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Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
Although I've been reading WH40k books for years I'm still so far behind that I don't know what primaris space marines are. Don't tell me, I'll get to them some day.

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Sextro
Aug 23, 2014

That’s just the fan name for the recent space marine tabletop releases with corrected scale, they’re not really important.

AndyElusive
Jan 7, 2007

Sextro posted:

That’s just the fan name for the recent space marine tabletop releases with corrected scale, they’re not really important.

Other than how the Imperium literally revive Chapters that have been destroyed or on the verge with Primaris Marines.

OPAONI
Jul 23, 2021

AndyElusive posted:

Other than how the Imperium literally revive Chapters that have been destroyed or on the verge with Primaris Marines.

I hope they do Lamenters and it happens AGAIN.

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

Dick Trauma posted:

Although I've been reading WH40k books for years I'm still so far behind that I don't know what primaris space marines are. Don't tell me, I'll get to them some day.

Marines that wear taller shoes

wiegieman
Apr 22, 2010

Royalty is a continuous cutting motion


OPAONI posted:

I hope they do Lamenters and it happens AGAIN.

Lamenters don't get to not be cursed. It's the rules.

Benagain
Oct 10, 2007

Can you see that I am serious?
Fun Shoe
what if they're just mildly cursed, are they Grumblers or Gruntled or what.

FPyat
Jan 17, 2020
Remember the bullies and jocks that stuffed your favorite space marine protagonists in the locker back in school? Now they're space marines too.

OPAONI
Jul 23, 2021

wiegieman posted:

Lamenters don't get to not be cursed. It's the rules.

Make it a framing story where a presentation is given to Gulliman about the loss of a whole chapter. The last surviving OG lamenter can be dragged out of whatever Deathwatch Closet he's been hiding in and given a whole chapter of Primaris dudes. His reasonable paranoia causes the loss of the chapter. Guilliman gets a headache.

Telsa Cola
Aug 19, 2011

No... this is all wrong... this whole operation has just gone completely sidewaysface

OPAONI posted:

Make it a framing story where a presentation is given to Gulliman about the loss of a whole chapter. The last surviving OG lamenter can be dragged out of whatever Deathwatch Closet he's been hiding in and given a whole chapter of Primaris dudes. His reasonable paranoia causes the loss of the chapter. Guilliman gets a headache.

Nah, whole novelette is about the big ol thing Primaris marines struggle with which is figuring out what their chapter is all about and fitting in. The last OG Lamenter sacrifices themselves with a bang at the end shouting the chapter war cry to save all the Prmaris and it finally clicks for them.

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

Telsa Cola posted:

Nah, whole novelette is about the big ol thing Primaris marines struggle with which is figuring out what their chapter is all about and fitting in. The last OG Lamenter sacrifices themselves with a bang at the end shouting the chapter war cry to save all the Prmaris and it finally clicks for them.

Later they all die in an unrelated Hrud accident

D-Pad
Jun 28, 2006

Golden Demon winners. There are some truly ridiculous skills being shown off here:

https://www.warhammer-community.com/2022/10/04/heres-every-incredible-golden-demon-winner-at-warhammer-world/

Deptfordx
Dec 23, 2013

If you don't make it a collection of short stories. Each of which ends with the Lamenters being comically wiped out, and having to be refounded again, then what are you even doing?

Z the IVth
Jan 28, 2009

The trouble with your "expendable machines"
Fun Shoe
OG Scythes of the Emperor wiped themselves out so that the Primaris could refound the chapter. They were corrupted by genestealers.

Arquinsiel
Jun 1, 2006

"There is no such thing as society. There are individual men and women, and there are families. And no government can do anything except through people, and people must look to themselves first."

God Bless Margaret Thatcher
God Bless England
RIP My Iron Lady

OPAONI posted:

I hope they do Lamenters and it happens AGAIN.
They've actually had several companies of Primaris sent to join them but they keep having increasingly unlikely mishaps while in transit and they never quite arrive for some reason.

OPAONI
Jul 23, 2021

Deptfordx posted:

If you don't make it a collection of short stories. Each of which ends with the Lamenters being comically wiped out, and having to be refounded again, then what are you even doing?

That was my general idea.

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

Got any deathsticks?
Not really book related yet but the new Cadian shock trooper models are pure sex.

Calax
Oct 5, 2011

Z the IVth posted:

OG Scythes of the Emperor wiped themselves out so that the Primaris could refound the chapter. They were corrupted by genestealers.

In this vein, I think the Soul Drinkers were re-founded by Guilliman.

Cooked Auto
Aug 4, 2007

Arc Hammer posted:

Not really book related yet but the new Cadian shock trooper models are pure sex.

I can't believe you're ignoring the full reveal of the new Kasrkin as the best glow up ever. :colbert:

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

Got any deathsticks?

Cooked Auto posted:

I can't believe you're ignoring the full reveal of the new Kasrkin as the best glow up ever. :colbert:

Kasrkin always looked cool so their new models are like jumping from a 9 to a 10. The regular shock troops are going from like a 7 to 11.

Siivola
Dec 23, 2012

I'm listening to Guy Haley's Dark Imperium and it's so deeply frustrating. Every time Haley mentions that the Imperium sucks, he reflexively adds "unlike Ultramar, where they have hospitals!" and the joke seems to be that Ultramar also sucks? But I can't tell if Haley's joking or if he sincerely thinks Roberto G's going to unfuck the Imperium through reason and logic.

Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Siivola posted:

I'm listening to Guy Haley's Dark Imperium and it's so deeply frustrating. Every time Haley mentions that the Imperium sucks, he reflexively adds "unlike Ultramar, where they have hospitals!" and the joke seems to be that Ultramar also sucks? But I can't tell if Haley's joking or if he sincerely thinks Roberto G's going to unfuck the Imperium through reason and logic.

It’s hope, and hope can be both a good thing and a dangerous thing.

Also I think in general when not being invaded Ultramar is actually a decent place to live. Some Inquisitor even mentioned that it’s like the only place they ever traveled to where the minds of people they’d read when encountered weren’t terrified of them.

Cooked Auto
Aug 4, 2007

Arc Hammer posted:

Kasrkin always looked cool so their new models are like jumping from a 9 to a 10. The regular shock troops are going from like a 7 to 11.

Good, or else there would've been trouble.

https://www.warhammer-community.com/2022/10/09/sunday-preview-kill-team-expands-middle-earth-heroes-return-and-new-hobby-tools/

Next weekend sees a slew of books going up for pre-order. Including the War of the Fang reprint, Marc Collins' Rogue Trader book (Void King), AoS Horror novel Briardark, and paperback version of The Twice Dead King: Reign.

bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

I love peeps
Nap Ghost
it is kinda weird that they have the fuckup loser space marine chapter (lamenters) and no fuckup loser imperial guard regiments, despite the fact that they're just some dudes and not geneforged supersoldiers

bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

I love peeps
Nap Ghost
i guess the last chancers are vaguely close, but they win too much

Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

bob dobbs is dead posted:

it is kinda weird that they have the fuckup loser space marine chapter (lamenters) and no fuckup loser imperial guard regiments, despite the fact that they're just some dudes and not geneforged supersoldiers

The fuckup units are penal battalions. Also I don’t think fuckup units last too long in the IG.

Shockeh
Feb 24, 2009

Now be a dear and
fuck the fuck off.

bob dobbs is dead posted:

it is kinda weird that they have the fuckup loser space marine chapter (lamenters) and no fuckup loser imperial guard regiments, despite the fact that they're just some dudes and not geneforged supersoldiers

I think there's lot of them, just they all die. Space Marines are expensive, so that poo poo gets replaced.

bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

I love peeps
Nap Ghost
i mean actual concrete ones in the books and models

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


bob dobbs is dead posted:

it is kinda weird that they have the fuckup loser space marine chapter (lamenters) and no fuckup loser imperial guard regiments, despite the fact that they're just some dudes and not geneforged supersoldiers

The Lamenters are super fuckups because they're magic geneforged boys, not in spite of it. They were part of an experiment to remove the Blood Angels' curse of the Black Rage. Which sort of worked!

They just got a new one instead.

wiegieman
Apr 22, 2010

Royalty is a continuous cutting motion


A lot of screwups happen when the Imperium tries to mess with Astartes because they don't really understand how much of it is purely physical and how much is Warp poo poo related to their Primarchs.

Nuclear War
Nov 7, 2012

You're a pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty girl

bob dobbs is dead posted:

it is kinda weird that they have the fuckup loser space marine chapter (lamenters) and no fuckup loser imperial guard regiments, despite the fact that they're just some dudes and not geneforged supersoldiers

Wasn't there a famously unlucky clone regiment or something? super awesome fighters until they had weird accidents or the like. i vaguely remember this.

bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

I love peeps
Nap Ghost

Nuclear War posted:

Wasn't there a famously unlucky clone regiment or something? super awesome fighters until they had weird accidents or the like. i vaguely remember this.

poo poo i remember it too, let me look it up

The_Other
Dec 28, 2012

Welcome Back, Galaxy Geek.

Nuclear War posted:

Wasn't there a famously unlucky clone regiment or something? super awesome fighters until they had weird accidents or the like. i vaguely remember this.

Maybe your thinking of the Afriel Strain?

From the Lexicanum:

quote:

The Afriel Strain was a shadowy experimental process which used genetic material from a number of the Imperium's greatest heroes to, in effect, make clones of them. The legendary Macharius was among the individuals replicated in this manner. This created warriors who were mentally superior to any regular Guardsman, albeit prone to disaster.

The Afriel Strain was an attempt to create the perfect soldier, though it resulted in unforeseen mishaps. For no reason that their creators could ascertain, the Afriels appeared to attract the animosity of other warriors and suffer from the most appalling bad luck. In each case when the Afriel Strain has been fielded, it has met with a period of success for its soldiers are undoubtedly superior. This superiority is not particularly in physical terms, but mentally, as they show absolutely no fear in combat. This initial period of success was always followed by the rapid decline and eventual destruction of the regiment. Nonetheless, whoever the creators of the Afriel Strain may be, they continue to experiment, fielding their "perfect soldiers" across the war zones of the Imperium.

Afriels are universally albino, with pale hair, alabaster skin and colorless eyes, something that only provokes the hatred of others.

bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

I love peeps
Nap Ghost
afriel strain

https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Afriel_Strain

efb

Siivola
Dec 23, 2012

Marshal Prolapse posted:

It’s hope, and hope can be both a good thing and a dangerous thing.

Also I think in general when not being invaded Ultramar is actually a decent place to live. Some Inquisitor even mentioned that it’s like the only place they ever traveled to where the minds of people they’d read when encountered weren’t terrified of them.
The thing is, the main reason I enjoyed The Carrion Throne was the blanchitsu insanity of Terra and the conflict between the Inquisition protags and the criminals they're chasing. Wraight clearly gets the setting and knows how to write fun protagonists in such a way that even the cheap seats (that's me) get that the Inquisition is bad, actually.

Compared to that, Haley's btreatment of RG is, I don't know, kind of disappointing? Positioned between the superstition and insanity of the old Imperial institution and the existential threat of Chaos, he ends up framed as exactly the kind of good guy GW insists doesn't exist in the setting. This guy's a technocratic despot who likes huge concrete parade grounds and giving speeches, and it's really annoying how Haley has chosen only the most breathlessly adoring viewpoints.

Arquinsiel
Jun 1, 2006

"There is no such thing as society. There are individual men and women, and there are families. And no government can do anything except through people, and people must look to themselves first."

God Bless Margaret Thatcher
God Bless England
RIP My Iron Lady

bob dobbs is dead posted:

it is kinda weird that they have the fuckup loser space marine chapter (lamenters) and no fuckup loser imperial guard regiments, despite the fact that they're just some dudes and not geneforged supersoldiers
The Necromundan 8th.

Dog_Meat
May 19, 2013

Sephyr posted:

I remember there also being a short story about Kharn interrogating a loyalist Thousand Son who basically goes "Oh, the Nails? Dude, super easy to remove with psykerism, we can do that in a week!" but of course Kharn gets angry and kills him and ohnoes tragic!

"Yah, I know the frikkin' Emperor himself took your primarch back to Terra, laid him out cold on a table and applied the greatest scientific and magic minds alongside his own rather specialised skillset to see if they could fix the damage and decided it was impossible, but I'm pretty sure I know what he should have done..."

<then Crawl turns out to have already found a fix because the Emperor himself asked him to have a look when he got 5 minutes spare 10,000 years ago>

HerpicleOmnicron5
May 31, 2013

How did this smug dummkopf ever make general?


Siivola posted:

Compared to that, Haley's btreatment of RG is, I don't know, kind of disappointing? Positioned between the superstition and insanity of the old Imperial institution and the existential threat of Chaos, he ends up framed as exactly the kind of good guy GW insists doesn't exist in the setting. This guy's a technocratic despot who likes huge concrete parade grounds and giving speeches, and it's really annoying how Haley has chosen only the most breathlessly adoring viewpoints.

Thing with RG is that he's earnest, he sees himself as an enlightened statesman but he also believes that hard men must do hard things for the greater good. He's bad, but he's not awful. He's a much closer flavour of bad to modern people than most of the other caricatures. He likes those parade grounds and the speeches because of the impact they have on the people, not just to pump up his ego. He believes in education and healthcare for the masses, so that he has a flexible pool of professionals to draw from and an ever expanding population, as well as to attract more professionals to Ultramar/Imperium Secundus. Haley's failure, which is where Abnett really succeeds with RG, is in not dousing his portrayal of him in a deep depression at everything falling apart. He instead comes across as just a busybody protagonist.

Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

HerpicleOmnicron5 posted:

Thing with RG is that he's earnest, he sees himself as an enlightened statesman but he also believes that hard men must do hard things for the greater good. He's bad, but he's not awful. He's a much closer flavour of bad to modern people than most of the other caricatures. He likes those parade grounds and the speeches because of the impact they have on the people, not just to pump up his ego. He believes in education and healthcare for the masses, so that he has a flexible pool of professionals to draw from and an ever expanding population, as well as to attract more professionals to Ultramar/Imperium Secundus. Haley's failure, which is where Abnett really succeeds with RG, is in not dousing his portrayal of him in a deep depression at everything falling apart. He instead comes across as just a busybody protagonist.

Honestly, that’s why I like RG a beacon of light in a time of near eternal darkness. I mean I’ve said it before, but, excluding Invasions Ultramar seems like a decent place to live. Yes, it’s a dictatorship (or military junta perhaps), but regardless of Station you can advance and that knowledge and skill is valued far more then blood. I will say I agree that I think it’s important to show how depressed he is about everything going on, but not quite hopeless, if only because we know for a fact the guy is a logistical genius and tactically extremely competent. I mean a lot of his reforms could one day ensure that a 10 second delay on a ship landing on Terra doesn’t cause 5 million people to starve.

Keep in mind I also like to darkbright the Imperium, not because of a love of not cool things, but because of the lost hope and potential, and because of RG, who is not psychotic. Also it is nice to see Terra led by someone who isn’t a potential descendent of a Russian general…and cherubs creep him out. He’s like the last link to a potential age of reason and science and this time his dad can’t goof poo poo up as much.

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Dog_Meat
May 19, 2013

Marshal Prolapse posted:

…and cherubs creep him out.

I've not read much of the RG returned stuff, but someone else in the thread mentioned him being creeped out by servitors. Which I found odd as they were in the 30k era and a fundamental part of imperial structure, right? But cherubs makes a bit more sense.

What's this from, anyway? Is there a passage that can be posted up?

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