Best & Worst Promos, Simulations, Jankens, and anything not a match of 2022

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Penguin Patrol: Mar 3, 2005; by Fluffdaddy

Seams posted:

POTYC: Jay White speaks Japanese, G1 Climax Night Four, 23/07

nth, had no idea he was so fluent

# ? Jul 23, 2022 18:36

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# ? Jun 3, 2024 12:07

Dango Bango: Jul 26, 2007

POTYC: "Motherfucker I love professional wrestling" - Dax Harwood, ROH Death Before Dishonor 7/23

:yeshaha:

# ? Jul 24, 2022 03:58

Penguin Patrol: Mar 3, 2005; by Fluffdaddy

Dango Bango posted:

POTYC: "Motherfucker I love professional wrestling" - Dax Harwood, ROH Death Before Dishonor 7/23

I'll give it a nom for Line of the Year

# ? Jul 24, 2022 04:07

graph: Nov 22, 2006; aaag peanuts

Dango Bango posted:

POTYC: "Motherfucker I love professional wrestling" - Dax Harwood, ROH Death Before Dishonor 7/23

Penguin Patrol posted:

I'll give it a nom for Line of the Year

# ? Jul 24, 2022 04:10

Dango Bango: Jul 26, 2007

Rarity posted:

POTYC: Jay White, NJPW G1 Climax 32 Night 4, 23/07

The world's first clap promo

INCREDIBLE heeling. No one does it better than Jay.

And making the young lion throw down the mic for him lmao

# ? Jul 24, 2022 16:58

Purple Monkey: May 5, 2014; Hello

Finish of the year: Avalanche piledriver from FTR vs The Briscoes ROH: Death Before Dishonor 23/7

# ? Jul 25, 2022 10:33

Dango Bango: Jul 26, 2007

POTYC: Ricky Starks - "My Goddamn Time is Now" - AEW Dynamite 7/27

Dude killed his 40 seconds. Goosebumps for that one.

# ? Jul 28, 2022 01:43

Big Coffin Hunter: Aug 13, 2005

Saddest Betrayal of the Year: Powerhouse Hobbs turning on Ricky Starks - AEW Dynamite 7/27

They were such good friends :smith:

Somebody fucked around with this message at 01:53 on Jul 28, 2022

# ? Jul 28, 2022 01:47

flatluigi: Apr 23, 2008; here come the planes

i'd maybe spoil that one

# ? Jul 28, 2022 01:53

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Dango Bango posted:

POTYC: Ricky Starks - "My Goddamn Time is Now" - AEW Dynamite 7/27

Dude killed his 40 seconds. Goosebumps for that one.

Yeah, that was loving awesome.

Big Coffin Hunter posted:

Saddest Betrayal of the Year: Powerhouse Hobbs turning on Ricky Starks - AEW Dynamite 7/27

Yeah, that was loving horrible :gonk:

# ? Jul 28, 2022 01:56

Penguin Patrol: Mar 3, 2005; by Fluffdaddy

Dango Bango posted:

POTYC: Ricky Starks - "My Goddamn Time is Now" - AEW Dynamite 7/27

Dude killed his 40 seconds. Goosebumps for that one.

Big Coffin Hunter posted:

Saddest Betrayal of the Year: Powerhouse Hobbs turning on Ricky Starks - AEW Dynamite 7/27

They were such good friends

incredible stuff, nth

# ? Jul 28, 2022 01:59

Punch McLightning: Sep 19, 2005; you know what that means; Grimey Drawer

Dango Bango posted:

POTYC: Ricky Starks - "My Goddamn Time is Now" - AEW Dynamite 7/27

Dude killed his 40 seconds. Goosebumps for that one.

nth

# ? Jul 28, 2022 02:00

Punch McLightning: Sep 19, 2005; you know what that means; Grimey Drawer

Big Coffin Hunter posted:

Saddest Betrayal of the Year: Powerhouse Hobbs turning on Ricky Starks - AEW Dynamite 7/27

They were such good friends

also nth

# ? Jul 28, 2022 02:00

Maigius: Jun 29, 2013

POTY Jungle Boy discovers profanity.

# ? Jul 28, 2022 02:08

lamentable dustman: Apr 13, 2007; ððð

Dango Bango posted:

POTYC: Ricky Starks - "My Goddamn Time is Now" - AEW Dynamite 7/27

Dude killed his 40 seconds. Goosebumps for that one.

I was out of my seat hootin and hollerin

Big Coffin Hunter posted:

Saddest Betrayal of the Year: Powerhouse Hobbs turning on Ricky Starks - AEW Dynamite 7/27

They were such good friends

At this too :smith:

Nth for both

# ? Jul 28, 2022 02:18

Beef Jerky Robot: Sep 20, 2009; "And the DICK?"

Dango Bango posted:

POTYC: Ricky Starks - "My Goddamn Time is Now" - AEW Dynamite 7/27

Dude killed his 40 seconds. Goosebumps for that one.

Big Coffin Hunter posted:

Saddest Betrayal of the Year: Powerhouse Hobbs turning on Ricky Starks - AEW Dynamite 7/27

They were such good friends

Legit devastating

# ? Jul 28, 2022 03:02

Pylons: Mar 16, 2009

Dango Bango posted:

POTYC: Ricky Starks - "My Goddamn Time is Now" - AEW Dynamite 7/27

Dude killed his 40 seconds. Goosebumps for that one.

Big Coffin Hunter posted:

Saddest Betrayal of the Year: Powerhouse Hobbs turning on Ricky Starks - AEW Dynamite 7/27

They were such good friends

Nth all these. Jungle Boy just shot up the "Four Pillars" rankings. 2nd, just below MJF.

# ? Jul 28, 2022 03:43

xbilkis: Apr 11, 2005; god qb
me
jay hova

Maigius posted:

POTY Jungle Boy discovers profanity.

Nth but only if it stands for pussy of the year

# ? Jul 28, 2022 05:55

Rarity: Oct 21, 2010; ~*4 LIFE*~

POTYC: Ricky Starks Turned Leather Into Gold, AEW Dynamite, 27/07

Jungle Boy had some big lines but kinda lost his way for a bit in the middle

# ? Jul 28, 2022 08:07

graph: Nov 22, 2006; aaag peanuts

Dango Bango posted:

POTYC: Ricky Starks - "My Goddamn Time is Now" - AEW Dynamite 7/27

Dude killed his 40 seconds. Goosebumps for that one.

hell yeah

# ? Jul 28, 2022 09:38

edogawa rando: Mar 20, 2007

Kinda Sorta Yikes Entrance Theme of the Year
Gates of Hell, RoH Death Before Dishonor 2022

# ? Jul 29, 2022 22:26

super macho dude: Aug 9, 2014

Dango Bango posted:

POTYC: Ricky Starks - "My Goddamn Time is Now" - AEW Dynamite 7/27

Dude killed his 40 seconds. Goosebumps for that one.

Yup. If there was also a Most Hype Entrance Theme & Pose On The Ropes, Starks should win that too.

# ? Jul 30, 2022 01:12

edogawa rando: Mar 20, 2007

Ricky Starks' entrance is low-key one of my favourites at the moment. Gonna miss him posing on the turnbuckle with the FTW belt.

# ? Jul 30, 2022 01:15

Pylons: Mar 16, 2009

Deathmatch Prop of the Year: Jon Moxley's board of cut-up aluminum cans

# ? Jul 30, 2022 22:38

Stall_19: Jan 2, 2013; Prodigy of Victor von Doom

Spot of the year:

https://twitter.com/WWE/status/1553584420472455168

# ? Jul 31, 2022 04:41

Dango Bango: Jul 26, 2007

Stall_19 posted:

Spot of the year:

https://twitter.com/WWE/status/1553584420472455168

Nth. Completely made the match.

# ? Jul 31, 2022 04:45

Spuckuk: Aug 11, 2009; Being a bastard works

https://twitter.com/theisen95/status/1553777903686631427?s=21&t=KHaHv7fssf23Wv_uheOoIg

ZSJ untouchable

# ? Jul 31, 2022 23:22

Pylons: Mar 16, 2009

Best Catch 2022:

https://twitter.com/aginghippee/status/1553895855177867488

# ? Aug 1, 2022 01:22

rare Magic card l00k: Jan 3, 2011

Worst 'Spot' of the Year: Andrade Trying To Put Brass Knuckles on Ric Flair's Hand

# ? Aug 1, 2022 03:06

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Best Trade of the Year: Filthy Tom trading a copy of Toru Yano's latest DVD for Sister Act ("3 weeks at #1!") and Sister Act 2: Back in the Habit - NJPW G1 Climax 32 Night 10 8/1

Best part was the reveal afterwards that Yano gave Tom an empty case :lol:

# ? Aug 2, 2022 12:11

a cyborg mug: Mar 8, 2010

Scientific Analysis of the Year: Scientific Analysis of Miro

# ? Aug 4, 2022 08:22

Punch McLightning: Sep 19, 2005; you know what that means; Grimey Drawer

Spot of the year: https://twitter.com/Aregularindyfan/status/1557587194038075394

# ? Aug 11, 2022 06:18

Penguin Patrol: Mar 3, 2005; by Fluffdaddy

AEW Dynamite 8/10
Finish of the Year Candidate: Darby repays Brody
https://twitter.com/AEW/status/1557522956590399488?s=20&t=XnjxISjqi0jkudUUp_MZlw

I went to sleep thinking about this finish and then I woke up thinking about it

# ? Aug 12, 2022 14:52

Dacap: Jul 8, 2008; I've been involved in a number of cults, both as a leader and a follower.

You have more fun as a follower. But you make more money as a leader.

Penguin Patrol posted:

AEW Dynamite 8/10
Finish of the Year Candidate: Darby repays Brody
https://twitter.com/AEW/status/1557522956590399488?s=20&t=XnjxISjqi0jkudUUp_MZlw

I went to sleep thinking about this finish and then I woke up thinking about it

It was so perfectly executed and such great storytelling after the finishes of the royal rampage and previous match.

And like it was said, they are a perfect David/Goliath matchup. Darby is the best Cruiserweight to put up against a a big powerhouse because he makes it believable that he can win through sheer disregard of his own body as long as he can hurt the other guy.

# ? Aug 12, 2022 15:11

Rarity: Oct 21, 2010; ~*4 LIFE*~

POTYC: Bryan Danielson/Daniel Garcia, AEW Rampage, 12/08

# ? Aug 13, 2022 04:27

Senerio: Oct 19, 2009; Roëmænce is ælive!

Honorable Spot: Raku holding Pom and trying to drag her back to her ritual murder against Max the Impaler.

# ? Aug 13, 2022 04:55

SG Bamboo: Aug 21, 2013; Smile. Win. Yay!

Debut of the Year: Max the Impaler - TJPW Princess Cup August 13th
- Perfection, this was everything a debut needed to be. More Max now please

# ? Aug 13, 2022 04:58

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

SG Bamboo posted:

Debut of the Year: Max the Impaler - TJPW Princess Cup August 13th
- Perfection, this was everything a debut needed to be. More Max now please

Senerio posted:

Honorable Spot: Raku holding Pom and trying to drag her back to her ritual murder against Max the Impaler.

2nd, that was great. Also loved the little,"Be brave!" moment and Pom working up the courage to get in there and IMMEDIATELY regretting it. Plus Max's "BYE BYE!" before destroying her.

# ? Aug 13, 2022 04:59

Penguin Patrol: Mar 3, 2005; by Fluffdaddy

SG Bamboo posted:

Debut of the Year: Max the Impaler - TJPW Princess Cup August 13th
- Perfection, this was everything a debut needed to be. More Max now please

Senerio posted:

Honorable Spot: Raku holding Pom and trying to drag her back to her ritual murder against Max the Impaler.

lol nth

# ? Aug 13, 2022 05:00

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# ? Jun 3, 2024 12:07

Senerio: Oct 19, 2009; Roëmænce is ælive!

SG Bamboo posted:

Debut of the Year: Max the Impaler - TJPW Princess Cup August 13th
- Perfection, this was everything a debut needed to be. More Max now please

# ? Aug 13, 2022 05:17

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