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forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro



Wrestling Twitter has peaked.

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History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




Would you rather get hit in the head (no blood) or have your head cut off (blood)?

Checkmate idiots.

Jonny Nox
Apr 26, 2008




Davros1 posted:

Because she was the longest tenured wrestler on the roster, she believed that every woman in the locker room should have deferred to her and do everything she said.

But it's okay now! She's said she's totally forgiven AEW for letting her go and would be willing to go back!

Ivelisse has had problems with Rosa going back to Lucha Underground when Rosa was a rookie and getting screwed by a kinda lovely company.

Since then Rosa has grown artistically and professionally and Ivelisse kinda treaded water.

Bullies hate it when their target outgrows them.

Zombie Lemur
Jul 6, 2009

Empyrean empties

If you do the math, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

https://twitter.com/Kenny69MeDon/status/1504279257333305346

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


Right, because the realistic thing to do would be to just lie there in the thumbtacks

Pylons
Mar 16, 2009

No selling kicks rear end

flatluigi
Apr 23, 2008

here come the planes

for the people that didn't watch dynamite live, this video clip starts at about three minutes before the end of the show

gotta get to the finish somehow, yknow

Fish Of Doom
Aug 18, 2004
I'm too awake for this to be a nightmare



This is incredible. The absolute certainty of him saying something so incredibly stupid is awesome. That could be the new thread title.

forkboy84 posted:

Wrestling Twitter has peaked.

You may not like it, but this is what peak wrestling twitter looks like.

Fish Of Doom fucked around with this message at 01:23 on Mar 18, 2022

bebaloorpabopalo
Nov 23, 2005

I'm not interested in constructive criticism, believe me.
why are weirdos trying to say they were fake tacks like they aren't clearly stuck in britt's back and arms and feet and rear end in the very video they're replying to

https://twitter.com/Vip87er/status/1504391613023506433
https://twitter.com/Vip87er/status/1504540826151575559

Pylons
Mar 16, 2009

bebaloorpabopalo posted:

why are weirdos trying to say they were fake tacks like they aren't clearly stuck in britt's back and arms and feet and rear end in the very video they're replying to

https://twitter.com/Vip87er/status/1504391613023506433
https://twitter.com/Vip87er/status/1504540826151575559

Aubrey literally replied on reddit and said she was still bleeding an hour afterwards.

JT Smiley
Mar 3, 2006
Thats whats up!
I would much rather cut my forehead with a razor blade than let Brock Lesnar elbow me there until I bled.

Tweak
Jul 28, 2003

or dont whatever








it's still dumb but I think they're saying Aubrey should have had the foresight to simply not count to 3 in the tacks

Ibexaz
Jul 23, 2013

The faces he makes while posting are inexcusable! When he writes a post his face is like a troll double checking bones to see if there's any meat left! When I post I look like a peacock softly kissing a rose! Didn't his parents provide him with a posting mirror to practice forums faces growing up?
As a ref wouldn't Aubrey need to be in that position to see if Britts shoulders come up? Don't think she'd be in the best spot in that blank area of canvas

davius_xw
Aug 23, 2021

Is there a spreadsheet available somewhere that details the proper amount of time one must sell for any given wrestling move/hold? Are the thumbtacks supposed to act as a force multiplier?

Shard
Jul 30, 2005

davius_xw posted:

Is there a spreadsheet available somewhere that details the proper amount of time one must sell for any given wrestling move/hold? Are the thumbtacks supposed to act as a force multiplier?

These weirdos will just move the goal posts. They sound like a bunch of party pooping mouth breathing neckbeards.

xbilkis
Apr 11, 2005

god qb
me
jay hova
The appropriate amount of time to sell for any move is 0 seconds, unless you're going to flop around in a funny way. If it's a finisher, you are allowed to sell for 3.1 seconds

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009

History Comes Inside! posted:

Would you rather get hit in the head (no blood) or have your head cut off (blood)?

Checkmate idiots.

It's not even that. He literally moved the goalposts, because the original point was that hardway blood was better. So it's not blood vs no blood, it's blood via small nick vs blood via beating someone and hoping they bleed before their brain explodes.

Takuan
May 6, 2007

Ran into an interesting one on discord

quote:

Britt can’t wrestle. I’ve thought this for awhile, but that match just proved how much of a selfish, unprofessional, moron she is

quote:

She didn’t want to drop the title at Revolution, pointed out that Rosa was legitimately pissed about it and “didn’t smile when she came out at Revolution because she knew she was gonna lose”, and no sold a powerbomb onto tacks in their cage match

quote:

Nah, dog. Rosa was pissed, and Britt hit her with a real punch, which you could see pissed Rosa off even more

Shard
Jul 30, 2005

Just making up a whole rear end story in their head

TheIncredulousHulk
Sep 3, 2012

I don't think that guy's at all alone in getting weird vibes from the Britt/Rosa program, but I don't know how you can invent your own explanation based on some very vague data points and then defend it with such confidence when you don't know either of the people involved

El Generico
Feb 3, 2009

Birds revere you and consider you one of their own.

You are welcome in their holy places.
I would rather it lean towards too little selling than too much selling, because not selling enough means there's exciting stuff happening instead, whereas selling too much leads to these long predictable late match sequences of, guy hits a move he's obviously not going to win with, two count, guy makes surprised NXT face, both lay there on the mat for way too long, repeat. Not arguing AEW matches all have perfect selling.

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
https://twitter.com/Cupofjoekeys/status/1504499586332827652?t=PpiSwmIy0tEm1r-v-DhELA&s=19

Jonny Nox
Apr 26, 2008




Abs (hair and gynecomastia too) always give it away, but this isn't that bad.

Bubbleguts are gross though:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wpDBm1-ct2M

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
https://twitter.com/MJO316x/status/1504654507891994627

https://twitter.com/MJO316x/status/1504273315833303040

https://twitter.com/MJO316x/status/1504663233721942016

And just to check in on my friend, not wrestling related but it will be deleted by morning so it's all good.

https://twitter.com/mkurtz91/status/1504634460536557570

MassRafTer fucked around with this message at 04:43 on Mar 18, 2022

TV Zombie
Sep 6, 2011

Burying all the trauma from past nights
Burying my anger in the past

What’s the context of the first tweet? Tony made a mention of March Madness? Is it just a reference to Rampage being moved to a different time because of March Madness games?

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

TV Zombie posted:

What’s the context of the first tweet? Tony made a mention of March Madness? Is it just a reference to Rampage being moved to a different time because of March Madness games?

I assume it's this? https://twitter.com/TonyKhan/status/1504650747543113730

Not even the wildest Tony tweet tonight.

https://twitter.com/TonyKhan/status/1504590467643678723

maruhkati
Sep 29, 2021

NAZ REID
Experiencing an AEW crowd is wilder than getting stabbed to death in a shower in San Juan! Watch Rampage on TNT after basketball this Friday!

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
I say this as a diagnosed autistic.

Tony Khan is autistic as gently caress and it rules.

xbilkis
Apr 11, 2005

god qb
me
jay hova

This is the best tweet Tony has ever posted. Absolutely blindsided by the second half

maruhkati
Sep 29, 2021

NAZ REID

Lid posted:

I say this as a diagnosed autistic.

Tony Khan is autistic as gently caress and it rules.

I say this as a diagnostic autistic who has loved ones who have used amphetamines.

Tony Khan is autistic as gently caress and also definitely taking some kind of uppers.

flatluigi
Apr 23, 2008

here come the planes
i say this as me

please don't armchair diagnose other people

Jonny Nox
Apr 26, 2008




maruhkati posted:


Tony Khan is autistic as gently caress and also definitely taking some kind of uppers.

Ritalin is an upper I guess.


Also, some people are just like that.

Seams
Feb 3, 2005

ROCK HARD
Don’t see what the issues is with the tweet. He mentioned San Antonio and then told an anecdote related to the city. Seems normal.

Shard
Jul 30, 2005

People fantasy book reality in here OP

Eat My Fuc
May 29, 2007

It will never happen but I’d do anything to see Jade Cargill and Bryan Danielson vs. Okada and Bianca Belair.

Can you loving imagine? I got stoned and just let it play out in my head and it was a 7 star match, the crowd was unglued, Jim Ross yelled out “He beat John Cena with that move!!” in the same cadence as his “he beat Andre the Giant with that move!” call from Rock vs. Hogan at Mania 18 when Bryan hit thr knee on Okada. Excalibur was weeping and apologizing for not being able to call the match, and then Tony Schiavone said “Then let’s just listen to this crowd!”, the roar just kept growing with every sequence, I’ll let you decide who won.

Man I wish, anyway I gotta stop eating these gas station edibles.

TheIncredulousHulk
Sep 3, 2012

If I saw all that I would keep taking them, personally

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



Huh, who knew it was up to the wrestlers as to when they want to be on TV?

https://twitter.com/BenjiGlasskey/status/1504836978860298241?s=20&t=SksvjZJNST7nz1aDxVFxNg

Shard
Jul 30, 2005

If she really loved her fans she would just hijack the show and come out for every segment. Gotta show Vince you want it!

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Drakkel
May 6, 2007

IT'S LIKE I CAN TOUCH YOU!
It's never Creative's fault, it's those drat lazy wrestlers who refuse to grab the brass ring!!!!!

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