosed up to suggest I listen to Joe Rogan and it's not true!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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