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EL BROMANCE posted:With the US warehouse is it likely the Temu orders for Halloween will make it in time for this years? I mean it’s no biggy if not but would be a fun and cheap way to do a bit of decoration. Well they have free return, just abuse their start up fund. I couldn't find any boy costume for my kid.
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stephenthinkpad posted:US goons: Is it weird for anyone else that the reviews are all mixed up? Maybe they're grouped by seller, but these were the reviews for a carpet brush: 
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Betazoid posted:Is it weird for anyone else that the reviews are all mixed up? Maybe they're grouped by seller, but these were the reviews for a carpet brush: I couldn't figure out any pattern there either. The reviews seem almost randomized.
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I ordered a Simple Luminous Mute Clock DIY Stereo Digital Wall Clock Living Room Bedroom Digital Wall Sticker Clock European-Style Went for the one with the Luminous Roman Numerals. Placed order on July 31, arrived today. 68 days. Whatever. https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005004041142081.html Seems to be missing something.  The glow-in-the-dark stickers! And the hands don't glow, so how do you tell the time at night? I've got some luminous (waterproof) tape so I suppose I'll really have to DIY it as per the description. Haven't worked out the "Stereo" part yet, maybe it will come to me. E: this is what I was expecting. 
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coldpudding posted:I have yet to encounter a plug adapter that wasn't dodgy as poo poo, if your device has a standard IEC cable you can just buy a new cable with the appropriate plug on the end. What shits me is things that run on 5v @ sub 2A but come with a fixed plug cord that isn't USB If they just made it USB I could use one of the many many adapters I already have and/or can get locally with proper local certifications. Those travel plug adapters they ship with things are dangerous and poo poo
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there's a reason clive calls them deathdapters, they defeat a bunch of the safety features designed into the regular plugs and outlets. the small ones where you can insert a single leg of a plug and have the other dangling outside are especially bad! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ESIzuV6kdWY
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Blow posted:I ordered a Simple Luminous Mute Clock DIY Stereo Digital Wall Clock Living Room Bedroom Digital Wall Sticker Clock European-Style Lol owned
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I ordered some crap from Temu last night. They already shipped and sent me a USPS tracking number with expected delivery between the 11th and 20th. It shows up in official tracking as label created, as expected. It also says I can get a full refund if it's late.
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Oct 7, 2022 13:36
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I ordered some stuff on temu too, scissors, a cheap pair of shoes, plastic hook things, and two generic small lego sets. It's 12 dollars shipped, I guess they're selling a lot of stuff as loss leaders?
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This temu site is great. Looking at a small vacuum for my car and the reviews show a garlic press.
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codo27 posted:This temu site is great. Looking at a small vacuum for my car and the reviews show a garlic press. I feel like it's triggering some mental issue we have where it overlaps: the thrill of a deal, gambling, the novelty of interesting things, the thrill of possible danger, and the lol factor of it all. I don't know what's happening exactly, but I'm not sure this is healthy for me. Should I buy some more pins to make this feeling going way?
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Oct 8, 2022 02:27
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I like that it says TIME on it, in case anyone is confused. Yes, children, this is an ancient method of TIME measurement from before digital.
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Facebook Aunt posted:I like that it says TIME on it, in case anyone is confused. Yes, children, this is an ancient method of TIME measurement from before digital.
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flavor.flv posted:Lol owned  i no riteThe TIME(x) clock (luminous/stereo) is actually the only thing I've received from Ali that wasn't exactly what I ordered truth be told. My bow collection is looking good! 
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Are they any good? I got a recurve one that shoots bamboo skewers and it works eh ok I guess
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PokeJoe posted:Are they any good? I got a recurve one that shoots bamboo skewers and it works eh ok I guess The little one is fun. It will imbed a bamboo skewer into a pine wood chest of drawers. I thought it may have been a true "compound bow", but I don't really see the mechanical advantage. Not something you would give to kids to play with though. I thought I'd upgrade, so I spent $97 AUD on this one Just arrived! https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005003505944958.html It's exactly what it says on the box. 50 lbs Recurve Bow. Magnesium aluminium alloy, wrist/finger guard, sight etc. Didn't come with arrows, so I just ordered some from eBay.
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Can you eat "food safe" printer ink that came with your aliexpress latte art printer. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xs9F6-ldjDk
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The ink is safe for food, not humans
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i would consider it irresponsible to put anything from aliexpress inside yourself
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Mx. posted:i would consider it irresponsible to put anything from aliexpress inside yourself This
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I'm having a tough time figuring out how this wrist harpoon and reel would work. It seems dangerous. https://www.aliexpress.us/item/2255801119457577.html 
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bar88537 posted:I'm having a tough time figuring out how this wrist harpoon and reel would work. It seems dangerous. Buy this and report back plz
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Oh I think this might be the new thread angle grinder
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make sure to do your best Scorpion "GET OVER HERE!!" impression whenever you launch it
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we keep saying it, but two rules of aliexpress: 1. nothing that goes inside you 2. nothing that, if it were to break, would kill/maim yourself or others. (2) includes things that might end up inside you if they break! this kind of bow is ok: https://www.aliexpress.com/w/wholesale-hair-bow.html this one is ok too: https://www.aliexpress.us/item/2255...0300021232138_1 the kind that shoot arrows are RIGHT OUT
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Achmed Jones posted:we keep saying it, but two rules of aliexpress: 1a is an important subrule - nothing you put yourself inside.
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Achmed Jones posted:we keep saying it, but two rules of aliexpress: Sex machine. Compatible with your mini chainsaw. US $13.55 47%OFF | Electric Screwdriver Sex Machine Electric Drill Automatic Rotate Dildo Penis Vibrator Vaginal Massage Sex Toys Women Masturbator https://a.aliexpress.com/_mquMtPe
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EL BROMANCE posted:1a is an important subrule - nothing you put yourself inside. Is there a large market for fleshlights on Ali? I mean, I know the answer but.
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EL BROMANCE posted:1a is an important subrule - nothing you put yourself inside. Eh, I buy clothing off aliexpress all the time and haven't died yet
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stephenthinkpad posted:Sex machine. Compatible with your mini chainsaw. combining with my drill jigsaw attachment 
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Not that I’m ordering anything off of Ali to put inside myself, but is it really that much of a concern? I’m assuming most of these products are made and sold primarily for the domestic market and China straight up executed the guys who were making bad baby formula over there. Not to mention I’m sure that most of the sex toys coming from Ali are probably 100% identical to what you’d get on Amazon, just in a different box.
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Ali products have no/minimal quality control so even if it's the same machine, lovely product gets sold right next to good and there's no way to know which you're getting when you buy. That shouldn't be a risk anyone takes with their genitals.
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Lord Zedd-Repulsa posted:Ali products have no/minimal quality control so even if it's the same machine, lovely product gets sold right next to good and there's no way to know which you're getting when you buy. That shouldn't be a risk anyone takes with their genitals. Again, certainly not inserting Ali products into my body, but what makes you trust the same product on Amazon? Do you really think the guy that imported anal beads to resell enforced some kind of QC on them? This seems like pure speculation.
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holefoods posted:what makes you trust the same product on Amazon? It would be wise not to trust that either, not to throw our hands up with an “oh well, guess both sides are bad” like they’re the only two options.
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Oh yeah certainly not advocating that. I want some artisanal hand made organic stuff to put inside me.
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MarcusSA posted:Buy this and report back plz
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bar88537 posted:I'm having a tough time figuring out how this wrist harpoon and reel would work. It seems dangerous. It's made to harpoon your wrist obviously. As for sex toys we already had a thread about all the ins and outs of artisanal dildos and the crafting there of.  Dildo thread
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holefoods posted:Again, certainly not inserting Ali products into my body, but what makes you trust the same product on Amazon? Do you really think the guy that imported anal beads to resell enforced some kind of QC on them? This seems like pure speculation. I don't. I deal with company websites.
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