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priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.

zedprime posted:

Well if it was a normal car you wouldn't exactly need a Blockchain to tell you it went to the shop a few times over 20 years.

Big brain thinking would just be recording when the alfa is not in the shop :haw:

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Guze
Oct 10, 2007

Regular Human Bartender

Lmao. 4 billion in buttcoins. Lol.

https://twitter.com/INVESTMENTSHULK/status/1491113799956328449?t=C4KFDgyVi62UxFL3uBCEbg&s=19

Mega Comrade
Apr 22, 2004

Listen buddy, we all got problems!
Bullying works

https://www.wwf.org.uk/updates/nft-statement

Doomtrain
Sep 12, 2006
A mood train?

quote:

Ilya 'Dutch' Lichtenstein, 34, and his wife, Heather Rhiannon Morgan, 31, who raps under the name Razzlekhan, were arrested on Tuesday in Manhattan on federal charges of conspiracy to commit money laundering and conspiracy to defraud the United States.

Morgan, a rapper and former Forbes contributor, describes herself as 'an expert in persuasion, social engineering, and game theory' and in one of her songs, declared herself the 'Crocodile of Wall Street.'

'I'm many things, a rapper, an economist, a journalist, a writer, a CEO, and a dirty, dirty, dirty dirty h*,' she raps in her 2019 single, Versace Bedouin.

'When she's not reverse-engineering black markets to think of better ways to combat fraud and cybercrime, she enjoys rapping and designing streetwear fashion,' her Forbes bio reads.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9jstO5KpCY

Strong Sauce
Jul 2, 2003

You know I am not really your father.






36 billion bitcoin and can't even buy a microphone. smdh

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007


Why tf are you still in the country if you have that.

Crypto makes people so so dumb.

Hector Delgado
Sep 23, 2007

Time for shore leave!!
God the inevitable Law and Order episode about NFTs is going to be hilarious/terrible.

Strong Sauce
Jul 2, 2003

You know I am not really your father.





like the wife is obviously not the hacker so i'm waiting to see what the husband knew. otherwise no way these are the people who actually stole/hacked the bitcoin imo.

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010

so we now using NFT a synonym bockchain and/or coinz now?


the grife is getting lazier and lazier.

ASenileAnimal
Dec 21, 2017


priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.
lol

https://twitter.com/ground_chuck7/status/1491133960487059456

Guze
Oct 10, 2007

Regular Human Bartender

Imagine getting hoodwinked by a guy named Ilya Lichtenstein.

Strong Sauce
Jul 2, 2003

You know I am not really your father.





again no way these people hacked bitfinex

https://twitter.com/puttinyadown/status/1491104089971003393

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDY1bC9eL-A

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Fartcoin

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
Everyone involved with bitcoin deserves to get scammed.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
How can one person be so annoying?

priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.
Just a giant conga line of scammage

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005


Just use a loving database. What use case does “blockchain” solve for here?

punishedkissinger
Sep 20, 2017

Diva Cupcake posted:

Just use a loving database. What use case does “blockchain” solve for here?

I guess the idea is that NO ONE can hack the service record

Foo Diddley
Oct 29, 2011

cat

punishedkissinger posted:

I guess the idea is that NO ONE can hack the service record

well, i sure hope everything is entered perfectly with no mistakes ever

Jean-Paul Shartre
Jan 16, 2015

this sentence no verb


Foo Diddley posted:

well, i sure hope everything is entered perfectly with no mistakes ever

It's Italian car mechanics, surely you're not questioning their upright nature and attention to detail?

Hello Sailor
May 3, 2006

we're all mad here


Carfax Reinvented

AlphaKeny1
Feb 17, 2006

all ive learned is that it is me, i am the dumbass

busalover
Sep 12, 2020
https://twitter.com/BillSPACman/status/1491131214014869505

busalover
Sep 12, 2020
<movie announcer voice>

It's like Bonnie and Clyde... but dumber than you've ever imagined.

tehinternet
Feb 14, 2005

Semantically, "you" is both singular and plural, though syntactically it is always plural. It always takes a verb form that originally marked the word as plural.

Also, there is no plural when the context is an argument with an individual rather than a group. Somfin shouldn't put words in my mouth.
The dumbest loving timeline, holy loving poo poo is anyone competent, does competence exist?

There Bias Two
Jan 13, 2009
I'm not a good person


Sometimes I wonder how we have managed to survive as a species this long.

Virginia Slams
Nov 17, 2012

tehinternet posted:

The dumbest loving timeline, holy loving poo poo is anyone competent, does competence exist?

Competence doesn't exist in the crypto space

Spatial
Nov 15, 2007

What truly shocks me is that Bitfinex didn't fake the hack. It was real.

When this happened, the 40% of users' money they lost was paid back with magic beans in the form of tether. lol.

tehinternet
Feb 14, 2005

Semantically, "you" is both singular and plural, though syntactically it is always plural. It always takes a verb form that originally marked the word as plural.

Also, there is no plural when the context is an argument with an individual rather than a group. Somfin shouldn't put words in my mouth.
I mean the loving hubris to literally post that on tik tok

Crypto is so toxic that it even ruined crypto scammers for me

Strong Sauce
Jul 2, 2003

You know I am not really your father.





just realized the dude, ilya lichetenstein was the cofounder of mixrank. i looked and found his HN account. not really much.

his last comment though from 3 months ago about eric adams (nyc mayor) taking his salary in bitcoin:

quote:

This is largely symbolic, but it does send a clear message.
Like it or hate it, there is a sea change happening in how governments treat cryptocurrency.

Foo Diddley
Oct 29, 2011

cat

if they could promise you'd get comedy like this in every trial, people would be fighting each other to serve on a jury

RumbleFish
Dec 20, 2007

The fact that these people, of all possible people, were the ones who pulled off this heist should itself be grounds to delegitimize crypto.

lol

Strong Sauce
Jul 2, 2003

You know I am not really your father.





https://twitter.com/unrealdutch/status/1465760895867437065

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos

Foo Diddley posted:

well, i sure hope everything is entered perfectly with no mistakes ever
They can just correct it with a balancing transaction when its in the shop next month.

fez_machine
Nov 27, 2004
What's the likelihood that they were just the mules for the laundering?

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

This can't be real. Right?

Warbadger
Jun 17, 2006

Paladinus posted:

This can't be real. Right?

It's crypto so yes it can, and it's probably dumber than any of us can fathom.

coelomate
Oct 21, 2020


It can't be that stupid. You must be explaining it wrong.

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Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish
i mean
https://twitter.com/BillSPACman/status/1491201293482065921

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