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Tomn posted:Well, if you insist, lemme tell you about the worst cook I've ever had, bar none. Wow, Buckman from the documentary "Down Periscope" really hit some hard times.
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Tomn posted:Well, if you insist, lemme tell you about the worst cook I've ever had, bar none. What's his username?
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# ? Oct 20, 2022 15:00 |
Outrail posted:What's his username? Chumshitter
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# ? Oct 20, 2022 21:07 |
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Escape From Noise posted:Oh man. I worked mobile canning until I was near the end of my probationary period. Then they shitcanned me. I was really depressed about it at the time but that job was killing me and was the reason I started having panic attacks. So in the end it was one of the better things to happen to me. Jesus gently caress, I'm sorry to hear that. Sounds a lot like the mobile canning company my last brewery worked with - they started off great with qualified people and good service, but they hemorrhaged people terribly and within a year and a half it was just the owners themselves operating the thing, poorly, without maintaining it. And to save money the owner of the brewery (who was nicknamed Billy Vader because he never paid any of the brewery's necessary bills and invoices) had them teach me how to operate it so the actual mobile canners could drop it off and gently caress off on vacation or whatever it is they did - they were never ever in town when I was actually operating it and needed assistance. And they always dropped it off in terrible shape and never seemed to maintain it, so every time we canned I spent the first two hours (and probably a barrel of beer) troubleshooting it and coming close to a coronary. They ultimately sold the whole system to a neighboring brewery and I hope they lost their asses on it.
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# ? Oct 20, 2022 21:11 |
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Escape From Noise posted:Lol. I said good morning to the head chef as I passed by the kitchen this morning and got the silent treatment. I wonder what the little baby is filling his diaper up over today. Not enough to ask though. I don't really care anymore. A lot of chefs are loving weird about saying good morning. And about the word chef. And about where cooks take their lunch break. We just make food, why are so many people psychotic?
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Society
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Animal-Mother posted:A lot of chefs are loving weird about saying good morning. And about the word chef. And about where cooks take their lunch break. Are they pro or anti milk crate at the back door
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evilpicard posted:Are they pro or anti milk crate at the back door Where the gently caress else are you gonna sit and have a smoke?
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Escape From Noise posted:Lol. I said good morning to the head chef as I passed by the kitchen this morning and got the silent treatment. I wonder what the little baby is filling his diaper up over today. Not enough to ask though. I don't really care anymore. Start calling him "Cook" when you address him
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# ? Oct 20, 2022 22:25 |
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evilpicard posted:Are they pro or anti milk crate at the back door My chef's current temper tantrum involves telling all of us we're not allowed to take our breaks outside. He says, "Covid is over. You all eat at this one table. No going outside, I need to be able to find people quickly." If I'm on my break, you don't need to find me for poo poo, boss man.
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Machai posted:Chumshitter
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Machai posted:Chumshitter https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_ogzbodL2I
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Animal-Mother posted:A lot of chefs are loving weird about saying good morning. And about the word chef. And about where cooks take their lunch break. Yeah. I don't know. I don't even work in the goddamn kitchen. This guy also flipped out at me because he didn't hear me say good morning or whatever. I don't address him as chef. I don't know if other people do either. I'm not sure what the deal is with that here.
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Escape From Noise posted:I'm gonna check with the equipment supplier about a solution.
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# ? Oct 21, 2022 01:04 |
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Tomn posted:Well, if you insist, lemme tell you about the worst cook I've ever had, bar none. Under Seige 2
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Splicer posted:That's straight up theft though Yep. It made me think about the time he "joked" about me not leaving my Bluetooth speaker out or he'd take it. Fortunately, that's not gonna happen. I've left it in the brewery before, but this isn't his "domain".
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Escape From Noise posted:Yeah. I don't know. I don't even work in the goddamn kitchen. This guy also flipped out at me because he didn't hear me say good morning or whatever. I don't address him as chef. I don't know if other people do either. I'm not sure what the deal is with that here. My last boss would get so butthurt that I didn't yell good morning 40 yards across the parking lot and interrupt his morning meeting with the farm crew when I pulled up. Waving when people looked over so as not to interrupt did not count.
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# ? Oct 21, 2022 03:40 |
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Last week our CEO decided to have a company all hands announcing our return to work (in phases, one day a week for now, will surely be two, three or four) in two weeks. Legit pushback from mostly everyone (why did he leave chat open and not mute people is beyond me) about productivity, headcount, etc and it wound up with him getting mad and cutting the call short. Of course he had COVID and was working from home. A fine sampling of questions and their ridiculous answers. We moved from 100% in the office to 100% telework in March of 2020 and have been working from home since, our numbers, metrics, productivity, everything is up way higher than it was when we were in the office. Why are you asking for people to "Raise their hand" and you'll call on them to ask questions when there are like 25 legit questions in the chat? *no answer because we didn't "raise our hand and be called on"* You said COVID was over but you caught it and gave it to your assistant, who also is working form home and is *too sick to come to work today*. Don't you think that's a problem? *no answer* What if you're immune compromised? Can you get a waiver? You have to apply for a reasonable accommodation (which can take months) If you don't like the new arrangement? You can leave. But what about our competitors who are offering 100% remote positions doing the same work? Don't you think that it might hurt recruiting new folks if our telework policy sucks? Doesn't care. He's the boss, what he says goes. What about morale that tanked immediately when we had the call? Well you knew it was coming eventually. I believe folks work better in the office. But folks work better in our industry from home. Here's studies 1 2 and 3 showing how productivity is better and our own numbers are showing that. What data backs up the productivity increase with return to work, especially if we're anticipating increased turnover due to the new policy? *ignores question* Well why don't you let the people who want to go to the office and collaborate do that and let people who want to telework stay home? Well that's age discrimination (?) because the older folks work better in person. (But the older folks are who are pushing this return to work stuff). Also (and i swear to god this was one of the stupidest things he said) WHAT IF YOU WORK FROM HOME AND THE POWER GOES OUT WHAT THEN. What about people with dependent care,, etc that have been working the last two years with no issues? They're going to need to work something out, we are all reporting back to the office. Why are you so mad? (didn't ask that but I wish I did) Basically he lost a lot of respect from the workforce and left looking like a clown. My office's director is all for letting us work from home so I don't think his edict is going to stick. Also we had a few quislings going "yay! i can't wait to go back into the office!" including one grumpy woman from my office who I knew had a giant smirk on her face when she "stuck it to us young folks who want to work from home." Plus he did it at the end of the week (nothing like a mandatory company wide zoom meeting right before I start my weekend) so he just got everyone twisted right before they had the weekend to stew about it. Verdugo fucked around with this message at 04:05 on Oct 21, 2022 |
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Atticus_1354 posted:My last boss would get so butthurt that I didn't yell good morning 40 yards across the parking lot and interrupt his morning meeting with the farm crew when I pulled up. Waving when people looked over so as not to interrupt did not count. Sounds like a job for Megaphone Man
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Verdugo posted:You have to apply for a reasonable accommodation (which can take months) Ahhhhhh hahahahaha yea if they take months to make ADA accommodations they’re loving BEGGING for a lawsuit. When that accommodation has severe health consequences that someone could reasonably suffer long term and/or cause PTSD… well some plaintiffs lawyer just got a boner somewhere
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Atticus_1354 posted:My last boss would get so butthurt that I didn't yell good morning 40 yards across the parking lot and interrupt his morning meeting with the farm crew when I pulled up. Waving when people looked over so as not to interrupt did not count. Even when I worked at public schools in rural Japan they'd just remind me if I forgot oor whatever. Except for the one elementary school teacher who hated me and was a huge dick. I hear he's a principal now. It is kind of cracking me up that the 40 year old who always shits on the younger part timers was less mature about a gift then they're being about his childish behavior.
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# ? Oct 21, 2022 04:59 |
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Can I just post a self indulgent whine about how I got a job in my field doing exactly the same role but for the private sector not public with vastly improved conditions and more than tripled my wages only to catch Influenza A, recover from that, and then catch covid two weeks later.
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# ? Oct 21, 2022 06:50 |
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Outrail posted:Sounds like a job for Megaphone Man I'm imagining barging into every morning meeting he has for a week doing my best Yeezy impression. "Boss boss, i'ma let you finish, but first I just gotta say, Good Morning! " See who cracks first. Extra row of tits posted:Can I just post a self indulgent whine about how I got a job in my field doing exactly the same role but for the private sector not public with vastly improved conditions and more than tripled my wages only to catch Influenza A, recover from that, and then catch covid two weeks later.
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Verdugo posted:Also we had a few quislings going "yay! i can't wait to go back into the office!" including one grumpy woman from my office who I knew had a giant smirk on her face when she "stuck it to us young folks who want to work from home." Found the tech illiterate office gossip queen
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Tomn posted:Well, if you insist, lemme tell you about the worst cook I've ever had, bar none. This isn't THAT far out of normal sea cook behavior!
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I had gotten really hopeful about some job interviews i did a few weeks ago, but i appear to have blown those interviews. My company ceo is going full speed ahead on having us all crosstrain on all the equipment. So, that does mean that if i keep my job for a while longer, i’ll get trained to use an Icp-ms, an hplc, a gcms, and maybe even an aas system Which will help me gtfo
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Don’t get confused and eat the AAS.
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rotinaj posted:I had gotten really hopeful about some job interviews i did a few weeks ago, but i appear to have blown those interviews. My company ceo is going full speed ahead on having us all crosstrain on all the equipment. I'm not sure what you are an expert in currently, but many of that is valuable experience. UPLC-MS (especially peptides and oligos), GC-MS is extremely valuable in particular. ICPMS was more valuable a few years ago when 232 was being implemented, but not so much anymore. I built my analytical RD career on HPLC, ICPMS, charged aerosol detectors, and MS. That technical base eventually got me into management.
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I went into management off a 20 year career in software dev. I found myelf totally unprepared. Would you say that you are actually good in managment?
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And if you suck at managing (*turns monitor on*), some sort of technical lead might work too.
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demonicon posted:I went into management off a 20 year career in software dev. I found myelf totally unprepared. Would you say that you are actually good in managment? No, but I'll figure it out given that manager track pays way more than an IC.
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TheSpartacus posted:No, but I'll figure it out given that manager track pays way more than an IC. Yeah this is the basic problem with tech leadership. You can't change it on your own so might as well go get that manager money.
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TheSpartacus posted:No, but I'll figure it out given that manager track pays way more than an IC. I did IC to Manager but then id been line managing folk as a lead for a while anyway. As long as you can resisi calling people dipshits then you're probably good. 20 years of dealing with corporate bullshit as an engineer sets you up to manage that element for folk at least.
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Aramoro posted:I did IC to Manager but then id been line managing folk as a lead for a while anyway. It's actually quite entertaining to find the most elegant, formal, deniable way possible to call someone an utter loving dipshit, yea, an ur-dipshit, lord and progenitor of shits and friend to dips in their secret homes and ways. Like, "Although it is clear that there are many things competing for your time, would it be possible for you to share with me the policy or theory underlying the recent decision to do X?" = JUSTIFY YOURSELF OR REPENT, COWARD! Or, "while this approach is certainly boldly aspirational, and will be treated with all the respect it deserves, it might be worth taking the time to seek the input of a broader group of stakeholders in order to ensure wider applicability." = UR A DIPSHIT, DIPSHIT. Atopian fucked around with this message at 09:30 on Oct 24, 2022 |
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Atopian posted:It's actually quite entertaining to find the most elegant, formal, deniable way possible to call someone an utter loving dipshit, yea, an ur-dipshit, lord and progenitor of shits and friend to dips in their secret homes and ways. Or you can quote chapter and verse of the work instructions/ process in question. That's how I call managers and tech fellows dipshits (then the spec gets changed because you're not supposed to exploit the loophole like that! )
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# ? Oct 24, 2022 12:13 |
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You can do like my boss does and continue to be an IC and not manage at all.
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Got within spitting distance of naming my tropical IPA after a Naked Raygun song. Now...if I can somehow trick everyone into naming the Biere de Nöel after a Locust song...
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Atopian posted:It's actually quite entertaining to find the most elegant, formal, deniable way possible to call someone an utter loving dipshit, yea, an ur-dipshit, lord and progenitor of shits and friend to dips in their secret homes and ways. I call it professionalese, and I do agree that it's satisfying as fuuuuuck lol. At my last job in Boston when I was running a tissue bank, this one researcher thought she was the most important fuckin person and get research took precedent over anyone else's. She emailed me requesting a huge amount of tissue for a grant due in like two weeks, and when I replied "yeah that's not gonna happen but I'll get to you as quickly as I can" she replied in one email saying that she's more important than everyone else and that I need to figure out how to do my job Betty so she can always be accommodated. I emailed her back very professionally telling her, "I'm not your personal tissue bank, you research doesn't mean poo poo to me, we have clear guidelines about timelines for requesting tissue and if you don't like them here's another place to request tissue that will probably take about a year" but in professionalese. She immediately backtracked and tried to butter me up and essentially bribe me instead, to get the tissue faster, which also didn't work, lol
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Salami Surgeon posted:You can do like my boss does and continue to be an IC and not manage at all. That can be annoying especially when approvals run through a manager or you need direction on something. People get into those roles sometimes just because of technical competency and they never really drop what they were doing before being promoted. That tendency is part of why my company gives you titles based on your level and business function. You can be a manager level person without any direct reports depending on what you are supposed to be doing. If you have nothing but shared services working your programs then you won't have anyone in your tree, so instead of trying to make you a people manager they just let you continue being an IC with a different title.
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Lol my permissions all got pulled a week early so my computer is basically bricked. On the other hand, I'm not doing any work today because of that.
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