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Groke
Jul 27, 2007
New Adventures In Mom Strength
Goddamn, but LeGuin owned really hard.

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Rand Brittain
Mar 25, 2013

"Go on until you're stopped."
The ending where Podkayne lives is obviously better because there's no reason why she ought to die except to let Heinlein complain about women with careers.

Sarern
Nov 4, 2008

:toot:
Won't you take me to
Bomertown?
Won't you take me to
BONERTOWN?

:toot:

Groke posted:

Goddamn, but LeGuin owned really hard.

tildes
Nov 16, 2018
That’s such a great article

freebooter
Jul 7, 2009

Captain Monkey posted:

Stranger in a Strange Land is one of the worst books I've ever read, and it has the worst Mary Sues this side of a fanfic archive.

Lol I think the exact same thing but about Time Enough For Love

Nomnom Cookie
Aug 30, 2009



ursula k "i would simply imagine things well enough that everyone believed i was an expert. it is faster than research" le guin. rip to a legend

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Horizon Burning
Oct 23, 2019
:discourse:
actually, you can only write about things that you know and have experienced personally. that's basically stolen valor.

mllaneza
Apr 28, 2007

Veteran, Bermuda Triangle Expeditionary Force, 1993-1952




Thranguy posted:

I think it's specifically imitating Heinlein's Juveniles. Stross did fine with late Heinlein. Varley did well with the adult Heinlein inspired 9 worlds and horribly when he targeted the kids books, and Barnes' take on those books was a trainwreck..

David Gerrold did an outstanding job with the Jumping off the Planet series as a modern take on the juveniles. And his Loonies are much less hosed up than Heinlein's.

General Battuta
Feb 7, 2011

This is how you communicate with a fellow intelligence: you hurt it, you keep on hurting it, until you can distinguish the posts from the screams.
Stranger with a Strange Gland

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

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tokenbrownguy posted:

my book club finished stranger in a strange land last month. needless to say, group panned it pretty badly. god that ending loving sucked.

You actually read it all? You poor bastards. I stopped at most halfway through, by which time I had read enough to know that I would never again be able to hear someone use "grok" unironically without an overpowering urge to kill.

Nomnom Cookie
Aug 30, 2009



At least the self-insert in stranger doesn’t take part in the group sex. That’s not true in all of Heinlein’s books

General Battuta
Feb 7, 2011

This is how you communicate with a fellow intelligence: you hurt it, you keep on hurting it, until you can distinguish the posts from the screams.
I think All You Zombies has a self-insert

Zore
Sep 21, 2010
willfully illiterate, aggressively miserable sourpuss whose sole raison d’etre is to put other people down for liking the wrong things

General Battuta posted:

I think All You Zombies has a self-insert

Isn't literally every character in All You Zombies the same person at different points in a self-stable timeloop?

Hieronymous Alloy
Jan 30, 2009


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Morbid Hound

General Battuta posted:

I think All You Zombies has a self-insert

:golfclap:

General Battuta
Feb 7, 2011

This is how you communicate with a fellow intelligence: you hurt it, you keep on hurting it, until you can distinguish the posts from the screams.

Zore posted:

Isn't literally every character in All You Zombies the same person at different points in a self-stable timeloop?

whoosh

Zore
Sep 21, 2010
willfully illiterate, aggressively miserable sourpuss whose sole raison d’etre is to put other people down for liking the wrong things

:doh:

General Battuta
Feb 7, 2011

This is how you communicate with a fellow intelligence: you hurt it, you keep on hurting it, until you can distinguish the posts from the screams.
:hai:

Rand Brittain
Mar 25, 2013

"Go on until you're stopped."

General Battuta posted:

I think All You Zombies has a self-insert

Someone ban this man. Or make him king. Any option in between is cowardice.

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
An alright dude.
I think I'mma skip Glen Cooks Silver Spike and move right back into the main story with Croaker and Lady. Its more interesting and I wanna find out what happens.

Larry Parrish
Jul 9, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I liked moon is a harsh mistress a lot. I don't think it really has much interesting to say beyond 'dont put slaves at the top of the gravity well'. But it's pretty decent. The family units are bizarre but since they're, on a base level, just a futuristic clan or tribe it's whatever. It didn't feel like Heinlein was jacking himself off over it like in Stranger.

freebooter
Jul 7, 2009

General Battuta posted:

I think All You Zombies has a self-insert

So Does Time Enough For Love, technically.

For all the weird sex stuff it was the author insert Mary Sueing that most irritated me about Heinlein (and plenty of his peers are guilty of it too). If you are writing an author surrogate character who is an incredibly smart and competent man who never experiences any failures or doubts and is constantly lecturing the inferior, unintelligent characters around him, then I can only assume that's how the author literally views the world as he moves throughout his life. Not the kind of guy you want to get stuck in an elevator with.

HopperUK
Apr 29, 2007

Why would an ambulance be leaving the hospital?

Larry Parrish posted:

I liked moon is a harsh mistress a lot. I don't think it really has much interesting to say beyond 'dont put slaves at the top of the gravity well'. But it's pretty decent. The family units are bizarre but since they're, on a base level, just a futuristic clan or tribe it's whatever. It didn't feel like Heinlein was jacking himself off over it like in Stranger.

I mean it's still super gross though as usual. The main character is married, among other people, to a 14-year-old girl. Another 14-year-old is sexually assaulted and other characters say that women her age ought to be married. The women of the moon are stated to have all the power but their main role is still to just be emotional, look pretty, and sleep with men to keep them productive and happy. It's just so loving tedious, the same bullshit. Heinlein didn't really think of women as people, or not *real* people anyway, not like men are real people.

Larry Parrish
Jul 9, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

HopperUK posted:

I mean it's still super gross though as usual. The main character is married, among other people, to a 14-year-old girl. Another 14-year-old is sexually assaulted and other characters say that women her age ought to be married. The women of the moon are stated to have all the power but their main role is still to just be emotional, look pretty, and sleep with men to keep them productive and happy. It's just so loving tedious, the same bullshit. Heinlein didn't really think of women as people, or not *real* people anyway, not like men are real people.

lol. i don't remember any of that at all. but the last half is true, he definetly treats women like particularly smart cats or something. only autonomous in a vague sense. but it's so common to see that attitude especially in old books that i pretty much tune it out.

tokenbrownguy
Apr 1, 2010

Nomnom Cookie posted:

At least the self-insert in stranger doesn’t take part in the group sex. That’s not true in all of Heinlein’s books

wrong

tokenbrownguy
Apr 1, 2010

also I finished the seven and half deaths of evelyn hardcastle, a pretty decent parlor mystery. maybe a bit long, but there's a fun level of character building for the protagonist that makes the dryer first half worth it. and the second half gets pretty fun pretty quick

rollick
Mar 20, 2009

Nomnom Cookie posted:

ursula k "i would simply imagine things well enough that everyone believed i was an expert. it is faster than research" le guin. rip to a legend



That's a funny story. Reminds me of this one about the mathematician Ramanujan:

quote:

"Imagine that you are on a street with houses marked 1 through n. There is a house in between (x) such that the sum of the house numbers to the left of it equals the sum of the house numbers to its right. If n is between 50 and 500, what are n and x?" This is a bivariate problem with multiple solutions. Ramanujan thought about it and gave the answer with a twist: He gave a continued fraction. The unusual part was that it was the solution to the whole class of problems. Mahalanobis was astounded and asked how he did it. 'It is simple. The minute I heard the problem, I knew that the answer was a continued fraction. Which continued fraction, I asked myself. Then the answer came to my mind', Ramanujan replied.

Selachian
Oct 9, 2012

I will disagree with the Nicoll article in one particular: as a kid in the 1970s, I loved the (late 50s/early 60s) Tom Swift Jr. novels. (I had a complete set, but stupidly gave it away to another kid.) And I even liked my grandparents' copies of the original 1910s Tom Swift novels, although they're pretty cringeworthy in retrospect. The books, not my grandparents.

As for Heinlein juveniles, I remember reading Podkayne of Mars when I was a kid but it didn't make enough of an impression on me to remember much about it. I much preferred Louis Slobodkin's Space Ship Under the Apple Tree books, or the Matthew Looney books.

ToxicFrog
Apr 26, 2008


Selachian posted:

I will disagree with the Nicoll article in one particular: as a kid in the 1970s, I loved the (late 50s/early 60s) Tom Swift Jr. novels. (I had a complete set, but stupidly gave it away to another kid.) And I even liked my grandparents' copies of the original 1910s Tom Swift novels, although they're pretty cringeworthy in retrospect. The books, not my grandparents.

I read my dad's old Tom Swift Jr. collection in the 90s and enjoyed them a lot. Bounced off the OG books, though.

Apparently there's a fan project to update/modernize the books, called Tom Swift Lives; I keep meaning to check it out but have yet to get around to it.

Tars Tarkas
Apr 13, 2003

Rock the Mok



A nasty woman, I think you should try is, Jess.


ToxicFrog posted:

I read my dad's old Tom Swift Jr. collection in the 90s and enjoyed them a lot. Bounced off the OG books, though.

Apparently there's a fan project to update/modernize the books, called Tom Swift Lives; I keep meaning to check it out but have yet to get around to it.

That's probably needed, the originals got updated at least once during reprints because they were horribly dated with racism (and technology, but mostly racism), I think only the original versions are the public domain ones. Tom Swift is in the Nancy Drew tv show I think and they were trying to make a spinoff but IIRC the network passed

I never read Tom Swift stuff but I did read lots of old books (i.e. the original Oz books including tracking down the Thompson ones), absolutely no one I knew as a kid read anything similar to that. I'd probably have liked the Tom Swift Jr books had I heard of them.

Years ago I got into reading about old series of kids adventure books after watching episodes of Venture Brothers, ran across the Three Investigators series, which was first published as Alfred Hitchcock and the Three Investigators, and Hitchcock was a character the kids would talk to. Eventually he was dropped and a rando adult was substituted, then after 50ish books they revamped the series and made the kids old enough to drive for a few books (in the originals, one of the kids had a driver that would drive them around). One of the kids is named Jupiter Jones, whose is probably the character you may have seen references to in other media. The series is mostly dead in the US beyond occasionally republishing books to retain rights (which are split between several parties so the whole thing is a mess) BUT!

There are foreign versions. Germany started translating books and then just wrote their own, including spinoff series and audio plays and a few movies that came out within the past decade.

They were published in Bangladesh by Sheba Prokashoni as Tin Goyenda (heavily modified to fit the country) , when they rand out of books they then translated another kid series, Enid Blyton's The Famous Five, and then more Blyton series called The Five Find-Outers and The Adventure Series. They also just outright copies other juvenile book plots, like Hardy Boys, and later translated Christopher Pike's Spooksville as stories. As you can guess, the whole thing is a mess but also hilarious to read about, just imagine if Encyclopedia Brown was like 8 different unrelated franchises. The series is still going on and has a tv show, at this point it looks like they've aged up the main characters so the new main characters are their kids.

They've been translated to at least 20 other countries complete with localizations though none as extensive as Germany and Bangladesh

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007
Tom Swift (jr? I don't remember) and Encyclopedia Brown were my jam at at a very specific age, growing up.

silvergoose
Mar 18, 2006

IT IS SAID THE TEARS OF THE BWEENIX CAN HEAL ALL WOUNDS




Three Investigators and Encyclopedia Brown were very much in my list at a young age. I still remember the key clue from the Mystery of the Stuttering Parrot.

navyjack
Jul 15, 2006



So I tuned out of The Laundry Files a few books back. It was maybe about vampires or maybe about elves but was definitely about something I didn’t care much about. If any one is caught up (new book out today), has Bob come back into the main story in a significant way? If not as the protagonist but at least as a major NPC?

90s Cringe Rock
Nov 29, 2006
:gay:
Wait, there's a new book today?

Dead Lies Dreaming is the start of a spin-off series with a non-Laundry cast in the rather hosed-up world of Normal Island, which now has rubbish superheroes, an even nastier prime minister, a lot of human sacrifice, and refugee elves. I liked it and am eagerly awaiting the sequel. Bob's mostly been busy off doing high-level stuff in the main series but apparently he's coming back at some point?

e: oh poo poo, that sequel is the new book

90s Cringe Rock fucked around with this message at 19:22 on Jan 11, 2022

Danhenge
Dec 16, 2005

navyjack posted:

So I tuned out of The Laundry Files a few books back. It was maybe about vampires or maybe about elves but was definitely about something I didn’t care much about. If any one is caught up (new book out today), has Bob come back into the main story in a significant way? If not as the protagonist but at least as a major NPC?

It looks like we're getting two Laundry Files books this year. The one that comes out this year follows the storyline from Dead Lies Dreaming and on March 1st we get a new Bob book.

Gnoman
Feb 12, 2014

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Tars Tarkas posted:

Years ago I got into reading about old series of kids adventure books after watching episodes of Venture Brothers, ran across the Three Investigators series, which was first published as Alfred Hitchcock and the Three Investigators, and Hitchcock was a character the kids would talk to. Eventually he was dropped and a rando adult was substituted, then after 50ish books they revamped the series and made the kids old enough to drive for a few books (in the originals, one of the kids had a driver that would drive them around). One of the kids is named Jupiter Jones, whose is probably the character you may have seen references to in other media.

Somehow, the tidbit that Jupiter "Baby Fatso" Jones won the use of a chauffeured Rolls Royce in a contest is always at the back of my mind. Otherwise I remember nothing about those books and forgot they existed.

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
The one that I read, The Mystery of the Kidnapped Whale, replaced the chauffeur with a Mexican kid named Pancho who drove them around in a Mad Max junkmobile. This is one of two things I remember about that book, the other being the wacky Asian guru who tried to get them to eat raw fish. Really stuck out to me when I read it in the late '90s or so, feels like it would have been a bit much even in 1983. Also, I had assumed that Pancho's whole story had been told in a previous book, but it appears that this was his entire introduction:

quote:

Pancho was a young Mexican the Three Investigators had helped out of trouble when the police suspected him of stealing spare parts from the garage where he was then working.
He was crazy about cars. He made a living now buying up old wrecks and cannibalizing them, taking the engine from one and the body from another and the wheels from a third, and putting them all together. The automobiles he assembled in this way looked like something out of the Smithsonian Institution. But Pancho was such a good mechanic and his homemade cars ran so well that college students would come all the way from Santa Barbara or even Berkeley to buy one from him.
He was grateful to the Three Investigators for proving his innocence — if it hadn’t been for them he might be in prison now — and he was usually glad to drive them when asked.
The three boys waited for him in the yard. In a few minutes Pancho drove up in his latest Ford-Chevrolet-VW. It was an even stranger-looking contraption than most of his cars. The back wheels were much larger than the front ones, so that the whole car sloped forward in a way that reminded Pete of a bull with its head lowered, ready to charge.
The car was as powerful as a bull too. As soon as they were on the freeway to San Pedro, Pancho pushed it up to sixty and it loped along as though it still had plenty of speed to spare.

Sham bam bamina! fucked around with this message at 20:52 on Jan 11, 2022

Sibling of TB
Aug 4, 2007
Just realized that even though i have a bunch of them, I've never actually read any books by Octavia E. Butler. Should fix that.

Hieronymous Alloy
Jan 30, 2009


Why! Why!! Why must you refuse to accept that Dr. Hieronymous Alloy's Genetically Enhanced Cream Corn Is Superior to the Leading Brand on the Market!?!




Morbid Hound

Sibling of TB posted:

Just realized that even though i have a bunch of them, I've never actually read any books by Octavia E. Butler. Should fix that.

This is Valente for me. I have like 3 of her books sitting in my to-read since before the pandemic.

fez_machine
Nov 27, 2004
Search Party did a take on Stranger in A Strange Land for its final season and even as a parody/satire the general beats of the plot kind of sucks.

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cant cook creole bream
Aug 15, 2011
I think Fahrenheit is better for weather

Sibling of TB posted:

Just realized that even though i have a bunch of them, I've never actually read any books by Octavia E. Butler. Should fix that.

Eh, I read the Xenogenesis series and found it mediocre to bad. I hope you have a better experience.

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