Plutonis posted:

Dreamed that someone from GBS with the name "Retard Redford" tried to get Imp Zone closed by framing Larry Parrish as a member of ISIS including a faked vid of a a 4 feet tall jihadi with a balaclava trying to behead some guys on their knees but being unable to reach them.

Plutonis posted:

A feminist extremist group in this dream had me captured and condemned me to death for being an Incel by having my limbs tied and pulled out by four cars but I started to sing "Grub Grub Grubber, I am now made of Rubber" so my arms and legs just began to stretch out like I was Stretch Armstrong or Luffy

Plutonis posted:

A feminist extremist group in this dream had me captured and condemned me to death for being an Incel by having my limbs tied and pulled out by four cars but I started to sing "Grub Grub Grubber, I am now made of Rubber" so my arms and legs just began to stretch out like I was Stretch Armstrong or Luffy

That Little Demon posted:

Had the dream I was fearful of having. Ol Yeller had somehow joined my job and posted a picture of James Pond: Robocod stretching out his dick until it could reach his own mouth in my company slack. Woke up in a cold sweat and had to check slack at 4am to make sure it wasn't there.

That Little Demon posted:

Had the dream I was fearful of having. Ol Yeller had somehow joined my job and posted a picture of James Pond: Robocod stretching out his dick until it could reach his own mouth in my company slack. Woke up in a cold sweat and had to check slack at 4am to make sure it wasn't there.

That Little Demon posted:

Had the dream I was fearful of having. Ol Yeller had somehow joined my job and posted a picture of James Pond: Robocod stretching out his dick until it could reach his own mouth in my company slack. Woke up in a cold sweat and had to check slack at 4am to make sure it wasn't there.

That Little Demon posted:

Had the dream I was fearful of having. Ol Yeller had somehow joined my job and posted a picture of James Pond: Robocod stretching out his dick until it could reach his own mouth in my company slack. Woke up in a cold sweat and had to check slack at 4am to make sure it wasn't there.

That Little Demon posted:

Had the dream I was fearful of having. Ol Yeller had somehow joined my job and posted a picture of James Pond: Robocod stretching out his dick until it could reach his own mouth in my company slack. Woke up in a cold sweat and had to check slack at 4am to make sure it wasn't there.

That Little Demon posted:

Had the dream I was fearful of having. Ol Yeller had somehow joined my job and posted a picture of James Pond: Robocod stretching out his dick until it could reach his own mouth in my company slack. Woke up in a cold sweat and had to check slack at 4am to make sure it wasn't there.

That Little Demon posted:

Had the dream I was fearful of having. Ol Yeller had somehow joined my job and posted a picture of James Pond: Robocod stretching out his dick until it could reach his own mouth in my company slack. Woke up in a cold sweat and had to check slack at 4am to make sure it wasn't there.

Average Bear posted:

Had a dream that NCS's house burned down and they were posting from a wifi enabled grill. Every post had the current internal temperature of the grill forcibly appended to the end of it.

Daikatana Ritsu posted:

I had a dream AVGN started a second band named OxiClean. The song was super generic 80s metal sounding and the chorus was literally just "We're OxiCleeaaaaannnn". I woke up farting.

Daikatana Ritsu posted:

I had a dream AVGN started a second band named OxiClean. The song was super generic 80s metal sounding and the chorus was literally just "We're OxiCleeaaaaannnn". I woke up farting.

Spiking posted:

I was in an old times gaming arcade like the type next to a mini golf. and I was looking for a fighting game. I saw two brothers, one smaller and just wearing a diaper, playing a 3d fighter which disappointed me because I was looking for street fighter or something. I saw one of those cabinets that looked like it had several games, but when I went over it was just locked to one game called "barbarian" (looked suspicious like elden ring but you controlled a large barbarian who would q-bert like jump on 3d isometric cubes and fight).

I had to feed it a whole dollar of quarters into a weird rotating slot like a revolver chamber but for quarters. There were two below it that were for extra quarters for classic power ups like "potion", and "blue". I had just finished when the diaper wearing brother came over and tried to excitedly grab the controls and play, which in the dream let me know that he was a special needs child. I shoved him away and said "Only a fool would impede a God" which I knew in the dream was a line from "Barbarian". Woke up feeling amazing.

Lunchmeat Larry posted:

I dreamed that Goemon was in my kitchen demanding to know what I thought of Elden Ring. I told him I would need to let it settle in my thoughts but I thought it could well be the best game of all time, and he started smashing glasses and stuff with his pipe, screaming "is it better than Iggy's Reckin' Balls?! How can it be better than Iggy's Reckin' Balls??!?" and when I asked him to calm down and leave he said he wouldn't get out until I got him added to Smash Bros

Lunchmeat Larry posted:

I dreamed that Goemon was in my kitchen demanding to know what I thought of Elden Ring. I told him I would need to let it settle in my thoughts but I thought it could well be the best game of all time, and he started smashing glasses and stuff with his pipe, screaming "is it better than Iggy's Reckin' Balls?! How can it be better than Iggy's Reckin' Balls??!?" and when I asked him to calm down and leave he said he wouldn't get out until I got him added to Smash Bros

Lunchmeat Larry posted:

I dreamed that Goemon was in my kitchen demanding to know what I thought of Elden Ring. I told him I would need to let it settle in my thoughts but I thought it could well be the best game of all time, and he started smashing glasses and stuff with his pipe, screaming "is it better than Iggy's Reckin' Balls?! How can it be better than Iggy's Reckin' Balls??!?" and when I asked him to calm down and leave he said he wouldn't get out until I got him added to Smash Bros

Lunchmeat Larry posted:

I dreamed that Goemon was in my kitchen demanding to know what I thought of Elden Ring. I told him I would need to let it settle in my thoughts but I thought it could well be the best game of all time, and he started smashing glasses and stuff with his pipe, screaming "is it better than Iggy's Reckin' Balls?! How can it be better than Iggy's Reckin' Balls??!?" and when I asked him to calm down and leave he said he wouldn't get out until I got him added to Smash Bros

Wormskull posted:

Getting pissed that I can’t play super turbo with a baby lmao.

Stairmaster posted:

NienNunb posted:

Just woke up from an Imp Zone Nightmare. I dreamt that I worked tirelessly on creating an Elden Ring Gumby Mod. The mod would replace the player character with Gumby, and also replaces Godrick the Grafted’s dragon arm with a fire breathing Pokey. I was so incredibly proud of this, I thought everyone was gonna love it. I went to the imp zone to post it, but saw someone else beat me to posting about it. There were >50 posts saying it sucked and that the anonymous creator was “incredibly GBS”. Larry said he would personally murder whoever created it with duel wielded scimitars. I sat in my computer chair, morally conflicted on whether or not I should come forward.

NienNunb posted:

Just woke up from an Imp Zone Nightmare. I dreamt that I worked tirelessly on creating an Elden Ring Gumby Mod. The mod would replace the player character with Gumby, and also replaces Godrick the Grafted’s dragon arm with a fire breathing Pokey. I was so incredibly proud of this, I thought everyone was gonna love it. I went to the imp zone to post it, but saw someone else beat me to posting about it. There were >50 posts saying it sucked and that the anonymous creator was “incredibly GBS”. Larry said he would personally murder whoever created it with duel wielded scimitars. I sat in my computer chair, morally conflicted on whether or not I should come forward.

Pablo Nergigante posted:

Neither your dream nor video game related. Mods?

NienNunb posted:

Just woke up from an Imp Zone Nightmare. I dreamt that I worked tirelessly on creating an Elden Ring Gumby Mod. The mod would replace the player character with Gumby, and also replaces Godrick the Grafted’s dragon arm with a fire breathing Pokey. I was so incredibly proud of this, I thought everyone was gonna love it. I went to the imp zone to post it, but saw someone else beat me to posting about it. There were >50 posts saying it sucked and that the anonymous creator was “incredibly GBS”. Larry said he would personally murder whoever created it with duel wielded scimitars. I sat in my computer chair, morally conflicted on whether or not I should come forward.

NienNunb posted:

Just woke up from an Imp Zone Nightmare. I dreamt that I worked tirelessly on creating an Elden Ring Gumby Mod. The mod would replace the player character with Gumby, and also replaces Godrick the Grafted’s dragon arm with a fire breathing Pokey. I was so incredibly proud of this, I thought everyone was gonna love it. I went to the imp zone to post it, but saw someone else beat me to posting about it. There were >50 posts saying it sucked and that the anonymous creator was “incredibly GBS”. Larry said he would personally murder whoever created it with duel wielded scimitars. I sat in my computer chair, morally conflicted on whether or not I should come forward.

NienNunb posted:

Just woke up from an Imp Zone Nightmare. I dreamt that I worked tirelessly on creating an Elden Ring Gumby Mod. The mod would replace the player character with Gumby, and also replaces Godrick the Grafted’s dragon arm with a fire breathing Pokey. I was so incredibly proud of this, I thought everyone was gonna love it. I went to the imp zone to post it, but saw someone else beat me to posting about it. There were >50 posts saying it sucked and that the anonymous creator was “incredibly GBS”. Larry said he would personally murder whoever created it with duel wielded scimitars. I sat in my computer chair, morally conflicted on whether or not I should come forward.

NienNunb posted:

Just woke up from an Imp Zone Nightmare. I dreamt that I worked tirelessly on creating an Elden Ring Gumby Mod. The mod would replace the player character with Gumby, and also replaces Godrick the Grafted’s dragon arm with a fire breathing Pokey. I was so incredibly proud of this, I thought everyone was gonna love it. I went to the imp zone to post it, but saw someone else beat me to posting about it. There were >50 posts saying it sucked and that the anonymous creator was “incredibly GBS”. Larry said he would personally murder whoever created it with duel wielded scimitars. I sat in my computer chair, morally conflicted on whether or not I should come forward.