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wilderthanmild posted:If "Now" doesn't win with a majority, he is gonna say longer won because of averages. If Longer wins with like 39%, he's gonna say indefinite lol He has direct backdoor access to the poll itself. It's gonna say whatever the hell he wants it to say.
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E the Shaggy posted:What is it with this rear end in a top hat and polls? All these options lead to the accounts being reinstated at some point. Seems like he's trying to obfuscate his backpedaling by making it look like the 'vox populi' demanded it
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War Wizard posted:He has direct backdoor access to the poll itself. It's gonna say whatever the hell he wants it to say. edit in the "goku" option and give it 694,201,337 votes
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Dec 16, 2022 05:17
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Lol, he's obviously feeling the sting of people making fun of him for being a "free speech warrior" but banning journalist accounts for reporting on news so he has to back pedal by claiming they are temporary. That's two bullshit claims he had made in recent days that have deeply embarrassed him - the Chappelle "people were booing an invisible fight" and the "a guy in a mask threatened to assassinate my child on a bike". I'll say these are more entertaining and news worthy than the Twitter files
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Dec 16, 2022 05:20
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https://twitter.com/travis_view/status/1603160060095393792 Who is he protecting
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Dec 16, 2022 05:20
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Does Agent 47 get his targets via Assassination Coordinates?
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Dec 16, 2022 05:20
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Rolling up to the mall to meet my friend. Send a text: "Yo I'm here, what's your assassination coordinates?" "I'm over by the Arby's."
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Dec 16, 2022 05:22
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Musk terms in the last two months that will haunt him: Let that sink in Vox poop Twitter files I'm rich, bitch Assassination coordinates
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Dec 16, 2022 05:23
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Everyone please vote "longer" since it's the worst option
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Dec 16, 2022 05:23
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Doesnt Musky know that Clinton and her deathnote can still get him because his diet drug face or hairplugs dont counter the DN face rule?
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Dec 16, 2022 05:24
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The world best scientific minds have already shrugged past the recent advances in nuclear technologies because the more pressing question is how is it possible within the realm of physics for one man to possess as much tiny dick energy as Elon Musk.
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Codependent Poster posted:lol The way this went down is a couple days ago after getting booed, Musk hatched a plan to make up an excuse to ban people he didn't like. * First he got on Twitter a few days back and wrote, "I might be the target of assassination attempts soon" * Then when no one bit, he invented a fake assassination attempt and banned the Elonjets account (this is what he wanted to accomplish) * People immediately debunked the fake assassination/"doxxing" (lmao) bullshit and switched focus to Elon being inept at everything he does again * He hoped that others would follow suit spamming the link or whatever but no one really did. They just clowned on him instead * So then he invents excuses to ban people even talking about the event since his plan just utterly didn't work and he's incredibly not mad that he's being made fun of again. Some real Millhouse's dad energy here. He could have just said "Twitter is mine now and I'll ban anyone I don't like" and been done with it but he had to make it utterly pathetic because I guess that's just what he does. Real Presidential poo poo from this Musk guy.
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Dec 16, 2022 05:32
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E the Shaggy posted:He’s big mad I happen to know that at this exact moment, there are a number of NYT operatives at 620 8th Avenue, New York NY, USA. ... .. where the Biden speech
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Dec 16, 2022 05:32
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lol who are the shmucks who voted for 7 days from now.
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Dec 16, 2022 05:32
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Lol now won but he's doing 7 days? What happened to vox populi
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Dec 16, 2022 05:32
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So what's sadder, this whole....thing, or the fact that he's backpedaling on it the same night.
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Dec 16, 2022 05:34
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The fact he led with "Criticising me all day long is fine" immediately gives away the game "Oh, you think it's FUNNY that I just poo poo myself? I don't care! But think about how I feel about it!! Stop laughing!!"
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if Musk doesnt want people to know his velocity or position has he thought about going hardcore quantum?
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^^ not like it's possible to know both at the same time anyway!Frank Frank posted:* Then when no one bit, he invented a fake assassination attempt and banned the Elonjets account (this is what he wanted to accomplish) He got double duty on that by making sure to pause on the competition logo. "Hyundai EVs: preferred vehicles of assassins everywhere"
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Dec 16, 2022 05:34
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lol he's redoing the poll bc the wrong answer is winning https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1603609278664712192?s=20&t=bBSS8of7kVPBMxujWV6aiA
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big black turnout posted:Lol now won but he's doing 7 days? What happened to vox populi He decided it pre emptively when he realised the poll was skewing towards "now" lmao
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Dec 16, 2022 05:35
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lmao what a loving dumb piece of poo poo
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Dec 16, 2022 05:36
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https://twitter.com/i/spaces/1yNxaNwdboqKj?s=20 tune in!
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MJeff posted:So what's sadder, this whole....thing, or the fact that he's backpedaling on it the same night. It’s an exponential graph of I’m Not Mad Just enjoy the ride while it lasts
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Songbearer posted:The fact he led with "Criticising me all day long is fine" immediately gives away the game Most of those accounts he suspended were not posting his location, just retweeting the story about the Elonjet account being banned.  Now he has realized the news cycle is getting ready to poo poo on him again so he's doing the "ha ha just a joke guys" thing.
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E the Shaggy posted:He’s big mad 
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Dec 16, 2022 05:37
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So he's just starting to come down off his last hits of coke, all of sudden realized he may of hosed up a bit, and now is hafe assedly trying to fix it? Laaaaaamme.
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chernobyl kinsman posted:lol he's redoing the poll bc the wrong answer is winning https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1603609278664712192?s=20&t=bBSS8of7kVPBMxujWV6aiA Truly enjoying that he keeps choosing the most pagliacci option and has every step documented
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Dec 16, 2022 05:37
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No one has even been more "not mad"
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Journalists always refer to twitter as a place where the media talks to itself -- they are the power users of the service, and are hopelessly dopamine addicted. loving with advertisers is one level of stupid, but loving with your power users (addicted or not) is a whole other level of stupid.
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dr_rat posted:So he's just starting to come down off his last hits of coke, all of sudden realized he may of hosed up a bit, and now is hafe assedly trying to fix it? nope he's posting through it during a twitter space "you doxx you get banned"
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Guze posted:No one has even been more "not mad" Elon might be the last person in existence to go berserk when someone asks him, "u mad bro"?
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Oh my god, he just sputtered nonsense and then ragequit.
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_assassinations#United_States I think Elon's gonna be ok (unless he turns into a rapper).
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The Saddest Rhino posted:Truly enjoying that he keeps choosing the most pagliacci option and has every step documented HAHAHAHAH
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