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[Solar Veil removed! All bonuses lost! Damage reduced by 1d. HP reduced by 2. Lost resistances.] What are you doing? You don't know. It's suicidal, for sure. It's stupid, no doubt. It surprising, you find. One hand grips the shroud Red gave you. The other grasps back at the shield you found. Both are drawn forward in a single motion as you bound upwards, the shroud wrapped around the shield before you cast it down, leaving nothing but the feather that dangles from your neck. Why? Why would you abandon the power of Red's gift? The protection afforded from a sword by an old shield? Maybe you need to prove something. That you need no help but hope to slay a Lord. Maybe you wanted to reveal your face to Bleeder, one second before impact. Maybe you really are ready to die. But it's too late now. Your strength wanes, and with it your power to harm the Lord... but if that shroud is ever taken away, would you want to have been reliant on it? When you walk the Tyrant Road, you do it alone. YOU vs BLESSED OF THE ERRANT HELLBRIGHT KNIGHT THE SEVENTH LORD Bleeder. WAR WITH A LORD posted:Bleeder promises "You're going to die this time." WAR WITH A LORD posted:You strike first. Bleeder stays off the cannon in favor of wielding his monstrous sword. It smells of the tropics and the sweet cloying stink of vampire marrow sealed inside an undead carapace, surface forming fangs and slivers when it smells something to eat. ANXIETY: [ X ][ X ][ X ][ X ][50%] [You can do this...] TYRANNY: [3%] LOADING...
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# ? Nov 4, 2021 21:39 |
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# ? Jun 2, 2024 17:02 |
That was cool.
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# ? Nov 4, 2021 21:54 |
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That was beyond cool.
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# ? Nov 5, 2021 00:39 |
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You did it. Not the Tyrant I, not the thousand-reflected silver mind, just You. Here's hoping Bleeder stays beaten. He may hate You, but You just needs his loyalty, not his friendship.
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# ? Nov 5, 2021 03:39 |
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Oh hell yeah, PS4 big boss remix. That's the poo poo.
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# ? Nov 5, 2021 07:47 |
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Bleeder's boss theme is pretty cool.
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# ? Nov 5, 2021 12:58 |
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Absolutely loving this. Agreed on Bleeder's boss music being great, though I think the Megalith track was my favorite. I do hope he'll be okay and we can maybe end this without him dying.This seems increasingly unlikely, but it's been clear in our sections from his POV that the Lords-well, the sapient ones, no loving clue about Moulder and Doubler-are close to each other and killing him would at the very least mess with our relationships with Red and Blue.
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# ? Nov 5, 2021 16:07 |
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yeah it would be hosed up to use red's cloak against one of her friends. i hope bleeder survives following a severe rear end kicking. count on that motherfucker - one! one rear end kicked! ah ha ha!
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# ? Nov 5, 2021 16:14 |
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We also haven't actually started praying yet.
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# ? Nov 5, 2021 16:15 |
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Turns out our method of prayer involves stabbing things to death. Bit of a misunderstanding.
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# ? Nov 5, 2021 19:20 |
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WAR WITH A LORD posted:Bleeder steps from left to right, and gently leans his weight into a sudden drop of his sword in a heavy skull-smashing arc. The way he figures, if he can't move reliably enough to avoid being hit... then he may as well hit as hard as he possibly can. Finesse could come after the answering hate if a crown-splitting execution. LOADING...
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# ? Nov 5, 2021 21:24 |
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OH poo poo
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# ? Nov 5, 2021 22:33 |
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I'm still not that sure about interventions but I actually think that probably could have gone worse because I think 18 is usually a Hell Intervention, right? That would be...bad. Worse, probably. Not that this isn't like, insanely bad.
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# ? Nov 6, 2021 00:59 |
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This is it, it has to be it. Ctrl+F8, everyone!! Can I get a second?
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# ? Nov 6, 2021 01:17 |
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Randalor posted:$10 says we crit fail with 6-6-6 the first attack and the only reason we eck out a win is because Bleeder was too busy laughing his rear end off to actually attack us at first.
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# ? Nov 6, 2021 01:25 |
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Hm. Molten Veins, if your fluff has a use this would probably be the time.
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# ? Nov 6, 2021 02:33 |
Our tyranny dropped back down to 1% as well! I wonder what is the cause of that...
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# ? Nov 6, 2021 02:46 |
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I don’t think we should Ctrl+F8 yet - we still have our absurd HT stat to act as a cushion. I just really hope we don’t lose the limb…
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# ? Nov 6, 2021 04:14 |
Yeah, I don't think for ctrl-f8 either, I think it's time to pray with our chicken feather.
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# ? Nov 6, 2021 06:01 |
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Okay, I'll follow your lead. Pray pray pray!
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# ? Nov 6, 2021 18:38 |
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praying to the powers right now
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# ? Nov 6, 2021 20:12 |
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We were pretty un-tasty last time, I'm pretty sure we've not got any more flavorful.
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# ? Nov 6, 2021 21:45 |
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With Molten Veins, hopefully we're to spicy too eat. And our feather gives us a chance to evade death, right? Let's pray to make it back to Kwiat, we promised, after all.
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# ? Nov 6, 2021 22:02 |
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rip bleeder, died from trying to eat too spicy a meatball
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# ? Nov 6, 2021 23:00 |
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"HERE HE COMES!" It was Barthelomew's voice that bear-roared over the liquid deaf of blood and scalding ichor. Cassandra looked up through the raun, her sword shakily aimed while she held Gaziel's hand in guidance. Vincent's poetry had convinced the monstrous cold of the bonesongs to spare them, augmented by the cloud of sauna heat that the fire magi promoted. All to survive towards this one moment nightmare- The Lord landed, and Megalith cried out. Home's Army circled and advanced without hesitation, a hundred faces painted dark by the redfall and ultimate stress of the last few weeks. It was the Barthelomew first, his silver crowbar bright with holy fire as he drove it directly into Bleeder's hand. But he didn't flinch and drop his wounded sword, the bonebroke innards making GBS threads toothy marrow that flailed in search of a veinmeal. Lordship began. Needlethins sprung out and slammed into necks, wrists, thighs, immediately threatening half a dozen lives with a drain-draw that sent the torn suit into a swollen state of bloodscular threat. Bleeder's face was hollow and holy, sleepless eyes blank with rage. The thins were cut before fatality, every swordfighter of Home with blade drawn and advancing in tandem, demanding the horrible respite of watching them be torn down one by one in rapid stroke against the Hellbright Knight, to buy seconds for the wounded needing time to prepare the counterpư̕͞s̴͜h̸̕͏͢͞.̷̛͠ ̡͏̢̛̛ ̵̴̀͘͠ ̵̸ ̶́͢ ̨̛͟͏͡ ̢̧̡͜ ̴͏ ̀͘ ̷̷̡͏ ̀͟҉̴ ̧ ̡̕ ̵́ ̢̕͠ ̡͟ ͜͞҉͝ ̨͜͏͜ ̵͞ ̡̛͟͡͞ ̧̕͟͜ ̨̧͢͟ ̴̛̕ ̨̧͘ ̢͝ ̢̀̀͠͡ ͜͟͏̶ ͏̷̨͝͡ ̸́͘͝ ̸̧̛͟͠ ̡́̕ ̢͡ ҉̵̛́ ̶̕͢͜͝ ͠͡͡ ̧͟͏ ̧̢̀ ̷̨͝͞ ͘͢ ̵̀͠͝ ̧͟͜͡ ̶͢͢͠҉ ̵̷̡ ̛͝ ̴̧͠ ̢͟҉͡ ̶̨̕ ̷̢͡ ̨͜͠ ̷̡̛̕ ̸̴͠͞ ̶̶͞͡͏ ̴̀ ̵͠ ̕̕͘ ̴͜͟͜͏ ͢ ̶̶͘ ̶̡̡̕͡ ̴̵̡ ͟͝ ̢̕͜͡ ̶͡͠͞ ̢͟͜͞ ̵̢͠ ̵͢͏̢̡ ́͠ ͘͏̨̡ ̸̶̴̢̀ ̡͢͡͡ ̸̧̧ ̷̛̀̀ ̀̀͝ ͢҉ ̶͝ ̛҉̡́͢ ̢͘͠ ̴́͡ ̨͟ ̸̛̀͟ ͜͏̸̶͝ ̸̕͢͏ ́͏̸̕ ͘҉̕͠ ͞ ̴͠ ̕͏ ̵̕͜ ̛҉ ͏ ̴͟͠ ̸̀͟҉ ̷̀ ͜͏̡ ̵̨͘͘͟ ̀́͟͠ ̧̨̡͝ ̶̷̢́ ̧̢̛҉͞ ̷̢͘͝ ̷̴̀̀͞ ͟͝ ͟ ͢͏̨ ̵̶͡ ̧͏ ̴̷̢̧ ̴͘͡ ͜҉ ̴̵͟͡ ̶҉ ̸̴͜ ̛̀͘͞ ͠҉ ͏͝͡͏͞ ̶̛́́ ̢̀͜͢ ̸͞ ͘͟͟͝ ̶̡҉̷ ̢̨ ͡҉̴ ̷̶́ ̴̴̨͢͝ ̴̀̀ ̀͘͞͞ ̧̧̧̛͜ ̶̡̢͘͝ ̨͝ ̡̛͘ ̶͝͝ ͏̸ ͠͞ ̛ ̧́͡ ͟҉ ̸̛͜ ̀́̕͟҉ ͞ ͢͠ ͜ ̡̧̛͟ ̵͠ ̶̨̕͞͡ ̴̴̴̢͘ ̧̢̨̡̕ ̴̡̨͟ ̵̨ ̵͘ ̢͟ ͢͝͝ ̨͜ ̷̛̀͞ ̸̢̢̀͠ ̵͜ ̢̢͞ ̵̸̢͘͟ ̧̀͠ ̵̕͠͝ ̵̡͜ ̸́́ ̨̨͘ ̸̧ ̴͝͠ ̵̧ ̵̴̕͘ ̧̡̛͜ ̵̨́ ̧̛́̀҉ ̨̕͏ ̷͡ļ̨̕e̸̴̴a͠͏̛n̶̕͜e҉̴̢͘d̵͡͝҉ ̴͘͟u̡p slowly and grunts, winking at you. The filthy gallon milk jug is filled with something liquid heavy, pitch black and opal iridescent in stray layers. You sniff the air, suspicious, and look at her to ask what the hell it is. "THIS", Momtwo says, "is one of the most important stashes from the last existence or the next." The side of the jug has some red tape with wild handwriting on it that you don't recognize as her own. It says *BELLA'S BITCHIN' BLACK BREW* and it makes the room smell like bitter cherry acetone. The witch is proud as princess puke of her mix, going by the sneer she's remembering something with. She takes out a toothpick and smacks the jug. "I'm aces with alchemy, good with chemistry. I've known and know people who are masters of both. This longterm experiment is adding a little bit of every batch of whatever interesting or positive substance to a stabilized total. If someone needs to die and probably ascend they can chug the entire pudding drink; if you want to actually enjoy it safely, just a tiny bit on the tip of a pick will do it. Now don't you DARE tell Holly, but I've swiped some of her medical-grade best to help modify the brew's aff̵̴̸̛͠í̀n͏̧̕t̴̸y͏̴͘͟ ̵̀ ́҉ ̧̡ ̶ ̵̀͟͞ ́͠ ̢̛͡ ͏́͘ ҉͡ ̶́͝ ̶̧̡͘ ̸̢͠͏̸ ̢͝ ̸̀ ̷̡̛̀͞ ͘͟ ̶̧̛̀͜ ̷̸́ ̵ ̷̧ ͏̴̸́́ ̷̶̧̧ ̨̛͞͝ ̵̶̢̀ ̀́̕͘͞ ̴̡͢͞ ̵̢͡͏ ͞ ̕͢ ͜͝͝ ͢ ̧̡͞͝ ̕͞͞ ͜͢͠͡ ̵̶̵ ̷̢͜͝ ̢͞ ̡̡͝͡ ̢͡͞͡҉ ̨̕ ͘͘͞ ҉ ͢͠͏ ̢̧̕ ̧̀͠ ̨͝ ҉҉͜͠͡ ̧̨͢͠ ̧͘͢ ̀̕ ҉͟͡ ͝͞ ͏̴͞ ̴̢͟ ̵̶ ̷́͘͝ ̸҉ ̡͘͜ ̶̵̶̕͟ ̀͡ ́͟͜͜͡ ̕ ͏̧̕ ̶̨͜͠ ̷̸̕ ̸͢͞ ͜҉́ ̵̨͜͜ ͟҉ ̴ ͠҉ ̶̢ ̶͠ ̧̛̛ ͢͞͡ ͜͜͏ ̕͘҉̸ ҉̴̢̨ ̧͏̧͜͠ ͏͡͝ ̵̸̧̧̢ ̛͢͜҉́ ͏ ҉̧͜ ̶̕͜ ̷̛ ͟͠ ͏ ͢͞ ҉̴́͠ ̸̷̨͝ ̨̡ ̶̢̀͘ ̴ ̴͡ ̢́͟ ̧҉̛ ̡̛ ͞҉ ̶̡̕͝ ̸̧́͘͡ ҉͢ ̢̕͟ ̶̧͜͠ ̵͞ ̨̛҉̷̢ ͜͝ ̸̛́͠͞ ̶̨͘ ̵̸̡̧͞ ̛͏͡͝͏ ̸̀͡ ̢̛͜ ͏ ̵̸̡ ̷́҉͟͏ ͢҉ ̧̀ ̶͘͡͞͠ ̸̡̨́͢ ̛̀̀̕ ̶҉͢ ̵̧͘͜ ̡͞ ̢̛ ̴̵̢̀͢ ̷҉͠ ̸̵̡̕͏ ̵̛͜͟ ̢͠ ̸͜ ͏̢͝͠ ͝͏̛͢ ̸̨͝ ҉̡͠ ͟͏̨͜͞ ́ ̸̧͡ ̕̕͟͢ ͏̀́̀͘ ̴̴̛͜͟ ́͟͏ ͢͏҉̡͢g̡̕͡͡a͏͘͟ś̡̢p͏͟ing for air. You finally hosed up. Bleeder is laughing. He's so lovely with tired, looking relieved with the smallest catharsis in the longest time. Affirmation of a Survivor. His hand reforms out of the cannon, still freezing with the icy vapors of the blast, grabbing your other arm as you're fully grasped. Left arm dragged into the hellish body. Right wrist gripped frozen cold. Body pressed to the carefully-restrained form of teeth. No pain yet. He's lazy with it, taking a second to catch his breath while he ignores your mounting terror. He locks eyes, still laughing like you do when you've haven't slept in days and you nearly die and you just giggle. "Ok. It's alright. It's budding a spore. You're going to be fine- wonderful, even. This isn't something I'd really do on purpose, but you've earned it. You're scary with a sword." The blade is spat out by the suit, fangs failing to break it. Your arm is trapped inside, wrapped around. Your heart is pressed to Bleeder's. Your wrist is held carefully. You can't escape, and it's already entering your veins, while something fanged slowly pierces into your heart. You don't scream, body trapped in a helpless state you're too slow now to snap out of. The suit, the suit that tasted your blood fallen holy, now seeks to overcome your power with its Lordly-blessed function. The muscle red was so much of flesh bonded by an entire clustering hive of the vampire parasites who used the suit as their living host. You think of the movie in your moment of darkness, the needles preparing one of the parasites for your heart as they snake all the way up your arm for the injection. He's just smiling now, quiet and comforting. WAR WITH A LORD posted:
ANXIETY: [ !! ][ !! ][ !! ][ !! ][ !! ][ !! ][ !! ][80%] [please no please no please no] TYRANNY: [?%] You pr ̷̧͞ ҉̴̡́ ̷̷̡͘ ̴̨́͠wait. Look at that.
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# ? Nov 9, 2021 19:47 |
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Oh god oh gently caress. Edit: FAT BATMAN posted:Fun fact, the human stomach has such a massive cluster of nerves, it’s one of the parts of the human body that can most auto-function without commands from the brain. It’s sometimes thought of as a “second brain”. I think if we become a vampire we’ll find out what happens when you’re a slave to hunger. OTOH, the human stomach is well-trained in how to respond to foreign entities that enter the body, and combined with the shrooms, can maybe synthesize an effective immune response. But I don’t remember us eating anything with silver in it recently. Molten veins kicking in would be super cool too! FAT BATMAN fucked around with this message at 01:10 on Nov 10, 2021 |
# ? Nov 9, 2021 20:38 |
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Come on us making the sign or Burner showing up to reclaim Moloch Buster and wondering what the gently caress is going on.
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# ? Nov 9, 2021 21:09 |
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Ahem, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.
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# ? Nov 10, 2021 01:19 |
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Look. It's right there. See it? First, the draining. It happens flood-swift. It's so cold. HP: [ 0 / 19 ] [Pass-Out Risk!] [Arm Crippled!] FP: [ 10 / 30 ] (HT - Do Not Pass Out) 30 / 10 [1]+[4]+[6] = 11 - Success (By 19). You're wide-awake. Right? I know you are. It's ok. Bleeder's right. It's all going to be ok. Watch. I know, I know - your arm. I know. It's ok. I know. Listen to me. The parasite is crawling up your veins now. Focus on me! A͢N͏X͝IÈTY: [͘ ͡!!͜! ̵]̸[́ ͡!!̛! ][ !!!͟ ͘]̷[͢ ͢!!!͠ ]͡[̡ !͏!͞!̢ ̡]̴[͞ !!̕! ]͡[͡ !!͏! ][́ !̢!͝! ̨]͢[́9̧0͘%̸]͝ ͘[!́!!!̕!!͏!]̨ Listen to me. (WL - Listen.) 20(-9) [6]+[3]+[2] = 11 - Exact Success. You're still. You're in that liquid glass bubble of calm. Oh, this place... painless. The only time we're relaxed. When it's all going exactly as wrong as you always know it's going to go. When the catastrophe is here again. You're so, so relaxed. You exhale once, just underneath the panic, seeing it move as a warm ocean torrent of killing thought. You feel the parasite crawling up your icy-cold arm, now reaching into your heart. You, I and You, we know what's true. Isn't that the real hunt of it? For this calm state; it's what always feels the best. Perfect self-control. True competence. It's the one second of Heaven before the sickness comes back. But when it's like this, it's easy. So easy. Look, together: you and I. Just stay within the liquid glass and watch how we punish every underestimation. Watch how effortless this is. Your head leans into Bleeder's chest and you sigh again. Watch. Watch. The parasite is at your heart now. You're holding him with religious weary. He doesn't understand yet, what you've come to seen done. He doesn't understand why a Tyrant is more than a Lord. Ready? Okay. Let's go. No vomiting. WAR WITH A LORD posted:Uh oh. A tiny little flowery bug was wriggled into your h̷e̸̛a͘r͏͢͝tm̵͏͡e̕͠a͟t. It's a f̷r̕ie̶nd. A g̢if̵t. Open your heart. Bleeder is in pain. His suit has supped nuclear blood. The parasite is crying. It's trapped now. Slave to a biology much too hostile to survive in, driven by an intent much too murderous to oppose. The supercells of the beautiful Paradise injection have completely subverted the worst, such that even once they fade, the vampire parasite will be permanently crippled and unable to fight back. Your mushrooms have already done the most horrific thing a fungus can do; they've grown into the neurons linked into your heart from the parasite, a mini cluster, effortlessly eating higher Mythos functions with gin's help, tricking it into thinking it is the parasite now. Well, about half of it is the original to keep it working right. It's really complex, what with the spices of Kadath inducing a blissful docility, the scalding nuclear blood of deceptive activation becoming a constant lash, and your sheer force of sorcery able to grab the superparasite by the spirit-neck and grind its face to concrete until it stops kicking. T͠YRA͘NNY̡:͟ ͝[́ X ][ ͟X ][ X ]͘[̀ ̨X ̨]̕[̀ ̴X ̷][ ̡X ]͏[͞ ̵X̡ ͠]͘[͘ X ]͡[99҉%] FIRST-TIME SUPERHIGH ON LORD-GRADE CONCENTRATE VAMPIRE BLOOD: [MIN]||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||[MAX|||||||||||]||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| New Corruption added! Black August fucked around with this message at 03:07 on Nov 10, 2021 |
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# ? Nov 10, 2021 03:35 |
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Awwww we now have a little friend!
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Black August posted:FIRST-TIME SUPERHIGH ON LORD-GRADE CONCENTRATE VAMPIRE BLOOD: [MIN]||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||[MAX|||||||||||]||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| Delicious!
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# ? Nov 10, 2021 04:32 |
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gently caress yeah
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# ? Nov 10, 2021 04:43 |
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Ho-ly poo poo! It really did take everything, including probably our chirurgeon background, to pull that off. This is a terrifyingly powerful level of Tyranny; even if it’s a rare state of mind and the equivalent of a Limit Break, this mastery over the body and self would put a kung fu monk to shame. As we grow stronger, there may very well come a time when we can do this without much effort, if not already: https://youtu.be/jLYYTLsFeG0
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# ? Nov 10, 2021 05:43 |
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Honestly that was about half what I expected to happen, because we're atypical in just about every possible way. And yet... the update is better than I imagined!
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# ? Nov 10, 2021 06:34 |
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Should i be concerned that we appear to have 7 measures of radiance? That can't possibly be good.
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Regallion posted:Should i be concerned that we appear to have 7 measures of radiance? That can't possibly be good. Oh we got that a while back, with Momma Logon. The price to pay for getting us ready to fight I guess. It doesn't seem to be doing anything right now. Also it's kinda funny to me that we're such a freak biological horrorshow that even a vampire can't do anything to us.
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Regallion posted:Should i be concerned that we appear to have 7 measures of radiance? That can't possibly be good. Eh, we rolled a 6-6-6 at literally the worst possible time, and rather than game over-ing, we got... wait, didn't the blue book say that you only got the Lord Corruptions after beating them? Either way, "Holy poo poo we beat a Lord after critical failing" is worth some levels of Radiance. And knowing how this onerun has been, we'll probably accidentally discover a way to make stacks of Radiance a good thing. So we have a very important question that needs to be answered: What do we name our new little friend? He seems like a Frank to me.
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# ? Nov 10, 2021 13:47 |