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Salt Fish posted:I don't think there is even a coat. lol I was joking but indeed they are both owned by him
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His phone must be blowing up with his lawyer calling him desperately shrieking "SHUT THE gently caress UP!!"
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El Spamo posted:His phone must be blowing up with his lawyer calling him desperately shrieking "SHUT THE gently caress UP!!" more like "yeah i'm gonna need my money up front going forward"
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I hope Twitter has gone under by the time Buttcoin-Fraud gets out of prison, because otherwise his post-release feed is going to be insufferable, and constantly signal-boosted by the worst sorts of people. Just a constant stream of Marcus Aurelius quotes and proclamations of gratitude for how much time he got for ~growth and introspection~. Like an even shittier Naval Ravikant.
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Cyrano4747 posted:That's not accurate at all.  fuckin hell
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If you dont buy crypto now you're leavin money on the table. You see, the bad thing about fiat is that it exists in a 3 Dimensional space, where it can go up, down, and all around. Bitcoin solves this because it exists in a 2D space where it can only go up and down, and go down once shame on the market, go down twice well ya cant go down again.
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Rad Russian posted:US entity is separate but is also run by crypto idiots who gamble customer funds into various proprietary token shitcoins. its literally impossible to not make a small fortune in investing as long as you gamble with someone elses money and charge fees to do so and even then its not enough for these idiots
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Buschmaki posted:If you dont buy crypto now you're leavin money on the table. You see, the bad thing about fiat is that it exists in a 3 Dimensional space, where it can go up, down, and all around. Bitcoin solves this because it exists in a 2D space where it can only go up and down, and go down once shame on the market, go down twice well ya cant go down again. Given enough time in a house with a cat in it, a mouse will find the cat and get eaten. Similarly, crypto will find and be pulled toward the moon, having explored all other directions.
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So is everyone in that stream a felon at this point
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Waffle House posted:So is everyone in that stream a felon at this point half of them definitely aren't allowed within 100 yards of a school or a chuck e cheese
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hobbez posted:apparently ftx withdrawals are enabled again approximately 400k people are eligible to get their money out https://twitter.com/FTX_Official/status/1590783570989441024
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scraping together CYA funding to preserve the future of hodlstan
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Buschmaki posted:If you dont buy crypto now you're leavin money on the table. You see, the bad thing about fiat is that it exists in a 3 Dimensional space, where it can go up, down, and all around. Bitcoin solves this because it exists in a 2D space where it can only go up and down, and go down once shame on the market, go down twice well ya cant go down again. why cant it go flat and to the left?
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busalover posted:We're out of the blue, guys Well of course the ultraviolet band is invisible to the naked eye
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(not real) also: The Department of Justice would like to know how Binance’s due diligence on the now-canceled FTX acquisition went.So remember when FTX was going to get bought by Binance, except whoopsie, Binance did due diligence for a couple hours and noped out? US authorities would like to know what Binance saw. US Justice Department, Regulators Contacted Binance on FTX Talks: Source [COINDESK] https://www.coindesk.com/policy/2022/11/10/us-justice-department-regulators-contacted-binance-on-ftx-talks-source/ lmao if binance also gets into trouble on this
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VitalSigns posted:Literally every cryptodude has a spiel on how banks are bad because fractional reserve banking is a scam, then they throw their money into cryptobanks that do fractional reserve banking but ten million times riskier Nah, it's straight up fictional reserve banking.
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Check out my super secret TA  forrealsiesdontsteal   When a company has a direct arrow from the founder to the Cayman islands, or really any of the countries pictured do not invest
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So I did not pay attention to the latest crypto crash due to the tag team of Elon Musk corncobbing live on Twitter and the current elections, but it basically sounds like the end of The Emperors New Clothes, except for a child it was another naked Emperor.
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nachos posted:What did Elon do now He’s running twitter by tweeting out policy that his workers then have to follow. Not that he’s tweeting out his policies afterwards, he’s tweeting them as if it’s a company email
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nachos posted:What did Elon do now He’s actually managing to make Twitter look like more of a shitshow car crash than Bitcoin, which is really quite impressive
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I dunno, the parallel crashing and burning is pretty good, and I can't help but feel like they're related given how short everything is
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CharlestheHammer posted:If you just want something funny definitely look into what is happening at twitter because it’s honestly amazing https://twitter.com/MikeIsaac/status/1590810660887461888
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"I told u I was hardcore" - Elon musk 2022
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Unperson_47 posted:"I told u I was hardcore" - Elon musk 2022 lol i was thinking the same thing goddammit
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I just wanted to say I misread this tweet as "Majority of FTX legal team quits in semaphore", which was such an amusing mental image I had to share it.
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Yo the FTX dude is a naiive fall guy for an international money laundering operation that Elon Musk's enterprises front for, from the look of things This also might explain why Elon is weirdly cahootish with Russia There is also possibly a large transaction in Euros that facilitated a large purchase of Iranian combat drones that also involved an exchange of stolen US technology Waffle House fucked around with this message at 22:48 on Nov 10, 2022 |
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Viscous Soda posted:I just wanted to say I misread this tweet as "Majority of FTX legal team quits in semaphore", which was such an amusing mental image I had to share it. 
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JohnCompany posted:Nah, it's straight up fictional reserve banking. fractional? try homeopathic. $1 diluted per $10,000,000 of shitcoins
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