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Huddled in my holiday hole waiting for the sound of sleigh bells on high. That's the signal to go over the top.
You're goin' DOWN Santa!
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Dec 10, 2021 01:15
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- CatBlack
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hello world
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Setting up a huge dildo in my fireplace
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Dec 10, 2021 04:33
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- Zurtilik
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The Biggest Brain in Guardia
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It's like Home Alone but all the traps are for Santa.
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Dec 10, 2021 05:17
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- Zurtilik
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As you learn from The Santa Clause though, being Santa is a curse and it passes on with the death of Santa. As such, the only way to win the war on Christmas is to actually trap Santa in some way.
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Dec 10, 2021 05:18
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- Sherbert Hoover
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Working hard, thank you!
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Blitzen: The enemy has made a breakthrough along a wide front. In the south, they have taken Southtown and are advancing toward the toy factory. They are at the northern border between the elf dentist clinic and Gingerbread Town, and in the east, they have reached Candy Cane Lane, Frostyville, and the Isle of Misfit Toys.
Santa: Well at least there's no fog.
Blitzen: Mein Fuhrer...
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Dec 10, 2021 15:46
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- google THIS
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Blitzenkreig
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Dec 10, 2021 16:50
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- Prof. Crocodile
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war changes a man, makes him… jolly…
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Dec 10, 2021 22:37
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- google THIS
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You either die a child, or you live long enough to see yourself become the Santa
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Dec 11, 2021 15:34
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- Zurtilik
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The Biggest Brain in Guardia
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war changes a man, makes him… jolly…
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Dec 11, 2021 16:14
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- Fredrik1
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Christmas occurred pretty much as we had predicted. Too many humans, not enough presents to go around.
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Dec 11, 2021 16:29
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- Areola Grande
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it's a free country u pervs
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Leaving out milk and cookies for Santa but the milk is a bottle of Jack and the cookies are a loaded gun on a dinner plate
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Dec 12, 2021 03:43
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- nut
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is the war on christmas cringe?
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Dec 12, 2021 05:20
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some say that santa clause didnt kill himself, but escaped to the north pole after the war
I heard South Pole
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Dec 12, 2021 05:22
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is the war on christmas cringe?
It's cringle
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Dec 12, 2021 05:39
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- selan dyin
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santa, the war criminal, uses grunt elves as cannon fodder
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Dec 12, 2021 10:07
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- sisterSyzygy
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The funk soul brother at the back of her head has gone dark. Forever.
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i saw mommy kissing santa claus and from that day forward i was guns out for my dad. i hate that guy
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Dec 12, 2021 14:09
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- nut
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the battle of the bulge and it’s Santa trying to get his freakin big tum down the chimney
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Dec 12, 2021 15:46
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- Sherbert Hoover
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Working hard, thank you!
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the battle of the bulge and it’s Santa trying to get his freakin big tum down the chimney
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Dec 12, 2021 18:08
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Dec 12, 2021 20:04
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- Fredrik1
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Gopherslayer
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Dec 12, 2021 20:08
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- Viginti Septem
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Oculus Noctuae
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Filling my Molotov cocktails with "Happy Holiday" sentiments.
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Dec 12, 2021 20:22
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Dec 12, 2021 23:33
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Grabbing another elf in a rear naked choke to deliver a Christmas (spine) cracker.
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Dec 13, 2021 03:45
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