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Pookah
Aug 21, 2008

🪶Caw🪶






Ten Ton Tim

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Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

Pookah posted:

Ten Ton Tim

Set him on a fence post and he's Tip Top Tim

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/JackPosobiec/status/1532732075085807621

When someone outpizzas the hut

lament.cfg
Dec 28, 2006

we have such posts
to show you




What did it become? A combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell?

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

lament.cfg posted:

What did it become? A combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell?

Not as long as I still draw breath

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

Mama’s Lil’ Louie

Nap Ghost
https://twitter.com/SixBrownChicks/status/1532007853254492160?s=20&t=sGBdjftn74tOaT9BqOsTmw

I don't know if the questions posted to Sixbrownchicks are real or fake, but I am cracking up at the idea of SUPERheaven.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

lament.cfg posted:

What did it become? A combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell?

Considering the guy who tweeted that Pizza Hut probably just said something like "we support literacy for all children."

HAmbONE
May 11, 2004

I know where the XBox is!!
Smellrose

Can someone with twitter please ask them to add the Amarr titan to the transgender flag?

https://wiki.eveuniversity.org/Avatar

HAmbONE has a new favorite as of 19:33 on Jun 3, 2022

Cryte Lynn
Jul 25, 2005
Now serving pwncakes at the Roflhouse


https://twitter.com/ClareCoffey/status/1532764883913166848?t=XlgC3zU2kclptIYLM3uHVg&s=19

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
This will only make sense to you if you are of a certain age...

https://twitter.com/DannyDeraney/status/1532756054093594624?s=20&t=5jsnQoEeydcc452WZ98Y6Q

eating only apples
Dec 12, 2009

Shall we dance?

Lobok posted:

Shows the value/anchor bias of the first thing people hear. Once "Tim" got in their heads everything was based around it.

It's 'cause of the song.

I had a little turtle,
His name was Tiny Tim.
I put him in the bathtub to see if he could swim.
He drank up all the water,
He ate up all the soap.
And now he's ill in bed
With bubbles in his throat.
Bubble, bubble, bubble,
Bubble, bubble, bubble,
Bubble, bubble, pop!

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

nah I still think it's anchoring

grittyreboot
Oct 2, 2012

Morpheus posted:

Wild the amount of worship americans can sometimes have for their place of employment

I occasionally try to gently tell my friend that her coworkers aren't her "work family" and she always gets real mad at me.

DACK FAYDEN
Feb 25, 2013

Bear Witness
this tweet is amazing

but the fuckin reply guys are something else

https://twitter.com/Puppypappy1/status/1532826494803771394

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

eating only apples posted:

It's 'cause of the song.

The first suggestion was, sure. I'm talking about the rest of the list after it.

wash bucket
Feb 21, 2006

grittyreboot posted:

I occasionally try to gently tell my friend that her coworkers aren't her "work family" and she always gets real mad at me.

We were conducting an interview for an open position once when my manager dropped "We're like a family here." out of nowhere. The person being interviewed totally noticed the split second where my head snapped around to look at my manager in alarm.

Your Gay Uncle
Feb 16, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

McCracAttack posted:

We were conducting an interview for an open position once when my manager dropped "We're like a family here." out of nowhere. The person being interviewed totally noticed the split second where my head snapped around to look at my manager in alarm.

What the manager didn't say was " I can't stand my family except like 2 people", which holds true for my actual blood related family , and the "family" at work.

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

McCracAttack posted:

We were conducting an interview for an open position once when my manager dropped "We're like a family here." out of nowhere. The person being interviewed totally noticed the split second where my head snapped around to look at my manager in alarm.

Jesus Christ, I don’t want to work with a bunch of emotionally stunted drunks who mostly talk about golf and book-club novels!

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007
https://twitter.com/matthewesp/status/1532177904200720384?s=21&t=ewMv2f8LpGn8LbQ2vG9eSQ

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug

A reply from a Brazilian:
https://twitter.com/CorvelloEduardo/status/1532214238487486464?s=20&t=E1AZBw--WiO8LgSvSl1x_Q

grittyreboot
Oct 2, 2012

Pardon my tweet, but I saw this on TikTok
https://twitter.com/grittyrebootSA/status/1532856061878849537?t=6KOo6V9X_PyJFK8rkZ_a8A&s=19

a sexual elk
May 16, 2007

Me with a Skweezy face: “Huh”

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015


This guy's feed is apparently nothing but him talking about this post, saying basically the same thing over and over. Weird.

Leon Sumbitches
Mar 27, 2010

Dr. Leon Adoso Sumbitches (prounounced soom-'beh-cheh) (born January 21, 1935) is heir to the legendary Adoso family oil fortune.






Gender reveal parties are spreading, and honestly it might be a good thing

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

lament.cfg posted:

What did it become? A combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell?

The one on Jamaica avenue in Queens?

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
https://twitter.com/kara_janell/status/1532845725805068288?t=5CjzRz9vfd3IAmgiOQWrNg&s=19

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

I've sworn a blood vow that sasquatch will remain incel...

https://twitter.com/context_conner/status/1532728852874764288

https://twitter.com/depression2019/status/1532644636392423425
Man

trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth

Holy guacamole

NLJP
Aug 26, 2004


Ooooooooof

One of the times I hope something is staged

Dr. Lunchables
Dec 27, 2012

IRL DEBUFFED KOBOLD




Rory is a goon. He sells shirts and poo poo on SA Mart.

https://twitter.com/BoneJail/status/1385318736731676672?s=20&t=GsbqU11qCQZP7OsoO6nZ9Q

e: he doesn’t sell the sign anymore though.

Final Blog Entry
Jun 23, 2006

"Love us with money or we'll hate you with hammers!"

Really bummed for the dude that he didn't fire right back naming her sister or best friend or something

Party Ape
Mar 5, 2007
Don't pay $10 bucks to change my avatar! Send me a $10 donation to Doctors with Borders and I'll stop posting for 24 hours!

grittyreboot posted:

I occasionally try to gently tell my friend that her coworkers aren't her "work family" and she always gets real mad at me.

A bunch of Americans got real mad when I pointed out that your co-workers aren't your friends (lovely customer service jobs where you bond under shared adversity notwithstanding), and if you weren't bonded by the unbreakable ties of "getting paid to attend the same building at the same time", you probably wouldn't even be know each other.

Coworkers are for talking about the weather, the recent sports event and the name of your new daughter and buying weed if you work in a lovely customer service job. (Except if you work in the back of a restaurant, then it's for finding your next partner from the front of house staff).

They also got real mad when I pointed out that it's not cool to touch your coworkers without their consent for some reason. (e.g. if they don't offer to shake your hand you shouldn't just grab their arm like some kind of weirdo).

Paper Tiger
Jun 17, 2007

🖨️🐯torn apart by idle hands


"I also choose her ex-boyfriend, I hear he's a good lover"

Amoeba102
Jan 22, 2010

Party Ape posted:

(e.g. if they don't offer to shake your hand you shouldn't just grab their arm like some kind of weirdo).

Jenny? Tell Scott to get hosed.

Killingyouguy!
Sep 8, 2014

Party Ape posted:

A bunch of Americans got real mad when I pointed out that your co-workers aren't your friends (lovely customer service jobs where you bond under shared adversity notwithstanding), and if you weren't bonded by the unbreakable ties of "getting paid to attend the same building at the same time", you probably wouldn't even be know each other.

Coworkers are for talking about the weather, the recent sports event and the name of your new daughter and buying weed if you work in a lovely customer service job. (Except if you work in the back of a restaurant, then it's for finding your next partner from the front of house staff).

I mean, sure, if you don't want more friends

Read After Burning
Feb 19, 2013

"All this, for me? 💃Ah, you didn't have to! 🥰"
https://mobile.twitter.com/johnnystantoniv/status/1531101259729620998?cxt=HHwWjMCy1fmeyL8qAAAA

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

This is like one of those staged kiss cam things right? This is too mean to be real

zoux
Apr 28, 2006


This is absurd. No one has a favorite fullback.

Dareon
Apr 6, 2009

by vyelkin
https://twitter.com/LossThief/status/1532574126442946560

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Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored
Yikes

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