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Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer

Boris Galerkin posted:

Can someone point me to a good explainer for who Kardyrov is? A long article, a podcast, YouTube video don’t care. I know vaguely who he is from absorbing information about him from ITT and also reading through his Wikipedia page but I’m interested in learning more about him and more specifically what he does/did to get into his position and why he’s being supported.

https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2016/02/08/putins-dragon

I think this was the article were I first ever heard about him.

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PC LOAD LETTER
May 23, 2005
WTF?!

Bashez posted:

https://twitter.com/GirkinGirkin/status/1573584735544246273

I don't know anything about guns but this seems sub optimal. This is claiming to be some equipment for mobilized right?

I saw pics of those guns earlier and it just looked external. But some of those vids show the internals and they're apparently all as rusted as bad INSIDE as they are outside.

Which is almost unbelievable but well, Russia.

If it was just external rust and the internals were fine they'd actually still shoot. But those guns are super hosed internally too.

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




https://twitter.com/maxseddon/status/1573685764705193987

https://twitter.com/amenka/status/1573676049216438275

https://twitter.com/jakluge/status/1573673992011104256

https://twitter.com/alexnicest/status/1573672289706598402

https://twitter.com/jakluge/status/1573659378145714180

https://www.kommersant.ru/doc/5580681
5-day “referenda” in occupied parts of mainland Ukraine are reporting 20% turnout for day 1, yesterday.

https://twitter.com/francis_scarr/status/1573615049024880641

https://twitter.com/tadeuszgiczan/status/1573341742354554883

https://twitter.com/maxseddon/status/1573333588338216962

https://twitter.com/jakecordell/status/1573614370155790336

https://twitter.com/maria_shagina/status/1573487835277041676

https://twitter.com/zakavkaza/status/1573449557471645707

https://twitter.com/alexnicest/status/1573434127243792386

https://twitter.com/jakluge/status/1573411872602484738

https://twitter.com/ft/status/1573375365451599872

https://twitter.com/oalexanderdk/status/1573678552117088262

https://twitter.com/mjluxmoore/status/1573639752863125507

@fatherboxx

https://twitter.com/ian_matveev/status/1573664496199077891

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008






Is the reason that Kadyrov says don all the time because he wants to be the new don of the mafia family running Russia? :2bong:

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




spankmeister posted:

Is the reason that Kadyrov says don all the time because he wants to be the new don of the mafia family running Russia? :2bong:

https://twitter.com/johnlechner1/status/1563188908170522625

https://twitter.com/johnlechner1/status/1563188911978885120

https://twitter.com/johnlechner1/status/1563188920849903617

https://twitter.com/johnlechner1/status/1563188925178339328

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008






cinci zoo sniper posted:

Dons per minute off the charts

It was a joke but thanks for the explainer :)

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



So don = knowwhatI’msayin

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Snowy posted:

So don = knowwhatI’msayin

Now I can't stop thinking of Kadyrov as a violent, sociopathic Ernest P. Worrell. Knowwutimean, Vern?

Vincent Van Goatse fucked around with this message at 16:47 on Sep 24, 2022

ummel
Jun 17, 2002

<3 Lowtax

Fun Shoe

Snowy posted:

So don = knowwhatI’msayin

don'cha'know

surf rock
Aug 12, 2007

We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.

I mean, that's the thing about mobilization. It's not just a question of "are these extra soldiers going to help the war effort?" It's also a question of opportunity cost. Every person you toss into the meat grinder was presumably doing some other economically (or in this case, militarily) helpful thing beforehand that won't be happening anymore.

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008






Snowy posted:

So don = knowwhatI’msayin

Like Americans use like

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

surf rock posted:

I mean, that's the thing about mobilization. It's not just a question of "are these extra soldiers going to help the war effort?" It's also a question of opportunity cost. Every person you toss into the meat grinder was presumably doing some other economically (or in this case, militarily) helpful thing beforehand that won't be happening anymore.

Smarter governments have lists of "reserved occupations", meaning people whose civilian jobs are far more important to the country than their possible value as conscripts. Russia does not have a smart government.

Saladman
Jan 12, 2010
What's interesting is even in like, Omsk, assuming the Tweet summary is correct, protesters are telling the cops "come on the bus and die with us in the trenches". So like... ordinary Russians must know that the war is actually pretty high risk to people serving in it, and not a special operation where they're handing out sunflowers to little girls and sacks of flours to their thankful babushkas.

Or maybe it's just a generic thing and people are always like that being drafted, since normally people aren't super fond of suddenly being picked up off the street and sent anywhere for 6+ months, even if they were just sending them to a potato peeling cooking camp outside Moscow? I know I almost lost my poo poo when I thought I'd be forced to be stuck under effective house arrest for indefinite weeks/months for COVID, until fortunately Switzerland didn't go all French and Spanish on freedom of movement so I'd probably be berating cops even if I was picked up to go cut lily flowers in a farm outside Zurich all day for six months.

E: I guess it does at least mean they don't think they're fighting a righteous holy war, since I doubt there were so many protests for like, WW2 drafting? Or at least not that I ever heard about.

Bremen
Jul 20, 2006

Our God..... is an awesome God

Saladman posted:

What's interesting is even in like, Omsk, assuming the Tweet summary is correct, protesters are telling the cops "come on the bus and die with us in the trenches". So like... ordinary Russians must know that the war is actually pretty high risk to people serving in it, and not a special operation where they're handing out sunflowers to little girls and sacks of flours to their thankful babushkas.

Or maybe it's just a generic thing and people are always like that being drafted, since normally people aren't super fond of suddenly being picked up off the street and sent anywhere for 6+ months, even if they were just sending them to a potato peeling cooking camp outside Moscow? I know I almost lost my poo poo when I thought I'd be forced to be stuck under effective house arrest for indefinite weeks/months for COVID, until fortunately Switzerland didn't go all French and Spanish on freedom of movement so I'd probably be berating cops even if I was picked up to go cut lily flowers in a farm outside Zurich all day for six months.

E: I guess it does at least mean they don't think they're fighting a righteous holy war, since I doubt there were so many protests for like, WW2 drafting? Or at least not that I ever heard about.

The people being mobilized tend to be younger, and the younger people are the more connected they tend to be on the internet, which is much harder to control. Those stories you hear about people in Russia refusing to believe stories of Russian atrocities or that the Ukrainians aren't actually being enslaved by their cruel NATO taskmasters tend to be about older Russians.

Zedsdeadbaby
Jun 14, 2008

You have been called out, in the ways of old.
Russians have access to internet and plenty of ways of seeing news, discussion etc from the rest of the world. It's not like China or NK. The people are fully aware of what's going on in Ukraine. They know it's a failing war. That's why the Russian stock market crashed, flights out of Russia sold out, and tens of thousands of men fled straight to the borders.

It's just the older demographic that's very naive and ignorant, I daresay brainwashed.

Kith
Sep 17, 2009

You never learn anything
by doing it right.


https://twitter.com/tarasmi/status/1573369348948885505?s=20&t=Su92hZegaWjlM7kf3tXy5g

i bet this is giving those jellybeans all kinds of morale boosts

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Pizdec
Dec 10, 2012

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Smarter governments have lists of "reserved occupations", meaning people whose civilian jobs are far more important to the country than their possible value as conscripts. Russia does not have a smart government.
That's actually what they're doing, according to this, though I can imagine no one on the ground actually knows the specifics. The Russian MoD seems to make up the rules as they go.

I can only imagine the gigantic shadow industry that's going to crop up around this, with employees begging and paying their bosses to sign the exemption.

Tomn
Aug 23, 2007

And the angel said unto him
"Stop hitting yourself. Stop hitting yourself."
But lo he could not. For the angel was hitting him with his own hands

Kith posted:

https://twitter.com/tarasmi/status/1573369348948885505?s=20&t=Su92hZegaWjlM7kf3tXy5g

i bet this is giving those jellybeans all kinds of morale boosts

I'm not sure that "You are literally a small fry whose destiny is to be eaten" is the morale-boosting message they think it is.

Failboattootoot
Feb 6, 2011

Enough of this nonsense. You are an important mayor and this absurd contraption has wasted enough of your time.

Zedsdeadbaby posted:

Russians have access to internet and plenty of ways of seeing news, discussion etc from the rest of the world. It's not like China or NK. The people are fully aware of what's going on in Ukraine. They know it's a failing war. That's why the Russian stock market crashed, flights out of Russia sold out, and tens of thousands of men fled straight to the borders.

It's just the older demographic that's very naive and ignorant, I daresay brainwashed.

I mean, you don't need to always be online to put 2 and 2 together that if the war was actually going well, mobilization wouldn't be a thing.

PederP
Nov 20, 2009

Pizdec posted:

That's actually what they're doing, according to this, though I can imagine no one on the ground actually knows the specifics. The Russian MoD seems to make up the rules as they go.

I can only imagine the gigantic shadow industry that's going to crop up around this, with employees begging and paying their bosses to sign the exemption.

Yeah, there's going to be a lot of corruption, blackmail and bribery, especially considering that the financial sector is one of the exempted ones.

BattleMaster
Aug 14, 2000

Tomn posted:

I'm not sure that "You are literally a small fry whose destiny is to be eaten" is the morale-boosting message they think it is.

I think the intent is more along the lines of people who were pushing "COVID only has a 1% death rate" to say to people "don't worry, odds are you'll be in the 99%" (while ignoring the ways in which society will be hosed up by either thing)

PT6A
Jan 5, 2006

Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane

BattleMaster posted:

I think the intent is more along the lines of people who were pushing "COVID only has a 1% death rate" to say to people "don't worry, odds are you'll be in the 99%" (while ignoring the ways in which society will be hosed up by either thing)

What's funny is that the same right-wingers who use this logic to justify ignoring COVID, or promoting a draft, will use the same logic in the other direction when it comes to the things they don't like. I think one of the Trump kids used the "1% are poison" analogy with asylum seekers, for example.

There's never any intellectual consistency, there's only their end goals and whatever tortured logic they can use to promote them and achieve them.

Shes Not Impressed
Apr 25, 2004


https://twitter.com/KyivIndependent/status/1573653399408726017?s=20&t=vlvGtF4u0PB4yHtOyJARvw

CeeJee
Dec 4, 2001
Oven Wrangler

I wonder if someone is sending out tons of draft notices to people in vital sectors. That document seems pretty generic and personal data is easily bought.

mrfart
May 26, 2004

Dear diary, today I
became a captain.

CeeJee posted:

I wonder if someone is sending out tons of draft notices to people in vital sectors. That document seems pretty generic and personal data is easily bought.

I was thinking the same thing. It would be funny to start sending these to sons of politicians / oligarchs, even if it’s just to give them a brief scare. Until they figure out it’s fake, they can experience what other people are dealing with every day.

Tomn
Aug 23, 2007

And the angel said unto him
"Stop hitting yourself. Stop hitting yourself."
But lo he could not. For the angel was hitting him with his own hands

mrfart posted:

I was thinking the same thing. It would be funny to start sending these to sons of politicians / oligarchs, even if it’s just to give them a brief scare. Until they figure out it’s fake, they can experience what other people are dealing with every day.

There was that thing earlier where someone pranked Peskov's son by calling him and pretending to be a recruiting officer and watching his response basically go "You know who is my father?"

I say "prank" but it's honestly pretty good psyops I think to do that kind of thing and then spread the recording on Telegram or whatnot. Hey guys, here's how the elite are responding to the draft, how do you feel about you or your family members getting told they gotta go?

Flavahbeast
Jul 21, 2001


OAquinas posted:

As far as "how they will outfit all the recruits," there's one weird trick, quartermasters hate it!

https://mobile.twitter.com/wartranslated/status/1572681274111963136

Self-provisioning!

a lot of this stuff is getting confiscated, apparently:

https://t.me/RSaponkov/3623

machine translation:

Herstory Begins Now
Aug 5, 2003
SOME REALLY TEDIOUS DUMB SHIT THAT SUCKS ASS TO READ ->>
People robbing the mobilized people is incredibly on brand for the Russian military.

pedro0930
Oct 15, 2012
I mean, even during the Iraq War there were drives to get armor and weapons accessories to the troops. If it's not standard or you want something better than the standard issued you'll have to procure it yourselves. And at this point the conscript probably can't expect to get even working weapon.

pedro0930 fucked around with this message at 20:01 on Sep 24, 2022

thekeeshman
Feb 21, 2007

Herstory Begins Now posted:

People robbing the mobilized people is incredibly on brand for the Russian military.

Also incredibly predictable. Bringing anything expensive or useful into the glorified criminal gang that is the Russian army is very dumb, someone is just going to take it from you.

Young Freud
Nov 26, 2006

Flavahbeast posted:

a lot of this stuff is getting confiscated, apparently:

https://t.me/RSaponkov/3623

machine translation:



About to post about this myself.
https://twitter.com/wartranslated/status/1573593225952215040?t=6Q-fD9WcNyPmSpvMLelzBw&s=19

Kinda wondering if some enterprising officers put out that post so they could profit off the general mobilization confusion. But it's more likely that it's just the Russian army being the Russian army dedovshching everyone.

Ynglaur
Oct 9, 2013

The Malta Conference, anyone?

pedro0930 posted:

I mean, even during the Iraq War there were drives to get armor and weapons accessories to the troops. If it's not standard or you want something better than the standard issued you'll have to procure it yourselves. And at this point the conscript probably can't expect to get even working weapon.

Yes, and it was lovely then, too. #askme about uniforms that ripped within days in garrison before we even got on the planes.

I do find it ironic that older Russians seem more inclined to trust the state. Do they not remember the USSR, and the internal jokes about Pravda?

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008






I just think they're in such deep denial, it would be too uncomfortable to deal with the cognitive dissonance.

Warbadger
Jun 17, 2006

Ynglaur posted:

Yes, and it was lovely then, too. #askme about uniforms that ripped within days in garrison before we even got on the planes.

I do find it ironic that older Russians seem more inclined to trust the state. Do they not remember the USSR, and the internal jokes about Pravda?

Shouldn't be surprising, they remember the days of the empire and want to go back to that. Rose tinted glasses, awful current situation, plus a shitload of propaganda both before and after the fall.

Atreiden
May 4, 2008

https://twitter.com/wartranslated/status/1573711929499160576
On one hand the LPR probably got worse gear than the Russian army in general use, on the other hand all the pictures of Russian supply catches coupled with the pictures from the newly mobilized troops.

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




Ynglaur posted:

Yes, and it was lovely then, too. #askme about uniforms that ripped within days in garrison before we even got on the planes.

I do find it ironic that older Russians seem more inclined to trust the state. Do they not remember the USSR, and the internal jokes about Pravda?

They do, but they also have literal PTSD from the 90s, no foreign language skills or digital literacy, nostalgia for a Russian empire, and complete dependence on government handouts for survival, due to crushing poverty most Russian pensioners live in. In addition to simply being in the twilight years of their cognitive ability, worn down by onslaught of propaganda at all times other than the decade of the 90s.

Chalks
Sep 30, 2009

https://twitter.com/RALee85/status/1573754691116318720

Young Freud
Nov 26, 2006

Things seem to be going swimmingly with the mobilization

https://twitter.com/francis_scarr/status/1573657939352723456?t=r7bYaUT_3QSy2D-rcyuK8A&s=19

Also, Kyiv Independent, so grain of salt, but I guess we need to be on the lookout for news of martial law in Russia.https://twitter.com/KyivIndependent/status/1573744702419046404?t=-B-mWmMhd7ilZL_EJpAh3g&s=19

Pizdec
Dec 10, 2012

Young Freud posted:

Kinda wondering if some enterprising officers put out that post so they could profit off the general mobilization confusion. But it's more likely that it's just the Russian army being the Russian army dedovshching everyone.
Who's actually doing the stealing? Their superiors / recruiters, or fellow draftees?

edit -

Warbadger posted:

Shouldn't be surprising, they remember the days of the empire and want to go back to that. Rose tinted glasses, awful current situation, plus a shitload of propaganda both before and after the fall.
Honestly, you get that a lot in post-communist countries. That's where parties like Die Linke, the SLD or the KSČM get most of their voter base.

Pizdec fucked around with this message at 21:00 on Sep 24, 2022

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Alchenar
Apr 9, 2008

The tonal shift from RWA with this tweet story really is something. They sound absolutely broken. The story is extremely sad as well.

https://twitter.com/RWApodcast/status/1573720820400242692

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