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got this in my gmail preview cant wait to view the post and see what Mark is looking for bored women for 
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WTF is with Nextdoor: Yes, I am a pissed off American
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Aug 27, 2022 00:35
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I got an email maybe 2 days ago asking me to be a mod or something. I've posted on Nextdoor maybe twice in a few years. I did not accept the honor.
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Aug 27, 2022 00:43
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They sent me a survey asking what I thought of the site and I said it was a swirling vortex of misery and racism.
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Aug 27, 2022 00:48
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Pennywise the Frown posted:I got an email maybe 2 days ago asking me to be a mod or something.  They made me a mod a few years ago without even asking!I think it’s because I reported some Trumper threatening to kill liberals, so the powers that be were like, “yeah he has what it takes to be a mod.”
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Aug 27, 2022 00:55
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That's weird, because usually it's the trumper they'd make the mod.
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Aug 27, 2022 01:35
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Nighthand posted:That's weird, because usually it's the trumper they'd make the mod. I think it’s whoever is designated as “Lead” for your neighborhood, usually just the first person to register an account. Although I think some people basically invent new neighborhoods to be the Lead of. If your Lead is normal, then their standards will be normal. If your Lead is a chud, well… then you’re going to see a lot of racist poo poo allowed.
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Aug 27, 2022 01:39
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Nighthand posted:That's weird, because usually it's the trumper they'd make the mod. no it's the liberal censors who keep deleting my posts WHY ARENT YOU RESPECTING MY FIRST AMENDMENT RIGHTS
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Aug 27, 2022 02:01
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We had a thread where one of the leads was like "we're not supposed to talk about it but I always vote against removing posts because I don't believe in censorship" so you can guess how well reports work for me. I HAVE had some duchess at reporting the particularly egregious people to actual nextdoor admins and getting them removed though. You just have to report them from their profile page rather than from a post.
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Aug 27, 2022 06:10
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Nighthand posted:We had a thread where one of the leads was like "we're not supposed to talk about it but I always vote against removing posts because I don't believe in censorship" so you can guess how well reports work for me. I HAVE had some duchess at reporting the particularly egregious people to actual nextdoor admins and getting them removed though. You just have to report them from their profile page rather than from a post. I have to understand why your autocorrect supplied "duchess" instead of "success"
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Aug 27, 2022 17:24
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A Strange Aeon posted:I have to understand why your autocorrect supplied "duchess" instead of "success" That's not autocorrect, they're just in a swanky neighbourhood
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Aug 27, 2022 18:12
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Ichabod Sexbeast posted:That's not autocorrect, they're just in a swanky neighbourhood drat, I wonder what it’s like to mod Nextdoor in Monaco.
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Aug 27, 2022 18:16
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A Strange Aeon posted:I have to understand why your autocorrect supplied "duchess" instead of "success" That is a good fuckin' question. I suspect it's because I just updated my phone so poo poo is all wonky, but also no matter how much I try to tune the keyboard to not suck it will inevitably pick uncommon words over words I use constantly so who knows.
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Aug 27, 2022 18:28
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Predictive text sucks. I work on trains. I've worked on trains for years. I have multiple reasons every week to type out the word "locomotive". My phone does not understand this need at all and tries to change it to another lengthy word that begins with the same letter. At least once a month, I'll send a text to my boss that says something like "our licorice is running like poo poo today".
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Aug 27, 2022 19:05
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Tex Avery posted:Predictive text sucks. I work on trains. I've worked on trains for years. I have multiple reasons every week to type out the word "locomotive". My phone does not understand this need at all and tries to change it to another lengthy word that begins with the same letter. At least once a month, I'll send a text to my boss that says something like "our licorice is running like poo poo today". Might not be 100% accurate since you are probably using a diesel generator and maybe your traction motors are running like poo poo. But calling it licorice isn't 100% either.
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Aug 27, 2022 19:26
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Ichabod Sexbeast posted:That's not autocorrect, they're just in a swanky neighbourhood It's only duchess in that neighborhood, anywhere else it's just sparkling lady royalty.
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Aug 28, 2022 00:17
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why are thieves targeting cars that are easily stolen and whose parts are easily resold? Is it a TikTok challenge? 
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Aug 28, 2022 12:42
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you broke my grill posted:why are thieves targeting cars that are easily stolen and whose parts are easily resold? Is it a TikTok challenge? Nah they're right that actually is a thing, tiktok taught a bunch of people who didn't otherwise know how easy it is and now the theft of those cars specifically is way way up from where it previously was
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Aug 28, 2022 13:59
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reignonyourparade posted:Nah they're right that actually is a thing, tiktok taught a bunch of people who didn't otherwise know how easy it is and now the theft of those cars specifically is way way up from where it previously was I look forward to the follow up TikTok that shows me how to locate a local chop shop. For now I just gotta keep driving and praying.
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Aug 28, 2022 14:00
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Why do so many people rob liquor stores? If I was a stick up robber, I'd just rob Fort Knox. Bing Bong, so simple.
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Aug 28, 2022 14:11
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thats why i dont buy any (racial slur) cars 
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Aug 28, 2022 14:12
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you broke my grill posted:why are thieves targeting cars that are easily stolen and whose parts are easily resold? Is it a TikTok challenge? Suspicious that that guy had to specify "S" Korea. I wonder how many Juche-manufactured cars he has
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Aug 28, 2022 14:12
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Didn't know the Ghost Adventures crew had a nextdoor
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Aug 28, 2022 14:18
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Someone straight up posted an entire pic gallery of dp porn stills recently, with the caption "let's bang some sluts! Anybody interested?" I noticed it's the husband of my insurance agent, and I thought he was hacked. I had to call her anyway about insurance stuff on my house I'm getting ready to sell, so I said "hey, you're husband's account was hacked. Might wanna check that out." No. He's not hacked. He's just, uh, what was the word she used. "Unconventional." Okay, well. Alright. Okay then. So I got to ban my insurance agent's husband from nextdoor for posting about 600 still photos of dp and that's never going to be not weird.
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Aug 28, 2022 14:22
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Ah man, ghosts, yeah, like whenever I go out I see more and more Shadow People walking around. They've even started looking at me and I thought they were malevolent at first, but now I'm not sure. One of them let me know in my mind that my neighbor is releasing poison gases into my home through the nail-holes in the wall, so I got that fixed up. Stopped taking those pills my psychiatrist gave me just in case that was another avenue for the poisons. So what's with all the ghosts? Anyone else know?
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Aug 28, 2022 14:27
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Edward Fingerhands posted:Someone straight up posted an entire pic gallery of dp porn stills recently, with the caption "let's bang some sluts! Anybody interested?" Now I can't stop imagining Jake from State Farm and Dean Winters going to town on Erin Esurance. Thanks a lot, pal! <  >
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Aug 28, 2022 14:35
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Brawnfire posted:Ah man, ghosts, yeah, like whenever I go out I see more and more Shadow People walking around. They've even started looking at me and I thought they were malevolent at first, but now I'm not sure. One of them let me know in my mind that my neighbor is releasing poison gases into my home through the nail-holes in the wall, so I got that fixed up. Stopped taking those pills my psychiatrist gave me just in case that was another avenue for the poisons. When you ban people from Nextdoor, they gradually become shadow people because they are no longer being acknowledged and heard. What I'm saying is that Edward Fingerhands is directly responsible for this and someone should do something.
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Aug 28, 2022 15:32
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you broke my grill posted:why are thieves targeting cars that are easily stolen and whose parts are easily resold? Is it a TikTok challenge? Those people probably complain about this generation not wanting to work yet they learn a skill from TikTok and now they complain about them actually getting out there and making a little money. Just can't please 'em. Unperson_47 fucked around with this message at 20:32 on Aug 28, 2022 |
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Aug 28, 2022 20:29
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Edward Fingerhands posted:Someone straight up posted an entire pic gallery of dp porn stills recently, with the caption "let's bang some sluts! Anybody interested?"
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Aug 28, 2022 21:26
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Peg Sliderskew posted:When you ban people from Nextdoor, they gradually become shadow people because they are no longer being acknowledged and heard. It's true I'm the real Nextdoor based shadow government. Also oh no a Segway  It was a city cop
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Aug 28, 2022 22:04
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 evenGood job Internet, it took a few years but you’ve finally killed shame as a concept
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Aug 28, 2022 22:06
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Nextdoor if the social media network America deserves. America's id.
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Sep 1, 2022 14:40
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There was someone in our neighborhood this weekend doing a survey on the upcoming elections. Very basic stuff, just asking who you'd vote for if the election was held today, what your registered party is, etc. Completely apolitical. Which led to this post on facebook: "I've been praying so hard that we can turn things around on November 8th, our country is in dire straits! But a survey worker showed up in the neighborhood looking to create a "list" of who we vote for. DO NOT ANSWER THEM THIS IS HOW THEY CANCEL VOTES. You say you are a registered Republican and they cancel it, they prevent your vote from being counted so do not tell them anything. When I shut the door the poll worker wrote something down on her list, but did not get my information. We need to get this done, Doug Mastriano will be victorious, and what a birthday "present" it will be. I will never understand being persecuted endlessly by The Left, gimme a break. "
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Sep 1, 2022 15:20
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gimme a "break"
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Sep 1, 2022 15:29
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I find it so bizarre when people add quotes for no reason except to maybe emphasize words. It's pretty much constantly used by old people and especially old conservative people on facebook. Why did she put quotes around list? It's literally a list, it's not like you came up with that word or are using it in some other context here.
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Sep 1, 2022 15:43
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I stopped at a mini mart the other day in rural Oregon and there was a sign on the ice freezer that said that ice was limited to two bags per customer due to "supply of demand". I wonder what they think that is supposed to mean. 
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Sep 1, 2022 15:53
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There's such demand that there's not enough supply of it!
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Sep 1, 2022 16:03
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There's a hair stylist shop back home called "Hello" Dolly. I've always wondered what the quotes imply about that hello.
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I posted it here before, a gas station near a place I used to live sold fried foods, your typical gas station stuff. On the building, they had a hand painted slogan "Fresh" Chicken Wings
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