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wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

Anne Whateley posted:

They have dimmer switches, sheesh, don't pretend like you can't search for porn suddenly

You seem to know an awful lot about these things:v:.

But yeah, I've got a Milwaukee fuckzall sawzall and not only does it have a speed switch, but you can also feather the trigger and go slower or faster depending on how horny I a........ what purpose you are using it for.

gently caress, I think I know too much about them too.

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LvK
Feb 27, 2006

FIVE STARS!!

Jawnycat posted:

Just today I had the misfortune of being exposed to a listing for a dildo that was shaped and designed like a cheese grater. People enjoy having the weirdest poo poo shoved in they holes, sometimes violently.

with modern technology, we can combine the two.

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe
Sawzall. It saws... all.

Hispanic! At The Disco
Dec 25, 2011


I used to work in a hardware store, and on one occasion a co-worker was using the computer to look up something called a 'sozzle'. It took me nearly a minute to decipher that one.

Sirotan
Oct 17, 2006

Sirotan is a seal.


Maybe bEatmstrJ was on to something and it really is impossible to plan where tiles are gonna line up. lol jk

Tile me lies, tile me sweet little lies (self.HomeImprovement)

quote:

I’ve been told by my contractor that the quality of this tile job is because Ihave an old house, the bathroom hasn’t been kept up, and I chose cheap tiles (4x12 daltile).

He said other opinions I’ve been given on his work are because people are trying to sell me their services (trying to get plumbers quote for repair and he said his tile guy wouldn’t touch this) Reddit, I’m not hiring you. Please give me your honest feedback.

https://imgur.com/a/DB2r9sT



More pics at the album link. Here is the before photo (cw: beautiful original tile that was senslessly ripped out)

StormDrain
May 22, 2003

Thirteen Letter
It's wrong in so many ways. My first tile job had issues of lining up adjacent walls, but when I messed up a joint I tire it out when it was still wet! That fucker committed to the mistakes.

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum

Phy posted:

Sawzall. It saws... all.



it really is an underrated movie about a dad trying to remodel his house

https://i.imgur.com/def7fys.gifv

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you
My sister had a job doing inventory for a chain of adult bookstores. Every now and again, she had to dispose of damaged and unsellable stuff. It was disposed of onsite, and had to be destroyed first. She was using some powered scissors to destroy clothing and cutting through the odd sex toy now and again.
They changed the process so they are dumping them off-site now and don't need to destroy them. She said there were several times before then when she considered calling me and asking what tool I'd recommend for sawing through a garbage bag's worth of dildos quickly and safely. (she wasn't going to call our dad and ask)
I probably would have recommended a reciprocating saw for that use case of destroying a literal bag of dicks.

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.


No word on the beams.

Rascar Capac
Aug 31, 2016

Surprisingly nice, for an evil Inca mummy.
I;m thinking about thos beams.

HolHorsejob
Mar 14, 2020

Portrait of Cheems II of Spain by Jabona Neftman, olo pint on fird

Leperflesh posted:

oh my god is that a hypocaust? I didn't know people still made those, it was invented by the romans, but I thought they were also only for indoor structures

e.


they built little fireplaces and engineered the airflow so hot air would be drawn under the floors to heat them

I cannot imagine how huge a hassle it is to deal with the creosote buildup

Blue Moonlight
Apr 28, 2005
Bitter and Sarcastic

Phanatic posted:



No word on the beams.

quote:

This place is not a place of honor... no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here... nothing valued is here.

What is here was dangerous and repulsive to us… This place is best shunned and left uninhabited.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

Rascar Capac posted:

I;m thinking about thos beams.

Roll that beautiful beam footage!

SyNack Sassimov
May 4, 2006

Let the robot win.
            --Captain James T. Vader


CRUSTY MINGE posted:

Roll that beautiful beam footage!

I will never always jeopardize the beams.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

Phanatic posted:



No word on the beams.

That right there is the best bathrrom to puke in.

No need to hold yourself up, just lay face down on the floor with your head turned to the side at the edge of the tub.

TooMuchAbstraction
Oct 14, 2012

I spent four years making
Waves of Steel
Hell yes I'm going to turn my avatar into an ad for it.
Fun Shoe

HolHorsejob posted:

I cannot imagine how huge a hassle it is to deal with the creosote buildup

That's what slaves are for.

Alternate, more realistic answer: use a heat exchanger, so the smoke isn't actually circulating in that space. You want that anyway to avoid smoking out your living spaces.

Arrath
Apr 14, 2011


HolHorsejob posted:

I cannot imagine how huge a hassle it is to deal with the creosote buildup

It builds up to the point where it catches on fire, you build a new bathhouse on top of the ruins.

skybolt_1
Oct 21, 2010
Fun Shoe

Leperflesh posted:

oh my god is that a hypocaust? I didn't know people still made those, it was invented by the romans, but I thought they were also only for indoor structures

e.


they built little fireplaces and engineered the airflow so hot air would be drawn under the floors to heat them

It looks to me like this is being laid over a rubber roof of some kind. I think that the purpose of this is to create a cheap, nice looking roof covering with the possible secondary factor of creating a heat barrier (kind of like a micro-attic) between the roof membrane and the sun-heated surface.

Cat Hatter
Oct 24, 2006

Hatters gonna hat.

wesleywillis posted:

You seem to know an awful lot about these things:v:.

But yeah, I've got a Milwaukee fuckzall sawzall and not only does it have a speed switch, but you can also feather the trigger and go slower or faster depending on how horny I a........ what purpose you are using it for.

gently caress, I think I know too much about them too.

This conversation just got me curious enough to go check out my 15a SuperSawsall. With the dial set to the lowest speed and the variable trigger at minimum, I'd say a reasonably energetic human could manage greater speed. Besides, not all reciprocating saws are 15 amps, some aren't even 12.

That said, I personally wouldn't use one. Not because I think its inherently unsafe but because I don't want to be with a partner and reminding myself of the time I cut a person's leg off with one.









...to a cadaver in a dissection class. Cut was between the legs right up the middle and then from about the hip to the centerline to get a good cross-section of the pelvic area. Both cuts took probably a total of 30 seconds with an 8 amp store brand saw with a kinda dull blade while trying to do a clean job. Keep safe with power tools.

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



What kind of blade did you use?

Cat Hatter
Oct 24, 2006

Hatters gonna hat.

PainterofCrap posted:

What kind of blade did you use?

It was a while ago, but it was a pretty standard generic blade. Up until the second you asked I would have said it was a wood-cutting blade, but now I'm thinking metal. Definitely nothing fancy though.

StormDrain
May 22, 2003

Thirteen Letter

Cat Hatter posted:

It was a while ago, but it was a pretty standard generic blade. Up until the second you asked I would have said it was a wood-cutting blade, but now I'm thinking metal. Definitely nothing fancy though.

The saw used to cut the legs off a deer was a bowsaw you'd use to cut green wood with, so if saw a landscaping blade is a good choice here due to the wetness of the material. Something like the Milwaukee Ax would be good too, woo and metal just in case there's a pin or something hidden.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
Always use a Diablo.

:torgue:

brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015


https://twitter.com/poppy_haze/stat...ingawful.com%2F


Also fake edit: it is Thanksgiving and multiple threads still have dumb Halloween titles

`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000


Ultra Carp

brugroffil posted:

https://twitter.com/poppy_haze/stat...ingawful.com%2F


Also fake edit: it is Thanksgiving and multiple threads still have dumb Halloween titles

New tower just dropped

Nitrox
Jul 5, 2002
Why do they need German engineers specifically?

Bad Munki
Nov 4, 2008

We're all mad here.


Nitrox posted:

Why do they need German engineers specifically?

Because zey are sinking very hard about it

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
Superior adhesives.

Computer viking
May 30, 2011
Now with less breakage.

We just added a couple of new radiation bunkers at the hospital I work at ... in the basement, for what I assume are now obvious reasons.

Lemniscate Blue
Apr 21, 2006

Here we go again.

Bad Munki posted:

Because zey are sinking very hard about it

BOOOOOOOOOOOO!!


:golfclap:

Brute Squad
Dec 20, 2006

Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human race

brugroffil posted:

Also fake edit: it is Thanksgiving and multiple threads still have dumb Halloween titles

working at a DIY pace. I expect christmas themed names to hit sometime in january.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
Didn’t the titles get changed like a single day before Halloween?

e: According to the SA search index, by the time this thread got its change, it was November first in every timezone.

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

brugroffil posted:

https://twitter.com/poppy_haze/stat...ingawful.com%2F


Also fake edit: it is Thanksgiving and multiple threads still have dumb Halloween titles
Hmm you're right time for the Christmas ones

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Important tip: hiring structural engineers before building will save you a fortune from making desperate repairs later.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

By popular demand posted:

Important tip: hiring structural engineers before building will save you a fortune from making desperate repairs later.

Sounds like communism. Capitalism is when you do everything wrong deliberately, even if it ends up costing you millions or billions.

therobit
Aug 19, 2008

I've been tryin' to speak with you for a long time

Phanatic posted:



No word on the beams.

I’m the single tile with a 1 inch gap to the next tile.

Also having deep soaking tubs is awesome. Although generally you want one tall enough that you can’t accidentally fall into it. We had one in Japan that looked like a normal sized tub but then went below floor level so that you could sit fully upright and have your shoulders covered. The shower was one big fiberglass wet room with this giant tub in it. I will never get over that bathroom and if I get a chance to design a master bath sometime I am going to see if I can get that a wet room with a tub like that.

3D Megadoodoo posted:

Sounds like communism. Capitalism is when you do everything wrong deliberately, even if it ends up costing you millions or billions.

The Russians just built the Oncology wing out of pencils.

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Nitrox posted:

Why do they need German engineers specifically?

They're also considering adding a meth superlab while it's all torn up.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

therobit posted:

I’m the single tile with a 1 inch gap to the next tile.

Also having deep soaking tubs is awesome. Although generally you want one tall enough that you can’t accidentally fall into it. We had one in Japan that looked like a normal sized tub but then went below floor level so that you could sit fully upright and have your shoulders covered. The shower was one big fiberglass wet room with this giant tub in it. I will never get over that bathroom and if I get a chance to design a master bath sometime I am going to see if I can get that a wet room with a tub like that.


It would certainly attract the :females:

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therobit
Aug 19, 2008

I've been tryin' to speak with you for a long time

wesleywillis posted:

It would certainly attract the :females:

I mean my wife loved it too but it is ok for men to like deep soaking tubs also. Nothing feels better on sore joints.

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