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Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Johnny Five-Jaces posted:

it;s 100% correct beyond the speculation about LGM in CSPAM

What's LGM

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Soylent Pudding
Jun 22, 2007

We've got people!


Putin invading Ukraine because Ukrainians are just confused Russians but forgot how hard it is to invade and occupy Russians.

Cugel the Clever
Apr 5, 2009
I LOVE AMERICA AND CAPITALISM DESPITE BEING POOR AS FUCK. I WILL NEVER RETIRE BUT HERE'S ANOTHER 200$ FOR UKRAINE, SLAVA
Little green men. In this case, intentional operatives spreading misinformation and a mindset that impedes critical thinking.

psydude
Apr 1, 2008

Oh poo poo, they went there.

https://mobile.twitter.com/Eurovision/status/1497243799889711104

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug
https://twitter.com/NavyLookout/status/1497247647597486088?s=20&t=v9jh8XUgHXUmdQTtIwm8Ow

Three ships harassed and one hit with a missile in the Black Sea

Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


God the Russian military makes the idiots thread look like a bunch of MIT grads. I’m just waiting for them to accidentally bomb a third country on land now for the full incompetent military bingo win.

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

Marshal Prolapse posted:

God the Russian military makes the idiots thread look like a bunch of MIT grads. I’m just waiting for them to accidentally bomb a third country on land now for the full incompetent military bingo win.

Given that they're surrounded by NATO countries, that could be... bad.

McNally
Sep 13, 2007

Ask me about Proposition 305


Do you like muskets?

Butter Activities
May 4, 2018

They hit a Turkish ship earlier right? Good luck using the Black Sea ports now.

Also Russian media is saying they’re stopping Ukraine from getting WMDs lol

Seriously this like speedrunning every dumb GWOT move we did but like in the span of hours at ten times the scale with a fraction of the economy and popular support

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

Cugel the Clever posted:

Little green men. In this case, intentional operatives spreading misinformation and a mindset that impedes critical thinking.

I think the problem is pretty simple. It's just the echo chamber effect mixed with irony posting.

If we all were ~ironically racist~ and dropped N-bombs in our posts, we'd probably end up with a bunch of racist shitheads posting here unironically, and eventually, the majority of it wouldn't be ironic anymore.

psydude
Apr 1, 2008

Stultus Maximus posted:

Given that they're surrounded by NATO countries, that could be... bad.

I'm actually very worried Belarus is going to take advantage of this to attack Poland or Lithuania in retaliation for harboring their opposition leaders.

McNally
Sep 13, 2007

Ask me about Proposition 305


Do you like muskets?

Bored As gently caress posted:

And they permabanned him. gently caress that sucks.

Strictly speaking he was already perma'd and they were permabanning an alt, which is what's always done. But yeah, the optics of it are bad and that's something the admins have never been good with.

Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Stultus Maximus posted:

Given that they're surrounded by NATO countries, that could be... bad.

Correct, but hey it’s Russia…I wouldn’t be surprised if “police units” used “riot control devices” like Ukraine was a giant Opera House.

psydude
Apr 1, 2008

https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/2022/02/25/ukraine-invasion-russia-news/#link-AZZQA2VO2ZHXZDAWXSTQ6PP65U


quote:

The Russian military has lost momentum in its offensive on Ukraine, a senior U.S. defense official said Friday, cautioning that could change in coming days.

The assessment came amid signs that Russia has struggled to move on the capital, Kyiv, as outgunned Ukrainian forces dig in and put up a fight. Roughly one-third of the Russian forces committed to the assault now are in Ukraine, which would amount to more than 50,000, the official said.

“They have not achieved the progress that we believe they thought they would,” the official said, speaking on the condition of anonymity under ground rules set by the Pentagon.

The invasion continued with an amphibious landing of Russian naval forces west of the city of Mariupol and with Russia continuing to launch missiles into Ukraine. As of Friday morning in Washington, more than 200 missile strikes had occurred, the official said, up from 160 as of Thursday. Some of the missiles landed in residential areas.

ASAPI
Apr 20, 2007
I invented the line.


I know very little about international/maritime law as it applies to this kind of situation.

How quickly will these attacks draw action from various countries? Would a move like this on a US flagged merchant ship draw a kinetic response from us? Do merchant ship flags work like that?

bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

College Slice
Not going line by line on that screed but it rings pretty true for CSPAM. So much shitposting extremely dedicated to screaming BUT NATO, NATO THING, THING BAD RUSSIA GOOD BECAUSE NATO no matter how many times it gets proven to be bullshit.

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

psydude posted:

I'm actually very worried Belarus is going to take advantage of this to attack Poland or Lithuania in retaliation for harboring their opposition leaders.

Look, it's not like a minor partner in a system of alliances has ever done anything rash and led to disaster.

ASAPI posted:

I know very little about international/maritime law as it applies to this kind of situation.

How quickly will these attacks draw action from various countries? Would a move like this on a US flagged merchant ship draw a kinetic response from us? Do merchant ship flags work like that?

If we think we can respond without getting our noses bloodied,
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Praying_Mantis

Hyrax Attack!
Jan 13, 2009

We demand to be taken seriously

ASAPI posted:

I know very little about international/maritime law as it applies to this kind of situation.

How quickly will these attacks draw action from various countries? Would a move like this on a US flagged merchant ship draw a kinetic response from us? Do merchant ship flags work like that?

Yeah I don't get it, seems like killing sailors from neutral powers would further wreck your global standing and make sanctions more likely. And there seems to be no purpose to it, if they actually believed the ships were carrying supplies to Ukraine why not use your overwhelming naval superiority to board and search the ships? Protests about sailors being briefly detained would be nothing next to killing neutrals that have nothing to do with aiding your enemies.

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

Hyrax Attack! posted:

Yeah I don't get it, seems like killing sailors from neutral powers would further wreck your global standing and make sanctions more likely. And there seems to be no purpose to it, if they actually believed the ships were carrying supplies to Ukraine why not use your overwhelming naval superiority to board and search the ships? Protests about sailors being briefly detained would be nothing next to killing neutrals that have nothing to do with aiding your enemies.

Yeah, if Russia wanted to close the Black Sea by force, it'd be easy. Using weapons on ships is a whole "WTF".

Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
So quick question how does a tankies cope with the cognitive dissonance of saying Ukraine is run by neo-Nazis, when it’s president is a Jew?

Suicide Watch
Sep 8, 2009

It looksl ike the Russian force totaled around 190,000 troops, but does anyone know what percentage (probably following contemporary Russian doctrine) of that would be support/rear echelon vs. frontline combat? Because it seems if it was 190,000 combat arms, Ukraine forces would be in for a much harder time than if it was 40-50K combat and the rest were transport/HQ/support

Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

CommieGIR posted:

Yeah, if Russia wanted to close the Black Sea by force, it'd be easy. Using weapons on ships is a whole "WTF".

Granted it’s entirely possible Turkey could just try and close the straits themselves and holy gently caress will that be bad.

psydude
Apr 1, 2008

Suicide Watch posted:

It looksl ike the Russian force totaled around 190,000 troops, but does anyone know what percentage (probably following contemporary Russian doctrine) of that would be support/rear echelon vs. frontline combat? Because it seems if it was 190,000 combat arms, Ukraine forces would be in for a much harder time than if it was 40-50K combat and the rest were transport/HQ/support

Russian formations are based around armor and mechanized infantry, so an operation of this size would have to have a sizeable combat support and service support element attached. I'm trying to find one of the articles from before the invasion, but had a pretty good breakdown of what their force composition was.

Edit: here we go
https://www.economist.com/the-economist-explains/2022/01/31/how-big-is-russias-military-build-up-around-ukraine

Economist estimates from before the invasion out the total number of BTGs at around 100. Each battalion tactical group has its own combat support attached.

From Wikipedia:

Each BTG has approximately 600-800 officers and soldiers, of whom roughly 200 are infantrymen, equipped with vehicles typically including roughly 10 tanks and 40 infantry fighting vehicles.: pp. 11-13 

So of those 190,000 it's safe to say about 40% at most are actual trigger pullers.

psydude fucked around with this message at 19:14 on Feb 25, 2022

Soylent Pudding
Jun 22, 2007

We've got people!



You'd think Russian sailors wouldn't want to start poo poo Japan.

Barcley
Jan 26, 2004

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Soiled Meat
This is a insane commute

https://twitter.com/OAlexanderDK/status/1497268652361478146?s=20&t=4Kx-_y71yA6HEpy_bFQoFg

Hyrax Attack!
Jan 13, 2009

We demand to be taken seriously

Marshal Prolapse posted:

So quick question how does a tankies cope with the cognitive dissonance of saying Ukraine is run by neo-Nazis, when it’s president is a Jew?

Wonder if it's similar to during the 2020 primary how some tried to accuse Bernie of anti-semitism. I suspect they know their argument is absurd but are giving it a go to see if it gets traction.

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418


All that time training in video games paying off

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug
We've worked with Goon Loden Taylor on a gangtag for the D&D Ukraine Relief thread:

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
I laughed very, very hard at the answer below

https://twitter.com/EsotericCD/status/1497270872129908745?t=fhRPh5ZdrQ7zDi7Tl-6ROw&s=19

all nine panels plus an extra 27 to your left, right, and rear.

And for today's Extra Content, we have this dead fascist. He doesn't look very dangerous, but he could come back alive and attack at any time, so we must deal with it. *brrrrrt*

Shooting Blanks
Jun 6, 2007

Real bullets mess up how cool this thing looks.

-Blade



Stultus Maximus posted:

Look, it's not like a minor partner in a system of alliances has ever done anything rash and led to disaster.

If we think we can respond without getting our noses bloodied,
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Praying_Mantis

Simply put: Russia's surface navy is not particularly strong or numerous, but their submarine force is at least a peer adversary to every other sub fleet on the planet. Entering a naval shooting war with them would be....interesting, to put it mildly.

psydude
Apr 1, 2008

Finland's the complete package: a hot prime minister and a terrifying thirst for Russian blood.

Cythereal
Nov 8, 2009

I love the potoo,
and the potoo loves you.
https://twitter.com/Femi_Sorry/status/1497217148267253760?t=7bZqV6oRXiXJBlPpmccp0w&s=19

Caconym
Feb 12, 2013


Best response:
https://twitter.com/Kivelart/status/1497232550447796224?s=20&t=K6RRziouQ22vw8N-ISyW-w

Bored As Fuck
Jan 1, 2006
Fun Shoe

McNally posted:

Strictly speaking he was already perma'd and they were permabanning an alt, which is what's always done. But yeah, the optics of it are bad and that's something the admins have never been good with.

Ah, ok. Didn't know he was already permabanned.

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


https://twitter.com/root_nomad/status/1497254180108570633?s=20&t=ebNXlOBL0KNVznT1cW7uNA

TheWeedNumber
Apr 20, 2020

by sebmojo

ASAPI
Apr 20, 2007
I invented the line.


drat, Russia can't have anything at all... First their planes and armor get wrecked, then no Eurovision, then no World Cup, THEN no porn?!?

Brute Squad
Dec 20, 2006

Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human race

post/username combo

https://twitter.com/LeMayAllTheWay/status/1496988556442718211

gently caress curtis lemay

Magugu
Mar 30, 2013

I came to drink, fight, and f@ck. And im fresh outta beer, so what will it be?
https://twitter.com/ChrisMedlandF1/...ghtmode%3Dtrue9

Nikita Mazepin a Formula 1 driver, who's father is an oligarch in charge or Uralkali, had this to say,

https://twitter.com/nikita_mazepin/...ightmode%3Dtrue

Magugu fucked around with this message at 20:14 on Feb 25, 2022

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Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Who would take over in Russia if Putin were ousted as a result of this fiasco?

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