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akadajet
Sep 14, 2003


more like 87.5%

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akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

honestly, I'm impressed the site is still working as it is

psiox
Oct 15, 2001

Babylon 5 Street Team
absolutely cannot wait 'til sunday

going hiking then coming back to what is hopefully a major twitter outage

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

Lain Iwakura posted:

apparently http://joinmastodon.com is blocked on twitter now

🫡

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

I'm not joining mastodon lol

Ariong
Jun 25, 2012

Get bashed, platonist!


I think “Twitter 2.0 - an Elon company” should be the thread title. There’s no way anyone can come up with something more embarassing or foreboding than that.

wargames
Mar 16, 2008

official yospos cat censor

weird that number seems to align pretty well with, so like what 200 or so non H1Bs are staying?

Dijkstracula
Mar 18, 2003

You can't spell 'vector field' without me, Professor!

Lain Iwakura posted:

apparently http://joinmastodon.com is blocked on twitter now

went through on my end just now; guessing some unrelated service is phasing in and out

EricBauman
Nov 30, 2005

DOLF IS RECHTVAARDIG

they have an understanding of genetics straight out of crusader kings 2, so it really is no surprise they're also going for home names

abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010

:darksouls:

wargames posted:

weird that number seems to align pretty well with, so like what 200 or so non H1Bs are staying?

if the one lady who was pictured in a sleeping bag on twitter is any indication, the rest probably all are waiting to vest stock, though i have no idea how that gets valued at this point

Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009

all pre-purchase stock is vested

maybe elon gave them new stock post-purchase but well, there's no market for that stock currently.

VAGENDA OF MANOCIDE
Aug 1, 2004

whoa, what just happened here?







College Slice
realistically you should be on the hook for $55 for each share you have

kliras
Mar 27, 2021
probably not a hard prediction, but-

https://twitter.com/alexeheath/status/1593378041882820608

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN
sounds hardcore

Tayter Swift
Nov 18, 2002

Pillbug

Beeftweeter posted:

sounds hardcore

told u I was going to miss my family for the holidays

mystes
May 31, 2006

drat I really hope twitter loses 75% of the 50% of the employees it had remaining so we can see how fast musk can speed run this

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

mystes posted:

drat I really hope twitter loses 75% of the 50% of the employees it had remaining so we can see how fast musk can speed run this

foone’s lettuce might actually win

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

https://twitter.com/karlrolson/status/1593375713159131137

Twerk from Home
Jan 17, 2009

This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.
I wonder if anyone is around to think about cloud vs on-prem with a company 1/10 the size

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN
https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1593385611632594944

not mad

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009


lol first reply is a scambot pretending to post a tweet of elon offering free crypto if you click on the link

e:

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

Sagebrush posted:

it's such a gross racist idiotic way of looking at heredity too

- each of the 7 billion descendants in the 11th generation has less than 0.1% of their DNA from this original pair of ubermenschen. surely at that ratio it's effectively meaningless, right?

- unless they believe that a single drop of their brilliant genius blood is all it takes?

- or they plan for their eight billion descendants to all start loving each other at every level to keep the bloodline pure?

- barf

Robert Heinlein style

*hip shake in elevator*

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

Sagebrush posted:

gently caress i hate these people


ahaha

yummycheese
Mar 28, 2004

there is probably a un godly amount of dependency between the hardware/network and software so that everything is carefully tuned and that it “just works”

there were hints about running old custom kernels and operating systems and like im sure there groups of people trying to upgrade those things but finding roadblocks.

but yea…. just lift it up and put it in the cloud. also plz spend 16 hours a day doing this thing where most of the working knowledge just walked out the door

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN
lol with the way he's actively encouraging attrition there won't be anyone left there that knows how to operate a light switch by the end of the month

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

I guess Elon was right about that bot problem after all

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

https://twitter.com/RMac18/status/1593391963939536896

https://twitter.com/zoeschiffer/status/1593391604785504257
https://twitter.com/ZoeSchiffer/status/1593392304038899717

hahahaha

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.



they named their child after a wh40k machine lol
https://spacemarine.fandom.com/wiki/Invictus

Ultraklystron
May 19, 2010

Unsafe At Every Speed
LMFAO if true:
https://twitter.com/wyntermitchell/status/1593382511098269696

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.



killing a company with epstein-boer syndrome

Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009


I saw that number and didn't really believe it

but then I saw the "we're closing the office until Monday post" and I kinda do

FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012



the World Cup is going to rule

FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012



we will now rely on that one danish tv crew to learn about the horseshit happening in Qatar

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Powerful Two-Hander posted:

they named their child after a wh40k machine lol
https://spacemarine.fandom.com/wiki/Invictus

Invictus means "the Unconquered" / "the Undefeated" in Latin. Strange they'd combine it with Greek "Titan" tho but what do you expect from dumb people who think they're smart people.

Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009

congrats/condolences to morgan stanley

they can make a few hundred mil selling patents right

Trimson Grondag 3
Jul 1, 2007

Clapping Larry

they might wanna think about securing the data centres rather than the offices.

Ultraklystron
May 19, 2010

Unsafe At Every Speed

Pinterest Mom posted:

I saw that number and didn't really believe it

but then I saw the "we're closing the office until Monday post" and I kinda do

Same TBH. It seems too far-fetched on it's own, but with that "close everything, we can't secure anything otherwise" context? Yeah, could be real.

Elder Postsman
Aug 30, 2000


i used hot bot to search for "teens"


Ok ok wait a minute now

if they're not reopening offices until the 21st, and the World Cup starts on the 20th,

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


Tesseraction posted:

Invictus means "the Unconquered" / "the Undefeated" in Latin. Strange they'd combine it with Greek "Titan" tho but what do you expect from dumb people who think they're smart people.

yeah that link is literally to a Titan named invictus.

only a warlord class titan though, not an imperator. What a noob.

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hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

FAT32 SHAMER posted:

the World Cup is going to rule

there is the problem that we’re all laughing at Twitter by posting communications on Twitter

I guess it is the appropriate musicians on the titantic equivalent

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