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Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

:discourse:
It's what's for dinner.

Vim Fuego posted:

Have they tried privatising the pubs?

Privs

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Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


Private Speech posted:

Sewage in sea: French appeal to EU over UK discharges of waste

Those drat Euro filth, don't know what's good for them. Should be thanking us for the free fertiliser action really.

e:

https://twitter.com/JimMFelton/status/1562420611283947524

40% raw sewage concentration never hurt nobody (I live in Cambridge and that place is like 500m away from a popular swimming spot, not to mention all the punt boats full of tourists lol).

Tbf it could just be runoff from the grass, assuming that down by that part of the river is still the number 1 summertime underage binge drinking spot. All that woodpecker cider and carling has got to go *somewhere*

dispatch_async
Nov 28, 2014

Imagine having the time to have played through 20 generations of one family in The Sims 2. Imagine making the original two members of that family Neil Buchanan and Cat Deeley. Imagine complaining to Maxis there was no technological progression. You've successfully imagined my life
https://twitter.com/FullFact/status/1563043569744707584

lmao

crepeface
Nov 5, 2004

r*p*f*c*

privies!

it'll match the state of the water

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
starmer's as good at math as he is everything else. wotta guy!

ro5s
Dec 27, 2012

A happy little mouse!


forensic

Valko
Sep 18, 2015

gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

starmer's as good at math as he is everything else. wotta guy!

Don't be fooled. Starmer has a lot of people on both the right and left thinking he is incompetent and stupid. I don't think he's either, this is just malice or sabotage.

Runcible Cat
May 28, 2007

Ignoring this post

Der Meister posted:

lol what is happening to your island

End-stage capitalism; where the parasites forget they need to keep the host alive.

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer

Der Meister posted:

lol what is happening to your island

What was always going to happen only a lot sooner than expected

Jel Shaker
Apr 19, 2003


some SPAD somewhere with a calculator on their phone “jeez just leave me alone”

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

I never thought WE would get five pinnochios :qq:

TACD
Oct 27, 2000

that’s such a good photo, looks like the title card for his slapstick Netflix series

Crowsbeak
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
Lipstick Apathy
Imagine if you did a thick of it series about the opposition. Oh and make clear the spin doctors are actually remarkably incapable at their jobs. And keep telling opposition to do things that actually just piss people off but you also show that HMG uses the same spin doctors and is just as vain and incompetent . Maybe have some semi authentic independents form into an alliance as the series continues. And have it end with an election and a hung parliament where the independent mps who are actually authentic are the only thing that could allow a new government to form. Which ends with neither shadow chancellor or opposition leader in the top spots.

actionjackson
Jan 12, 2003

is the energy crisis affecting all countries in Europe equally?

A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!
:3:

actionjackson posted:

is the energy crisis affecting all countries in Europe equally?
nope. some have their own non-russian gas pipelines, some aren't as connected to the european grid, and of course the median income also varies. based on median income vs. electricity prices, the baltics seemed to be the worst off last i looked, and it wasn't even close since they were paying western european prices.

that said, it's a bit hard to make a comparison. large parts of sweden has pretty cheap electricity, but it is far more expensive than usual and their housing mass is built around electric heating due to it being cheap before it got all entangled in the european energy market.

CoolCab
Apr 17, 2005

glem

actionjackson posted:

is the energy crisis affecting all countries in Europe equally?

wholesale prices are up to insane heights literally everywhere in europe, including us who do not use russian gas. every country is handling it differently; france has chose nationalization, for example, so their bills are capped at 4% and the state ultimately will pay the excess, which is probably cheaper than waiting for it to go bust and bailing it out, at least in the short term. germany seems to be applying a similar system of "oh your bills up £1000 well we're working really hard to get a means tested thirty pounds gift certificate to the coat store of your choosing" style interventions. i think hungary is doing worse than we are iirc.

Private Speech
Mar 30, 2011

I HAVE EVEN MORE WORTHLESS BEANIE BABIES IN MY COLLECTION THAN I HAVE WORTHLESS POSTS IN THE BEANIE BABY THREAD YET I STILL HAVE THE TEMERITY TO CRITICIZE OTHERS' COLLECTIONS

IF YOU SEE ME TALKING ABOUT BEANIE BABIES, PLEASE TELL ME TO

EAT. SHIT.


The bit about not using Russian gas is misleading, since it's mostly because it's cheaper to get it from scandinavia which is closer.

The problem is that the rest of Europe wants to get their gas from there now too.

A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!
:3:

CoolCab posted:

wholesale prices are up to insane heights literally everywhere in europe, including us who do not use russian gas. every country is handling it differently; france has chose nationalization, for example, so their bills are capped at 4% and the state ultimately will pay the excess, which is probably cheaper than waiting for it to go bust and bailing it out, at least in the short term. germany seems to be applying a similar system of "oh your bills up £1000 well we're working really hard to get a means tested thirty pounds gift certificate to the coat store of your choosing" style interventions. i think hungary is doing worse than we are iirc.
yeah, a whole lot of factors go into it, though i'm pretty sure it's a big enough problem everywhere that the state response ends up becoming the most important facto everywhere.

Private Speech posted:

The bit about not using Russian gas is misleading, since it's mostly because it's cheaper to get it from scandinavia which is closer.

The problem is that the rest of Europe wants to get their gas from there now too.
yeah. the relevant non-russian gas is the gas flowing into greece and spain, since the pipeline infrastructure to take it further to meet demand elsewhere isn't really there.

A Buttery Pastry has issued a correction as of 15:38 on Aug 26, 2022

Quotey
Aug 16, 2006

We went out for lunch and then we stopped for some bubble tea.
finnish official grid is warning of shortages/cycling cutoffs in winter. last i heard the netherlands was firing up coal plants to save gas for winter. germany is still commited to shutting down their nuclear plants, lmfao

what a life

Falcorum
Oct 21, 2010
reminder that the uk also has gently caress all gas storage capacity because of Theresa May

Private Speech
Mar 30, 2011

I HAVE EVEN MORE WORTHLESS BEANIE BABIES IN MY COLLECTION THAN I HAVE WORTHLESS POSTS IN THE BEANIE BABY THREAD YET I STILL HAVE THE TEMERITY TO CRITICIZE OTHERS' COLLECTIONS

IF YOU SEE ME TALKING ABOUT BEANIE BABIES, PLEASE TELL ME TO

EAT. SHIT.


Falcorum posted:

reminder that the uk also has gently caress all gas storage capacity because of Theresa May

Yeah it's pretty hilarious: https://agsi.gie.eu/

At about 1/24th of Germany, 1/13th of France or 1/10th of Austria.

On the positive side together with Portugal they are the only places who managed to already fill it up.

Betjeman
Jul 14, 2004

Biker, Biker, Biker GROOVE!
"it is up to the market to determine whether it makes sense to invest in new gas storage and if there are any supply shortages, prices will rise sufficiently to attract more gas from elsewhere."

Well done, market

actionjackson
Jan 12, 2003

thanks, I assume the UK is not considering nationalizing lol

they really all should tho

bedpan
Apr 23, 2008

can the British parliament still pass bills of attainder?

Crowsbeak
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
Lipstick Apathy

Private Speech posted:

Yeah it's pretty hilarious: https://agsi.gie.eu/

At about 1/24th of Germany, 1/13th of France or 1/10th of Austria.

On the positive side together with Portugal they are the only places who managed to already fill it up.

Wait, you privatised your gas storage capacity?

Jel Shaker
Apr 19, 2003

say what you want about the tories but their continued attempts to destroy the U.K. are commendable

Quotey
Aug 16, 2006

We went out for lunch and then we stopped for some bubble tea.

Crowsbeak posted:

Wait, you privatised your gas storage capacity?

are other countries public? our big one, centrica, closed down in 2018 because it was unprofitable to refurbish, and the government wouldn't fit the bill. reopening it now of course, at a far higher cost. i don't know who's paying for it though

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

Falcorum posted:

reminder that the uk also has gently caress all gas storage capacity because of Theresa May

Listen it's just good business sense to sell off all your storage when prices are cheap and then buy it all back when they are sky high

Buy high sell low and all that

Frosted Flake
Sep 13, 2011

Semper Shitpost Ubique

lol so do you think they’ll let Scotland have another referendum after all this?

gonadic io
Feb 16, 2011

>>=
lol. It's still 49/51 btw

Clyde Radcliffe
Oct 19, 2014

actionjackson posted:

thanks, I assume the UK is not considering nationalizing lol

they really all should tho

What? Nationalise oil and gas production? And end up in the same pitiful state as Norway with its <checks notes> largest sovereign wealth fund in the world, owning 1.4% of all listed companies worldwide with a net worth of $250,000 for every man, woman and child in the country.

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


Frosted Flake posted:

lol so do you think they’ll let Scotland have another referendum after all this?

Looks like no

Tories have nothing but contempt for Scotland and yet are deeply wedded to maintaining the union for some reason. I guess because it's all that's left of the empire at this point, Scotland, Wales, the Falklands & St Helena.

It rules that rather than spending the massive oil revenues almost exclusively from Scottish waters on things that would improve people's lives they were just used to fund tax cuts to keep the Tories in power despite their Scottish support collapsing from 22 MPs in '79 (out of 71) to 11 from 72 in '92 and then to gently caress all in 1997.

V. Illych L.
Apr 11, 2008

ASK ME ABOUT LUMBER

honestly there's every reason to assume that if scotland does independence the english are going to find some way to make the new scottish state totally dysfunctional as they leave, like they've done basically everywhere they've been forced out

gonadic io
Feb 16, 2011

>>=
Fareweel to a' our Scottish fame,
Fareweel our ancient glory;
Fareweel ev'n to the Scottish name,
Sae fam'd in martial story.
Now Sark rins over Solway sands,
An' Tweed rins to the ocean,
To mark where England's province stands-
Such a parcel of rogues in a nation!

What force or guile could not subdue,
Thro' many warlike ages,
Is wrought now by a coward few,
For hireling traitor's wages.
The English steel we could disdain,
Secure in valour's station;
But English gold has been our bane -
Such a parcel of rogues in a nation!

O would, ere I had seen the day
That Treason thus could sell us,
My auld grey head had lien in clay,
Wi' Bruce and loyal Wallace!
But pith and power, till my last hour,
I'll mak this declaration;
We're bought and sold for English gold-
Such a parcel of rogues in a nation!

Frosted Flake
Sep 13, 2011

Semper Shitpost Ubique

V. Illych L. posted:

honestly there's every reason to assume that if scotland does independence the english are going to find some way to make the new scottish state totally dysfunctional as they leave, like they've done basically everywhere they've been forced out

Just so the slow roll and make them a Dominion first.

It is pretty unfair though as you can’t even say it’s England doing all this so much as London and wherever the Tories who vote on behalf of London live.

It really sucks to watch and know politics here will go the same way as the rest of the Anglosphere.

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


Frosted Flake posted:

Just so the slow roll and make them a Dominion first.

It is pretty unfair though as you can’t even say it’s England doing all this so much as London and wherever the Tories who vote on behalf of London live.

It really sucks to watch and know politics here will go the same way as the rest of the Anglosphere.

Not even London really, there's just 21 of the 73 London seats that have a Tory MP, and that's mostly suburban sickos. The people to resent are the Home Counties. For example the only time in my lifetime that the Tories didn't have every MP in Surrey was 2001, where 1 Lib Dem got elected. Which was the only non-Tory to win Surrey since 1972. These people are the worst

Private Speech
Mar 30, 2011

I HAVE EVEN MORE WORTHLESS BEANIE BABIES IN MY COLLECTION THAN I HAVE WORTHLESS POSTS IN THE BEANIE BABY THREAD YET I STILL HAVE THE TEMERITY TO CRITICIZE OTHERS' COLLECTIONS

IF YOU SEE ME TALKING ABOUT BEANIE BABIES, PLEASE TELL ME TO

EAT. SHIT.


forkboy84 posted:

Looks like no

Tories have nothing but contempt for Scotland and yet are deeply wedded to maintaining the union for some reason. I guess because it's all that's left of the empire at this point, Scotland, Wales, the Falklands & St Helena.

It rules that rather than spending the massive oil revenues almost exclusively from Scottish waters on things that would improve people's lives they were just used to fund tax cuts to keep the Tories in power despite their Scottish support collapsing from 22 MPs in '79 (out of 71) to 11 from 72 in '92 and then to gently caress all in 1997.

You forgot Bermuda.

Frosted Flake
Sep 13, 2011

Semper Shitpost Ubique

forkboy84 posted:

The people to resent are the Home Counties. For example the only time in my lifetime that the Tories didn't have every MP in Surrey was 2001, where 1 Lib Dem got elected. Which was the only non-Tory to win Surrey since 1972. These people are the worst

Do yours play at farmer the same way ours do? That seems really familiar.

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!

Frosted Flake posted:

Do yours play at farmer the same way ours do? That seems really familiar.

Didn't you hear about our Tory MP who got the sack for looking up tractor porn in the House of Commons?




Jaeluni Asjil has issued a correction as of 01:23 on Aug 27, 2022

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V. Illych L.
Apr 11, 2008

ASK ME ABOUT LUMBER

even most tories aren't proper sickos, this is a rather select group of people who dominate the elites of british society to this day because they've all went to the same child abuse factories and know each other

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