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ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



busalover posted:

with a spoon

I'd love to know how YOU eat a hot dog, buster

snipe:

ilovebeersooomuch fucked around with this message at 23:58 on Dec 14, 2022

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DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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Smugworth posted:

Hell yeah get rekt Akki chopped cheese can suck my dick

I will not let Sidetalk NYC be disrespected like this


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XB7bWSgeheU

Swilo
Jun 2, 2004
ANIME SUCKS HARD
:dukedog:
Behold, the pinnacle of industrial hotdog processing, the Townsend 2800!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55UlE3FIa1w

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009
I love how it says "HIGH OPERATOR FRIENDLINESS" as it shows the guy jerking away from it trying to deglove his fingers

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Maybe it’s just my eyes but in the side views it was going so fast that the dogs looked they they were going back in

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Maybe it’s just my eyes but in the side views it was going so fast that the dogs looked they they were going back in

Back and forth, forever

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



Smugworth posted:

Back and forth, forever

I've been thinking about what you said

mds2
Apr 8, 2004


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Swilo posted:

Behold, the pinnacle of industrial hotdog processing, the Townsend 2800!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55UlE3FIa1w

Holy poo poo, they repurposed a margarita machine to make hot dogs. Crazy bastards.

Luna
May 31, 2001

A hand full of seeds and a mouthful of dirt


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https://i.imgur.com/k0IxHjx.mp4
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Wiener printer go burrrrr.

AKZ
Nov 5, 2009

Swilo posted:

Behold, the pinnacle of industrial hotdog processing, the Townsend 2800!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55UlE3FIa1w

what the gently caress is the machine belching casing steam in anger?

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

mds2 posted:

Every Brazilian food I’ve ever seen is 8 pounds of glop in a hotdog boat.

I see a lot of these things ("coxinha") on my feed as well. Stuffed baked dough (with optional mashed potatoes) full of meat and or cheese. I think my beloved uses the mashed potatoes in the dough:

https://i.imgur.com/wx3ggHN.mp4

And for thread relevance,

https://i.imgur.com/XVRQ0FK.mp4

Futanari Damacy
Oct 30, 2021

by sebmojo
Scotch egg volcano. Nice

Also, that lady has to be stopped. The big stack of unseparated cheese slices in particular is egregious!

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009
That lady should be in loving prison. Not even a hint of regret. What a monster!

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
Lol at the burger in this one

https://i.imgur.com/kYBh1lo.mp4

busalover
Sep 12, 2020
lmao

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Bumping Doktor Oetker down a spot on the international food criminal list and diverting resources to Brazil as we speak

Futanari Damacy
Oct 30, 2021

by sebmojo

Captain Hygiene posted:

Bumping Doktor Oetker down a spot on the international food criminal list and diverting resources to Brazil as we speak

Dude where do you think he's hiding

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Futanari Damacy posted:

Dude where do you think he's hiding

:doh::respek::aaaaa:

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


I will eat all those things coward goons

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Soul Dentist posted:

That lady should be in loving prison. Not even a hint of regret. What a monster!

Lol if that think lady would get taken alive

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009
Instead of a cyanide capsule she just takes a big bite of one of those hosed up garbage piles and passes on

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010
The whole building is rigged with explosive catupiry

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014




so is this intended for one person or to share with several people? why does she plop a stack of cheese slices on it? she's done this before, is this her "thing"?

e: fixed for clarity

ilovebeersooomuch fucked around with this message at 14:52 on Dec 16, 2022

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



Also, if you're going to build a burger from that giant dumpling thing, why not reshape it so it's more condusive to actually eating or is it a "feast for the eyes"?

side note: would try giant dumpling / croquettes thing

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

I dont know about this volcano thing but I'd probably try any of those Brazilian hot dogs at least once. I dont even like loose corn.

Breaking Glass
Dec 15, 2021

Edmund Sparkler posted:

I dont even like loose corn.

New thread title?

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
crosspost:

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




It's ok, the first time is usually very awkward for everyone involved

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Futanari Damacy
Oct 30, 2021

by sebmojo
Wow, every single thing capable of cooking food broke? :nallears:

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
yeah, where's their ingenuity?


edit:

ekuNNN fucked around with this message at 21:19 on Dec 17, 2022

Futanari Damacy
Oct 30, 2021

by sebmojo
No chocolate starfish, 3/10

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



https://twitter.com/fuckedupfoods/status/1604190773146173444

Tentatively on board, although it might be a bit too much weiner to fit in my mouth

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr
Dec 22, 2018

I hope this is "battle" enough for you, friend.

Store some wiener for a later snack.

david_a
Apr 24, 2010




Megamarm

Captain Hygiene posted:

https://twitter.com/fuckedupfoods/status/1604190773146173444

Tentatively on board, although it might be a bit too much weiner to fit in my mouth

Eh, do it with only one hot dog at a time and I would totally eat it.

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009

david_a posted:

Eh, do it with only one hot dog at a time and I would have totally eaten it.

Futanari Damacy
Oct 30, 2021

by sebmojo

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr posted:

Store some wiener for a later snack.

El Luchador Carne Huaraches

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


I think I'd rather have one of those Brazilian mongo burgers covered in catupiry

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ColdPie
Jun 9, 2006

Captain Hygiene posted:

https://twitter.com/fuckedupfoods/status/1604190773146173444

Tentatively on board, although it might be a bit too much weiner to fit in my mouth

Back before I knew how to cook, living with roommates, we had only two hot dogs and tortillas in the fridge. Tortillas aren't buns, but they're still bread-ish, a little weird, but sounds all right. However because I'm an idiot, I chucked the cold hot dogs on the cold tortilla, put that all on a plate into the microwave for 60 seconds. Out came a soggy rear end tortilla soaked in hot dog juice with microwaved hot dogs on top. Then, I put ketchup and mustard on it. I got about a third of the way through before gagging, giving up and going to Subway down the street.

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