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Lain Iwakura posted:https://twitter.com/jasonbaumgartne/status/1593573576346517504 he should pick a data center to keep open, and then his infra guy turns off one of the other two. he should then switch his choice of data center to keep open to increase his chances of solving the problem, even if it doesn't make any sense intuitively
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post hole digger posted:this is how you end up with an engineering department staffed solely with sysadmins who have very impressive looking bash/perl one liners since it looks like ol lonny boy wants print outs (so you can't use git blame, not that he'd know what that is), i'd just find the most obscure and opaque code buried in a repo somewhere and go full rockwell turbo encabulator during my explanation
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post hole digger posted:this is how you end up with an engineering department staffed solely with sysadmins who have very impressive looking bash/perl one liners zero sysadmins with impressive looking bash scripts have any interest in working moderately hard, much less hardcore 2.0 hard
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abraham linksys posted:didn't do anything that, particularly, facebook doesn't already do this may come as a shock but my real name is not actually "jonny 290"
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Surely twitter has a central git repo that people could just shoot him links to their golden code exemplars from instead of sending him screenshots or literal paper printouts.
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Bugsy posted:Long thread that was very helpful to me for understanding some of the things that could go wrong when twitter starts breaking. this thread is amazing
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This was probably posted but uhh https://twitter.com/YukonDev/status/1593728757285752832?t=hRlWgvNerzoiWuKIMDTz-g&s=19
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aw frig aw dang it posted:zero sysadmins with impressive looking bash scripts have any interest in working moderately hard, much less hardcore 2.0 hard lol true
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gonna be exclusively the kind of ops guys who spend months trying to write the perfect stack of terraform scripts to correctly model their infrastructure and the second they try to actually run any kind of `apply` all of their servers disappear
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Bugsy posted:Long thread that was very helpful to me for understanding some of the things that could go wrong when twitter starts breaking. https://twitter.com/MosquitoCapital/status/1593563648701902849?s=20&t=r7s7smECULaZg4BO_fwIjQ If android people cared about scrolling being smooth, they wouldn't be using android.
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creatine posted:This was probably posted but uhh Just like Twitter!
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rotor posted:reposting my favorite warhammer lore tell me more about the Crack Grenade
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Samuel Glompers posted:Sincerely wondering why I shouldn't buy a oneplus phone. Sorry I don't have DMs I have one and the usb c socket is kinda loose  it probably sends all my posts to carl peng as well, lol akadajet posted:Just like Twitter! in which the wider world discovers the limits of encryption application to data on shared platforms
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Sagebrush posted:tell me more about the Crack Grenade Finally I get to school Sagebrush instead of the other way round! actually it's a krak grenade in the current cannon and thus; quote:The Krak Grenade is a type of explosive device used by the military forces of the Imperium of Man. Krak Grenades use a shaped explosive charge capable of punching holes in armoured targets such as vehicles or bunkers, and its charge can even rip armour plating apart. Typically Krak Grenades are attached directly onto vehicles or fortifications with magnetic, adhesive or physical clamps, maximising their effect on the target. They can also be used against monstrous creatures (such as the larger Tyranid bioforms), when they are attached to the creature's carapace before detonation. u r welcome
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Jonny 290 posted:this may come as a shock but my real name is not actually "jonny 290" mine is tho
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Shame Boy posted:just a reminder that during our youtube chat bullying session, musk specifically said he wants to structure his mars colony the way he's structuring Twitter 2.0 lol
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Powerful Two-Hander posted:Finally I get to school Sagebrush instead of the other way round! aw, boring. we've had shaped charge grenades since before ww2. they suck, because they have to be right on the surface of the thing you want to destroy and facing the right direction when they go off, and it's really hard to throw a grenade that way. i thought it would be a grenade filled with crack.
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Jonny 290 posted:this may come as a shock but my real name is not actually "jonny 290" jonny please, these are the most troll-free forums on the internet, lets try and keep it that way.
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Ultraklystron posted:If federated protocols actually take off widely, I kinda expect big tech to spin up instances that resolve most of the issues. gStadon and faceStadon and so on. If not, it'll still be a sufficient bridge along with other social networks to keep connected until something settles out. Lord knows it's not the first time the internet had a social network go toes up, and it won't be last, but some how folks re-congeal into the same sets. Yeah, but when Tumblr died and they all fled to twitter, those posters didn't recreate Tumblr there. The community changed to fit the place
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again, you can sidestep virtually all the mastodon weirdness and get a twitter-like experience by simply signing onto mastodon.social and not paying any attention to other servers.
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Sagebrush posted:aw, boring. we've had shaped charge grenades since before ww2. they suck, because they have to be right on the surface of the thing you want to destroy and facing the right direction when they go off, and it's really hard to throw a grenade that way. that would be much better tbh but in wh40k that'd be called like "the rage of the astartes" and give you +damage against any copper wiring nearby
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rotor posted:jonny please, these are the most troll-free forums on the internet, lets try and keep it that way. i'm aware that i have given away my real identity through my posts over the years, if anyone bothers to put the pieces together. a couple of goons in the past have done so for some reason, and have contacted me uninvited through channels other than the forums. it's creepy. there are also several goons who know my real name and address by my choice, as i suspect is true for many of us in here. i appreciate that we all keep up the kayfabe of anonymity despite our decade-plus association and the amount of personal, if not directly identifying, information we share.
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also re shaped charge grenades -- i had to quit paying attention to ukraine because it was burning my brain into a cinder, but before i stopped, i saw that the ukrainians were taking those old 1950s shaped charge grenades that sucked rear end, 3d printing plastic fins for them, and mounting them on quadcopter drones with a little servo catch to release them. fly over a tank and drop the grenade and it self-orients and blasts through the thin armor on top. far more effective than throwing them. that is cyberpunk as hell.
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Sagebrush posted:i'm aware that i have given away my real identity through my posts over the years, if anyone bothers to put the pieces together. a couple of goons in the past have done so for some reason, and have contacted me uninvited through channels other than the forums. it's creepy. idk what ur on about but you're name is Sargebush and your the guy in youre av.
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i love that not a single loving person is contemplating starting anything with jeff atwood's discourse forum cms
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Sagebrush posted:also re shaped charge grenades -- i had to quit paying attention to ukraine because it was burning my brain into a cinder, but before i stopped, i saw that the ukrainians were taking those old 1950s shaped charge grenades that sucked rear end, 3d printing plastic fins for them, and mounting them on quadcopter drones with a little servo catch to release them. fly over a tank and drop the grenade and it self-orients and blasts through the thin armor on top. far more effective than throwing them. that is cyberpunk as hell. wasn’t isis doing that?
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Sagebrush posted:i appreciate that we all keep up the kayfabe of anonymity despite our decade-plus association and the amount of personal, if not directly identifying, information we share. I still go through weird mental gymnastics about posting something on real life social media vs anonymous forums and keeping them seperate, even though no one cares and I mostly post nonsense anyway.
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read 800 posts itt instead of working this afternoon and: lol
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Truman Peyote posted:read 800 posts itt instead of working this afternoon and: lol Which one was your favorite?
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the first one where i saw the tweet where the guy pretended he was in charge of the twitter office badges and said he'd been fired and elon had asked for him back because he'd been locked out
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rotor posted:again, you can sidestep virtually all the mastodon weirdness and get a twitter-like experience by simply signing onto mastodon.social and not paying any attention to other servers. 
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i'd repost the tweet but you have to be logged in to scroll through the @anothercohen account and gently caress that!
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federated no homers club
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you have to pick a starter pokemon and it can't be pikachu, good luck. also there are eighty starter pokemon and some of them are for furries. we will not tell you which
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