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Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

The Zillow search term of the day is "poised"

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/4089-Roberts-Point-Rd-Sarasota-FL-34242/47504273_zpid/



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/2107-N-Magnolia-Ave-2B2D-Chicago-IL-60614/2068371156_zpid/





https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1157-Etowah-River-Rd-Dawsonville-GA-30534/229274625_zpid/



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/958-Hillside-Rd-Fairfield-CT-06824/57299200_zpid/



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/210-Vansittart-Ave-Woodstock-ON-N4S-6E9/2069317390_zpid/





https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/818-Main-Rd-Chesterfield-MA-01012/2067789238_zpid/ 1850s grist mill converted to a cool little house



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Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

The Zillow search term of the day is "traditional and contemporary". If you can't pick between the two why not have both?

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/15-Warner-Rd-Maplewood-NJ-07040/52632459_zpid/



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/213-Wesley-Ave-Oak-Park-IL-60302/3806191_zpid/



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/8602-Via-Santa-Cruz-Ave-Whittier-CA-90605/21431722_zpid/



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/450-Wildwood-River-Ridge-Rd-Newport-NC-28570/101991393_zpid/



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/541-523-Ely-Rd-Fairlee-VT-05045/2071267450_zpid/

ok who cares about that I wanna live in the TREEHOUSE




https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/42-Northwest-Rd-East-Hampton-NY-11937/69474392_zpid/ by Katherine Fee (2004)





https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/304-Trudeau-Rd-Saranac-Lake-NY-12983/83943196_zpid/
virgin main house


chad guest house




zonohedron
Aug 14, 2006



Why... why is there a door in the bathtub?

um excuse me
Jan 1, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

zonohedron posted:

Why... why is there a door in the bathtub?

Shutoff access. Not the most subtle solution, but I'd rather have something than no access at all.

mutata
Mar 1, 2003

If that's a jetted tub as well, it would lead to all the tubes and plumbing and pumps for all of that nonsense.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

A long arm comes out of the hatch and jerks you off in the bath

Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

zonohedron posted:

Why... why is there a door in the bathtub?

It's just a smaller window on the side

I'm more concerned with the bathroom being open in the loft right in front of the stairs

Phil Moscowitz
Feb 19, 2007

If blood be the price of admiralty,
Lord God, we ha' paid in full!

Youth Decay posted:


I'm more concerned with the bathroom being open in the loft right in front of the stairs


Amazing

Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

The Zillow search term of the day is "captured"

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/509-Woodhaven-Ct-Aptos-CA-95003/16140960_zpid/



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/351-E-Lake-Dr-Montauk-NY-11954/32652545_zpid/



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1459-Burningtree-Rd-Charleston-SC-29412/10894582_zpid/


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/100-Pleasant-Hill-Rd-New-Windsor-NY-12553/31810272_zpid/


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/0-Forest-Rd-103-Coyote-NM-87012/2069065507_zpid/






https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/66-Lake-Shore-Dr-East-Falmouth-MA-02536/61309363_zpid/ Guess the location! East Falmouth, Massachusetts





https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/10162-La-Sierra-Pl-Santa-Ana-CA-92705/25510708_zpid/

the listing posted:

This beauty is a panty dropper

my panties are still securely on, sorry

where color


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/831-Summer-St-Burlington-IA-52601/67207295_zpid/ Cheap Victorian in a...actually Burlington IA is a decent town. This $112k house is 200 feet from a park, walking distance to a grocery store, the neighborhood looks nice, if I could stomach living in Iowa I'd take it
look at this fuckin metalwork



be still my heart


KOTEX GOD OF BLOOD
Jul 7, 2012

It's incredible how this architect was like "what if we took the modest mid-century and deck houses this area is famous for and just made them much larger and more extravagant" and then proceeded to step on every shovel in the vicinity

KOTEX GOD OF BLOOD
Jul 7, 2012

the interior designer is a perfect match for them too, a person with zero taste trying as hard as possible to fake it and the result makes you feel like you're having a stroke

Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

The Zillow search term of the day is "voluminous". Homes that probably cost a lot to heat.

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1918-12th-St-NW-APT-2-Washington-DC-20009/88804239_zpid/


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1863-Wazee-St-APT-2C-Denver-CO-80202/13317223_zpid/


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1737-N-Curson-Ave-Los-Angeles-CA-90046/20795051_zpid/
what the hell are these couches





https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/500-Means-St-NW-SUITE-P-Atlanta-GA-30318/2067797031_zpid/


they turned the unfinished crawl space into a lounge lmao


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/18165-Alta-Vista-Dr-Buena-Vista-CO-81211/96843654_zpid/ all the bathrooms are carpeted in this house btw


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/0-Green-Is-Branford-CT-06405/2082756467_zpid/ suspiciously low elevation private island



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1840-Lighthouse-Ln-Southern-Gulf-Islands-BC-V0N-2M2/2067802349_zpid/ by Paul Grant (2021)




https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/2238-Stradella-Rd-Los-Angeles-CA-90077/20530368_zpid/ by David Hertz (1998)




love to be zen in my 8 million dollar home

actionjackson
Jan 12, 2003

the modern furniture gundam is assembling

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MetaJew
Apr 14, 2006
Gather round, one and all, and thrill to my turgid tales of underwhelming misadventure!
I took delivery of my New Standard sectional/sofa thing from Blu Dot about two weeks ago now.

To say I am dissatisfied with buying from them is an understatement. Part of this may be me not doing my own research, but their flat 9% freight fee that didn't include in-home delivery or assembly while Room and Board will do all of that for $79 felt like a money grab.

My biggest complaint, however came with issues I ran into with assembly. The hardware that shipped with the legs seemed like a jumbled mess. 24 of the 32 screws provided to bolt the legs to the couch were about 25 mm long, while the remaining 8 were ~17mm long. Long enough to thread and torque down, but only just so. Worst of all was that the threaded inserts for the legs were not even drilled consistently. Two legs it was impossible to install one of the four screws because the inserts did not align with the pre-drilled legs. A third leg was a pain in the rear end, and barely lined up, but it required some tweaking.

For the two legs that could not be properly installed I had to drill and file out the hole.

I sent an angry email to the sales associate about these issues and they did immediately refund the 9% shipping fee, and the couch looks great, but these quality issues and their additional upcharge for shipping has turned me off to buying anything else from them that isn't a floor model that I can just transport myself.







All this being said, my wife and I really do like it-- but now we've got a long way to go as far as furnishing our house and getting some built-ins and more organization done.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
is it comfortable?

it doesn't look comfortable

MetaJew
Apr 14, 2006
Gather round, one and all, and thrill to my turgid tales of underwhelming misadventure!

The Bloop posted:

is it comfortable?

it doesn't look comfortable

We think it's comfortable. It's definitely firmer than the brown couch behind it.

um excuse me
Jan 1, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

MetaJew posted:



All this being said, my wife and I really do like it-- but now we've got a long way to go as far as furnishing our house and getting some built-ins and more organization done.

You probably tried this, but in the off chance you didn't, you never tighten all the bolts in a multibolt fastener until all of them are at least started. But that's wrenching on cars101, and this isn't that forum so I'd give anyone the benefit of the doubt on that.

MetaJew
Apr 14, 2006
Gather round, one and all, and thrill to my turgid tales of underwhelming misadventure!

um excuse me posted:

You probably tried this, but in the off chance you didn't, you never tighten all the bolts in a multibolt fastener until all of them are at least started. But that's wrenching on cars101, and this isn't that forum so I'd give anyone the benefit of the doubt on that.

Am a car wrencher--- and definitely tried different orders of partially threading screws with slack in everything to get this threaded. One problem with the varying length bolts they shipped me was that the shorter ones were not long enough to thread without immediately clamping the leg to the couch.

The photos I posted was what I sent to Blu Dot when I complained about their poor QC.

Magic Hate Ball
May 6, 2007

ha ha ha!
you've already paid for this

Huge missed opportunity here to put an eames on every level.

actionjackson
Jan 12, 2003

The Bloop posted:

is it comfortable?

it doesn't look comfortable

I have the sofa version and it's extremely comfortable (mine has one of the maharam fabrics, I got it 45% off because it was used in a photoshoot), but sofa comfort is completely dependent on the person. Cushiness is personal taste, seat depth is going to be dependent on your height and size in general, and arms are more personal preference.

MetaJew sorry you had such a bad experience. I've never had any issues with them, but they are also based here so I know main outlet manager pretty well. As for the shipping fee, I'd imagine part of it is that they are honestly much smaller than room and board.

also just my opinion, but I would pull the rug forward so only about 3-6 inches are going behind the front legs. Typically if you are putting the whole rug under, you want it to be under the back legs as well.

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

MetaJew posted:



For the two legs that could not be properly installed I had to drill and file out the hole.

I sent an angry email to the sales associate about these issues and they did immediately refund the 9% shipping fee, and the couch looks great, but these quality issues and their additional upcharge for shipping has turned me off to buying anything else from them that isn't a floor model that I can just transport myself.







All this being said, my wife and I really do like it-- but now we've got a long way to go as far as furnishing our house and getting some built-ins and more organization done.

Epoxy some of these in there and bolt the hardware in. Those loose connections build up over time.

https://www.lowes.com/pd/Hillman-3-8-in-Brass-Standard-SAE-Wood-Insert-Lock-Nut/3012578

MetaJew
Apr 14, 2006
Gather round, one and all, and thrill to my turgid tales of underwhelming misadventure!

actionjackson posted:

I have the sofa version and it's extremely comfortable (mine has one of the maharam fabrics, I got it 45% off because it was used in a photoshoot), but sofa comfort is completely dependent on the person. Cushiness is personal taste, seat depth is going to be dependent on your height and size in general, and arms are more personal preference.

MetaJew sorry you had such a bad experience. I've never had any issues with them, but they are also based here so I know main outlet manager pretty well. As for the shipping fee, I'd imagine part of it is that they are honestly much smaller than room and board.

also just my opinion, but I would pull the rug forward so only about 3-6 inches are going behind the front legs. Typically if you are putting the whole rug under, you want it to be under the back legs as well.

I wish we could've gotten the Maharam fabric, but it wasn't available on the chaise, for some reason.

Yeah the rug and stuff needs to be rearranged a bit, or I need to purchase a larger one to fit the space better.

It just so happens that my neighbors' daughters gave our dog toy that isn't meant for a golden retriever puppy, because he managed to destroy it within 2 minutes and then swallowed a bunch of stuffing or string, or something. He's done stuff like this before and then has a gross poop when it passes, but this time he didn't finish his meal last night, and wasn't eating this morning. Around lunch time he barfed everything up, including the string onto the rug. :)

I scrubbed it as best as I can, but I'm going to need to rent a steam cleaner or some kind of carpet cleaner.

As for the shipping fee, again I get that they aren't a "large" company, but I still think it's deceptive marketing. If literally every piece of large furniture will have to be shipped, and that is the fee they want to charge for it, they should just bake it into the price. This is almost entirely due to poor communication from the sales associate, but I still find it annoying.

Wasabi the J posted:

Epoxy some of these in there and bolt the hardware in. Those loose connections build up over time.

https://www.lowes.com/pd/Hillman-3-8-in-Brass-Standard-SAE-Wood-Insert-Lock-Nut/3012578

I'm not sure if you're saying in addition to the bolts, or not, but these are threading into a metal threaded insert. Can you elaborate?

paberu
Jun 23, 2013

MetaJew posted:

For the two legs that could not be properly installed I had to drill and file out the hole.



All this being said, my wife and I really do like it-- but now we've got a long way to go as far as furnishing our house and getting some built-ins and more organization done.

It's kind of amazing how shoddy the QC on higher end furniture can be. Makes Ikea's fit and finish look almost artisanal. Have run into similar issue with some shelves I've bought from West Elm that needed to be modified before to be installed (look great though).

actionjackson
Jan 12, 2003

MetaJew posted:

I wish we could've gotten the Maharam fabric, but it wasn't available on the chaise, for some reason.

Yeah the rug and stuff needs to be rearranged a bit, or I need to purchase a larger one to fit the space better.


I didn't realize how little space there was on the other side - yes you need a larger rug, is that an 8x10? I'd go 9x12. it looks like you have a lot of gray, maybe a rug with some color? it would really stand out.

quote:

It just so happens that my neighbors' daughters gave our dog toy that isn't meant for a golden retriever puppy, because he managed to destroy it within 2 minutes and then swallowed a bunch of stuffing or string, or something. He's done stuff like this before and then has a gross poop when it passes, but this time he didn't finish his meal last night, and wasn't eating this morning. Around lunch time he barfed everything up, including the string onto the rug. :)

I scrubbed it as best as I can, but I'm going to need to rent a steam cleaner or some kind of carpet cleaner.

try warm water with vinegar, but if it's wool and it's a big stain it probably needs to be professionally cleaned

quote:


As for the shipping fee, again I get that they aren't a "large" company, but I still think it's deceptive marketing. If literally every piece of large furniture will have to be shipped, and that is the fee they want to charge for it, they should just bake it into the price. This is almost entirely due to poor communication from the sales associate, but I still find it annoying.

not sure about this, it says the shipping charge on their website, and presumably before purchased it told you how much the shipping would be, right?

I've never seen a site price items with shipping built-in.

MetaJew
Apr 14, 2006
Gather round, one and all, and thrill to my turgid tales of underwhelming misadventure!

actionjackson posted:

I didn't realize how little space there was on the other side - yes you need a larger rug, is that an 8x10? I'd go 9x12. it looks like you have a lot of gray, maybe a rug with some color? it would really stand out.

try warm water with vinegar, but if it's wool and it's a big stain it probably needs to be professionally cleaned

not sure about this, it says the shipping charge on their website, and presumably before purchased it told you how much the shipping would be, right?

I've never seen a site price items with shipping built-in.

It was just a "cheapish" synthetic rug from Gilt. I don't think I would want to invest in a wool rug given how my cats, and now dog choose to vomit only on rugs despite my house having tile and floating wood flooring everywhere. I agree that a larger, colorful rug would look nice. Eventually I want to repaint the house since I'm really not a fan of the gray I picked out back in 2015, but I'm not sure what color I would go with.

It's in the past, but my point is that the shipping charge seems arbitrary: it is not proportional to the dimensions, weight, or the distance it is being shipped. Hence, their products are 9% more expensive than their list price. Since I ordered it in store, that shipping charge was not visible on the sales tag, and I was not communicated that shipping price until they asked for my credit card. The only discussion of shipping costs that the sales person mentioned was that the in-house delivery/assembly was $140. From that perspective it is shocking to see an additional $350 on bill when I paid.

paberu posted:

It's kind of amazing how shoddy the QC on higher end furniture can be. Makes Ikea's fit and finish look almost artisanal. Have run into similar issue with some shelves I've bought from West Elm that needed to be modified before to be installed (look great though).

Yeah, I'm just an amateur woodworker, but even I would know to build a jig that locates itself on the corner of the couch frame to consistently locate those mounting points.

Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

The Zillow search term of the day is "engaging"

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/2554-Ira-Rd-Akron-OH-44333/35330458_zpid/

loving love this kitchen




https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/18945-Birchcrest-Dr-Detroit-MI-48221/88415582_zpid/




https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/6121-N-Nauni-Valley-Dr-Paradise-Valley-AZ-85253/157726267_zpid/ by Kendle Design with interior design by David Michael Miller (2016)




https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/919-Logtown-Rd-Ellicott-City-MD-21043/36234948_zpid/ a ca. 1819 log cabin that got eaten by a 1990s contemporary




https://www.dwell.com/article/hollywood-hills-real-estate-cb5c1d3e Dwell has a little background info about this Hollywood oddball - built in either 1921 or 1904, given a Wright-inspired renovation in recent years. Hard to tell how much is original. Supposedly Ian McKellan, Daniel Craig and Robert Downey Jr. have all lived here, presumably not at the same time.

the fireplaces were added in the 1960s





they got actual FLW art glass

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

MetaJew posted:

I'm not sure if you're saying in addition to the bolts, or not, but these are threading into a metal threaded insert. Can you elaborate?

I think I just misunderstood what happened to your couch hardware. I thought by reaming out the holes it broke the existing inserts or something, and was just spitting out the name.

actionjackson
Jan 12, 2003

MetaJew posted:

It was just a "cheapish" synthetic rug from Gilt. I don't think I would want to invest in a wool rug given how my cats, and now dog choose to vomit only on rugs despite my house having tile and floating wood flooring everywhere. I agree that a larger, colorful rug would look nice. Eventually I want to repaint the house since I'm really not a fan of the gray I picked out back in 2015, but I'm not sure what color I would go with.

I would decide on the rug and such before painting.

quote:

It's in the past, but my point is that the shipping charge seems arbitrary: it is not proportional to the dimensions, weight, or the distance it is being shipped. Hence, their products are 9% more expensive than their list price. Since I ordered it in store, that shipping charge was not visible on the sales tag, and I was not communicated that shipping price until they asked for my credit card. The only discussion of shipping costs that the sales person mentioned was that the in-house delivery/assembly was $140. From that perspective it is shocking to see an additional $350 on bill when I paid.


I can find out why that do a flat fee if you want. Otherwise, I suppose we are beating this topic to death, but if I were to buy something that had to be shipped I would always ask what the shipping would be upfront. But of course they should be upfront about how much it is too.


unrelated, I had a dream (nightmare?) that my mother bought me an eames lounge chair last night.

Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

actionjackson posted:

unrelated, I had a dream (nightmare?) that my mother bought me an eames lounge chair last night.

Mwahahahaha they're invading your brain!!!!

cheese eats mouse
Jul 6, 2007

A real Portlander now
i really want one. they're insanely comfortable chairs.

actionjackson
Jan 12, 2003

cheese eats mouse posted:

i really want one. they're insanely comfortable chairs.

I would suggest visiting any open house for an expensive property listing, you will prob find 5-10 and can just steal one

i remember in my nightmare telling my mother that I hate leather, and also it doesn't work with my space.

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

Youth Decay posted:

...

https://www.dwell.com/article/hollywood-hills-real-estate-cb5c1d3e Dwell has a little background info about this Hollywood oddball - built in either 1921 or 1904, given a Wright-inspired renovation in recent years. Hard to tell how much is original. Supposedly Ian McKellan, Daniel Craig and Robert Downey Jr. have all lived here, presumably not at the same time.

...

This sounds like a good premise for a movie, or at least a comedy short. The actors can either play themselves or a random selection from their careers.

KozmoNaut
Apr 23, 2008

Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle


YOU SHALL PASS the butter, please.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.



The thing that specifically gets me is that, judging by the plate rails at the top, this has to be '80s or '90s. And in the '80s or '90s you wouldn't have been able to fit a TV on a mount like that, nor yet over the fireplace. So either the original owner had a plasma TV, or this monstrosity was built in the current century.

Phil Moscowitz
Feb 19, 2007

If blood be the price of admiralty,
Lord God, we ha' paid in full!
That has to be some kind of sales display or something.

cheese eats mouse
Jul 6, 2007

A real Portlander now

actionjackson posted:

I would suggest visiting any open house for an expensive property listing, you will prob find 5-10 and can just steal one

i remember in my nightmare telling my mother that I hate leather, and also it doesn't work with my space.

There's a mid-mod guy that deals only in Eames and Herman Miller on instagram i follow so there are a lot of those chairs. It's funny how often they show up in these listings as I don't really think they're that rare/precious. The rosewood ones definitely, but the regulars aren't hard to get. I guess that's also why they're so common.

KOTEX GOD OF BLOOD
Jul 7, 2012

Does anyone know the best way to get reasonably-priced, quality replacement cushions for the Le Corbusier LC4 chair? I'm putting together a Jenkem Edition chair from replica pieces I found on craigslist. The cushions are the only missing piece for me at this point.

actionjackson
Jan 12, 2003

cheese eats mouse posted:

There's a mid-mod guy that deals only in Eames and Herman Miller on instagram i follow so there are a lot of those chairs. It's funny how often they show up in these listings as I don't really think they're that rare/precious. The rosewood ones definitely, but the regulars aren't hard to get. I guess that's also why they're so common.

yep, they just hold their value pretty well. you pretty much have to go to a legit dealer otherwise 99% of the time they will be fakes.

KOTEX GOD OF BLOOD posted:

Does anyone know the best way to get reasonably-priced, quality replacement cushions for the Le Corbusier LC4 chair? I'm putting together a Jenkem Edition chair from replica pieces I found on craigslist. The cushions are the only missing piece for me at this point.

you might want to try contacting someone at hive modern, or better yet just contact Cassina directly

side note: I recently found out that Le Corbusier was a fascist, and was also one of the main people responsible for our system of giant freeways and cars. modern furniture good. modern urban planning bad.

actionjackson fucked around with this message at 21:24 on Oct 29, 2021

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Everett False
Sep 28, 2006

Mopsy, I'm starting to question your medical credentials.


Every aspect of this image infuriates me deeply.

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