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Sailor Viy
Aug 4, 2013

And when I can swim no longer, if I have not reached Aslan's country, or shot over the edge of the world into some vast cataract, I shall sink with my nose to the sunrise.

Having only read Zelazny's Nine Princes in Amber and A Night in the Lonesome October, I'd say they are about equal in quality (very good). Yes, he is clearly rear end-pulling in Amber but that isn't necessarily a bad way to write a book. Apparently one of his other books he literally threw all the chapters on the floor to decide what order they would appear?

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90s Cringe Rock
Nov 29, 2006
:gay:
Congratulations!

Ccs
Feb 25, 2011


Nigmaetcetera posted:

I wish somebody had told me how bad The Name of The Wind by Patrick Rothfuss is before I started reading it. So Kvothe is tall, handsome, super intelligent, super capable, and worst of all he has a beautiful head of hair, unlike me. Oh, and he’s not even 30 and is a successful business owner. What made the author think we wouldn’t immediately hate this guy? I want to read a fantasy novel where the protagonist is a homeless, middle-aged, drunken wastrel who somehow manages to save the day through luck, pluck, public intoxication, and violence.

What you want is The Blacktongue Thief. Its like if someone took some of the good ideas Rothfuss had but actually used them in interesting ways and with a compelling protagonist.

Hieronymous Alloy
Jan 30, 2009


Why! Why!! Why must you refuse to accept that Dr. Hieronymous Alloy's Genetically Enhanced Cream Corn Is Superior to the Leading Brand on the Market!?!




Morbid Hound
Yeah Buehlmann is probably my favorite new fantasy author in the past few years. Apparently he had a prior career as an insult comic of some kind at Ren faires.

Harold Fjord
Jan 3, 2004
Read Black tongue thief and it was pretty cool.

MartingaleJack
Aug 26, 2004

I'll split you open and I don't even like coconuts.

Ccs posted:

What you want is The Blacktongue Thief. Its like if someone took some of the good ideas Rothfuss had but actually used them in interesting ways and with a compelling protagonist.

Quillifer by Walter John Williams is also Kvothe 2.0. Blacktongue Thief is really good.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

The horror thread is (rightfully) constantly going gaga over Between Two Fires, Buehlmann rules.

I'm reading Blindsight for the second time, excited to actually understand what's going on this time. But it made me curious, are there other future sci-fi books that have vampires in them that aren't from some 20-book romance series?

Macdeo Lurjtux
Jul 5, 2011

BRRREADSTOOORRM!

Sailor Viy posted:

Having only read Zelazny's Nine Princes in Amber and A Night in the Lonesome October, I'd say they are about equal in quality (very good). Yes, he is clearly rear end-pulling in Amber but that isn't necessarily a bad way to write a book. Apparently one of his other books he literally threw all the chapters on the floor to decide what order they would appear?

Sounds like 'Roadmarks', read it when I was 10-11 and it was my first exposure to the idea of a non-linear narrative

bagrada
Aug 4, 2007

The Demogorgon is tired of your silly human bickering!

zoux posted:

The horror thread is (rightfully) constantly going gaga over Between Two Fires, Buehlmann rules.

I'm reading Blindsight for the second time, excited to actually understand what's going on this time. But it made me curious, are there other future sci-fi books that have vampires in them that aren't from some 20-book romance series?

E.E. Knight's Vampire Earth series and C.S. Friedman's Coldfire trilogy, though the latter is set on a colonized world and feels more like a fantasy series.

Harold Fjord
Jan 3, 2004

zoux posted:

The horror thread is (rightfully) constantly going gaga over Between Two Fires, Buehlmann rules.

I'm reading Blindsight for the second time, excited to actually understand what's going on this time. But it made me curious, are there other future sci-fi books that have vampires in them that aren't from some 20-book romance series?

Imagine you are a Scrambler

ToxicFrog
Apr 26, 2008


bagrada posted:

E.E. Knight's Vampire Earth series and C.S. Friedman's Coldfire trilogy, though the latter is set on a colonized world and feels more like a fantasy series.

Also Friedman's The Madness Season, which is straight up SF with a vampire protag.

newts
Oct 10, 2012
The Madness Season, also by C.S. Friedman is a straight-up vampire in space novel. Though I can’t really remember the fact that the guy was a vampire coming into play a lot. Read it a long time ago.

Edit: Dammit

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Now the second question: are these books good or ridiculous

Remulak
Jun 8, 2001
I can't count to four.
Yams Fan

zoux posted:

The horror thread is (rightfully) constantly going gaga over Between Two Fires, Buehlmann rules.

I'm reading Blindsight for the second time, excited to actually understand what's going on this time. But it made me curious, are there other future sci-fi books that have vampires in them that aren't from some 20-book romance series?

The Space Vampires by Colin Wilson and the associated cinematic Tour de Force, Lifeforce.
Adaptation by The Great Late Dan O'Bannon

MockingQuantum
Jan 20, 2012



zoux posted:

Now the second question: are these books good or ridiculous

I can only speak to the Coldfire books, which are not at all the same flavor of "vampires in space" as Blindsight. They're pretty good, if a bit slow at times. There's some really interesting ideas in them, and I'd call them something closer to Castlevania: Former Space Colony Edition than true sci-fi. If you're willing to put up with some pacing issues for a weird gothic sci-fi/fantasy blend, there's very little else out there like them.

bagrada
Aug 4, 2007

The Demogorgon is tired of your silly human bickering!

Friedman's books are really good and she comes up a lot in recs.

I read 4 or 5 of the vampire earth back in the early 00s and don't remember much, looks like he wrote 11 total before moving on to books about dragons. The series was about animal themed military units (books titled Way of the Wolf, Choice of the Cat, etc) battling against alien vampires that conquered the solar system, and their human quislings. My memory is terrible and I had the time to read way too many books of all sorts back then but best I recall I'd say they were like decent video game adaptions just without the video game. Someone else asked about them in this thread years back and no one else chimed in that I saw.

90s Cringe Rock
Nov 29, 2006
:gay:
there's a David Weber story where aliens invade earth and own everyone but then themselves start getting owned by mysterious unspecified things wot go bump in the night and then it turns out it was dracula

there's a David Weber novel where aliens invade earth and own everyone but then themselves start getting owned by mysterious unspecified things wot go bump in the night and then it turns out it was dracula

you've now read everything worth reading in both, twice

i assume there is or will be a sequel when the alien spaceship arrives back at their homeworld with dracula and it sucks or will suck and not in a lol way

90s Cringe Rock
Nov 29, 2006
:gay:
it's meant to be a surprising twist

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

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If it's Dracula, it sucks even if it doesn't suck.

DACK FAYDEN
Feb 25, 2013

Bear Witness

90s Cringe Rock posted:

i assume there is or will be a sequel when the alien spaceship arrives back at their homeworld with dracula and it sucks or will suck and not in a lol way
bonus points if the alien homeworld... has no day!!!

Tars Tarkas
Apr 13, 2003

Rock the Mok



A nasty woman, I think you should try is, Jess.


If Dracula is only affected by Earth's sun, than alien daylight is fine but he could be in trouble at night depending on if the sun is one of the stars in the sky. Better check you are in the right hemisphere, Dracula!

Dracula is public domain so there is no reason why he can't just keep showing up in everything

Danhenge
Dec 16, 2005

newts posted:

The Madness Season, also by C.S. Friedman is a straight-up vampire in space novel. Though I can’t really remember the fact that the guy was a vampire coming into play a lot. Read it a long time ago.

Edit: Dammit

It's...pretty central. Madness Season is one of my long-term faves I think. Some interesting ideas about non-human sentients and moves towards horror at the end.

newts
Oct 10, 2012

Danhenge posted:

It's...pretty central. Madness Season is one of my long-term faves I think. Some interesting ideas about non-human sentients and moves towards horror at the end.

I mean, yeah, but the other central character who (spoilered just to be safe) is a shapeshifting alien felt like the more interesting and compelling character. That’s what I actually remembered from it, rather than the main vampire guy.

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

Tars Tarkas posted:

Dracula is public domain so there is no reason why he can't just keep showing up in everything

I'm hoping the same thing happens with Popeye in a few years. In SF/F, specifically

neongrey
Feb 28, 2007

Plaguing your posts with incidental music.
he's tough to the finish cause he eats his space-spinach

FPyat
Jan 17, 2020
Anyone read both Between Two Fires and The Sad Tale of the Brothers Grossbart? How do they compare?

KleenexCMW
Dec 26, 2003
That's no pumpkin, that's a beetroot!

FPyat posted:

Anyone read both Between Two Fires and The Sad Tale of the Brothers Grossbart? How do they compare?

I read these back to back, with Between Two Fires first. I think BTF is a tough act to follow, it was the better story with better actual development as the fallen knight looks for redemption, whereas the Brothers Grossbart were just awful throughout with no redeeming qualities. The last section of the Brother Grossbart dragged for me, and I was glad when it ended. I could have kept reading BTF for hundreds of more pages.

Anshu
Jan 9, 2019


neongrey posted:

he's tough to the finish cause he eats his space-spinach

He's Popeye the Spacer-Man!

General Battuta
Feb 7, 2011

This is how you communicate with a fellow intelligence: you hurt it, you keep on hurting it, until you can distinguish the posts from the screams.

zoux posted:

The horror thread is (rightfully) constantly going gaga over Between Two Fires, Buehlmann rules.

I'm reading Blindsight for the second time, excited to actually understand what's going on this time. But it made me curious, are there other future sci-fi books that have vampires in them that aren't from some 20-book romance series?

Yes but in a way so dumb it's both a spoiler and a joke recommendation Out of the Dark by David Weber

Everyone
Sep 6, 2019

by sebmojo

branedotorg posted:

I did finish it but didn't particularly like it, outside the Cthulhu mythos, something I'm surprised hasn't been in fantasy more often.
I thought the characters were very 2d and I found the constant rapes and brutality committed by the 'baddies' to be both gratuitous and cartoony

Pretty much the same. It was...okay (at least the rapes weren't "up-close" and graphic). I think the parts I liked most where the ones with the cheerfully self-serving, truthful propagandist.

That said, underage sex is still underage sex even when it's lesbian sex.

Everyone fucked around with this message at 21:04 on May 26, 2022

Velius
Feb 27, 2001
I just finished KJ Parker’s Devices and Desires and while it was interesting from a setting standpoint I found it very hard to enjoy, and despite picking up the sequels when they were on sale a few days ago, I don’t think I’ll be continuing. There’s a certain amount of suspension of disbelief I’m willing to give to a story based on its internal logic, which I found was far exceeded by where this one went - the Engineer isn’t just unsurpassed in his knowledge of machines and their workings, he also can completely understand every person he ever meets to a level far greater than their own friends and lovers. So he can make months or years long plots, relying on the actions of various nations and leaders and can completely predict even events like an encounter with an animal on a hunt. His only weakness as described is that he writes bad love poetry, apparently, which is strange for someone who so completely understands everything about human emotion.

And don’t get me started on the :females:, of which perhaps three exist in the book, solely to be manipulated by the protagonist, with probably thirty lines of dialog total. They’re objects to be fought over and never interacted with in any meaningful way, and who have no agency whatsoever. I’m not sure if I’ve ever read a book that so blatantly failed the Bechdel test that wasn’t written in 1920s. There aren’t even any conversations between women at all, because they don’t exist outside of the men’s world. What a strange and disappointing book, I quite liked Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City.

Velius fucked around with this message at 21:22 on May 26, 2022

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

zoux posted:

The horror thread is (rightfully) constantly going gaga over Between Two Fires, Buehlmann rules.

I'm reading Blindsight for the second time, excited to actually understand what's going on this time. But it made me curious, are there other future sci-fi books that have vampires in them that aren't from some 20-book romance series?

The Stainless Steel Leech is a very short story but check it out

DurianGray
Dec 23, 2010

King of Fruits

KleenexCMW posted:

I read these back to back, with Between Two Fires first. I think BTF is a tough act to follow, it was the better story with better actual development as the fallen knight looks for redemption, whereas the Brothers Grossbart were just awful throughout with no redeeming qualities. The last section of the Brother Grossbart dragged for me, and I was glad when it ended. I could have kept reading BTF for hundreds of more pages.

I read both pretty close to each other (and also read BTF first) and agree that Brothers Grossbart is just.... eh. There were some interesting individual sequences, but all together the whole thing just really dragged and probably should have been 1/3-1/2 shorter. There are a lot of sections of the brothers just debating half-baked theology/philosophy to each other that just went on way too long, and the overall plot just meanders way too much, but not in interesting enough ways. And this is coming from someone who usually enjoys meandering!

I ended up skimming a bunch of the middle and end. I also ended up way more invested in the background plot happening with the turnip farmer and he only showed up in, what, 5-6 short chapters maybe?

ToxicFrog
Apr 26, 2008


Velius posted:

I just finished KJ Parker’s Devices and Desires and while it was interesting from a setting standpoint I found it very hard to enjoy, and despite picking up the sequels when they were on sale a few days ago, I don’t think I’ll be continuing. [...]

All of those problems get even worse in the second book, which is also, IIRC, where he teams up with Serial Rapist Lad as his sidekick.

I didn't make it to book 3.

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Everyone
Sep 6, 2019

by sebmojo

ToxicFrog posted:

All of those problems get even worse in the second book, which is also, IIRC, where he teams up with Serial Rapist Lad as his sidekick.

I didn't make it to book 3.

Serial Rapist Lad? I don't think I really want this knowledge in my brain, but I'll ask anyway.

anilEhilated
Feb 17, 2014

But I say fuck the rain.

Grimey Drawer

Velius posted:

His only weakness as described is that he writes bad love poetry, apparently, which is strange for someone who so completely understands everything about human emotion.
This will get undercut a lot at the end when you start getting *his* motivations. Saying more would be a spoiler, though.

If you don't care about that, well, the purpose of entire goddamn multi-war mass murder plot he engineered and allied with most horrible people possible for was to let him go back to the city that exiled him and the wife he loved... without ever realizing it was his wife (and her lover) who plotted his exile in the first place.

Velius
Feb 27, 2001

anilEhilated posted:

This will get undercut a lot at the end when you start getting *his* motivations. Saying more would be a spoiler, though.

If you don't care about that, well, the purpose of entire goddamn multi-war mass murder plot he engineered and allied with most horrible people possible for was to let him go back to the city that exiled him and the wife he loved... without ever realizing it was his wife (and her lover) who plotted his exile in the first place.

I don’t feel like your spoiler was at all hidden, it’s more just the absurdity of the idea of a character who (among other things) makes a steel bow from scratch even though he’s never seen or used one, then learns archery, because he knows he will at some point go on a hunt, and on the hunt that he will encounter a boar while alone, and that the encounter will conveniently have a character he will contrive to have save him, by shooting the boar in a rear foot with his new bow and archery skills, thereby having the character who saves him let him into his household, thereby letting him learn vital secrets that will let him undermine the kingdom at a vital time in the future. And he has contrived and done all this two days after he enters the kingdom. The book explicitly has him monologue about how this was actually his plan, and it’s supposed to, I don’t know, make him a badass. I’ve never read that awful Kellhus story where the protagonist is similarly ludicrously precognizant and all knowing, but at least in that book there were in-universe justifications for it (and they were still awful, from what I’ve heard).

I’m not sure why I’m harping on this, I think it’s because in principle this sort of competence -porn is fun, particularly when combined with an interesting setting and history, like in 16 Ways, which I was hoping this would be like. Instead it reads like bizarre objectivist fanfic. (Ending spoiler) even if the protagonist is basing all this crap on a false assumption at the start, it’s still a miserable story to read about that is simultaneously utterly and hilariously full of plot holes and contrivances.

Velius fucked around with this message at 03:44 on May 27, 2022

Beefeater1980
Sep 12, 2008

My God, it's full of Horatios!






KJ Parker mostly just really wants you to know that all your plans and hopes for the future are worthless even if you’re preternaturally smart and careful because (a) what you thought was true actually wasn’t; or (b) you didn’t take account of the law of unintended consequences.

And now your city is burning down and your family and friends want to kill you and possibly everyone is dying of plague and it’s somehow all your fault.

Basically the unknown unknowns will always find you and gently caress you up.

E: Quillifer also has the absolute best intro to get you invested in the setting before it starts making big changes. Very efficient.

Beefeater1980 fucked around with this message at 04:38 on May 27, 2022

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branedotorg
Jun 19, 2009

Beefeater1980 posted:

KJ Parker mostly just really wants you to know that all your plans and hopes for the future are worthless even if you’re preternaturally smart and careful because (a) what you thought was true actually wasn’t; or (b) you didn’t take account of the law of unintended consequences.

And now your city is burning down and your family and friends want to kill you and possibly everyone is dying of plague and it’s somehow all your fault.

Basically the unknown unknowns will always find you and gently caress you up.

E: Quillifer also has the absolute best intro to get you invested in the setting before it starts making big changes. Very efficient.

It's funny in some ways because Holt is a toffy, pious to a fault man obsessed with ancient Rome, cricket and glories of the Empire. KJ Parker is very much a sort of counterpoint to his public self.

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