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HFO AND FTR VS JURASSIC BROS 15 15.46%
EDDIE AND PNP VS 2point0 AND SON 9 9.28%
WARDLOW VS COLIN 4 4.12%
JADE VS ROSA 20 20.62%
COLE AND REDRAGON VS BEST FRIENDS 49 50.52%
Total: 97 votes
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Zombie Lemur
Jul 6, 2009

Empyrean empties
The best part of Elevation was Paul Wight saying his foot probably weighs 98 pounds and Mark Henry very somberly agreeing with him.

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Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Mark Henry has really started to flourish doing commentary on Elevation, I love his enthusiasm

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



Malakai Black promo, when about to face Cody Rhodes: *words of darkness, tales of eldritch horror, invoking apocalyptic imagery*

Malakai Black promo, when about to face Brian Pillman Jr: "You're a dumbass."

https://twitter.com/malakaiblxck/status/1478171053637705735?s=20

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
drat, I need to see Hangman vs Hobbs real bad all of a sudden

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord
If Malakai tries to heel kick me I'd simply bite his leg hard enough to leave teeth imprints.

He'd be really scared

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.

love tha Joker baby. let’s go Joker

Ganso Bomb
Oct 24, 2005

turn it all around


Weird promo and feels like a step back after he basically babyfaced himself just by wrestling but if whatever this is means more Lio Rush on my TV, I'm all for it.

Waffleopolis
Apr 24, 2005

It's time....for the MAIN event!
https://twitter.com/briancagegmsi/status/1478193543302684672?t=VNW2yaHVEtbGlDKgQfr1GA&s=19

Hey Brian maybe things like this is why you aren't on tv

Dekk
Aug 31, 2001

Waffleopolis posted:

Hey Brian maybe things like this is why you aren't on tv

What in the world

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?
https://twitter.com/BRWrestling/status/1478160682247876608
Britt going to be cancelled for supporting the team of the working class

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



achillesforever6 posted:

https://twitter.com/BRWrestling/status/1478160682247876608
Britt going to be cancelled for supporting the team of the working class

Brittsburgh already loves her

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
wow, Add Em Coal Bay Bay is a southeastern PA Meatneck too, love to show up for breakfast at their place and get a whole plate of scrapple and pokroll, buttered amoroso hoagie roll, god wtf I'm an Adam Cole mark now!?

davidbix
Jun 14, 2016

Wow, Bix. First K.Rool, then Steve and now SEPHIROTH? Your dream game is real!
The anti-vax Joey Ryan simp whose wife went out of his way to defend his "yummy penis" on Twitter being all "lol this AI thinks my bulging muscles are Chris Benoit's bulging muscles" is the least shocking thing ever.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

davidbix posted:

The anti-vax Joey Ryan simp whose wife went out of his way to defend his "yummy penis" on Twitter being all "lol this AI thinks my bulging muscles are Chris Benoit's bulging muscles" is the least shocking thing ever.

Calm down Bix he said he probably wouldn't murder his family.

yea ok
Jul 27, 2006

tell’em steve dave

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
:confused:

Spuckuk
Aug 11, 2009

Being a bastard works



Davros1 posted:

Malakai Black promo, when about to face Cody Rhodes: *words of darkness, tales of eldritch horror, invoking apocalyptic imagery*

Malakai Black promo, when about to face Brian Pillman Jr: "You're a dumbass."

https://twitter.com/malakaiblxck/status/1478171053637705735?s=20

https://twitter.com/FlyinBrianJr/status/1478168941084217352?t=ycbeHmD7pQxuu66mujypoQ&s=19

lol

Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost
end lag

DogsInSpace!
Sep 11, 2001


Fun Shoe
Watched his dad’s Dark Side again. A son of a talented deceased wrestler trying to connect to the legacy of a dad he never knew is weighty, dramatic stuff. I tend to think he’s ok in the ring and still has potential, albeit not as much as his tag partner. I want this guy to succeed one day and be happy.

I want to like him, I really do, but…

What a doufus

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

Malcolm Excellent posted:

If Malakai tries to heel kick me I'd simply bite his leg hard enough to leave teeth imprints.

He'd be really scared

Abadon spotted

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

Tommy End Lag

I Before E
Jul 2, 2012

Pillman Jr. is making the smart move, expanding Varsity Blonds to include an eSports team

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames

smarxist posted:

wow, Add Em Coal Bay Bay is a southeastern PA Meatneck too, love to show up for breakfast at their place and get a whole plate of scrapple and pokroll, buttered amoroso hoagie roll, god wtf I'm an Adam Cole mark now!?

So you think Britt's a yinzer or what

Guillermus
Dec 28, 2009



I Before E posted:

Pillman Jr. is making the smart move, expanding Varsity Blonds to include an eSports team

He fits perfectly in a League of Legends team.

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


flashy_mcflash posted:

She got a great entrance but it's funny when they put up the lower third that shows that she's 0-3.
i lolled irl at that

Shard
Jul 30, 2005

Will Hobbs is the coolest and I want to see him get some big feud and big wins. And Big Plat. I'm a Will Hobbs guy from this day forward.

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
P-P-P-P-P-P-Push the Powerhouse

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord
P-p-p-p-p-powerbooking will hobbs to hold ALL the AEW belts

Ganso Bomb
Oct 24, 2005

turn it all around

The AEW Title is gonna look so cool around Hobbs' waist one day

Shaman Tank Spec
Dec 26, 2003

*blep*



flashy_mcflash posted:

She got a great entrance but it's funny when they put up the lower third that shows that she's 0-3.

I loved Mark Henry reverently going "She's the daughter of ... ATHENA!"

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

Shaman Tank Spec posted:

"She's the daughter of ... ATHENA!"

If only there was someone out there who had wrestled under that name in the past

If only

:thunkher:

explosivo
May 23, 2004

Fueled by Satan

Megan bayne seems great but I wish they dialed back the "is literally a greek goddess" thing a few notches! Her gear looks sick as poo poo and gets the point across, I don't necessarily need a 2 minute entrance with priestesses following her to the ring.

Shard
Jul 30, 2005

Cassandra is my favorite assassins creed character so I'm down

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Rarity posted:

If only there was someone out there who had wrestled under that name in the past

If only

:thunkher:

I know keeping fed names is lol but Athena Moon is a better name than Athena alone and I hope they give her a last name.

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Shard posted:

Cassandra is my favorite assassins creed character so I'm down

But but... Bayek is bae.

explosivo
May 23, 2004

Fueled by Satan

Shard posted:

Cassandra is my favorite assassins creed character so I'm down

:hai:

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

explosivo posted:

I don't necessarily need a 2 minute entrance with priestesses following her to the ring.

You should do cause it owns

Pinstripe Hourglass
Nov 27, 2008

=RIVER PEOPLE=
Ay yi yi! We look
like... cartoons!

I’m excited to see her in AEW and I love her entrance but this image is very funny to me

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
Odyssey would've been better if they deleted the Alexios choice.

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MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

Rarity posted:

If only there was someone out there who had wrestled under that name in the past

If only

:thunkher:

It would be huge if Tony signed the former NWA TNA ring attendant and sometimes wrestler. Bring back those lapsed Asylum fans.

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