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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:No, I made some joke on a power point presentation later where I put clipart of an ambulance and then clipart of santa flying over it with "he sees you when you're sleeping, so hide for goodness sake" and got called in for that too that reminds me for homework once i made a "humorous" guide pamphlet thing to something we'd been learning, narrated by the unabomber sketch complete with jokes about committing terrorism, and for some reason featuring an illustration of the oklahoma city bombing i was pretty proud of, for the 3D perspective on the building. received no interest from school at all thank christ. what an idiot later had a talking to with the school psych for complaining about school/homework so hard in a journal i threw the idea of suicide around - completely just being a little overdramatic poo poo, absolutely no connection to reality or anything i'd even considered i could do. i was not at all troubled i just didn't know how to shut the gently caress up with stupid edgy poo poo shaking my drat head at 10-11 year old me
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this is highly illogical
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Treecko posted:What is The Rock, Dwayne Jonson cooking anyway? I can still smell it. Tim Kaine? No one messed with me in school. I was cultivating the early nineties era George Michael look. Everyone knew I was a total badass and not to try me.
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I thought I was a velicoraptor for a long time after my parents brought me to Jurassic Park on release.
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Treecko posted:I thought I was a velicoraptor for a long time after my parents brought me to Jurassic Park on release.
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Treecko posted:I thought I was a velicoraptor for a long time after my parents brought me to Jurassic Park on release. Were you one of those kids that perched on chairs instead of sitting because thats like a whole type of person that eventually becomes adults.
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Poohs Packin posted:Were you one of those kids that perched on chairs instead of sitting because thats like a whole type of person that eventually becomes adults. there was one of those in one of my classes in college. college! a percher!
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# ? Dec 9, 2022 00:28 |
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Yup, I sure was.
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# ? Dec 9, 2022 00:28 |
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Children gather in a circle around two kids that are about to fight and start chanting "rear end to rear end! rear end to rear end!" E: I'll leave it up but in retrospect making a joke about kids that includes the phrase "rear end to rear end" was not my finest hour. Funky See Funky Do fucked around with this message at 00:36 on Dec 9, 2022 |
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frankly my dear i dont give a drat!!!!!
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# ? Dec 9, 2022 00:36 |
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some kid fell off the jungle gym in second grade and i did the dumb and dumber cpr move on him. i should have been bullied for that but i somehow got off scot free. or idk maybe i was bullied, i dont think i was fully self aware until 4th grade.
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# ? Dec 9, 2022 00:51 |
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I remember in seventh these two kids were about to fight so basically we were all in the boys locker room and we were gathered around. I guess the one kid was really excited and it was just after lunch and he just throws up all over himself and the other kid. It was disgusting. I totally wasn't expecting it.
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# ? Dec 9, 2022 01:20 |
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say the line bart
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# ? Dec 9, 2022 01:26 |
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Buce posted:there was one of those in one of my classes in college. college! a percher! College age percher is wild. The Venn Diagram of perchers and Kingdom Hearts fans is a circle.
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# ? Dec 9, 2022 04:09 |
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“I lost my job. Actually I didn't lose it. It lost me. I'm overeducated, underskilled - maybe it's the other way around. I forget - but I'm obsolete. I'm not economically viable. I can't even support my own kid.” and then i got wedgied
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# ? Dec 9, 2022 05:47 |
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I have no positive role models and I must scream
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# ? Dec 9, 2022 07:04 |
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oh yeah huh I guess if you didn't watch neon genesis evangelion in its entirety you would obviously fail to grasp why I am hollering GET IN THE MECH each time you belt me in the stomach, so if you have time for a recap I'll just
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# ? Dec 9, 2022 20:00 |
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Everyone remembers that one kid who would quote The Mask and everyone hated them. I was not that kid. I loathed the Mask kid at my school. Lots of "awoogah" horn sounds and "smokin!!!" from that kid.
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# ? Dec 9, 2022 20:15 |
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*gets punched in face* it is only a flesh wound
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# ? Dec 9, 2022 20:25 |
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Whenever I was bullied, I would ask for a Chesterfield and launch into the Sicilians scene from True Romance. Works every time.
Nigmaetcetera fucked around with this message at 20:28 on Dec 9, 2022 |
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ManBoyChef posted:I remember in seventh these two kids were about to fight so basically we were all in the boys locker room and we were gathered around. I guess the one kid was really excited and it was just after lunch and he just throws up all over himself and the other kid. It was disgusting. I totally wasn't expecting it.
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ManBoyChef posted:I remember in seventh these two kids were about to fight so basically we were all in the boys locker room and we were gathered around. I guess the one kid was really excited and it was just after lunch and he just throws up all over himself and the other kid. It was disgusting. I totally wasn't expecting it. That kid knows what's up.
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# ? Dec 9, 2022 21:00 |
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At one point, i called a bully a “bastich”, the technically not-a-swear swear that lobo used in his comics Punching said bully a few months later worked far better
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Edmund Sparkler posted:Everyone remembers that one kid who would quote The Mask and everyone hated them. We had a Donald Duck/Woody Woodpecker kid who was unsurprisingly also a percher. Way worse than mask kid. Dude had it figured out, though. He had none of the social pining usually associated with kids that get bullied. He was in his own social stratum. Just so strange and fringe that even the most diehard of bullies were like "yeah gently caress that".
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Poohs Packin posted:We had a Donald Duck/Woody Woodpecker kid who was unsurprisingly also a percher. Way worse than mask kid. Basically the equivalent of the guy in jail who shits his pants in order to get left alone.
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# ? Dec 9, 2022 21:56 |
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poo poo I might have been The Mask in velocirapor form. Maybe the bullying was justified... Arooooga ROOOOAR
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# ? Dec 9, 2022 21:59 |
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Mostly just undiagnosed ASD and a high sugar poverty diet.
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# ? Dec 9, 2022 22:00 |
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The same kid who was the Mask kid in my school also did a "science" project about "velociraptures". I made the mistake of reconnecting with him during the MySpace days with the intent to apologize for being an rear end in a top hat to him. He turned out to be an arrogant rear end in a top hat and it was an important lesson for me about expectations and resentments.
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# ? Dec 9, 2022 22:05 |
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I had a growth spurt in high school and grew six inches taller in six months. I went from looking like a kid to looking like an adult man suddenly but had the personality and interests of a kid still so was super awkward, but it was hard for anyone to pick on me
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# ? Dec 9, 2022 22:07 |
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Legit lol @ dropping what is your major malfunction as a kid, 10/10
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# ? Dec 9, 2022 22:16 |
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Don't talk about my mom she doesn't 'believe in making kids take meds' Now I'll go watch the Mask/Jurassic Park again
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Edmund Sparkler posted:The same kid who was the Mask kid in my school also did a "science" project about "velociraptures". People don't owe you forgiveness for being a turd.
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SilvergunSuperman posted:People don't owe you forgiveness for being a turd. That's the lesson I learned. He was a piece of poo poo but I was also a piece of poo poo for expecting fulfillment for apologizing to him.
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# ? Dec 9, 2022 22:33 |
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bullies are usually being bullied by other bullies the popular kid group are often just a circular bully ouroboros
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Edmund Sparkler posted:Everyone remembers that one kid who would quote The Mask and everyone hated them. My school's Mask kid bit a girl on the tit so she bit his balls.
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# ? Dec 9, 2022 22:41 |
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Thank you sir may I have another
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Edmund Sparkler posted:Everyone remembers that one kid who would quote The Mask and everyone hated them. My middle school instead had the Double Entendre Announcer. Anytime someone said something that could be interpreted as even vaguely sexual he'd yell "DOU-BLE MEAN-INNNNG" in this awful sing-song voice. One day the very quiet polite Christian girl in class just loving snapped and punched him.
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# ? Dec 9, 2022 23:03 |
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bully pushes me into a locker does the whole Macho Man Randy Savage "OOOOOOOH yeah!" "Snap into a slim jim."
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Edmund Sparkler posted:That's the lesson I learned. He was a piece of poo poo but I was also a piece of poo poo for expecting fulfillment for apologizing to him. Someone being socially maladjusted because they got bullied a lot in their formative years is a lot more understandable than you posting this a couple decades later as an adult and still not having the introspection to realize you’re the bad guy in the story.
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