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Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


NoneMoreNegative posted:



Witch Steps screwed onto the tops of old narrow stairs looking exceptionally flimsy :prepop:

That can't be up to code.

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Ultraklystron
May 19, 2010

Unsafe At Every Speed
One of those steps is absolutely gonna snap off, setting off a chain reaction that snaps off every step below it. It may also snap the bones of which ever unlucky resident breaks the initial step.

Anne Whateley
Feb 11, 2007
:unsmith: i like nice words
Fwiw "witch stairs" is a brand-new name for them; the name only started in 2021 and there are no traditional beliefs about it. I'm guessing it was coined by association with witch windows, which are also faux-mythic but at least date back a little farther.

Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

Anne Whateley posted:

Fwiw "witch stairs" is a brand-new name for them; the name only started in 2021 and there are no traditional beliefs about it. I'm guessing it was coined by association with witch windows, which are also faux-mythic but at least date back a little farther.

I've always heard them referred to as "captain's stairs"

Arsenic Lupin posted:

That can't be up to code.
Alternating-tread staircases can be code-compliant but I don't think the DIY ones measure up
https://buildingcodetrainer.com/alternating-tread-device-code/

Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

The Zillow search term of the day is "vantage"

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/114-Pierrepont-St-APT-3-Brooklyn-NY-11201/120928124_zpid/


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/2801-Montchanin-Rd-Wilmington-DE-19807/73007388_zpid/





https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/124-Tekis-Pl-Palm-Desert-CA-92260/18149323_zpid/ by Narendra Patel (2005)

cool showers only




https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/623-Upper-Grassy-Hill-Rd-Woodbury-CT-06798/197810951_zpid/ old post-and-beam structure relocated and converted into a house by Ed Cady in 1975





https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/19-Paradise-Cv-Phippsburg-ME-04562/112689603_zpid/ cute and suspiciously-moderately-priced coastal-hilltop house




includes itty bitty lighthouse cottage


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/67389-E-Palm-Canyon-Dr-Cathedral-City-CA-92234/18135502_zpid/ Cree House by Albert Frey (1956) featuring the most cliche MCM furniture.

dear real estate photographers: stop it with the vignettes, they don't tell us poo poo about the house


you, uh, gonna put cushions on those wireframe chairs? nah?


Freaquency
May 10, 2007

"Yes I can hear you, I don't have ear cancer!"


It took me an honestly embarrassing amount of time to figure out the perspective for this diagram.

thotsky
Jun 7, 2005

hot to trot
These Zillow posts... Are they a joke? The pictures are awful.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

:nms:

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

thotsky posted:

These Zillow posts... Are they a joke? The pictures are awful.

Which in particular? I kinda like the last place, cliche or not. It's calming.

Panoramic floor-to-ceiling windows are certainly A Choice for a bathroom, especially with the surrounding climate.

Blue Footed Booby fucked around with this message at 15:55 on Jan 24, 2022

Freaquency
May 10, 2007

"Yes I can hear you, I don't have ear cancer!"

thotsky posted:

These Zillow posts... Are they a joke? The pictures are awful.

Sometimes the search term yields genuinely good results, but a lot of the fun of them is pulling back the curtain on realtor-speak to reveal the horrors contained therein.

thotsky
Jun 7, 2005

hot to trot
Having a $3500 vitra desk in s place with Wall to Wall carpeting is pretty interesting. They've committed to the bit.

thotsky
Jun 7, 2005

hot to trot

Blue Footed Booby posted:

Which in particular? I kinda like the last place, cliche or not. It's calming.

Panoramic floor-to-ceiling windows are certainly A Choice for a bathroom, especially with the surrounding climate.

Don't like maximalist / American style. Not a huge fan of cottage or farmhousy things either.

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


A couple of pages back there was a house with an absolutely glorious Bradbury & Bradbury wallpaper set. It may not be your preferred style, but it is mine, so :toot:. Never lived in a house where it would be appropriate; you need high ceilings and big rooms.



https://bradbury.com/ac.html
https://bradbury.com/victorian/victorian.html

Arsenic Lupin fucked around with this message at 18:21 on Jan 24, 2022

Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

The Zillow search term of the day is "unspoiled"

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/56-Montague-St-Lunenburg-NS-B0J-2C0/305631771_zpid/


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/17-Prospect-Hill-Rd-Stockbridge-MA-01262/56816584_zpid/




https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/0-Highway-1-Big-Sur-CA-93920/19389661_zpid/




https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/64-Prospect-St-Litchfield-CT-06759/197791362_zpid/



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/2710-Village-Rd-Langhorne-PA-19047/9034858_zpid/

the painting is sus


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/97-Spring-Grove-Ave-San-Anselmo-CA-94960/19240766_zpid/



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/3128-Halfway-Rd-The-Plains-VA-20198/299728249_zpid/




bedrooms in the guest cottages



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/3316-N-Lake-Dr-3-Milwaukee-WI-53211/40433590_zpid/ spectacular woodwork and plasterwork in a 1914 eclectic townhome





https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/11735-Dean-St-737-Bonita-Springs-FL-34135/2067842480_zpid/ just need to showcase this art

Luneshot
Mar 10, 2014

Freaquency posted:

Sometimes the search term yields genuinely good results, but a lot of the fun of them is pulling back the curtain on realtor-speak to reveal the horrors contained therein.

tbh this thread just makes me jealous that people can afford to buy even the bad ones

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

Luneshot posted:

tbh this thread just makes me jealous that people can afford to buy even the bad ones

Like 13% of my time in this thread is hoping for another place as bonkers as that warehouse church home with all the shelving units and the full 3d tour.

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

https://twitter.com/jcduncan7/status/1485792443551432706

Good to have access to an outdoor space :hai:

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/119110382

Selachian
Oct 9, 2012

A guy I know took this photo in the half bath of his dad's house.



Great if you want to watch yourself whiz infinitely, but I can't imagine how much Windex he goes through.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
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Infinite whizz actually cleans glass quite effectively

Magic Hate Ball
May 6, 2007

ha ha ha!
you've already paid for this
yayoi kusama's infinity shitter

Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

The Zillow search term of the day is "relish"

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/64-Canaan-Valley-Rd-Southfield-MA-01259/200264427_zpid/


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/2032-Canterbury-Rd-Kingsport-TN-37660/42448688_zpid/




https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/Nicasio-CA-94946/80756163_zpid/




https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1253-Street-Rd-Chester-Springs-PA-19425/54739008_zpid/


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/504-Payne-Chapel-Rd-Lookout-Mountain-GA-30750/2066779947_zpid/


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/71-Overlook-Dr-West-Dover-VT-05356/235253386_zpid/




https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/18116-Chardon-Cir-Encino-CA-91316/19950754_zpid/




https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1639-Salmon-St-Saint-Cloud-FL-34771/46275708_zpid/ cute tiny house



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/107-S-Walnut-St-Richland-MO-65556/2146946848_zpid/ Cheap Victorian in a Dying Midwest Town, currently being used as an antique shop

cheese eats mouse
Jul 6, 2007

A real Portlander now

Magic Hate Ball posted:

yayoi kusama's infinity shitter

ScamWhaleHolyGrail
Dec 24, 2009

first ride
a little nervous but excited

I want to like this but it's got embassy suites breakfast atrium vibes

Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

The Zillow search term of the day is "glimpse"

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/3666-W-Stoutes-Creek-Rd-Bloomington-IN-47404/120233730_zpid/



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/977-Village-Dr-Bowen-Island-BC-V0N-1G1/314279956_zpid/




https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1368-Sunset-Rd-Castleton-NY-12033/32265867_zpid/




https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/316-Saskatchewan-Cres-W-Saskatoon-SK-S7M-0A4/2067625643_zpid/




https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/816-11th-St-Pt-Royal-SC-29935/68765535_zpid/




https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/Wassaic-NY-12592/2068769792_zpid/






https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1115-Bryn-Tyddyn-Dr-Gladwyne-PA-19035/9967101_zpid/ 9 fireplaces and entirely too many rooms wtf do you do with all of them



a kitchen island you can gently caress on


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/203-W-Jackson-St-Carrollton-MS-38917/2068788432_zpid/ Cheap Farmhouse in a Horribly Racist Town

quote:

In the period following Reconstruction, from 1877 to 1950, Carrollton County had 29 documented lynchings of African Americans, the second-highest number in the state after a total of 48 in nearby LeFlore County.[4] Twenty-five of these killings were committed in little more than a one-month period in the county seat of Carrollton from February through March 1886.[5] In general, lynchings were a means of white terrorist control of the African-American population.

quote:

The Carroll County government flies the historic Confederate Battle Flag, along with the United States flag, at the memorial to the Confederate dead at the county courthouse in Carrollton.
sure you'd be surrounded by angry ghosts but hey, $400 mortgage

peanut
Sep 9, 2007


Please do a trailer/prefab house special. I've liked the floorplans of the doublewides I've been in.

His Divine Shadow
Aug 7, 2000

I'm not a fascist. I'm a priest. Fascists dress up in black and tell people what to do.
I liked this place:
https://www.etuovi.com/kohde/20570369?haku=M1788237400

Dreaming of a farmstead of my own some day. A timberhouse like this from the turn of the century is the ideal.



I love all the fireplaces (but not enough pönttöuunis IMO), and I really like the wooden stove in the kitchen, a Högfors like my grandparents used to have. Gotta say I liked the overall look of the kitchen too. Very warm and cozy.







This place is not for me (wrong location, the wrong time), but something like it one day is the dream. I really like my current place too, so it's gotta be a perfect place to get me to move away.

Trocadero
Aug 23, 2012
Holy crap, that's a nice farm.

Thanks for the link, I've been learning Finnish for 40 days now, I understand like 3% of the words in that offer :aaaaa:

thotsky
Jun 7, 2005

hot to trot
Is a wardrobe a must in an entré? A lot of interior design photos, at least of the Scandinavian variety, use benches, shoe trays, wall mounted knobs or hooks or dumbwaiters instead. I think I could pull that off since I am single, but maybe that's wishful thinking?

Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

thotsky posted:

Is a wardrobe a must in an entré? A lot of interior design photos, at least of the Scandinavian variety, use benches, shoe trays, wall mounted knobs or hooks or dumbwaiters instead. I think I could pull that off since I am single, but maybe that's wishful thinking?

Depends if you can tolerate being able to see coats and boots and things of that nature or if you need to put them under doors. In the US built-in coat closets are the norm but many people still use a coat rack for convenience' sake (and to let them dry out) and then the coat closet gets used for out-of-season outerwear.

Hutla
Jun 5, 2004

It's mechanical
Post your entryway and how much stuff you need to store in it! I live in Chicago, so I have a bunch of bulky winter gear that needs to be jammed into a closet 8 months a year, but it's desperately needed those other 4. If you're in Florida or somewhere comparable, you'll have much different needs.

thotsky
Jun 7, 2005

hot to trot
I am in Norway. I have storage space for days elsewhere in the apartment and common areas. I can put away most gear I don't use. And I would much rather wear a wool sweater and a cleverly insulated coat in the winter rather than straight up winter gear. I am more worried about guests, but I guess they could just dump their jackets on the bench if I ran out of knobs or whatever.





Excuse the messy IVAR, I just moved in and I have not gotten around to putting everything where it needs to go yet.

The room is 175 x 350 cm (5'9" x 11'6“).

Hutla
Jun 5, 2004

It's mechanical
If you're only worried about guests, I can't see why a few hooks and a little area for shoes wouldn't be sufficient. It's weird to go over to someone's place and have nowhere to put your coat, but hooks pretty clearly say "put your coat here!"

Mr. Wiggles
Dec 1, 2003

We are all drinking from the highball glass of ideology.
Quick sourcing question. I'm beginning the project of turning my atrium into a tiki hideaway, and I want to cover the white stucco walls of the atrium with something like those plastic greenery panels lime the faux hedge stuff. So my question is - is there anything like that which doesn't look cheap and trashy? I'm ok with it looking artificial since, you know, tiki, but I don't want typical big box store quality which will fall apart in a year. Thoughts?

Ornery and Hornery
Oct 22, 2020

How y’all feel about tvs mounted on the wall?

I feel like the floating effect only looks good if all the wires are hidden. And even then I prefer the tv actually resting on a credenza or something a lot of the time.

I only prefer floating tvs when space constraints absolutely demand it.

falz
Jan 29, 2005

01100110 01100001 01101100 01111010
ll tvs and all entertainment centers should be floating w hidden wires.

Fewer things with legs on the floor the better imo.

unlimited shrimp
Aug 30, 2008
Our bedroom windows are short and wide, with the bottom about four feet up from the floor. Would floor length curtains look silly here or should we be looking at blinds?

HelloIAmYourHeart
Dec 29, 2008
Fallen Rib

unlimited shrimp posted:

Our bedroom windows are short and wide, with the bottom about four feet up from the floor. Would floor length curtains look silly here or should we be looking at blinds?

I think a roman shade might be a good compromise (I'm currently making a custom roman shade for a 3.5ft x 7ft window so I got short and wide roman shades on the brain).

Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

The Zillow search term of the day is "entice" (enticing, enticed, etc)

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1117-E-1st-St-SW-213-Calgary-AB-T2R-0T9/2072712622_zpid/



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/245-Upper-Shad-Rd-Pound-Ridge-NY-10576/33083224_zpid/




https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1239-B-Tattersall-Dr-1239-Saanich-BC-V8P-1Z2/2066672362_zpid/




has super rad landscaping


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1033-Homestake-Cir-Vail-CO-81657/335646525_zpid/ lol it's a timeshare




https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1380-Shenandoah-Rd-San-Marino-CA-91108/20701135_zpid/ nice MCM house built in 1954, no architect named in listing, there is a cool 3D tour





this addition built in 1986

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

Ornery and Hornery posted:

How y’all feel about tvs mounted on the wall?

I feel like the floating effect only looks good if all the wires are hidden. And even then I prefer the tv actually resting on a credenza or something a lot of the time.

I only prefer floating tvs when space constraints absolutely demand it.

Form should follow function: if the right viewing height for the TV puts it at table height, it goes on a table. If the right viewing height puts it higher, it goes on a wall rather than a stupidly tall table. If it sees so little use that its appearance while off is more important than comfort while viewing, just sell the thing and don't have a TV at all.

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Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
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Naturally your television should be mounted to a swing arm in the upper corner of the room, preferably where glare is most severe

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