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Sojenus
Dec 28, 2008

If you need me, I'll be in the elephant room.

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/16-Winter-St-North-Reading-MA-01864/57092463_zpid/

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mutata
Mar 1, 2003

That couch was probably black and they had to way brighten it in order to change its color.

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

um excuse me posted:

They did a lovely job masking it. You can see its original colors along the edges and corners. Why they thought this was a good idea is beyond me.

The lighting and contrast are just comprehensively wrong on multiple pieces of furniture, combined with the actual photo being HDR'd to hell and then turned into a jpeg. It's like some kind of home decor capgras delusion where everything looks uncanny and wrong.

Buttchocks
Oct 21, 2020

No, I like my hat, thanks.

Magic Hate Ball posted:

Why does the couch look like I'm about to select it in a point-and-click game?

>search cushions

kid sinister
Nov 16, 2002

Is that like the Jungle Room at Graceland?

Also:

Magic Hate Ball
May 6, 2007

ha ha ha!
you've already paid for this
Not convinced that isn't just mold.

mutata
Mar 1, 2003

It's algae. That's an underwater photo.

Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

The Zillow search term of the day is "architectural firm"

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/26-Parsonage-Rd-Greenwich-CT-06830/58786817_zpid/ by Philip Ives (1948)


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/63-E-Wharf-Rd-Madison-CT-06443/174283569_zpid/ by Robert Ives with interior design by the Colefax and Fowler firm (2009)



KITTY :3:



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/2079-Bruynswick-Rd-Gardiner-NY-12589/32842573_zpid/ original structure built ca. 1724, expanded and renovated in 1926 by Halvorsen and Teller


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/114-Harrison-St-Lynchburg-VA-24504/79152528_zpid/ by Burnham & Lewis (1908)


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/2A-Melby-Ln-East-Hills-NY-11576/2069471170_zpid/ by John Cross (1929)



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/218-Anemone-Dr-Boulder-CO-80302/13192694_zpid/ by Roy A. Larsen and the Everett/Zeigel firm (1969)
why is there a drop ceiling



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/601-Pelham-Pkwy-N-APT-409-Bronx-NY-10467/215952904_zpid/ cute cheap colorful co-op in an Art Deco building by H. I. Feldman (1937)


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/169-Hudson-St-APT-6N-New-York-NY-10013/60147716_zpid/ renovation by Anik Pearson Architects with interior design by Jenny Vorhoff





https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/46C-Senff-Rd-Washington-CT-06793/2071558888_zpid/ by the Gray Organschi - Il Poggio firm (2002)
why did they stage it with hotel furniture




https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/355-W-246th-St-Bronx-NY-10471/29852733_zpid/ by Mann & MacNeille (1915)



Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Youth Decay posted:

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/218-Anemone-Dr-Boulder-CO-80302/13192694_zpid/ by Roy A. Larsen and the Everett/Zeigel firm (1969)
why is there a drop ceiling

A drop ceiling under a mezzanine. Thats, well, that's an interesting design choice.

Cheapest, ugliest design choice just to hide a few wires.

Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

The Zillow search term of the day is "adventurous"

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/5909-State-Route-347-Lenoxville-PA-18441/2069202229_zpid/



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/290-Capricorn-Ave-Oakland-CA-94611/24818491_zpid/


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/38675-N-Rosedale-Ave-Wadsworth-IL-60083/4747473_zpid/


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/723-Conifer-Truckee-CA-96161/17707667_zpid/


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/3500-Locust-Gap-Rd-Mountain-City-TN-37683/2082769640_zpid/



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/22532-Sandean-Ln-Groveland-CA-95321/16199855_zpid/




https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/200-W-Sahara-Ave-UNIT-4002-Las-Vegas-NV-89102/81823293_zpid/

oh no


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/6-Glen-Arden-Rd-Glenview-KY-40025/131805353_zpid/ by Fred De Santo (1968)


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/2191-Ocean-Way-Laguna-Beach-CA-92651/25558687_zpid/ "The Ark" by Jean L. Egasse (1923)




BadSamaritan
May 2, 2008

crumb by crumb in this big black forest


Absolutely would play board games in that purple room

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

BadSamaritan posted:

Absolutely would play board games in that purple room

In a cop show that's the room where the leads discover a second ritually-murdered hooker at about the half-hour mark.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

BadSamaritan posted:

Absolutely would play board games in that purple room

Play Q*bert

Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

The Zillow search term of the day is "avant-garde".

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/195-Bionia-Ave-Staten-Island-NY-10305/32325393_zpid/



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/2040-Avon-St-Los-Angeles-CA-90026/95649871_zpid/




https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/10254-Sand-Cay-Ln-West-Palm-Beach-FL-33412/58196734_zpid/




https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/800-N-Michigan-Ave-APT-2303-Chicago-IL-60611/58363863_zpid/


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/516-Yale-Ave-N-UNIT-400-Seattle-WA-98109/2069070024_zpid/



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/466-S-Patencio-Rd-Palm-Springs-CA-92262/18032074_zpid/






https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/4-Bushkill-Dr-Livingston-NJ-07039/38673140_zpid/


love to have an attractive nuisance in my living room




https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/113-Springy-Banks-Rd-East-Hampton-NY-11937/32659304_zpid/ I know I've posted this like twice before but it is loving incredible and it will never ever sell

the premise is that the natural world does not have perfect, flat, featureless floors so why should our houses?

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

In a cop show that's the room where the leads discover a second ritually-murdered hooker at about the half-hour mark.

drat, we just used to play Afrikan tähti and Kimble.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

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Youth Decay posted:

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/113-Springy-Banks-Rd-East-Hampton-NY-11937/32659304_zpid/ I know I've posted this like twice before but it is loving incredible and it will never ever sell

the premise is that the natural world does not have perfect, flat, featureless floors so why should our houses?



Because my floors undulate and randomly sprout roots and ledges, I will stay spry well into my GOD MY loving ANKLE OH gently caress HOW DO I GET TO THE BATHROOM NOW

BadSamaritan
May 2, 2008

crumb by crumb in this big black forest


The light switches and outlets are installed at angles but the hvac ducts are not, 2/10 would not buy this Discovery Zone.

actionjackson
Jan 12, 2003

omg i love this bedside table, I was planning to get a more typical nightstand with a drawer and poo poo, but then I opened my current drawer and it was empty, so why spend all that extra money

all I need on my nightstand is my glasses case, ebook, and white noise machine

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Sirotan
Oct 17, 2006

Sirotan is a seal.


Youth Decay posted:

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/113-Springy-Banks-Rd-East-Hampton-NY-11937/32659304_zpid/ I know I've posted this like twice before but it is loving incredible and it will never ever sell

the premise is that the natural world does not have perfect, flat, featureless floors so why should our houses?



Burying the lede with this one. The design was also to keep you in perpetual motion because the architects thought that might lead to eternal life*!

*Both architects died within 6 years of the house being completed.

actionjackson
Jan 12, 2003

for that LA home, the last pic, the tile is on the tub surface itself too??? wtf how is that comfortable

Anne Whateley
Feb 11, 2007
:unsmith: i like nice words

actionjackson posted:

omg i love this bedside table, I was planning to get a more typical nightstand with a drawer and poo poo, but then I opened my current drawer and it was empty, so why spend all that extra money
It's for condoms and sex toys. Sorry you had to find out this way

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

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Sirotan posted:

Burying the lede with this one. The design was also to keep you in perpetual motion because the architects thought that might lead to eternal life*!

*Both architects died within 6 years of the house being completed.

I was reading an article about them and



lol

actionjackson
Jan 12, 2003

Anne Whateley posted:

It's for condoms and sex toys. Sorry you had to find out this way

hey i had a few condoms in there (expiration 2015)

extravadanza
Oct 19, 2007
I don't have a bedside drawer either, just 2 shelves attached to the headboard I built. All my sex stuff is in a box under the bed...

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Brawnfire posted:

I was reading an article about them and



lol

Nobody buys my cum-artwork either :mad:

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
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The Bloop posted:

Nobody buys my cum-artwork either :mad:

Even your semenal works!?

Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

The Zillow search term of the day is "endearing"

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/226-S-Hernando-Ave-Arcadia-FL-34266/44392716_zpid/



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/477-Hope-Furnace-Rd-Coventry-RI-02831/65983239_zpid/



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/133-Gadwall-Ln-Johns-Island-SC-29455/10861422_zpid/


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/615-72nd-St-Newport-News-VA-23605/74451368_zpid/


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/36-Pinckney-St-Boston-MA-02114/59174459_zpid/

DOE YE NEXTE THYNGE



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/711-Middle-Burnt-Fork-Rd-Stevensville-MT-59870/230858015_zpid/





https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/138-Woods-End-Rd-Rutherfordton-NC-28139/102122743_zpid/



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/937-Lincoln-Blvd-APT-7-Santa-Monica-CA-90403/20479233_zpid/ cute lil California studio



Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

The Zillow search term of the day is "emphasis"

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/998-Cieneguitas-Rd-Santa-Barbara-CA-93110/15901147_zpid/



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/11101-W-Bethel-Ave-Gaston-IN-47342/85208554_zpid/ by Eric Ernstberger (1993)



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/2006-Rivershore-Rd-Elizabeth-City-NC-27909/107051680_zpid/ by Ed Pugh (1966)



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/223-W-Diana-Ave-Phoenix-AZ-85021/7795328_zpid/



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1012-W-Par-St-Orlando-FL-32804/46130696_zpid/





https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/259-Old-Concord-Rd-Lincoln-MA-01773/57082737_zpid/



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/236-President-St-Brooklyn-NY-11231/145587838_zpid/ by Hough & Duell (1897)


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/3315-Collins-Ave-APT-6-C-Miami-Beach-FL-33140/162032875_zpid/ sold with furniture





https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/15-Charlcote-Pl-Baltimore-MD-21218/36621044_zpid/ Charlcote House by John Russell Pope (1914)



cheese eats mouse
Jul 6, 2007

A real Portlander now
LOVE LOVE that Miami apartment

Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

The Zillow search term of the day is "foremost"

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/3138-Route-44-55-Gardiner-NY-12525/32841051_zpid/





https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/809-Kachina-Cir-Golden-CO-80401/13754207_zpid/


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/47-Griffing-Pond-Rd-Branford-CT-06405/58893177_zpid/





https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1626-Drummond-Dr-Vancouver-BC-V6T-1B6/314319148_zpid/
don't mix animal patterns





https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/22540-Carbon-Mesa-Rd-Malibu-CA-90265/20552211_zpid/ by Frank Israel (1995)






Maigius
Jun 29, 2013



Man, the shape of the tub? on the wall with the window is really confusing me. It's a like it's got a wide rim around a small, deep portion. It almost looks like it could be one of those trough urinals as well or another sink, but who knows.

Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

Maigius posted:

Man, the shape of the tub? on the wall with the window is really confusing me. It's a like it's got a wide rim around a small, deep portion. It almost looks like it could be one of those trough urinals as well or another sink, but who knows.

It's two identical sinks across from each other, the one in the foreground looks like it's put on lower but that's probably a his n' hers thing and/or exaggerated by the perspective of the photo

Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

The Zillow search term of the day is "surprises"

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/2396-Riverside-Ter-Manasquan-NJ-08736/39389040_zpid/


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/8226-Menomonee-River-Pkwy-Milwaukee-WI-53213/110701908_zpid/





https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/5882-Seldovia-Rd-Fort-Collins-CO-80524/191127910_zpid/



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/108-Rosedale-Ln-Princeton-NJ-08540/39012903_zpid/


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1-Harrington-Way-Manchester-MA-01944/56935303_zpid/




https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/2808-Quartz-Ridge-Rd-Evergreen-CO-80439/13758975_zpid/





https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/30-Chatham-Ln-Oak-Brook-IL-60523/4493299_zpid/ by Harry Weese Associates (1968)



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1197-Abrigo-Rd-Palm-Springs-CA-92262/18023295_zpid/ the Morse Residence, originally designed by Dan Palmer and Willliam Krisel with redesign by Hal Levitt (1961)



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1-Webb-Trl-Garrison-NY-10524/31923815_zpid/ "Water Run", designed and built by Paul Mayen and his husband [aka "partner" or "longtime companion" but if you're together for 40 years that's a marriage as far as I'm concerned] Edgar Kaufmann Jr in 1975 as their personal residence. Mayen is best known for his work on Fallingwater, which Kaufman Jr had inherited from his father, and the couple had used Fallingwater as a vacation home until donating it to a trust in 1963.

suspect it has received a gray-out renovation in recent years


Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

The Zillow search term of the day is "exude"

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/554-570-Tower-Hill-Rd-Millbrook-NY-12545/62643079_zpid/




https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/255-3rd-St-APT-305-Oakland-CA-94607/89035351_zpid/



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/489-Bellefontaine-St-Pasadena-CA-91105/20860107_zpid/


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/104-S-Country-Rd-Remsenburg-NY-11960/32744916_zpid/




https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/623-Old-Route-32-New-Paltz-NY-12561/32840277_zpid/



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/4922-Pioneer-Rd-Medford-OR-97501/89802903_zpid/ by Dale Shostrum (2009)




https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/4700-Surrey-Dr-Corona-Del-Mar-CA-92625/25503731_zpid/ absurd mansion





https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/11409-Gravelly-Lake-Dr-SW-Lakewood-WA-98499/49252360_zpid/ by Roland Terry (1966)




Phil Moscowitz
Feb 19, 2007

If blood be the price of admiralty,
Lord God, we ha' paid in full!

quote:

Entertain effortlessly with a 9-TV theater, underground disco, & 69 hidden subwoofers in just the living room

Nice

KozmoNaut
Apr 23, 2008

Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle


Finally somewhere that will faithfully reproduce my rare copy of Bassy McBass and His All-Bass Big Bass Band Play 90s Deep Bass Tuner Hits: XXXtra BASS edition.

Flipperwaldt
Nov 11, 2011

Won't somebody think of the starving hamsters in China?



Nice cutting board that will last another 1000 generations.

mutata
Mar 1, 2003

That's an entire wheel of some kind of fancy cheese and you can't convince me otherwise.

falz
Jan 29, 2005

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Probably a hollow thing covering a cake or a pie or something.

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Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

mutata posted:

That's an entire wheel of some kind of fancy cheese and you can't convince me otherwise.

Every time I walk through the cheese section of wegmans I find myself imagining what kind of person buys the gigantic wheels, and what they do with them. Social gatherings? Or...as weapons of war?

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