What the fuck is with Nextdoor: bit stinky

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Aesop Poprock: Oct 21, 2008; Grimey Drawer

MrQwerty posted:

9AM

actually 8AM

edit: I would also like to note, in this neighborhood, on Tuesday night I was greeted out my front door on the way to work by two police officers hiding outside my front door, one with his car backed into my girlfriends' spot spotlighting the building and another one parked behind him to make it super hard to get in and out of the parking lot. They had been there for 2 hours already. By the time my girlfriend got home, they were there for 5, and by the time they left after breaking into dudes house, 7. They were serving a high-risk warrant to the dude who, when I was shooting mortars with him in the parking lot last July 4, pulled his loving gun out and bucked 4 shots next to my ear without warning. He has 3 children and a wife, and my girlfriend heard his wife telling our neighbors, "he does what he does," yesterday in response.

People having sex in a car at a park in Albuquerque is a high-value problem, though.

Getting a blowjob at the park is like the go to for teenagers who don't have a place to host

I got my first blowjob at 14 behind my middle school and then again later on that day in a parking lot during the fourth of July because where the gently caress else are gay kids supposed to blow each other

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HopperUK: Apr 29, 2007; Why would an ambulance be leaving the hospital?

Tarkus posted:

It actually says kitten, whatever kind of animal that is.

sort of baby rabbit

# ? Jun 16, 2022 21:00

TotalLossBrain: Oct 20, 2010; Hier graben!

Whatever it is, I'm sure a competent goon could beat it in a street fight

# ? Jun 16, 2022 21:02

The Butcher: Apr 20, 2005; Well, at least we tried.; Nap Ghost

I'm can hold my own, but I'm not fighting any man or beast named "bitey".

# ? Jun 16, 2022 21:07

kntfkr: Feb 11, 2019; GOOSE FUCKER

Aesop Poprock posted:

Getting a blowjob at the park is like the go to for teenagers who don't have a place to host

I got my first blowjob at 14 behind my middle school and then again later on that day in a parking lot during the fourth of July because where the gently caress else are gay kids supposed to blow each other

chik fil a mensroom

# ? Jun 16, 2022 21:29

Aesop Poprock: Oct 21, 2008; Grimey Drawer

I've never gotten blown in a public bathroom that's more of a European thing now for whatever reason

I mean probably because Eastern Europe is extremely homophobic

# ? Jun 16, 2022 21:43

Pennywise the Frown: May 10, 2010; Upset Trowel

TITTIEKISSER69 posted:

# ? Jun 16, 2022 22:23

Soul Dentist: Mar 17, 2009

The added "FE-"MALE always cracks me up

# ? Jun 16, 2022 22:57

DaysBefore: Jan 24, 2019

TotalLossBrain posted:

Whatever it is, I'm sure a competent goon could beat it in a street fight

I'll get the brick

# ? Jun 16, 2022 23:07

therobit: Aug 19, 2008; I've been tryin' to speak with you for a long time

Aesop Poprock posted:

Getting a blowjob at the park is like the go to for teenagers who don't have a place to host

I got my first blowjob at 14 behind my middle school and then again later on that day in a parking lot during the fourth of July because where the gently caress else are gay kids supposed to blow each other

Strait kids go for anywhere they can park their car that is dark and secluded, or if during the daytime they take cover behind bushes, in the woods, or in a supply closet, etc. You know, somewhere with a little privacy. We would like to think gay kids do that too, but maybe I�m just na�ve.

# ? Jun 17, 2022 03:40

Rod Hoofhearted: Jun 18, 2000; I am a ghost

Aesop Poprock posted:

I've never gotten blown

# ? Jun 17, 2022 04:19

dr_rat: Jun 4, 2001

Rod Hoofhearted posted:

Just spend more time in chik fil a bathrooms. Literally only reason they're there.

# ? Jun 17, 2022 10:58

Aesop Poprock: Oct 21, 2008; Grimey Drawer

therobit posted:

Strait kids go for anywhere they can park their car that is dark and secluded, or if during the daytime they take cover behind bushes, in the woods, or in a supply closet, etc. You know, somewhere with a little privacy. We would like to think gay kids do that too, but maybe I�m just na�ve.

It was dark both times

# ? Jun 17, 2022 11:05

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Aesop Poprock posted:

Getting a blowjob at the park is like the go to for teenagers who don't have a place to host

I got my first blowjob at 14 behind my middle school and then again later on that day in a parking lot during the fourth of July because where the gently caress else are gay kids supposed to blow each other

The church cloakroom. It also adds a spicy wrinkle to feelings of guilt and shame to unwrap in future therapy sessions.

Happy pride everyone!

# ? Jun 17, 2022 13:56

Aesop Poprock: Oct 21, 2008; Grimey Drawer

What is a cloakroom?

# ? Jun 17, 2022 19:32

Teriyaki Hairpiece: Dec 29, 2006; I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.

Aesop Poprock posted:

What is a cloakroom?

A coat closet that doesn't slurp its soup

# ? Jun 17, 2022 19:46

HopperUK: Apr 29, 2007; Why would an ambulance be leaving the hospital?

Aesop Poprock posted:

What is a cloakroom?

UK word for where you put your coats and bags and stuff.

# ? Jun 17, 2022 20:17

Soul Dentist: Mar 17, 2009

It's a mudroom filled with the clan tartan and hound footprints

# ? Jun 17, 2022 22:28

SatansOnion: Dec 12, 2011

cloakroom : coat closet :: garage : carhole

# ? Jun 17, 2022 22:35

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Aesop Poprock posted:

What is a cloakroom?

Where you take off your pants and jacket.

# ? Jun 17, 2022 22:48

Unkempt: May 24, 2003; ...perfect spiral, scientists are still figuring it out...

Mister Speaker posted:

Where you take off your pants and jacket.

And put on your wizard's hat and cloak.

# ? Jun 17, 2022 22:51

Ralph Hurley: Aug 3, 2009

It�s down the hall from the daggerroom

# ? Jun 18, 2022 00:17

Teriyaki Hairpiece: Dec 29, 2006; I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.

Oral sex in the coat closet is just a gateway drug to the more dangerous stuff, like full penetrative sex directly on on the pile of coats in the guest bedroom

# ? Jun 18, 2022 00:28

Dirt Road Junglist: Oct 8, 2010; We will be cruel
And through our cruelty
They will know who we are

According to an obscure Sneaker Pimps side project called Ultrafox, the cloakroom is where you stash your coat and purse while attending the club, and the Cloakroom Girl is the person who gets high and runs the cloakroom.

# ? Jun 18, 2022 09:13

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Dirt Road Junglist posted:

obscure Sneaker Pimps side project

mods plz

# ? Jun 19, 2022 05:04

Blue Moonlight: Apr 28, 2005; Bitter and Sarcastic

Nextdoor�s Quest to Beat Toxic Content and Make Money

Found this article about Nextdoor that goes into some interesting detail about their past moderation efforts and their seeming-precarious financials.

Disappointingly, it doesn�t really interrogate how, IMO, the number one contributor to their toxic content problem is the only reason why their model scales at all - community volunteer moderation.

# ? Jun 19, 2022 05:40

Aesop Poprock: Oct 21, 2008; Grimey Drawer

HopperUK posted:

UK word for where you put your coats and bags and stuff.

To be fair I only heard the term "mudroom" from my boyfriend like a month ago and now it's suddenly popping up everywhere

# ? Jun 19, 2022 16:29

Aesop Poprock: Oct 21, 2008; Grimey Drawer

I always thought a mudroom was called a foyer

# ? Jun 19, 2022 16:31

Soul Dentist: Mar 17, 2009

God drat put your pinky down Lord Fauntleroy

# ? Jun 19, 2022 16:56

Aesop Poprock: Oct 21, 2008; Grimey Drawer

I'm eating a square microwave Ellios pizza for lunch on a couch using a futon as a table how fancy can I possibly be

# ? Jun 19, 2022 17:05

Montague Tigg: Mar 23, 2008; Previously, on "Ronnie Likes Data":

Soul Dentist posted:

What the gently caress is with Nextdoor: God drat put your pinky down Lord Fauntleroy

# ? Jun 19, 2022 17:05

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; "From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.; Buglord

Aesop Poprock posted:

I always thought a mudroom was called a foyer

A mudroom is a type of foyer but not all foyers are mudrooms

# ? Jun 19, 2022 17:09

Dang It Bhabhi!: May 27, 2004; ASK ME ABOUT
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Aesop Poprock posted:

I'm eating a square microwave Ellios pizza for lunch on a couch using a futon as a table how fancy can I possibly be

Oh slumming it with the poors, Alfonse?

# ? Jun 19, 2022 18:50

dr_rat: Jun 4, 2001

Aesop Poprock posted:

I'm eating a square microwave Ellios pizza for lunch on a couch using a futon as a table how fancy can I possibly be

Ohh look at Richy rich here shove it in our faces that they can afford food that comes in square shapes!!!

My ma once growing up once said she was going to buy me a square shaped piece of bread for my birthday growing up as a treat.
but the day my birthday came, it was obviously a parallelogram shaped piece of bread she'd just cut the ends of. I was shattered o' course, but bless her heart she'd tried.

# ? Jun 19, 2022 19:10