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I think Jada is disgusting and there's nothing Jazzy jeff can do about it.
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Comedians acting like they now gotta fear for their lives because Will Smith destroyed societal decorum tonight is legitimately funny.
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Mar 28, 2022 05:22
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This thread seems to be full of terminally single dudes Which isn't a surprise because it's GBS
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Like probably if you’re at open mic at the Funny Factory or whatever and you start roasting someone in the audience’s wife you might have gotten slapped before tonight too idk
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Mar 28, 2022 05:23
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Wiferoast on TLC
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SulfurMonoxideCute posted:This thread seems to be full of terminally single dudes what does your wife look like, i'm gonna make fun of her appearance and there's not poo poo you can do about it btich
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huh guess Chris also joked about the wife back in 2016 too so Will probably had 6 years to brew on thisquote:Afterwards, Pinkett Smith's husband Will Smith stood up from his seat near the stage, strode up to Rock and violently slapped him. After sitting back down, Smith shouted at Rock to "keep my wife's name out of your loving mouth." When Rock, who also joked about Jada Pinkett Smith while hosting the Oscars in 2016, protested that it was just a G.I. Jane joke, Smith repeated the same line.
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Mar 28, 2022 05:25
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I look forward to the many parody images this turn of events will create
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Mar 28, 2022 05:25
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HE COULD HAVE KILLED HIM
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Mar 28, 2022 05:26
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gently caress J*dd Apatow
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Mar 28, 2022 05:26
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SulfurMonoxideCute posted:This thread seems to be full of terminally single dudes Are you saying that the people mocking the toxic masculinity display must all be single men? Or am I misunderstanding?
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Trixie Hardcore posted:Comedians acting like they now gotta fear for their lives because Will Smith destroyed societal decorum tonight is legitimately funny. Considering decorum used to be a fuckin duel with pistols, Chris Rock got off light.
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Mar 28, 2022 05:28
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Trixie Hardcore posted:Like probably if you’re at open mic at the Funny Factory or whatever and you start roasting someone in the audience’s wife you might have gotten slapped before tonight too idk There’s a difference between ROASTING someone uncomfortably for half a set, and making ONE envelope-pushing joke.
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Mar 28, 2022 05:30
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You might not like it but he has a good point. My uncle died this way opening for Bobcat Goldthwait at the Seattle Chuckles.
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Mar 28, 2022 05:31
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Potsticker posted:how is that different from any other reddit thread? I didn’t realize Reddit had become 2018 gbs, it’s a worse site than I thought
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Kuros posted:Considering decorum used to be a fuckin duel with pistols, Chris Rock got off light. haha gently caress yeah man.
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Mar 28, 2022 05:34
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Smith needs to be careful, If someone calls his wife fat at the next Oscars he could snap and wipe out everyone in the building, depriving the world of some of it's most skilled and prolific sex offenders.
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Mar 28, 2022 05:34
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It's a well known fact nobody's ever cracked their skull open and died falling backwards on the ground from a hit to the head. And if they did, LOL PUSSIES AMIRITE!?
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Mar 28, 2022 05:34
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Now this is the story all about how Chris Rock’s face got flipped turned upside down. My wife bangs other dudes while I sit right there This is how I became the cuck of a town called bel air.
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Mar 28, 2022 05:35
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see if Ted Cruz had done this to trump I might have a little respect for him nah probably not actually, but ykwim
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Jada is “cucking” her husband because Will is on the DL and has guys sign NDAs before they hook up. It’s basically a Tom Cruise thing. Closeted male A-list celebs are strange. Can’t blame ‘em though. It’s a pretty untenable situation. Hollywood is still very conservative. I wonder what Ryan Reynolds’ weird public outburst thing will eventually be. sitchensis fucked around with this message at 05:41 on Mar 28, 2022 |
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Mar 28, 2022 05:36
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Chris Rock died and his body exploded because there was enough damage done over his max HP to trigger the gib animation.
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Mar 28, 2022 05:36
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The big question is: After a display like this, how can someone make money off of it? Could be a new ad campaign for Eggo. "Keep my Eggos out your loving mouth!"
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Mar 28, 2022 05:36
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:Chris Rock died and his body exploded because there was enough damage done over his max HP to trigger the gib animation. 
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:Chris Rock died and his body exploded because there was enough damage done over his max HP to trigger the gib animation.
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This is what comedians actually mean when they’re like “I’m dyin up here!”
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:Chris Rock died and his body exploded because there was enough damage done over his max HP to trigger the gib animation.
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olylifter posted:as long as the bar is "making fun of someone's disability" I think everything should be fine I mean yeah it's a disability but it was a pretty lighthearted joke.
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Ukrainian president Volodymyr Oleksandrovych Zelenskyy has requested a no-fly zone over Chris Rock.
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Mar 28, 2022 05:40
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https://twitter.com/spikemal/status/1508275175007076354?s=21&t=A6Ht7bK9-WLLP7FOSj-jjg
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JediTalentAgent posted:The big question is: After a display like this, how can someone make money off of it? Literally the worst thing that can come from this WILL BE THE THING THAT ACTUALLY HAPPENS: Will Smith and Chris Rock appearing in a Snickers commercial at next year’s Super Bowl. 
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Mar 28, 2022 05:40
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I wonder which member of Congress will be first to tweet about it because priorities.
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Mar 28, 2022 05:43
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https://twitter.com/RadishHarmers/status/1508302574176411655?t=dkzcrqhWaaQcVj_y7M0Smw&s=19
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Mar 28, 2022 05:43
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We had a small banner industry on Left Shark/Right Shark a few years ago. "Keep my wife's name out your loving mouth" merch will be all over the internet in another hour. By Tuesday there well be about 30 songs with that title. Law and Order: SVU will have an episode about this in 2023.
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Mar 28, 2022 05:44
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would've been real good if he slapped chris hard enough to make his bow tie spin like a cartoon
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:Literally the worst thing that can come from this WILL BE THE THING THAT ACTUALLY HAPPENS: Next year there will be a callback skit with Kevin James, Adam Sandler, David Spade all slapping Chris Rock
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