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psydude
Apr 1, 2008

What's the best way to gently caress up a tank's treads? Movies have taught me that's the most important part of the tank.

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Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

psydude posted:

What's the best way to gently caress up a tank's treads? Movies have taught me that's the most important part of the tank.
Put PVT Dingdong behind the wheel.

Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Naked Bear posted:

Put PVT Dingdong behind the wheel.

Pennsylvania national guard reporting for duty!

Sentinel
Jan 1, 2009

High Tech
Low Life


Its never about the hard outer shell.
Its about the chewy meat center inside.

gently caress you could never get me to be a drat tanker.

stealie72
Jan 10, 2007
OK, real dumb question because I could argue either way on pure design:

Are tank hatches generally designed to lock from the inside to keep people from climbing on and flinging in grenades/molotovs/bullets, or are they generally designed to be openable from the outside to allow the chance for someone to open the hatch and get to the crew to get them out?

My knowledge of russian armor stops at Afghanistan, and my impression is that nobody at any level gives a poo poo about the people inside, so "weld them in a hope they don't burn to death" and "a locking mechanism is western decadence that might allow the troops to survive" both seem valid.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Hatches generally open from both sides, but the crew can lock them from the inside.

e: These locks simply prevent the handle from being operated. I'd be amazed if Russian/Soviet designs didn't have them. If the crew locks themselves in, there's no easy way of getting them out.

Jarmak
Jan 24, 2005

psydude posted:

What's the best way to gently caress up a tank's treads? Movies have taught me that's the most important part of the tank.

It's not so much that they're the most important as it is that they're the easiest thing to break that will effectively disable the tank. That said, I wasn't a tanker but my understanding is changing treads in the field is one of the core things armored crew train on.

So it's usually also a temporary thing.

Unless they catch them unbuttoned the Molotovs are mostly blinding in effect on MBTs.

Humvee/MRAP-class poo poo though have all sorts of openings (like the open turret) if they're anything like ours.

Hekk
Oct 12, 2012

'smeper fi

I am not an expert on Russian armor but tanks are generally designed to be employed at greater distances than one in which your enemy is close enough to throw things at it. Even infantry support armor relies upon infantry to keep the enemy from climbing up on it or attacking from blind spots. If you bring unsupported armor into an urban environment it’s only a matter of time before the crew get taken out.

psydude
Apr 1, 2008

Hekk posted:

I am not an expert on Russian armor but tanks are generally designed to be employed at greater distances than one in which your enemy is close enough to throw things at it. Even infantry support armor relies upon infantry to keep the enemy from climbing up on it or attacking from blind spots. If you bring unsupported armor into an urban environment it’s only a matter of time before the crew get taken out.

Some of the analysis I read leading up to the war suggested that Russia's doctrine is still over-dependent upon the premise of armor-centric combined arms engagements at range, without enough attention paid to urban operations. It looks like Ukraine has been exploiting this tactically and engaging the Russians in ambushes and up close, where they're less effective.

Saint Celestine
Dec 17, 2008

Lay a fire within your soul and another between your hands, and let both be your weapons.
For one is faith and the other is victory and neither may ever be put out.

- Saint Sabbat, Lessons
Grimey Drawer
If thats true, you'd think they've learned something after Chechnya

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Molotov are fine against trucks and what not but what really works on tanks is water balloons/buckets with paint on the hot engine hatch. Tends to catch on fire just fine and wreck engines. Don’t even have to bother with lighting them.

Slashrat
Jun 6, 2011

YOSPOS
Someone probably learned something from Chechnya, yeah, but they didn't bother passing that on to the 19-year old conscripts that actually got sent into Ukraine, who seem to mostly want to just stay holed up inside their vehicles rather than provide infantry screens against ambushes.

Pine Cone Jones
Dec 6, 2009

You throw me the acorn, I throw you the whip!
https://twitter.com/IntelNessa/status/1497322945106137095?t=jENVXiCIPa4c_-IwQceaMw&s=19

Nuclear Tourist
Apr 7, 2005

Powerful big balls energy.

https://twitter.com/peedutuisk/status/1497310882069581824?s=19

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011
Everyone kept saying that Ukrainian military morale is high and god drat, if this is how the regular line soldiers are feeling about things, then it really must be that high.

Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Oh Russia never change.

https://twitter.com/sunningcham88/status/1497315739186958339?s=21

Hyrax Attack!
Jan 13, 2009

We demand to be taken seriously

Crab Dad posted:

Molotov are fine against trucks and what not but what really works on tanks is water balloons/buckets with paint on the hot engine hatch. Tends to catch on fire just fine and wreck engines. Don’t even have to bother with lighting them.

Another advantage to that is if you drop it at your feet or it pops in your hand your next minute of life will be messy but survivable.

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

This isn't helping the argument that Russia uses the principle of "we have a fuckton of people to throw at the enemy."
I mean sure, they of course have advanced technology and battle doctrine but a key part of that doctrine definitely seems to historically as well as currently include "threaten and/or inebriate hordes of poorly trained 18 year old conscript cannon fodder."

Butter Activities
May 4, 2018


If this is Russia’s high readiness troops, oof

aphid_licker
Jan 7, 2009


Stultus Maximus posted:

This isn't helping the argument that Russia uses the principle of "we have a fuckton of people to throw at the enemy."
I mean sure, they of course have advanced technology and battle doctrine but a key part of that doctrine definitely seems to historically as well as currently include "threaten and/or inebriate hordes of poorly trained 18 year old conscript cannon fodder."

They had to do this bc they were short on contract soldiers for their plan. This tells us that they don't have a lot of guys and had to cut every last corner

E: knowing this probably is why the gang looked so uncomfortable at Putin's TV farce

aphid_licker fucked around with this message at 23:18 on Feb 25, 2022

ASAPI
Apr 20, 2007
I invented the line.

I don't remember seeing this earlier. Looks like Ukraine has engaged full on gently caress you mode.

https://twitter.com/Osinttechnical/status/1497112173734150145?t=U7e-l7FE542r7vBPmZr_xw&s=19

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
I'm just continuously amazed at the increasingly bizarre nature of this whole fiasco.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





ASAPI posted:

I don't remember seeing this earlier. Looks like Ukraine has engaged full on gently caress you mode.

https://twitter.com/Osinttechnical/status/1497112173734150145?t=U7e-l7FE542r7vBPmZr_xw&s=19

God bless

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Milo and POTUS posted:

I'm just continuously amazed at the increasingly bizarre nature of this whole fiasco.

It's like they're saying "We're fine, we're gonna go in and :killdozer: them and we'll have Putingrad up and running at the end of the week!" without any actual solid strategy or legitimate high readiness personnel or soldiers that knew what they were actually getting into as if their supposed reputation alone would win them this.

It's getting to where I wish this were some small, cocky republic which could be brought to its knees with a dose of precision-guided whoopass as opposed to Russia with drunk/coked up Vlad and his cache of nukes.

Notahippie
Feb 4, 2003

Kids, it's not cool to have Shane MacGowan teeth

Milo and POTUS posted:

I'm just continuously amazed at the increasingly bizarre nature of this whole fiasco.

I'm surprised we're not seeing more pro-Russian memes or social media content. They've historically been pretty strong on the mis/dis/malinfo side of things but right now the only things getting traction (at least in the circles I see) are variants of Ukraine, gently caress Yeah. I don't know if that means lack of attention on the Russian side, lack of capacity for some reason, or if they need some critical mass of neutral supporters for their poo poo to propagate and right now that doesn't exist.

Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://twitter.com/w4rw4tcher/status/1497210879691141121?s=21

Welcome to Javelin town! Population: You!

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
Im starting to wonder if maybe it was a “I’m not locked in here with you, you’re locked in here with me” situation all along.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers






gently caress. If nothing else, they'll be running up Russian military spending for a while.

Nimmy
Feb 20, 2011

Soon young Melvin.
Your time will come.

I can't believe I thought they would just roll Ukraine. Even if they do, this insurgency is going to be so brutal. Iraq, but if all NATO was openly financing and supplying the insurgency.

I was actually a bit worried about Russia as a near peer adversary, but short of the nuclear threat they look like a complete joke.

ZombieApostate
Mar 13, 2011
Sorry, I didn't read your post.

I'm too busy replying to what I wish you said

:allears:

I was wondering last night whether the size of the russian army invading ukraine was another instance of misinformation. Like, just dress up a bunch of random people in uniforms and make them hang out on the border to boost the numbers to make it more intimidating. They've been running misinfo campaigns for everything else, so why not this, too?

Sounds like that idea might not have been completely off the mark.

psydude
Apr 1, 2008

So what happens if Putin doesn't win? And by doesn't win, I mean fails to completely overthrow the government in a short time period. Not like he can just back down at this point. His dick is already too far into crazy, and his entire image is of a strong man who never loses.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Nimmy posted:

I can't believe I thought they would just roll Ukraine. Even if they do, this insurgency is going to be so brutal. Iraq, but if all NATO was openly financing and supplying the insurgency.

I was actually a bit worried about Russia as a near peer adversary, but short of the nuclear threat they look like a complete joke.
I'm pretty sure we were all thinking something along those lines, that it'd take anywhere from a few days to a week. The Russian military should, in a vacuum, be able to roll up the Ukrainians without too much issue. Of course, wars are not fought in a vacuum and there are far too many other things going on for anyone to know with certainty how this will play out. It's early yet and things can still play out either way.

Oxygenpoisoning
Feb 21, 2006

Notahippie posted:

I'm surprised we're not seeing more pro-Russian memes or social media content. They've historically been pretty strong on the mis/dis/malinfo side of things but right now the only things getting traction (at least in the circles I see) are variants of Ukraine, gently caress Yeah. I don't know if that means lack of attention on the Russian side, lack of capacity for some reason, or if they need some critical mass of neutral supporters for their poo poo to propagate and right now that doesn't exist.

It’s there. It’s just being countered by everyone for the first time.

https://twitter.com/Justin_Ling/status/1496960764581752832?s=20&t=QVOM4QWdcc5PxFnZm8oaCQ

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011

psydude posted:

So what happens if Putin doesn't win? And by doesn't win, I mean fails to completely overthrow the government in a short time period. Not like he can just back down at this point. His dick is already too far into crazy, and his entire image is of a strong man who never loses.

He starts drafting every Russian man between 18 and 60 that can hold an AK and tells them to go commit war crimes or go to Forever Jail for treason.

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost

Naked Bear posted:

I'm pretty sure we were all thinking something along those lines, that it'd take anywhere from a few days to a week. The Russian military should, in a vacuum, be able to roll up the Ukrainians without too much issue. Of course, wars are not fought in a vacuum and there are far too many other things going on for anyone to know with certainty how this will play out. It's early yet and things can still play out either way.

Even in public facing documents and speeches, after Donbas and Crimea, NATO et al became simultaneously a bit more worried about likelihood of Russian aggression, but became less impressed by Russian capability to actually mount and sustain operations.

ASAPI
Apr 20, 2007
I invented the line.

This is getting ridiculous

https://twitter.com/ELINTNews/status/1497346330796167175?t=IFgcE15i-bVk7BnB3n_85Q&s=19

Arven
Sep 23, 2007
The starkest thing to me is the lack of drones. In the Armenian-Azerbaijan fight a while back probably half the footage was drones shooting stuff or getting shot down. I have yet to see any indication either side is using drones extensively.

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

Oxygenpoisoning posted:

It’s there. It’s just being countered by everyone for the first time.

https://twitter.com/Justin_Ling/status/1496960764581752832?s=20&t=QVOM4QWdcc5PxFnZm8oaCQ

Don't forget all the astroturfing for Brexit, anti-vax misinformation, and all other right wing causes Russia has been up to.

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT


They ain't gonna jump no more!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5HtVYr9aKRM

RIP you poor fuckers.

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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Christ, Warhol was wrong, wasn't he? Actually in the future everyone will be a photojournalist for fifteen minutes.

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