Best & Worst Promos, Simulations, Jankens, and anything not a match of 2022

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Penguin Patrol: Mar 3, 2005; by Fluffdaddy

nthing the MJF promo, it's on YouTube now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VAf6epYTUAM

Punch McLightning posted:

POTYC: Jericho & Kingston, Dynamite, 2/23

nth

graph posted:

POTYC: Chaos Project have been training and tanning together - AEW Dark - 2/22/22

# ? Feb 24, 2022 05:08

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# ? Jun 1, 2024 18:27

a cyborg mug: Mar 8, 2010

graph posted:

POTYC: MJF won't quit - AEW Dynamite 2/23/22

Nth legit maybe the best promo I have ever seen

Most wrestlers are concerned with reaching the orbit, meanwhile this fucker is rocketing past Jupiter

# ? Feb 24, 2022 07:09

a cyborg mug: Mar 8, 2010

EOTYC (entrance of the year): PENTA OBSCURO w/ ABRAHANTES OBSCURO

# ? Feb 24, 2022 07:15

edogawa rando: Mar 20, 2007

graph posted:

POTYC: MJF won't quit - AEW Dynamite 2/23/22

He made one of the least sympathetic characters in AEW into someone that genuinely deserves sympathy. loving wow.

# ? Feb 24, 2022 09:00

Rarity: Oct 21, 2010; ~*4 LIFE*~

HP: Story Time with Adam Page, Baby, AEW Dynamite, 23/02
POTYC: The Tears of Maxwell Jacob Friedman, AEW Dynamite, 23/02
POTYC: Chris Jericho Reads Eddie Like A Book, AEW Dynamite, 23/02

EOTYC: Penta Obscuro w/ Darth Alex, AEW Dynamite, 23/02

# ? Feb 24, 2022 10:02

edogawa rando: Mar 20, 2007

Def a show that was more about promos than matches, but the two big promos were all-timers.

nthing MJF�s promo and the Jericho/Kingston face-to-face.

# ? Feb 24, 2022 10:10

Big Coffin Hunter: Aug 13, 2005

Rarity posted:

HP: Story Time with Adam Page, Baby, AEW Dynamite, 23/02]

nth

I loved every second of this, including the Tag Team Battle Royale. I wish I could put both up combined in the Best Match thread, but everything built up between them is magnificent.

# ? Feb 24, 2022 10:21

Cerebral Bore: Apr 21, 2010; Fun Shoe

Outfit Of The Year: Alex Abrahantes AEW Dynamite 23.02

# ? Feb 24, 2022 15:47

Rarity: Oct 21, 2010; ~*4 LIFE*~

Cerebral Bore posted:

Outfit Of The Year: Alex Abrahantes AEW Dynamite 23.02

Nth

# ? Feb 24, 2022 15:48

LionYeti: Oct 12, 2008

edogawa rando posted:

He made one of the least sympathetic characters in AEW into someone that genuinely deserves sympathy. loving wow.

It�s MJFs supervillain origin story

# ? Feb 24, 2022 17:39

Rarity: Oct 21, 2010; ~*4 LIFE*~

HP: Britt/Rosa Contract Signing, AEW Rampage, 25/02
HP: Orange Cassidy Raps, AEW Rampage, 25/02

# ? Feb 26, 2022 07:08

Pylons: Mar 16, 2009

Rarity posted:

HP: Britt/Rosa Contract Signing, AEW Rampage, 25/02
HP: Orange Cassidy Raps, AEW Rampage, 25/02

Nth. Britt's still the best on the mic in the division and it isn't particularly close.

# ? Feb 26, 2022 14:11

Punch McLightning: Sep 19, 2005; you know what that means; Grimey Drawer

Move of the Year: Dante Martin's teammate assisted top rope springboard tope con giro, AEW Dark Special, Feb 10: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4LWUes0mCdI&t=2206s

# ? Feb 28, 2022 04:08

Benne: Sep 2, 2011; STOP DOING HEROIN

POTYC: Punk/MJF, Dynamite 3/2

Holy poo poo that was incredible TV

# ? Mar 3, 2022 03:23

Dango Bango: Jul 26, 2007

Benne posted:

POTYC: Punk/MJF, Dynamite 3/2

Holy poo poo that was incredible TV

Agreed. Atypical professional wrestling yet somehow still completely typical??

# ? Mar 3, 2022 03:29

Kevino07: Oct 16, 2008

Benne posted:

POTYC: Punk/MJF, Dynamite 3/2

Holy poo poo that was incredible TV

nth

# ? Mar 3, 2022 03:30

Punch McLightning: Sep 19, 2005; you know what that means; Grimey Drawer

Benne posted:

POTYC: Punk/MJF, Dynamite 3/2

Holy poo poo that was incredible TV

nth

HM Angle of the Year: Wardlow/Spears/MJF backstage, Dynamite 3/2

# ? Mar 3, 2022 03:56

graph: Nov 22, 2006; aaag peanuts

Benne posted:

POTYC: Punk/MJF, Dynamite 3/2

Holy poo poo that was incredible TV

nth

Punch McLightning posted:

HM Angle of the Year: Wardlow/Spears/MJF backstage, Dynamite 3/2

its going to implode so spectacularly

# ? Mar 3, 2022 04:04

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me
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POTYC: Jade Cargill, "Bitch shut up before I kick you in the face again. Nobody gives a drat about that karate poo poo.", AEW Dynamite 3/2

# ? Mar 3, 2022 04:11

Pylons: Mar 16, 2009

Benne posted:

POTYC: Punk/MJF, Dynamite 3/2

Holy poo poo that was incredible TV

xbilkis posted:

POTYC: Jade Cargill, "Bitch shut up before I kick you in the face again. Nobody gives a drat about that karate poo poo.", AEW Dynamite 3/2

Nth both of these. Great poo poo from both of them.

# ? Mar 3, 2022 05:30

graph: Nov 22, 2006; aaag peanuts

xbilkis posted:

POTYC: Jade Cargill, "Bitch shut up before I kick you in the face again. Nobody gives a drat about that karate poo poo.", AEW Dynamite 3/2

irl lol'd, nth

# ? Mar 3, 2022 07:19

Rarity: Oct 21, 2010; ~*4 LIFE*~

POTYC: The Grand Redemption of Maxwell, AEW Dynamite, 02/03
HP: Jade Hates Karate, AEW Dynamite, 02/03

# ? Mar 3, 2022 09:14

Rarity: Oct 21, 2010; ~*4 LIFE*~

HP: Eddie Kingston Mourns the Death of Kayfabe, AEW Rampage, 04/03

# ? Mar 5, 2022 07:14

edogawa rando: Mar 20, 2007

Audience member of the year: The guy in yellow that looks like Bray Wyatt dressing up as Joey Janela. He looked like he was having the time of his life.

# ? Mar 5, 2022 07:33

Fish Of Doom: Aug 18, 2004; I'm too awake for this to be a nightmare

Rarity posted:

HP: Eddie Kingston Mourns the Death of Kayfabe, AEW Rampage, 04/03

This. I want to eat peanut butter pie with Eddie and Tony.

Fish Of Doom fucked around with this message at 09:58 on Mar 5, 2022

# ? Mar 5, 2022 09:41

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Weirdest Match of the Year: Will Ospreay vs. BUSHI - NJPW New Japan Cup 3/6

The entire structure of this match was just bizarre, with multiple ref bumps that were completely accidental by both wrestlers and didn't result in any cheating or advantage given to either side and none of us watching it in the thread could figure out what was going on or why.

# ? Mar 6, 2022 09:21

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Jerusalem posted:

Weirdest Match of the Year: Will Ospreay vs. BUSHI - NJPW New Japan Cup 3/6

The entire structure of this match was just bizarre, with multiple ref bumps that were completely accidental by both wrestlers and didn't result in any cheating or advantage given to either side and none of us watching it in the thread could figure out what was going on or why.

2nd. Ospreay doing NXT faces every time it happened added to it

# ? Mar 6, 2022 19:05

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Corporate Tweet of the Year: Josh Alexander jumps a fence, walks into an arena, and attacks Moose all in one shot, 3/5

https://twitter.com/IMPACTWRESTLING/status/1500318595108196360

# ? Mar 6, 2022 20:21

Rarity: Oct 21, 2010; ~*4 LIFE*~

Dang I didn't realise just how tiny the Impact studio is

# ? Mar 6, 2022 20:33

Malcolm Excellent: May 20, 2007; Buglord

Fish Of Doom posted:

This. I want to eat peanut butter pie with Eddie and Tony.

I was told we should get a peanut butter pie for the PPV after eddie said they were going to go eat some

# ? Mar 6, 2022 20:47

Malcolm Excellent: May 20, 2007; Buglord

Edward Mass posted:

Corporate Tweet of the Year: Josh Alexander jumps a fence, walks into an arena, and attacks Moose all in one shot, 3/5

https://twitter.com/IMPACTWRESTLING/status/1500318595108196360

Love the dudes capri jeans

# ? Mar 6, 2022 20:48

Punch McLightning: Sep 19, 2005; you know what that means; Grimey Drawer

Honorable Mention Promo of the Year: CM Punk's bloody promo on AEW Rampage, 3/4

# ? Mar 6, 2022 22:47

sticklefifer: Nov 11, 2003; by VideoGames

Intense Acting of the Year: G.O.D. responding to Jay White saying kicking them out of Bullet Club was "just business" - March 3 Impact

https://streamable.com/ro0zme

drat, Tama, call a casting agent or something.

# ? Mar 7, 2022 00:20

Rarity: Oct 21, 2010; ~*4 LIFE*~

Worst Sponsor of the Year: Draft Kings, AEW Revolution, 06/03

Yes we loving get it

# ? Mar 7, 2022 03:04

Cerebral Bore: Apr 21, 2010; Fun Shoe

Entrance of the Year: CM Punk AEW Revolution 06.03

# ? Mar 7, 2022 03:35

Dango Bango: Jul 26, 2007

Entrance of the Year: CM Punk, AEW Revolution 3/6

MISERIA CANTARE

# ? Mar 7, 2022 03:36

flatluigi: Apr 23, 2008; here come the planes

Cerebral Bore posted:

Entrance of the Year: CM Punk AEW Revolution 06.03

nth

god i'm gonna listen to that at max volume for like an hour after this show

# ? Mar 7, 2022 03:36

Rarity: Oct 21, 2010; ~*4 LIFE*~

Cerebral Bore posted:

Entrance of the Year: CM Punk AEW Revolution 06.03

Nth

# ? Mar 7, 2022 03:36

Penguin Patrol: Mar 3, 2005; by Fluffdaddy

Dango Bango posted:

Entrance of the Year: CM Punk, AEW Revolution 3/6

MISERIA CANTARE

nth

# ? Mar 7, 2022 05:05

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# ? Jun 1, 2024 18:27

Dango Bango: Jul 26, 2007

Crowd of the Year: Orlando, FL, AEW Revolution 3/6

Let's go Adam! ADAM SUCKS sealed it for me

# ? Mar 7, 2022 05:26

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