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Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Kharnifex posted:

I got your number down at the dmv

From Chaplain Crabtree?

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Riptor
Apr 13, 2003

here's to feelin' good all the time

Gonz posted:

From Chaplain Crabtree?

From Old Ironsides. Real straight shooter

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
I知 gonna destroy everything I see. I知 gonna be there in five minutes. Thank you for supporting Downtown Digital Destruction. We appreciate your business.

Gonz fucked around with this message at 07:44 on Sep 28, 2022

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord
Cave in the winds... It's a magical, labyrinthian attraction

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.
We've unearthed numerous scrolls that need to be interpreted

Scruffyhawk
Jun 30, 2005

FHNNNNNNN
Ramrod XTreme
put josh on

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord

Scruffyhawk posted:

put josh on

NO!

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
What are your opinions on rubber bands?

DropsySufferer
Nov 9, 2008

Impractical practicality
Do you have Turtle Pleasure?

Chrpno
Apr 17, 2006

DropsySufferer posted:

Do you have Turtle Pleasure?

you're startin' to get strange again here

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Chrpno posted:

you're startin' to get strange again here

I知 ready to talk regular.

Do you have any Sha Na Na or Hee-Haw?

Riptor
Apr 13, 2003

here's to feelin' good all the time

Chrpno posted:

you're startin' to get strange again here

No one in Alabama talks like this

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord
Taurus JUDGE

Chrpno
Apr 17, 2006

That one time LPC gets out-cooled and out-deadpanned by the Orange Julius girl:

LPC: You got that sniagrab, or whut

OJG: What is that?

LPC: Isn't it the flavour of the month?

OJG: I heard it was lemon. :geno:

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Saw this house flipper show when I was going through the channels earlier this evening, and for a split second before my brain processed the full title, I was excited that Dugan Nash and/or Orville Sash had been given their own house flipper show on cable TV.

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.
Can I tap into your septic tank? Got some structural issues here at home

bagmonkey
May 13, 2003




Grimey Drawer
I'm Bender, with Homonena

Chrpno
Apr 17, 2006

So I just flipped over to a Jeopardy rerun for the final question, and there's good old Alex Trebek... asking a question about the Yucatan peninsula. It was meant to be

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Chrpno posted:

So I just flipped over to a Jeopardy rerun for the final question, and there's good old Alex Trebek... asking a question about the Yucatan peninsula. It was meant to be

Perfect.

The universe works in mysterious ways.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

bagmonkey posted:

I'm Bender, with Homonena

This is Heath Rubbit, calling from The Trapezoid of Discovery. I知 calling to ask who you池e voting for this election cycle?

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"


You池e going to jail over these toilets. You got it?

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


I got two fists for two lips!

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

Chrpno posted:

So I just flipped over to a Jeopardy rerun for the final question, and there's good old Alex Trebek... asking a question about the Yucatan peninsula. It was meant to be

It's Thailand now, so I don't know what Siam is

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

You're just gonna have to double time it, double time to the office. Quit lollygaggin and we'll get this resolved today.

Kharnifex
Sep 11, 2001

The Banter is better in AusGBS
Yucatan fuckaman

Riptor
Apr 13, 2003

here's to feelin' good all the time

potee posted:

It's Thailand now, so I don't know what Siam is

Sod?!?

cohsae
Jun 19, 2015

I'm trying to get fitted out like a... swamp donkey
I'm a shepherd, I lead the cheaearge

Stage Beans
May 16, 2007

why are you loving SWEARING at me

Electro-Boogie Jack
Nov 22, 2006
bagger mcguirk sent me.

has anyone ever put together a youtube compilation of LPC threats? i want to hear an hour of people being told that they're about to get bumped into each other, spun around, and picked up and put back down

Ralph Hurley
Aug 3, 2009

:barf::sweep::zoid:



I知 gonna make bird seed outa your face

Ingmar terdman
Jul 24, 2006

Take a branch to your jaw

Beat yer butt

mutantIke
Oct 24, 2022

Born in '04
Certified Zoomer
Like an analog dog toy

Deep Glove Bruno
Sep 4, 2015

yung swamp thang
about seventy five times

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
What if I took, uh, the palm of my hand...and just shoved it right underneath your chin bone?

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord
Nautical Entombment

Riptor
Apr 13, 2003

here's to feelin' good all the time

Electro-Boogie Jack posted:

has anyone ever put together a youtube compilation of LPC threats? i want to hear an hour of people being told that they're about to get bumped into each other, spun around, and picked up and put back down

You are going to be tumbling through ointment very shortly

Chrpno
Apr 17, 2006

I'm gonna claw at you like a Kodiak bear, Holmes.

JAMOOOL
Oct 18, 2004

:qq: I LOVE TWO AND HALF MEN!! YOU 20 SOMETHINGS ARE JUST TOO CYNICAL TO UNDERSTAND IT!!:qq:
god I love how random LPC moments just randomly pop in your head like the bit where he calls some dude and keeps saying "I need your huyo huyo" in an accent that would be offensive to 7 different nationalities

mutantIke
Oct 24, 2022

Born in '04
Certified Zoomer
whenever I walk past an Orange Julius I wonder if they have any new colors

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Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007



I got a retro style. I hang glide and I need pro shots taken. Period; end of sentence.

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