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reminder that the saudis are co-owners in this. they like it when their money gets hosed with right?
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PIZZA.BAT posted:solid formula for making billions do not steal: charge people what they're willing to pay even more solid formula: start out w/ trillions @ ur disposal
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Woolwich Bagnet posted:reminder that the saudis are co-owners in this. they like it when their money gets hosed with right? the saudis were the previous owners too. hrm. need to investigate this
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Woolwich Bagnet posted:reminder that the saudis are co-owners in this. they like it when their money gets hosed with right? i don't think the saudis stayed in the deal because they genuinely believed in the 44 billion valuation. "their money" has already been hosed with, because they hosed with it, when they decided to keep their stake rather than take the $54.20. their motivation in owning twitter isn't (just) the value/the money, it's something else.
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Nov 12, 2022 06:13
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yeah maybe money was the wrong word. more like loving with the... utility of it
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Nov 12, 2022 06:17
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Woolwich Bagnet posted:reminder that the saudis are co-owners in this. they like it when their money gets hosed with right? they get their cut no matter what
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Woolwich Bagnet posted:reminder that the saudis are co-owners in this. they like it when their money gets hosed with right? when it gives them leverage over someone who exerts influence over media, politics, etc in foreign countries? yes, they absolutely do like that. especially when the person in hock to them owns a social media site used by dissidents
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Nov 12, 2022 06:18
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Pinterest Mom posted:their motivation in owning twitter isn't (just) the value/the money, it's something else. why would the saudis want to make an easily manipulated doofus the boss of the website that all the journalists worldwide use for journalism stuff so hard
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Nov 12, 2022 06:19
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Sagebrush posted:why would the saudis want to make an easily manipulated doofus the boss of the website that all the journalists worldwide use for journalism stuff I read an article about how a Saudi price paid 100000 dollars for a magic card, so the prince guy who put the money into Twitter really could just be a colossal rube. Mohamed Bin Salman probably just wrote it off as an unexpected, but necessary cost of doing business.
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Nov 12, 2022 06:36
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Nov 12, 2022 06:48
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dude just reading poo poo off his pills or what
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Nov 12, 2022 06:51
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FAUXTON posted:dude just reading poo poo off his pills or what thats how the record label 'supplement facts' started
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Nov 12, 2022 07:02
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oh i love this game uhh... 34
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Nov 12, 2022 07:04
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is this like that joke where the guys asks his doctor “how long do I have to live?” and the doctor says “10”
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Nov 12, 2022 07:06
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https://twitter.com/mtuip/status/1591304384608337920?s=61&t=S-gle9gTNuXIXxXvjIl9Pg
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Nov 12, 2022 07:09
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i love a good countdown wasn't there one for cosby?
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Nov 12, 2022 07:10
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how long until there is some securities fraud where some hedge fund rear end in a top hat shorts a company, creates a ton of fake verified accounts and gets the stock to drop? someone's gotta try it, right?
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Nov 12, 2022 07:16
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clearly that’s how much the twitter debt is worth, 30 cents on the dollar.
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Nov 12, 2022 07:21
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fermun posted:how long until there is some securities fraud where some hedge fund rear end in a top hat shorts a company, creates a ton of fake verified accounts and gets the stock to drop? someone's gotta try it, right? honestly the thing that's probably stopping them is not knowing how good twitter would be at dodging a subpoena right now
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Nov 12, 2022 07:21
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Eeyo posted:clearly that’s how much the twitter debt is worth, 30 cents on the dollar. well it's a holiday weekend let's see what it's at by lunch on monday
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Nov 12, 2022 07:23
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FAUXTON posted:honestly the thing that's probably stopping them is not knowing how good twitter would be at dodging a subpoena right now
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Nov 12, 2022 07:29
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FAUXTON posted:they get their cut no matter what lol
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Nov 12, 2022 08:00
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FAUXTON posted:well it's a holiday weekend let's see what it's at by lunch on monday but at lunch on monday, twitter employees will have to start paying at the company cafeteria, so musk will be making some sweet cash for twitter just right there.
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Nov 12, 2022 08:03
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fermun posted:but at lunch on monday, twitter employees will have to start paying at the company cafeteria, so musk will be making some sweet cash for twitter just right there. not if it posts against an overdraft
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Nov 12, 2022 08:06
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Nessus posted:Musk leaps into the MuskJet but that kid with the jet tracker has already migrated to Mastodon he should have taken the money from Elon +if he'd offered the 100k) and just started a new one with a new name
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Nov 12, 2022 08:07
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elon musk invented the first class action lawsuit consisting entirely of corporations listed in either they S&P 500 or the DJIA basket and also the first superbowl class action lawyer ad like we are legit gonna see goddamn halftime getting busted in half by IF YOU OR YOUR FAMILY OF BRANDS HAVE BEEN INJURED BY THIS MAN PLEASE CALL US
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Nov 12, 2022 08:27
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FAUXTON posted:elon musk invented the first class action lawsuit consisting entirely of corporations listed in either they S&P 500 or the DJIA basket and also the first superbowl class action lawyer ad elon will retweet the ad cos more engagement on twitter amirite
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Nov 12, 2022 08:46
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Powerful Two-Hander posted:he should have taken the money from Elon +if he'd offered the 100k) and just started a new one with a new name I assume Musk would insist on a fairly broad "don't gently caress with me" contract.
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Nov 12, 2022 08:48
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FAUXTON posted:elon musk invented the first class action lawsuit consisting entirely of corporations listed in either they S&P 500 or the DJIA basket and also the first superbowl class action lawyer ad competing commercial: life boring etc, try twitter it is not recommended by anyone
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Nov 12, 2022 08:49
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beuges posted:elon will retweet the ad cos more engagement on twitter amirite no he would retweet it as part of a court order though
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Nov 12, 2022 08:53
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ryanrs posted:I assume Musk would insist on a fairly broad "don't gently caress with me" contract. really? the guy whose whole negotiation strategy amounted to blurting out "ill buy your company for $weednumber, no questions asked"?
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Nov 12, 2022 09:13
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Could Musk claim he has a brain tumor? Just go into hiding for "surgery and recovery" (rehab/intense personality repair by monks) and come out and try to use this to weasel out of contracts somehow?
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Nov 12, 2022 09:26
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fermun posted:how long until there is some securities fraud where some hedge fund rear end in a top hat shorts a company, creates a ton of fake verified accounts and gets the stock to drop? someone's gotta try it, right? has almost certainly already happened https://twitter.com/rafaelshimunov/status/1591133819918114816
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Nessus posted:Could Musk claim he has a brain tumor? Just go into hiding for "surgery and recovery" (rehab/intense personality repair by monks) and come out and try to use this to weasel out of contracts somehow?  "Hi, I'm Mylon Tusk."
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Nov 12, 2022 09:29
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ryanrs posted:I assume Musk would insist on a fairly broad "don't gently caress with me" contract. hardcore gently caress me in the goat rear end https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0T3YWzYuW-U
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Nov 12, 2022 09:30
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BaldDwarfOnPCP posted:hardcore l lol’d
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BaldDwarfOnPCP posted:hardcore elon truly is the goat
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EricBauman posted:really? I figured the gizmo-purchasing assistant would be on top of it, but maybe you're right.
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