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Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

About 300 people are going to die as a result of attending last night's college football playoff game if the existing IFR holds true.

how much did three spidermans kill

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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!

smoobles posted:

a LOT more than that, because of exponents and the venn diagram between "goes to college football games" and "goes to Applebees twice a week"

the venn diagram is a circle

I'm being as conservative as I can but you're probably right, a stadium full of college football fans from Alabama and Georgia is absolutely oozing comorbidities

Feldegast42
Oct 29, 2011

COMMENCE THE RITE OF SHITPOSTING

TheLemonOfIchabod posted:

quote this post if you havent been rona’d yet

Do your best to get your numbers high enough so you can say once and for all: Be gone, evil forces, my soul is mine and I am alive!

Fast Luck
Feb 2, 1988

european parliament president died of Not covid

quote:

“This hospitalisation was necessary because of a serious complication due to a dysfunction of the immune system,” the statement said. “As a result, all official activities of the President of the European Parliament have been cancelled.”

The announcement comes just months after Sassoli was taken to a hospital in Strasbourg in September to be treated for a severe case of pneumonia.

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar

Deceptive Thinker posted:

lmao "if you go to rand paul's website..."

https://www.myneighborbeattheshitoutofme.org

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
what is the list of comorbidities that makes it OK for you to die of covid

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
I mean, “lol EU authority”, but is that still actually the most powerful person that COVID has picked off to date, worldwide?

blatman
May 10, 2009

14 inc dont mez


Monkey Fracas posted:

what is the list of comorbidities that makes it OK for you to die of covid

not being rich

lobotomy molo
May 7, 2007

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

:smug: What happens if we try to force people wear masks?
:coronatoot: That would be very painful.
:smug: You're a big guy
:coronatoot: .... for Number

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy
https://twitter.com/stavvybaby/status/1480938221169225734

:ohdear: hope Stav pulls through

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Mr Hootington posted:

So they can get into a cycle of endless seizures?

Yes I’m theory due to the decreased O2 and potential V/Q mismatch. Not specifically FROM covid but as a sequelae.

Chillgamesh
Jul 29, 2014

Monkey Fracas posted:

what is the list of comorbidities that makes it OK for you to die of covid

https://www.cdc.gov/nchs/data/health_policy/covid19-comorbidity-expanded-12092020-508.pdf

acne, depression, slightly overweight, sprained ankle? lol you brought this on yourself bitch

edit: muerte a todos las putas con

Chillgamesh fucked around with this message at 17:31 on Jan 11, 2022

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

:smug: What happens if we try to force people wear masks?
:coronatoot: That would be very painful.
:smug: You're a big guy
:coronatoot: .... for Number

Ebola Roulette
Sep 13, 2010

No matter what you win lose ragepiss.

Raccooon posted:

Are we sure the CDC actually employs epidemiologists?

You ever had a boss that asked you to fix something or improve a process and then said no to all your ideas until you finally give up and do it their way which breaks things more

Marzzle
Dec 1, 2004

Bursting with flavor


stavvy noooo

Bruce Hussein Daddy
Dec 26, 2005

I testify that there is none worthy of worship except God and I testify that Muhammad is the Messenger of God

External Organs
Mar 3, 2006

One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

It's like I'm watching a time lapse of a peach slowly moulding

DarkEuphoria
Nov 7, 2012


Monkey Fracas posted:

crude cum magicks may be our only hope at this point

Always was

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar

trump 2024

sleep with the vicious
Apr 2, 2010

Marzzle posted:

stavvy noooo

Lol he isn't sure if he feels bad because of covid or because he has been eating chili for every meal since Friday. Hero

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 6 hours!

BLOOD CRISIS

Nothus
Feb 22, 2001

Buglord

Nooooo, gently caress no dude

FUCK COREY PERRY
Apr 19, 2008



Smythe posted:

goon who apparently lives in a dark basement with a gas mask, army man light, cat, and nintender. you love to see it

Mouth Ze Dong
Jan 2, 2005

Aint no thing like me, 'cept me.

Covok posted:

Even if I wanted to give blood, the fact I have engaged in same-sex relations means I am banned for life. gently caress their homophobic poo poo.

Not defending the practice, but the deferral period was recently shortened to like 6 weeks (or maybe even less)

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

:smug: What happens if we try to force people wear masks?
:coronatoot: That would be very painful.
:smug: You're a big guy
:coronatoot: .... for Number

Noise Complaint
Sep 27, 2004

Who could be scared of a Jeffrey?
lol, 3 out of 5 members of my department are suddenly out sick until next week. Coincidentally. Including one guy that's been working out of my office.

Funny enough nobody will tell me if it's COVID until it passes through the school district's nurse.

Death Panel Czar
Apr 1, 2012

Too dangerous for a full sensory injection... That level of shitposting means they're almost non-human!

Petey posted:

finally about to become a boosted boy
So does the splashguard on those filters fully protect them from the front? I couldn't tell just from looking if those are only ported on the backside like those rectangular gray 3m filters.

DarkEuphoria
Nov 7, 2012



Cdc reclassifies colors, says dark red is good actually

Leon Sumbitches
Mar 27, 2010

Dr. Leon Adoso Sumbitches (prounounced soom-'beh-cheh) (born January 21, 1935) is heir to the legendary Adoso family oil fortune.





TheLemonOfIchabod posted:

quote this post if you havent been rona’d yet

Still a virgin.

My wife had a scare yesterday with a sore throat, so we rapid tested w/ both throat and nose cultures as shown in this thread.

While waiting for the results, I asked her why she was afraid, she said long covid and brain fog, potential vascular issues, getting her catte sick. I asked if she's taken risks and apparently she's gone to a coffee shop to journal a few times, taking her mask off to sip a coffee :doh:

She immediately said it wasn't worth it and wouldn't do it ever again, definitely not worth the risk. Test came back negative, some feelings of relief, we're gonna do a second tonight :coronatoot:

I'm glad that she's seen the light as to how risky she's been, and has voluntarily agreed to course correct.

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

Not the funny one!

papersack
Jul 27, 2003

Dolphin posted:

watch covid turn into a comorbidity

lung scarring is already on the list

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.

Monkey Fracas posted:

what is the list of comorbidities that makes it OK for you to die of covid

Short
Fat
Sad
Old
Weak
Born with something a little fucky
Blood dependence

Mike the TV
Jan 14, 2008

Ninety-nine ninety-nine ninety-nine

Pillbug

DarkEuphoria posted:

Cdc reclassifies colors, says dark red is good actually

Well of course, it means more natural immunity!

Where's the evidence of natural immunity?? Well, err, umm

Cup Runneth Over
Aug 8, 2009

She said life's
Too short to worry
Life's too long to wait
It's too short
Not to love everybody
Life's too long to hate


empty whippet box posted:

your children desperately need in-person education, for the quality of learning that they receive being face to face with their teachers. *1 minute goes by* Hello, would you like to come teach your own children, at school, in -person?

Cup Runneth Over
Aug 8, 2009

She said life's
Too short to worry
Life's too long to wait
It's too short
Not to love everybody
Life's too long to hate


Trixie Hardcore posted:

Short
Fat
Sad
Old
Weak
Born with something a little fucky
Blood dependence

Air dependence

smoobles
Sep 4, 2014

Dolphin posted:

watch covid turn into a comorbidity

dying from your second covid infection is pretty common!

platzapS
Aug 4, 2007

Tzen posted:

i enjoyed time with my family
i made a great breakfast
i put in a good days work
i ran 10 miles
i ate an amazing dinner
i enjoyed time with my family
i lived through another day
my government does not care about the health or the wellbeing of my family
my government has abandoned me and plays an active role in the danger of my family
i bought more PPE
i am baking bread
i will play some video games, get some rest, and repeat it all tomorrow
lmao

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.
Can someone explain why when I try to post pictures here it shows up blank?

Pryor on Fire
May 14, 2013

they don't know all alien abduction experiences can be explained by people thinking saving private ryan was a documentary

The NYT was not the only one saying mild. You could also see mild all over Vox, NPR, and MSNBC therefore it is not the media's fault, we did not plant the mild seed
https://twitter.com/maggieNYT/status/1480942159444549637

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Dr_0ctag0n
Apr 25, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 11 days!

Trixie Hardcore posted:

Can someone explain why when I try to post pictures here it shows up blank?

Turn on ur monitor

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