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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Name this sex position/maneuver [Contest]
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Ograbme
Jul 26, 2003

D--n it, how he nicks 'em
regular

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# ? Jun 12, 2024 13:04
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BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Blurry Gray Thing posted:

Mounty Pumper's Flying Circus

A winning answer.

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Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

beer gas canister posted:

CLITTHANGER (1993)

This is a good one too.
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BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

itry posted:

Adverse Cowgirl
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Baxter
Sep 13, 2000
 breaking the glass ceiling

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The Bramble
Mar 16, 2004

BONER X posted:

trapeze without the t and ze
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Zybourne Clock
Oct 25, 2011

Poke me.
The Larry Nassar.

* # ? Feb 2, 2022 18:43
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Gath
Sep 23, 2009

BigBadSteve posted:

A winning answer.

Mounty Pumper's Flying Cervix

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Fors Yard
Feb 15, 2008

Aside from getting shot in the head, David, what have you done with yourself?
Jungle Gym OB-GYN

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HebrewMagic
Jul 19, 2012

Police Assault In Progress
Beam Me Up, Shawty

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Baxter
Sep 13, 2000
 The warmest hat

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Mr.Acula
May 10, 2009

Billions and billions of fat clouds

 Raping a gymnast while she is otherwise preoccupied

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Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

brunch with yr parents posted:

Porque du soleil
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Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
Not Worth It

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ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018

brunch with yr parents posted:

Porque du soleil
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Schurik
Sep 13, 2008

Gath posted:

Mounty Pumper's Flying Cervix

Just when you thought it couldn't get any better

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SAY YOHO
Oct 5, 2021
 Chode Elevating Moment

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Knot My President!
Jan 10, 2005

 white men can’t hump

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Buttchocks
Oct 21, 2020

No, I like my hat, thanks.
Mary Lou Ruttin'

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You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

 The Flying Ballendas

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Betty Wight
Jan 1, 2022

Gath posted:

Mounty Pumper's Flying Cervix

Lmao

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Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





 The 3 pump chump.

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wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
 Trapeezeesodomy.

Pronounced: Trap easy sodomy.

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BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
 The Third Ring

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Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.
Fat free loving

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Lifepuzzler
Nov 5, 2009
 The Femursnapper

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OB-GYN Kenobi
Dec 4, 2017
 Sir Newton's inverted apple straddle

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BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Sophy Wackles posted:

The 3 pump chump.
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frytechnician
Jan 8, 2004

Happy to see me?
The Lord Of The Rings

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superjew
Sep 5, 2007

No fair! You changed the outcome by measuring it!
 The rear end Ceiling

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ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018

frytechnician posted:

The Lord Of The Rings
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ChesterJT
Dec 28, 2003

Mounty Pumper's Flying Circus
 I think Blurry was the winner here, but then Gath improved an already great answer. So I'm going to call it a tie and give them both the prize!

Blurry Gray Thing posted:

Mounty Pumper's Flying Circus

Gath posted:

Mounty Pumper's Flying Cervix


Honorable mentions:

Devils Affricate posted:

the orangubang

brunch with yr parents posted:

Porque du soleil
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Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel
Congratulations contestants. Great material!

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brunch with yr parents
Jan 6, 2013

SWEATBOX SYMPHONY
 Aw, man. One day I’ll get an avatar.

* # ? Feb 4, 2022 06:37
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ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018

Pennywise the Frown posted:

Congratulations contestants. Great material!
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snergle
Aug 3, 2013

A kind little mouse!
the iron gently caress but also congrats

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Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

brunch with yr parents posted:

Aw, man. One day I’ll get an avatar.

I'd like to submit 'brunch with yr parents' as the name for this sex move.

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DELETE CASCADE
Oct 25, 2017

i haven't washed my penis since i jerked it to a phtotograph of george w. bush in 2003

Zybourne Clock posted:

The Larry Nassar.
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ChesterJT
Dec 28, 2003

Mounty Pumper's Flying Circus
 Awards:
Blurry chose an archive upgrade, gift certificate sent.
Gath graciously deferred all credit to Blurry and declined a prize.

* # ? Feb 4, 2022 15:32
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