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Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

More like Snoreway

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Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
:(

https://twitter.com/fckeveryword/status/1514030613636030468?s=20&t=MTScNeimyRpLue3cb8UA6Q

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


https://twitter.com/LukeRodriguez75/status/1513335854877401091

Yes, it was a typo. Lesbians are chiming in to say "it's true, though."

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/johnsemley3000/status/1514067805209047040

Mr. Lobe
Feb 23, 2007

... Dry bones...


Arsenic Lupin posted:

https://twitter.com/LukeRodriguez75/status/1513335854877401091

Yes, it was a typo. Lesbians are chiming in to say "it's true, though."

Makes me think of the old fashioned term "Boston Marriage", where spinsters would live together, and were often in a romantic entanglement, but were also often living together for financial reasons

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/hip_priest69/status/1514300745989996551

When has a little water ever hurt anything

Killingyouguy!
Sep 8, 2014

Noone would have died on the titanic if theyd had just swam away

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Just live, forehead.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Water? That poo poo you drink? You let it kill you?

RPATDO_LAMD
Mar 22, 2013

🐘🪠🍆

projecthalaxy posted:

Just live, forehead.

Someone go get Grampa, he's running around outside and misquoting the kids' memes again

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Oh, some news for y'all

https://twitter.com/silk_shears/status/1514319934091931651

Ramie
Mar 2, 2021

https://mobile.twitter.com/hausofdecline/status/1514115956150345732

Read After Burning
Feb 19, 2013

"All this, for me? 💃Ah, you didn't have to! 🥰"
https://twitter.com/CAPYBARA_MAN/status/1513979987019321351

https://twitter.com/missmulrooney/status/1513965940949630978

https://twitter.com/baddanadanabad/status/1513994951498997762

https://twitter.com/gracejarvisohno/status/1514119404715315201

https://twitter.com/ihyjuju/status/1514029461301202944

https://twitter.com/ginarush/status/1514016094758969347

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005


So what.


Nah but i don’t even remember when I found out my dad was gay. Jim is pretty great though and makes him happy :)

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

freeedr posted:

So what.


Nah but i don’t even remember when I found out my dad was gay. Jim is pretty great though and makes him happy :)

Was a dolly zoom involved

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

zoux posted:

Was a dolly zoom involved

My dad never listened to Dolly; he usually listened to Eagles and various classic rock

poly and open-minded
Nov 22, 2006

In BOD we trust

dolly zoom would be a pretty good drag/roller derby name

Sir Lemming
Jan 27, 2009

It's a piece of JUNK!
https://twitter.com/TheThomason/status/1514315324492898306

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

R.I.P.idura leucophrys
listen here fella what did you just say about ARE PRESIDENT?
TRUMP 2022 TRUMP TRUMO TRUMp

Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.


These roles can exchange based on who the celebrity is.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/cd_hooks/status/1514314872909148164

Waste of Breath
Dec 30, 2021

I only know🧠 one1️⃣ thing🪨: I😡 want😤 to 🔪kill☠️… 😈Chaos😱… I need🥵 to. [TIME⏰ TO DIE☠️]
:same:

Lmao I just got 4 of these from my dead grandparents estate. My exit plan is now "furiously licking the paint from these mugs" so that my name will live forever in a medical journal.

(every time I visited as a kid I would get to drink out of these glasses as a special treat, which is why I took them and also explains a lot if this is true)

Waste of Breath has a new favorite as of 00:45 on Apr 14, 2022

Stereotype
Apr 24, 2010

College Slice

zoux posted:

Water? That poo poo you drink? You let it kill you?

wow what a dumb way to die. people are like 80% water anyway, how could having a little more water in you be bad? clearly this thing i don't understand is actually very simple and everyone else is just dumb

Harry Lime
Feb 27, 2008


https://twitter.com/DicconHyatt/status/1514396582560555011?s=20&t=PwkdPwq_mfFX_GmhTIyJ1w

mds2
Apr 8, 2004


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Powered Descent posted:

These roles can exchange based on who the celebrity is.

Oh.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.



Today's Tom Servo is an excellent display name.

Horace
Apr 17, 2007

Gone Skiin'


lol I went on the blog and the author is doxxing some guy in the comments for criticising her

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015


That was Ozzy, though, not Dio.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/reiley/status/1514382188309098499

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007


Is that Harrier Du Bois?

Dareon
Apr 6, 2009

by vyelkin

The Lone Badger posted:

Is that Harrier Du Bois?

Gonna say no before the tweet loads because no one should glamorize Harrier Du Bois' life.

https://twitter.com/DougDinsdale/status/1514338299611025413

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


Hyperlynx posted:

That was Ozzy, though, not Dio.

I know but I couldn't find an Ozzy one.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

This is a series where the original draw was playing an action RPG with Goofy and Donald Duck and other Disney characters as your party, right?

Morpheus
Apr 18, 2008

My favourite little monsters
Yeah. The original was a basic "darkness taking over worlds" except the world's were Disney. I quite liked it, as at its core it was about a boy searching for his friends.

wash bucket
Feb 21, 2006

https://twitter.com/business/status/1514549057276059658

This poo poo is getting old.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
This can't be right. There are no dodecagons, tridecagons, or buckets involved.

Pilchenstein
May 17, 2012

So your plan is for half of us to die?

Hot Rope Guy

McCracAttack posted:

This poo poo is getting old.

Bloomberg posted:

News of his takeover attempt saw the social media company's shares soar by 18%
Huh, I wonder if anyone we know bought a lot of shares recently?

Dr. Lunchables
Dec 27, 2012

IRL DEBUFFED KOBOLD



https://twitter.com/BrittanyMeansIt/status/1514382105475657732?s=20&t=1D0AcX0zbX3YtyYHOMfQ_w

Dr. Lunchables
Dec 27, 2012

IRL DEBUFFED KOBOLD




https://twitter.com/dril/status/575121631846227968?s=20&t=1D0AcX0zbX3YtyYHOMfQ_w

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Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
Musk buying Twitter is funnier than Musk not buying Twitter, which is how I know that it won’t happen.

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