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Wormskull posted:I heard this phrase from Ed Ed And Eddy “something something turn your left foot right” so I told one of the fat kids on the football team to try turning his left foot right during Hills (high stepping up and down a hill) and God bless him he did, and fell down the hill causing us all have to do like 15 extra ones lol. Muslim Bob w/tiny hat perched on 0.5cm of his head: My friend, you will know countless atrocities and scream upon visiting the most holy place for this. Inshallah.
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Fargield posted:Played game boy and doodled on the tithe offering envelope during mass lol this. but at a baptist church.
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Daikatana Ritsu posted:Muslim Bob w/tiny hat perched on 0.5cm of his head: My friend, you will know countless atrocities and scream upon visiting the most holy place for this. Inshallah. lmfao
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tmfc posted:irish catholic + midwesterner combo, giving me incredibly powerful levels of guilt and self-loathing. was a choir and altar boy briefly, played one season of basketball in 4th grade and got a special pity mvp award for being fat but still trying really hard and showing up to every practice. that's the kind of energy i put toward video games now it's not your fault ----------------
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Wormskull posted:I heard this phrase from Ed Ed And Eddy “something something turn your left foot right” so I told one of the fat kids on the football team to try turning his left foot right during Hills (high stepping up and down a hill) and God bless him he did, and fell down the hill causing us all have to do like 15 extra ones lol. laughing unreasonably hard at this for some reason
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Wormskull posted:I heard this phrase from Ed Ed And Eddy “something something turn your left foot right” so I told one of the fat kids on the football team to try turning his left foot right during Hills (high stepping up and down a hill) and God bless him he did, and fell down the hill causing us all have to do like 15 extra ones lol. lol
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i know ive posted this before but i had never heard of god or jesus until i was 10 years old
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literally the only religious tradition my family follows nowadays is no red meat on good friday. every other day is just 24-7 heresy, but we've never quite been able to shake that one final vestige of guilt.
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can an ik or something grant me this avatar. i JUSt spent five bucks for this other one
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It has to be on the SA image server or it doesn't work. So someone has to buy it for you or Pragmatica has to upload it if she feels nice I guess.
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Daikatana Ritsu posted:The only Little Leaguer more legendary than the fat kid was the dandelion picking center fielder kid. That was me but soccer instead. My dad gave up on making me do sports after a couple seasons. Also they said everyone would get to be goalie at least once and I never got to be goalie.
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trying to jack off posted:i know ive posted this before but i had never heard of god or jesus until i was 10 years old Lmfao
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EmmyOk posted:Starting to realise why every single IZ thread eventually leads to a page of bible deep cuts lmao at everything, and this
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catholic until college, met my future wife who went to a church where they spoke in tongues and did healings on stage. we settled on an episcopalian church for our wedding
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mbt posted:catholic until college, met my future wife who went to a church where they spoke in tongues and did healings on stage. we settled on an episcopalian church for our wedding lol
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mbt posted:catholic until college, met my future wife who went to a church where they spoke in tongues and did healings on stage. we settled on an episcopalian church for our wedding Lol
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Kind of morbid but for my cousin's funeral it was held at my crazy aunt's speaking in tongues style church. I don't think it was any of the popular insane sects, though. Anyway there was a little of that going on during the funeral service and it was probably the weirdest experience of my life.
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mbt posted:catholic until college, met my future wife who went to a church where they spoke in tongues and did healings on stage. we settled on an episcopalian church for our wedding He prayed to Christ She spoke in tongues Can I make it any more obvious?
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symbolic posted:He prayed to Christ
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symbolic posted:He prayed to Christ
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symbolic posted:He prayed to Christ
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My friends dads funeral was catholic so it took forever and t he priest admitted kev was his bully growing up lol
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symbolic posted:He prayed to Christ
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I got the tude now posted:My friends dads funeral was catholic so it took forever and t he priest admitted kev was his bully growing up lol Lol
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symbolic posted:He prayed to Christ
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symbolic posted:He prayed to Christ
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symbolic posted:He prayed to Christ
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symbolic posted:He prayed to Christ
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Speaking in tongues rules
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herculon posted:Speaking in tongues rules apparently its common enough around here that the church has a blurb in their handouts that says "we know some people have been blessed with a Gift of Holy Speech. if you choose to invoke your gift we will escort you to an area where you can partake in the service without disturbing the mass" I think that meant they would stick them in the crying room behind the glass windows and im lolling imagining all these infants and moms having to watch some guy do this 
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mbt posted:apparently its common enough around here that the church has a blurb in their handouts that says "we know some people have been blessed with a Gift of Holy Speech. if you choose to invoke your gift we will escort you to an area where you can partake in the service without disturbing the mass" lmfao
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mbt posted:apparently its common enough around here that the church has a blurb in their handouts that says "we know some people have been blessed with a Gift of Holy Speech. if you choose to invoke your gift we will escort you to an area where you can partake in the service without disturbing the mass" lmao
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herculon posted:Speaking in tongues rules greeat album
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mbt posted:apparently its common enough around here that the church has a blurb in their handouts that says "we know some people have been blessed with a Gift of Holy Speech. if you choose to invoke your gift we will escort you to an area where you can partake in the service without disturbing the mass" Lmao
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That Little Demon posted:greeat album I got a girlfriend who’s better than that. we settled on an episcopalian church for our wedding
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mbt posted:apparently its common enough around here that the church has a blurb in their handouts that says "we know some people have been blessed with a Gift of Holy Speech. if you choose to invoke your gift we will escort you to an area where you can partake in the service without disturbing the mass" Lol
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mbt posted:apparently its common enough around here that the church has a blurb in their handouts that says "we know some people have been blessed with a Gift of Holy Speech. if you choose to invoke your gift we will escort you to an area where you can partake in the service without disturbing the mass" Lol
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That Little Demon posted:greeat album  mbt posted:apparently its common enough around here that the church has a blurb in their handouts that says "we know some people have been blessed with a Gift of Holy Speech. if you choose to invoke your gift we will escort you to an area where you can partake in the service without disturbing the mass" Pablo Nergigante posted:I got a girlfriend who’s better than that. we settled on an episcopalian church for our wedding lmao
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Pablo Nergigante posted:I got a girlfriend who’s better than that. we settled on an episcopalian church for our wedding
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What's the matter with him? He's all right How do you know? The moms won't mind
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