GOOD TIMES ON METH posted:

I had a dream last night where I was in the hospital because a tree fell on me. Coincidentally (i think?), that very same day a new game came out based on my life that I had no idea was being developed. Apparently people were following me around and watched what I did and turned it all into a massive action RPG game. The game turned out to be a huge success and from then on I had to keep a low profile to avoid people harassing me on the streets and poo poo.

A bunch of other non-related dream stuff happened and somehow time advanced forward ten years. I was walking through the woods and yup, another tree fell on me and I was back in the hospital. This time I was in a full body cast like you see in cartoons except I could move one arm. I was using this one arm to scroll through Twitter and suddenly my phone started blowing up with notifications because some reporter found out and tweeted about a tree falling on me. I clicked on the tweet and there were tens of thousands of replies of people spamming the Lets loving Gooooo emote because they assumed that a tree falling on me meant that a sequel to the first game was finally about to drop. It made me really sad that people cared more about the game than about me getting hit by a tree.

GOOD TIMES ON METH posted:

I had a dream last night where I was in the hospital because a tree fell on me. Coincidentally (i think?), that very same day a new game came out based on my life that I had no idea was being developed. Apparently people were following me around and watched what I did and turned it all into a massive action RPG game. The game turned out to be a huge success and from then on I had to keep a low profile to avoid people harassing me on the streets and poo poo.

A bunch of other non-related dream stuff happened and somehow time advanced forward ten years. I was walking through the woods and yup, another tree fell on me and I was back in the hospital. This time I was in a full body cast like you see in cartoons except I could move one arm. I was using this one arm to scroll through Twitter and suddenly my phone started blowing up with notifications because some reporter found out and tweeted about a tree falling on me. I clicked on the tweet and there were tens of thousands of replies of people spamming the Lets loving Gooooo emote because they assumed that a tree falling on me meant that a sequel to the first game was finally about to drop. It made me really sad that people cared more about the game than about me getting hit by a tree.

GOOD TIMES ON METH posted:

I had a dream last night where I was in the hospital because a tree fell on me. Coincidentally (i think?), that very same day a new game came out based on my life that I had no idea was being developed. Apparently people were following me around and watched what I did and turned it all into a massive action RPG game. The game turned out to be a huge success and from then on I had to keep a low profile to avoid people harassing me on the streets and poo poo.

elf help book posted:

bjorks bachelorette video but its going into a video game in a video game in a video game

elf help book posted:

bjorks bachelorette video but its going into a video game in a video game in a video game

GOOD TIMES ON METH posted:

I had a dream last night where I was in the hospital because a tree fell on me. Coincidentally (i think?), that very same day a new game came out based on my life that I had no idea was being developed. Apparently people were following me around and watched what I did and turned it all into a massive action RPG game. The game turned out to be a huge success and from then on I had to keep a low profile to avoid people harassing me on the streets and poo poo.

A bunch of other non-related dream stuff happened and somehow time advanced forward ten years. I was walking through the woods and yup, another tree fell on me and I was back in the hospital. This time I was in a full body cast like you see in cartoons except I could move one arm. I was using this one arm to scroll through Twitter and suddenly my phone started blowing up with notifications because some reporter found out and tweeted about a tree falling on me. I clicked on the tweet and there were tens of thousands of replies of people spamming the Lets loving Gooooo emote because they assumed that a tree falling on me meant that a sequel to the first game was finally about to drop. It made me really sad that people cared more about the game than about me getting hit by a tree.

elf help book posted:

bjorks bachelorette video but its going into a video game in a video game in a video game

Pablo Nergigante posted:

Bjork ftw

elf help book posted:

bjorks bachelorette video but its going into a video game in a video game in a video game

Pablo Nergigante posted:

Bjork ftw

Pablo Nergigante posted:

He plays Call of Duty
A tree has hit a boy

Pablo Nergigante posted:

He plays Call of Duty
A tree has hit a boy

elf help book posted:

bjorks bachelorette video but its going into a video game in a video game in a video game

Pablo Nergigante posted:

Bjork ftw

GOOD TIMES ON METH posted:

I had a dream last night where I was in the hospital because a tree fell on me. Coincidentally (i think?), that very same day a new game came out based on my life that I had no idea was being developed. Apparently people were following me around and watched what I did and turned it all into a massive action RPG game. The game turned out to be a huge success and from then on I had to keep a low profile to avoid people harassing me on the streets and poo poo.

A bunch of other non-related dream stuff happened and somehow time advanced forward ten years. I was walking through the woods and yup, another tree fell on me and I was back in the hospital. This time I was in a full body cast like you see in cartoons except I could move one arm. I was using this one arm to scroll through Twitter and suddenly my phone started blowing up with notifications because some reporter found out and tweeted about a tree falling on me. I clicked on the tweet and there were tens of thousands of replies of people spamming the Lets loving Gooooo emote because they assumed that a tree falling on me meant that a sequel to the first game was finally about to drop. It made me really sad that people cared more about the game than about me getting hit by a tree.

elf help book posted:

bjorks bachelorette video but its going into a video game in a video game in a video game

GOOD TIMES ON METH posted:

I had a dream last night where I was in the hospital because a tree fell on me. Coincidentally (i think?), that very same day a new game came out based on my life that I had no idea was being developed. Apparently people were following me around and watched what I did and turned it all into a massive action RPG game. The game turned out to be a huge success and from then on I had to keep a low profile to avoid people harassing me on the streets and poo poo.

A bunch of other non-related dream stuff happened and somehow time advanced forward ten years. I was walking through the woods and yup, another tree fell on me and I was back in the hospital. This time I was in a full body cast like you see in cartoons except I could move one arm. I was using this one arm to scroll through Twitter and suddenly my phone started blowing up with notifications because some reporter found out and tweeted about a tree falling on me. I clicked on the tweet and there were tens of thousands of replies of people spamming the Lets loving Gooooo emote because they assumed that a tree falling on me meant that a sequel to the first game was finally about to drop. It made me really sad that people cared more about the game than about me getting hit by a tree.

elf help book posted:

bjorks bachelorette video but its going into a video game in a video game in a video game

Pablo Nergigante posted:

He plays Call of Duty
A tree has hit a boy

Lunchmeat Larry posted:

I had a dream that I had to star in a play about a coven of witches who were also English football hooligans. I decided a really funny way to play my character would be to blend the two stereotypes so I wore an English football shirt and a pointy hat and wandered around saying things like "love me coven, love me cauldron, 'ate the inquisition. Simple as", "love me sisters, love dancing in the moonlight with Pan, 'ate the ducking stool. Simple as" etc, and made myself laugh so hard I woke up.

I spent five minutes after waking up laughing to myself and thinking about how funny my character was until I woke up properly and realised it was only really funny in the context of the character of "English football hooligan witch" actually existing in the first place, which it decidedly does not

Lunchmeat Larry posted:

I had a dream that I had to star in a play about a coven of witches who were also English football hooligans. I decided a really funny way to play my character would be to blend the two stereotypes so I wore an English football shirt and a pointy hat and wandered around saying things like "love me coven, love me cauldron, 'ate the inquisition. Simple as", "love me sisters, love dancing in the moonlight with Pan, 'ate the ducking stool. Simple as" etc, and made myself laugh so hard I woke up.

I spent five minutes after waking up laughing to myself and thinking about how funny my character was until I woke up properly and realised it was only really funny in the context of the character of "English football hooligan witch" actually existing in the first place, which it decidedly does not

Lunchmeat Larry posted:

I had a dream that I had to star in a play about a coven of witches who were also English football hooligans. I decided a really funny way to play my character would be to blend the two stereotypes so I wore an English football shirt and a pointy hat and wandered around saying things like "love me coven, love me cauldron, 'ate the inquisition. Simple as", "love me sisters, love dancing in the moonlight with Pan, 'ate the ducking stool. Simple as" etc, and made myself laugh so hard I woke up.

I spent five minutes after waking up laughing to myself and thinking about how funny my character was until I woke up properly and realised it was only really funny in the context of the character of "English football hooligan witch" actually existing in the first place, which it decidedly does not

Lunchmeat Larry posted:

I had a dream that I had to star in a play about a coven of witches who were also English football hooligans. I decided a really funny way to play my character would be to blend the two stereotypes so I wore an English football shirt and a pointy hat and wandered around saying things like "love me coven, love me cauldron, 'ate the inquisition. Simple as", "love me sisters, love dancing in the moonlight with Pan, 'ate the ducking stool. Simple as" etc, and made myself laugh so hard I woke up.

I spent five minutes after waking up laughing to myself and thinking about how funny my character was until I woke up properly and realised it was only really funny in the context of the character of "English football hooligan witch" actually existing in the first place, which it decidedly does not

Lunchmeat Larry posted:

I had a dream that I had to star in a play about a coven of witches who were also English football hooligans. I decided a really funny way to play my character would be to blend the two stereotypes so I wore an English football shirt and a pointy hat and wandered around saying things like "love me coven, love me cauldron, 'ate the inquisition. Simple as", "love me sisters, love dancing in the moonlight with Pan, 'ate the ducking stool. Simple as" etc, and made myself laugh so hard I woke up.

I spent five minutes after waking up laughing to myself and thinking about how funny my character was until I woke up properly and realised it was only really funny in the context of the character of "English football hooligan witch" actually existing in the first place, which it decidedly does not

copy posted:

rpf;

Smirking_Serpent posted:

Not yet…

Lunchmeat Larry posted:

I had a dream that I had to star in a play about a coven of witches who were also English football hooligans. I decided a really funny way to play my character would be to blend the two stereotypes so I wore an English football shirt and a pointy hat and wandered around saying things like "love me coven, love me cauldron, 'ate the inquisition. Simple as", "love me sisters, love dancing in the moonlight with Pan, 'ate the ducking stool. Simple as" etc, and made myself laugh so hard I woke up.

I spent five minutes after waking up laughing to myself and thinking about how funny my character was until I woke up properly and realised it was only really funny in the context of the character of "English football hooligan witch" actually existing in the first place, which it decidedly does not

Fungah! posted:

bunch of weird dream snippets last night but the only one i remember is watchn the first two seconds of a documentary called the rise of evil: the beginning of reddit

Fungah! posted:

bunch of weird dream snippets last night but the only one i remember is watchn the first two seconds of a documentary called the rise of evil: the beginning of reddit

GOOD TIMES ON METH posted:

I had a dream last night where I was in the hospital because a tree fell on me. Coincidentally (i think?), that very same day a new game came out based on my life that I had no idea was being developed. Apparently people were following me around and watched what I did and turned it all into a massive action RPG game. The game turned out to be a huge success and from then on I had to keep a low profile to avoid people harassing me on the streets and poo poo.

A bunch of other non-related dream stuff happened and somehow time advanced forward ten years. I was walking through the woods and yup, another tree fell on me and I was back in the hospital. This time I was in a full body cast like you see in cartoons except I could move one arm. I was using this one arm to scroll through Twitter and suddenly my phone started blowing up with notifications because some reporter found out and tweeted about a tree falling on me. I clicked on the tweet and there were tens of thousands of replies of people spamming the Lets loving Gooooo emote because they assumed that a tree falling on me meant that a sequel to the first game was finally about to drop. It made me really sad that people cared more about the game than about me getting hit by a tree.

Lunchmeat Larry posted:

I had a dream that I had to star in a play about a coven of witches who were also English football hooligans. I decided a really funny way to play my character would be to blend the two stereotypes so I wore an English football shirt and a pointy hat and wandered around saying things like "love me coven, love me cauldron, 'ate the inquisition. Simple as", "love me sisters, love dancing in the moonlight with Pan, 'ate the ducking stool. Simple as" etc, and made myself laugh so hard I woke up.

I spent five minutes after waking up laughing to myself and thinking about how funny my character was until I woke up properly and realised it was only really funny in the context of the character of "English football hooligan witch" actually existing in the first place, which it decidedly does not

Fungah! posted:

bunch of weird dream snippets last night but the only one i remember is watchn the first two seconds of a documentary called the rise of evil: the beginning of reddit

Fungah! posted:

bunch of weird dream snippets last night but the only one i remember is watchn the first two seconds of a documentary called the rise of evil: the beginning of reddit

Pablo Nergigante posted:

Pablo Nergigante posted:

Lunchmeat Larry posted:

I had a dream that I had to star in a play about a coven of witches who were also English football hooligans. I decided a really funny way to play my character would be to blend the two stereotypes so I wore an English football shirt and a pointy hat and wandered around saying things like "love me coven, love me cauldron, 'ate the inquisition. Simple as", "love me sisters, love dancing in the moonlight with Pan, 'ate the ducking stool. Simple as" etc, and made myself laugh so hard I woke up.

I spent five minutes after waking up laughing to myself and thinking about how funny my character was until I woke up properly and realised it was only really funny in the context of the character of "English football hooligan witch" actually existing in the first place, which it decidedly does not

Fungah! posted:

bunch of weird dream snippets last night but the only one i remember is watchn the first two seconds of a documentary called the rise of evil: the beginning of reddit

Pablo Nergigante posted: