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I'm the overly serious middle aged guy bowling by myself. I brought my own ball and I'm using a wrist brace and a hand towel but my actual bowling is relentlessly mediocre
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Feb 27, 2022 00:35
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i'm the 12 year old spending 45 dollars of allowance on the holographic sticker machine trying to complete my set of nfl team helmets
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Feb 27, 2022 01:05
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- Finger Prince
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I'm the turkey.
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Feb 27, 2022 02:36
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- gleebster
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Only a howler
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I'm the guy trying to explain why duckpins are so much more fun.
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Feb 27, 2022 03:28
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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I'm the bumpers. Please bump your balls against me.
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Feb 27, 2022 03:34
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- Macnult
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i'm the kid that's way more interested in the arcade at the bowling alley than i am the actual bowling
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Feb 27, 2022 05:09
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- Sarah Cenia
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Laying in the forest, by the water
Underneath these ferns
You'll never find me
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i'm the guy that gets locked out of changing his name on the scoreboard after doing so 30 times
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Feb 27, 2022 05:41
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I'm the toddler who somehow manages to throw a gutterball with bumpers and it gets stuck halfway down and I'm inconsolable and so is the employee who has to retrieve the ball
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Feb 27, 2022 05:53
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Oculus Noctuae
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I'm the thirty-seven year old employee huffing shoe deodorizer behind the counter.
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Feb 27, 2022 06:02
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If we were all trees, there'd be no more wars. 'Cause we'd be trees.
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I'm the dude who insisted on not using the bumpers, then proceeds to throw 20 gutter balls in a row.
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Feb 27, 2022 07:34
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I’m a ball
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Feb 27, 2022 20:52
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- The Walrus Cancer
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If we were all trees, there'd be no more wars. 'Cause we'd be trees.
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I'm one of the pins, ready to be smacked by a giant ball.
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Feb 27, 2022 21:05
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I'm the sticky residue inside one of the finger holes of a bowling ball.
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Feb 27, 2022 21:50
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i'm the teenage boy hiding in the bathrooms, definitely not crying, after my great love revealed her new relationship to me during a big group hang. this didn't catch me completely oblivious and i didn't think tonite was going to be the nite i revealed my affections, the way her hand brushed against mine as we clambered out of a friends moms mini van definitely didn't give me hope, this for sure won't be a thing that weighs on me for years and years.
Yeah but you know Alex M. has EVERY Redwall book AND the faintest gossamer hint of a moustache, so, like, you know she'll be happy with him. He can show her a world outside of the puny confines of your town, a world... where legend rules, and heroes rise...
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Feb 27, 2022 23:53
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i'm the crazy animations on the big CRT tv above the lane going off every time you roll a strike, which in reality you never do, but theoretically that's what i would be doing
Ah, so you're the same three "Open" animations from 1997 playing in a loop, we meet again my old foe
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Feb 28, 2022 00:15
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The funk soul brother at the back of her head has gone dark. Forever.
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im the guy in the billiards room being absolutely terrible at pool
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Feb 28, 2022 05:37
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im the guy in the billiards room being absolutely terrible at pool
Listen, we can't both be me.
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Feb 28, 2022 06:02
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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I'm the tiny balls for candlepin
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Feb 28, 2022 10:11
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Ok this time I'm the overly serious middle aged man sitting off to the side, not bowling at all. I might even be the same one from before. If anyone asks or makes eye contact for too long I cite some vaguely technical grievance about the lane conditions. They're too oily, or maybe it's too humid, or the disco lights are just a touch too bright, or I can't concentrate while "That Don't Impress Me Much" by Shania Twain is playing
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Feb 28, 2022 14:28
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- Zurtilik
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The Biggest Brain in Guardia
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I'm the guy who accidentally threw so poorly that I sent the ball two lanes over and ruined a guy's perfect game.
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Feb 28, 2022 14:49
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Jun 10, 2024 12:15
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I'm the old timer looking with disdain at the automated scoring system. Kids these days, can't even add up numbers in their head.
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