*checks the doorknob* It's me, Putty! From the forums! *checks the doorknob again* Do you remember me? I'm real! And here! *knock knock* Are you going to let me in? |
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# ? Jun 10, 2024 19:56 |
*tries to open the window* All your posting friends from BYOB are here to see you! Are you going to let us in? *knocks on door more aggressively* | |
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the invite said 4:20 and dinner isn't ready yet please wait in the yard
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Oh. I thought it was Mario. |
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*suspiciously* if you're really from byob, complete this sentence: blank to meet you
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Escape From Noise posted:Oh. Mario Putty |
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*texting u* i'm getting changed and it's gonna be a while, come back in 15-20 pls
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Please wipe your feet, also there is hand sanitizer at the door. Please wear your masks. There are disposables at the door as well. Please, also put on the shoe covers to avoid tracking in dirt. No, you did the shoe cover after sanitizing now you have to sanitize again. DID YOU JUST FLIP THROUGH ALL THE MASKS LIKE A DECK OF CARDS? THERE ARE NO DINOSAUR ONES THEY ARE ALL BLUE. STOP ALL TRYING TO GET THROUGH THE DOOR AT ONCE. NUT IS ONLY WEARING ONE SHOE COVER.
vanisher fucked around with this message at 18:11 on Oct 21, 2021
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And here we go with the lamp shades again. |
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Frightening paranormal intruder stops banging on your door for about an hour after 4:20pm | |
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Putty posted:Frightening paranormal intruder stops banging on your door for about an hour after 4:20pm sry i'm getting changed again. pretty bad timing but if you'd just give me another like... 15-20 i should be finished. getting changed, that is https://i.imgur.com/W7qTiB3.mp4 |
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Putty posted:Frightening paranormal intruder stops banging on your door for about an hour after 4:20pm Oh thats just dfkg |
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oh... no big novelty check, huh... no, no you're fine, it's nothing wrong with you
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Do u have any snails |
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Heather Papps posted:the invite said 4:20 and dinner isn't ready yet please wait in the yard
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hi welcome there's not enough room for everyone sorry, let's go the park instead it's nice lemme pack some snacks first though
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boo-osterous posted:hi welcome there's not enough room for everyone sorry, let's go the park instead it's nice You got any apples I brought my apple cutter from home |
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Turns off lights, goes and hides under bed. Does not re-emerge for an entire week to ensure you have left. |
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The BYOB intruder only stole things that I can't tell the police I had. | |
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Yes, it is me! Are you a fan? |
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*makes a funny joke* *complete silence for 25 seconds* "just so you orbs know empty quotes feel really weird in real life." Heather Papps fucked around with this message at 01:08 on Oct 22, 2021
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vanisher posted:You got any apples I brought my apple cutter from home yeah i got some ambrosia apples and some cortland apples, i hope they fit because they're bigger than the apples i usually get
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Heather Papps posted:*makes a funny joke*
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me, sitting on the toilet moments before this thread was posted: "ahhh, what a quiet and uneventful day. surely this will continue without interruption"
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I'm too lazy to go downstairs and let you in, could you please get up on the porch roof and I'll let you come in the window? Also, I'm pretty tired/drunk, but I can make a prison dip and you can play xbox or playstation(360&3) as much as you want while I'm sleeping. I know my bed is the only piece of furniture, but no and gently caress no I'm not sharing, that poo poo is mine and I'll be sprawling all hosed up like usual. I do have plenty of blankets though and you're welcome to build a nest as long as you leave the windows open because I need that 30 degree air coming in. No, I don't have toilet paper and you need to use wet wipes like a civilized person. I don't pay the water bill so feel free to flush or shower as much as you want, the kitchen sink doesn't work so gently caress off if you are thirsty and go to the store to get some beer. Also, pretty much everything belongs to a 2 year old and I don't want to deal with his rage so please don't move his stuff. All of that said somehow getting to you through multiple rooms and a flight of stairs, come on in it's been awhile since I've had company. Dads Dip Cup posted:me, sitting on the toilet moments before this thread was posted: "ahhh, what a quiet and uneventful day. surely this will continue without interruption" I wish I could sit on the toilet one day a week without getting a call or hearing the doorbell... I never talk to anyone ever unless I just started pooping. https://i.imgur.com/1qBoiAi.mp4
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nesamdoom posted:I never talk to anyone ever unless I just started pooping. This sentence is spicier if taken as a threat. |
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