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gvibes
Jan 18, 2010

Leading us to the promised land (i.e., one tournament win in five years)

Youth Decay posted:

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/9017-S-Leavitt-St-Chicago-IL-60643/4123125_zpid/ listing brags that this neighborhood is known for its "integrated population" :thunk:



Code, of course, for there still be white people here. Mostly cops.

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Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

The Zillow search term of the day is "nuance"

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/300-W-135th-St-APT-3K-New-York-NY-10030/65321945_zpid/



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/406-N-39th-St-Omaha-NE-68131/75869807_zpid/


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/2300-Tower-Mountain-Rd-Blanchard-ID-83804/221479512_zpid/


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/62-Bond-St-W-Kawartha-Lakes-ON-K9V-3R4/2062636185_zpid/




https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/*-Prudden-Island-Aka-Thimble-Islands-Island-Branford-CT-06405/2062577499_zpid/ private island!


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/8614-W-123rd-St-Palos-Park-IL-60464/2077462169_zpid/ French Eclectic house by John and Murray Hetherington (1935)...formerly owned by the inventor of Kool-Aid




https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/116-Felton-St-Michigan-City-IN-46360/85524664_zpid/ "perfectly preserved it's 1880's charm while combining it with the modern nuances we have grown accustomed to." uhhhhhhhh I take issue with the first part of that sentence



why do all this poo poo and then go with the generic gray LVT floor?



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/170-High-Dr-Laguna-Beach-CA-92651/25505055_zpid/ built in 1939, really wanna know who the original architect was




second house

they kept the (mostly) original kitchen in this one

MetaJew
Apr 14, 2006
Gather round, one and all, and thrill to my turgid tales of underwhelming misadventure!

Youth Decay posted:

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/3707-Oakfield-Dr-Sherman-Oaks-CA-91423/19987492_zpid/ designed by Richard Neutra, completed in 1965 by William Beckett, renovations by current resident Donald M. Goldstein. More info here

hell no


I have difficulty believing any modern engineer would put their stamp those three columns. It seems like there should be some bracing to prevent racking, and also... more. Especially on a hill, in a part of the country that has earthquakes.


hell no. (neat house, tho)

Luneshot
Mar 10, 2014

Not just earthquakes, CA also has a lot of landslides. No loving way would I even set foot in that house, let alone live there.

TychoCelchuuu
Jan 2, 2012

This space for Rent.
The hill doesn't look particularly steep or treacherous. I'd take my chances. If the thing collapses you just get to ride the house gently down the hill until it runs over enough cactuses to come to a stop.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Youth Decay posted:

The Zillow search term of the day is "nuance"


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/406-N-39th-St-Omaha-NE-68131/75869807_zpid/




https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/116-Felton-St-Michigan-City-IN-46360/85524664_zpid/ "perfectly preserved it's 1880's charm while combining it with the modern nuances we have grown accustomed to." uhhhhhhhh I take issue with the first part of that sentence



why do all this poo poo and then go with the generic gray LVT floor?





I really like the Omaha Craftsman house. OTOH, that Michigan City, IN house is hideous.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

Why have most of your house propped up over a hillside but still have opaque floors?

MetaJew
Apr 14, 2006
Gather round, one and all, and thrill to my turgid tales of underwhelming misadventure!

Luneshot posted:

Not just earthquakes, CA also has a lot of landslides. No loving way would I even set foot in that house, let alone live there.

Oh yeah, I forgot to mention landslides but it was definitely on my mind.

Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

The Zillow search term of the day is "mesh", literal or metaphorical.

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/650-Delancey-St-APT-416-San-Francisco-CA-94107/80732761_zpid/


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/56-N-Woods-Ln-East-Hampton-NY-11937/32656334_zpid/


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/18186-Baruch-Dr-Fort-Myers-FL-33967/45460670_zpid/
hell yeah


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/2241-W-Armstrong-Rd-Empire-MI-49630/106444018_zpid/
just posting for these doors


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/83-Saint-Clarens-Ave-Toronto-ON-M6K-2S7/2062359249_zpid/
what is going on with these bathroom walls?


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/303-Henley-Perry-Dr-Marshall-TX-75670/52032467_zpid/


cellar turned media room


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/44-Benedict-Hill-Rd-New-Canaan-CT-06840/57327820_zpid/ by James Evans (1960)


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/8624-County-Road-141-Hesperus-CO-81326/13939994_zpid/ dogs do not convey




https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/Tyro-VA-22976/107969766_zpid/ Tyro Mill and Miller's Cabin (ca. 1847), selling as-is with most belongings included for $189k



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/440-Van-Brunt-St-Brooklyn-NY-11231/120730247_zpid/ commercial > residential conversion by thread collective and Black Brick Contemporary design




https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/3119-SW-Spokane-St-Seattle-WA-98126/58388775_zpid/ by Sean Bell (2002)
epoxy over OSB should not count as a finished floor

same goes for whatever is happening with this ceiling

and the window trim

...are they trying to sell a half-completed house as "woody modern-industrial"?

for $1.24 million I would like some doors on my closets

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
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BLESH THISH MESH

HelloIAmYourHeart
Dec 29, 2008
Fallen Rib


Also yesterday I was antiquing and found a complete set of lavender bathroom fixtures (tub, toilet, sink, soap dish, toilet paper holder) for $1350.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

HelloIAmYourHeart posted:



Also yesterday I was antiquing and found a complete set of lavender bathroom fixtures (tub, toilet, sink, soap dish, toilet paper holder) for $1350.

"Tell the electrician to hang the chandelier from the butthole hook".

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

A sphincter fixture

Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

The Zillow search term of the day is "ambition" or "ambitious".

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1911-Anderson-Pl-SE-Albuquerque-NM-87108/6739615_zpid/



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/629-King-St-LOT-27-1-27-Dennysville-ME-04628/2068409812_zpid/



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/Burnt-Hollow-Rd-Deer-Lodge-MT-59722/2062474919_zpid/




https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/165-Northside-Dr-Sag-Harbor-NY-11963/94665575_zpid/





https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/54A-Cedar-Brae-Blvd-Toronto-ON-M1J-2K5/2062690055_zpid/


this house has every flavor of carpet you could want - red, beige, blue, dark green, blue-marbled-shag...



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/41-Manhanset-Rd-Shelter-Island-Heights-NY-11965/72610527_zpid/ by Barnes Coy Architects (2008)


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1010-N-Meadow-Ln-Mount-Prospect-IL-60056/3314278_zpid/ basically perfect apart from probably needing all its systems updated




attached workshop

Eccles
Feb 6, 2010

The listing says it was build in 1965? That house has seen some poo poo.

peanut
Sep 9, 2007



Idea for my next piercing

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

HelloIAmYourHeart posted:



Also yesterday I was antiquing and found a complete set of lavender bathroom fixtures (tub, toilet, sink, soap dish, toilet paper holder) for $1350.

Trump l'oeil.

Weembles
Apr 19, 2004


I bet the ambition behind this one is "blow up a federal building."

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


Youth Decay posted:



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1010-N-Meadow-Ln-Mount-Prospect-IL-60056/3314278_zpid/ basically perfect apart from probably needing all its systems updated



My God, it's a waterbed. My husband still misses ours. In the summer, turn the heat down a bit; in the winter, turn it up a bit. Are people going all "authentic 70s decor" yet? Because that house is a time capsule.

Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

The Zillow search term of today and tomorrow is "enameled". Appliances, walls, sinks, cabinetry, etc.

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/17-Canal-St-Westport-CT-06880/177217022_zpid/



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/45-Simmons-Dr-Woodstock-NY-12498/32885239_zpid/


where's the rest of the ceiling fan?



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1874-Welch-Rd-Jeffersonville-KY-40337/120257737_zpid/



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/11039-N-Shore-Rd-Clayton-NY-13624/2070452088_zpid/



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/503-Este-Es-Rd-Taos-NM-87571/102011180_zpid/


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/5516-Lake-Dr-Spring-Grove-PA-17362/60450930_zpid/


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/102-Webb-St-Walterboro-SC-29488/75225757_zpid/




https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/119-Hornbeam-Ln-Appleton-ME-04862/300231392_zpid/





https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/138-S-French-Broad-Ave-Asheville-NC-28801/5612576_zpid/

:siren: cult member spotted :siren:



Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

The Zillow search of yesterday and today is "enameled"

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/214-S-100-E-Smithfield-UT-84335/248268700_zpid/



how many loving baskets do you have



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/158-Swanswick-Ln-Cooperstown-NY-13326/2079063337_zpid/?mmlb=g,0






https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/5527-River-Bluff-Dr-Bloomington-MN-55437/1721283_zpid/


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/275-Reed-Dr-Jackson-WY-83001/194368704_zpid/



Ofruro (sp?) tubs look so uncomfortable to me tbh


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/2100-Glenview-Ter-Altadena-CA-91001/20922826_zpid/




https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1125-Hollybrook-Dr-Wayzata-MN-55391/1732573_zpid/



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/4-Crocus-Hl-Saint-Paul-MN-55102/2029189_zpid/


Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

The Zillow search term of the day is "belies"

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/601-Lake-Dr-Princeton-NJ-08540/39013015_zpid/




https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/360-Arlington-St-San-Francisco-CA-94131/15184374_zpid/




https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/35-School-St-Ashley-Falls-MA-01257/56814863_zpid/


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/21-Morven-Pl-Princeton-NJ-08540/39007552_zpid/





https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/460-State-Route-385-Athens-NY-12015/2062428512_zpid/




https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/2-Lyme-St-Old-Lyme-CT-06371/157578082_zpid/






https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/637-Polk-St-Marietta-GA-30064/14280695_zpid/ very good Craftsman replica built in 1980

the only issue with this house is that they painted the window and wall trim white and it really clashes with the unpainted woodwork


like this would look so much better with wood-stained trim


were you expecting an overstuffed armchair or maybe a rocking chair? NOPE IT'S EAMES TIME BABY

Weembles
Apr 19, 2004

Youth Decay posted:

were you expecting an overstuffed armchair or maybe a rocking chair? NOPE IT'S EAMES TIME BABY


It's like the opposite of Frasier's apartment.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

That floor looks like it was decorated by a large dog or cat with embarrassing butt itch

Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

The Zillow search term of the day is "mingle". Not to be confused with "commingle" or "comingle".

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/26-Red-Bank-Rd-Rustico-PE-C0A-1N0/2062387108_zpid/






https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/10-Wellesley-Pl-105-Toronto-ON-M4Y-1B1/2061961005_zpid/


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/6777-Main-St-Manchester-VT-05255/124480659_zpid/



mural by Natalee Everett



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/4910-Kings-Hwy-N-Emmaus-PA-18049/9661314_zpid/




https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/69153-Chestnut-Pl-Sisters-OR-97759/60615833_zpid/




https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/3-Whiteholme-Rd-Lee-MA-01238/56805052_zpid/




https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/298-Desert-Lakes-Dr-Palm-Springs-CA-92264/18134593_zpid/


HelloIAmYourHeart
Dec 29, 2008
Fallen Rib
A couple pics from tumblr.




(90s Sears catalog)

Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

The Zillow search term of the day is "herald"

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/2-Brass-Horse-Rd-Santa-Fe-NM-87508/6841696_zpid/






one of the guest houses



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/14180-Rustic-Ln-Pacific-Palisades-CA-90272/2069103621_zpid/ original structure built 1952, renovated/expanded by Marc Appleton










Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

The Zillow search term of today and tomorrow is "grand proportions". Mostly fancy shmancy NYC condos.

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1115-5th-Ave-15A-New-York-NY-10128/244716375_zpid/




https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/19-E-88th-St-APT-7C-New-York-NY-10128/79505531_zpid/


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/15-W-81st-St-APT-8D-New-York-NY-10024/244857160_zpid/



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/927-5th-Ave-FLOOR-9-New-York-NY-10021/244735971_zpid/



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/21-S-End-Ave-APT-224-New-York-NY-10280/31492420_zpid/



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/10402-134th-St-NW-Edmonton-AB-T5N-2B2/2063020733_zpid/



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/20-E-End-Ave-APT-6A-New-York-NY-10028/244893825_zpid/ by Robert A. M. Stern




https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/322-E-57th-St-4-5B-New-York-NY-10022/2065810681_zpid/ mid-century renovation by Paul Rudolph


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/455-W-20th-St-New-York-NY-10011/122272780_zpid/ by Alan Wanzenberg with interior design by Lewis Miller


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/540-Halsey-Neck-Ln-Village-Of-Southampton-NY-11968/72620801_zpid/ by Boris Baranovich (2014)



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/465-W-End-Ave-New-York-NY-10024/31526419_zpid/ by architect Rafaella Bortoluzzi and interior designer Muriel Brandolini




Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

The Zillow search term of yesterday and today is "grand proportions"

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/300-Central-Park-W-19D-New-York-NY-10024/2077182397_zpid/







https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1016-5th-Ave-8C-New-York-NY-10028/244784555_zpid/



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/119-E-71st-St-New-York-NY-10021/145586801_zpid/







https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/100-Clapboard-Ridge-Rd-Greenwich-CT-06830/58786759_zpid/





Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

The Zillow search term of the day is "inhabit"

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/23-Middle-Haddam-Rd-East-Hampton-CT-06424/57854502_zpid/


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/7-Golf-Club-Dr-Amagansett-NY-11930/32662873_zpid/





https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/12-Church-St-Roxbury-CT-06783/197807241_zpid/





https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/94-Papermill-Rd-Manhasset-NY-11030/31083490_zpid/
:nws: for nekkid lady painting
https://i.imgur.com/UcnXCo8.jpg

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/3434-Tanners-Ridge-Rd-Stanley-VA-22851/79242924_zpid/ home (converted church) + studio of artist Robert E Kuhn, sale includes all of Kuhn's paintings and sculptures on the property




https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/12-Potbelly-Beach-Rd-Aptos-CA-95003/16135569_zpid/ the Tatum Beach House by William Turnbull Jr (1971) I thought this house looked familiar but it turns out I'm a big fuckin nerd who went through the US Modernist website's magazine archive and saw it as a 1972 Architectural Record House.



this is very strictly a vacation home, despite all that bookshelf space there is next to no closet space and the only shower is on the ground floor


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/272-Mesa-Lila-Rd-Glendale-CA-91208/20821149_zpid/ The Gordon & Hildred Goetschel House by Ray Kappe (1954), rehabbed by HabHouse





https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/79124-Lake-Club-Dr-Indio-CA-92203/18060481_zpid/ perfectly fine bungalow turned into a themed AirBnB
did not realize Janet Jackson was a white lady

Christina, white Rihanna, Diana with an arm sticking out of her neck and ???

I think this is supposed to be Cher?

leave Britney and her tiny t-rex arm alone

JLo just smelled a fart

Beyonce also looking suspiciously Caucasian

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

What the gently caress why would anyone do that. :psypop: Why wouldn't the realtor have it painted over? Gah.

Some cool poo poo in the preceding places in the last few posts. I'm normally not a big wallpaper fan but that one house pulls it off imo.

The extremely red office is telepathic and mildly hostile.

Anza Borrego
Feb 11, 2005

Ovis canadensis nelsoni

Youth Decay posted:

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/272-Mesa-Lila-Rd-Glendale-CA-91208/20821149_zpid/ The Gordon & Hildred Goetschel House by Ray Kappe (1954), rehabbed by HabHouse





God drat this is really nice house on an incredible piece of property! I guess since it’s Glendale it’s not as expensive as it would be in LA proper.

Magic Hate Ball
May 6, 2007

ha ha ha!
you've already paid for this

Ornery and Hornery
Oct 22, 2020

Anza Borrego posted:

God drat this is really nice house on an incredible piece of property! I guess since it’s Glendale it’s not as expensive as it would be in LA proper.

Gotta agree - basically perfect

HelloIAmYourHeart
Dec 29, 2008
Fallen Rib

The taxidermy stoat in the bathroom phone nook is just sending me. What a bizarre and delightful thing to put there.

quote:




yessss match those patterns

Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

The Zillow search term of the day is "symmetry"

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1-Buffington-Hill-Rd-Worthington-MA-01098/57030351_zpid/




https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/3900-W-102nd-St-Overland-Park-KS-66207/75630999_zpid/



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/415-S-Bentley-Ave-Los-Angeles-CA-90049/20528514_zpid/





https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/3171-Monument-Ln-Boyne-City-MI-49712/115969054_zpid/ by Douglas Wright (1997)


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/11979-Robin-Rd-Marshfield-WI-54449/79457398_zpid/ by Arlan Kay (2006) most of the listing photos are at a weird fisheye angle





https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/5401-Sassafrass-Pl-Brentwood-TN-37027/41174682_zpid/ by Robert Hotchkiss (1980)





https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/550-College-Ave-Boulder-CO-80302/13178902_zpid/ by Charles Haertling (1968) it's shaped like a clover but kinda looks like an upturned boat





https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1443-Mahantongo-St-Pottsville-PA-17901/93725313_zpid/ probably the nicest house (in terms of quality, square footage, lot, location) available under $1 million in the US right now, or at least the most house




one of 9 bedrooms

and 6 bathrooms

Animale
Sep 30, 2009

Youth Decay posted:

The Zillow search term of the day is "symmetry"

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/5401-Sassafrass-Pl-Brentwood-TN-37027/41174682_zpid/ by Robert Hotchkiss (1980)




I'm the lone Noguchi table.

Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

The Zillow search term of idk how many days is "MCM". Apparently the secret to finding rad mid-century modern houses that aren't all a gajillion dollars is to search the acronym.

Part 1: Time capsule houses that have received few (or no) major cosmetic updates

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1425-Rolling-Meadow-Dr-Brookfield-WI-53045/40624285_zpid/




https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/3527-SW-Dosch-Rd-Portland-OR-97239/176557879_zpid/




https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/3400-Hickory-Trl-Downers-Grove-IL-60515/4496783_zpid/





https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/2701-E-River-Rd-Tucson-AZ-85718/55206933_zpid/ by Josias Joesler (1953)



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/2021-S-Abrams-Ct-Spokane-WA-99203/23530647_zpid/ by Bruce Walker (1965)





https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/7443-NE-123rd-Pl-Kirkland-WA-98034/48771853_zpid/ by Myron Lewis (1964)





https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/745-Janacek-Rd-Brookfield-WI-53045/40613929_zpid/ spectacular house by Erich Gnant (1960), bathrooms were updated but everything else is pristine


these gorgeous built-ins omg




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Apr 6, 2009

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