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He probably fell out, lay in a snowdrift for hours and got hypothermia because nobody missed him.
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# ? Jan 2, 2023 12:21 |
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Suckemy Fucker
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# ? Jan 2, 2023 12:22 |
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god the hurt locker was such a poo poo movie i cant believe it won the oscar for best picture
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# ? Jan 2, 2023 12:41 |
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TK8325 posted:god the hurt locker was such a poo poo movie i cant believe it won the oscar for best picture It really was wack
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# ? Jan 2, 2023 12:49 |
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goatface posted:He probably fell out, lay in a snowdrift for hours and got hypothermia because nobody missed him. Its supposed to be a not bad way to die
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# ? Jan 2, 2023 12:49 |
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I am asking Prayer Warriors to pray for @JeremyRenner Father this is a time if reflect on how life is frail. God, I put my trust in you Father, and ask Jeremy Renner's life to be spared so that he would be healed, Father be with his family in your Son's name amen.
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# ? Jan 2, 2023 12:56 |
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Aparently a mannequin head was found at the scene.
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# ? Jan 2, 2023 13:28 |
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SidneyIsTheKiller posted:allegedly involved in a "weather-related accident" while plowing snow? wandered outside in the cold after doing a poo poo ton of coke on New Year’s looked up hit in the eye with a falling icicle
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# ? Jan 2, 2023 14:00 |
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He was loving a huge snow drift, it's a new trend, they call it "snow plowing"
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# ? Jan 2, 2023 14:04 |
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Writing your name in spunk takes much longer than piss.
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# ? Jan 2, 2023 14:07 |
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Dell_Zincht posted:The worst Avenger and yet they always win when he's on the team hmm
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# ? Jan 2, 2023 14:08 |
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Hawkeye only turns up to the stuff he can contribute to, and those are the things that the others can handle in their sleep.
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# ? Jan 2, 2023 14:09 |
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The Bourne movie he was in was pretty good
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# ? Jan 2, 2023 14:13 |
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What was that movie where he rescued/avenged some lady who got hosed up by a bunch of guys in the mountains? No, I won’t look it up. I should hate every aspect of that movie yet I love it. It’s a paradox really. Anyways, I hope he doesn’t die.
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# ? Jan 2, 2023 14:13 |
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My mate used to drive snowploughs. The slope grooming ski run type. He said they are easy to roll when traversing a slope...
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# ? Jan 2, 2023 14:15 |
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He seems like the type of clart who would have a blade attachment for his ranch tractor.
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# ? Jan 2, 2023 14:20 |
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I thougt he got blown apart by re-purposed Soviet ordinance
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# ? Jan 2, 2023 14:20 |
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I'm on team snow plow
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# ? Jan 2, 2023 14:22 |
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Jeremy Renner put a gun in his mouth and pulled the trigger he is in a vegetative state
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# ? Jan 2, 2023 14:23 |
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:Jeremy Renner put a gun in his mouth and pulled the trigger he is in a vegetative state Remember that schiavo lady what was her deal?
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# ? Jan 2, 2023 14:27 |
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Poohs Packin posted:Remember that schiavo lady what was her deal? She did not have enough faith in God and was thus cast into a void, empty of meaning and sense, because she did not Believe.
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# ? Jan 2, 2023 14:29 |
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Are you suggesting that Jeremy Renner Terri Schiavo'd Terri Schiavo?
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# ? Jan 2, 2023 14:29 |
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Jeremy Renner is simply testing his Faith like any true Christian Warrior
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# ? Jan 2, 2023 14:30 |
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:Jeremy Renner put a gun in his mouth and pulled the trigger he is in a vegetative state I don't think the man knows how to snow plow
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# ? Jan 2, 2023 14:32 |
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He couldn't fit the whole plow in his mouth.
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# ? Jan 2, 2023 14:32 |
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Legit thought he was blown in half by an IUD
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# ? Jan 2, 2023 14:34 |
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jeremy deadner got killed today by an improvised upblowing device
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# ? Jan 2, 2023 14:44 |
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Definitely got his hand caught in a plugged snow blower. He's going to have trouble firing that bow.
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# ? Jan 2, 2023 14:50 |
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This is just like Budapest all over again
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# ? Jan 2, 2023 14:59 |
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My neighbor when I was a little kid died in the stupidest way possible shoveling snow. He had his own method for shoveling snow that was horribly labor intensive, but looked nicer when you were done or something - I have no idea how it worked but it somehow involved turning snow into cube shapes that had to be carried off. He had his first heart attack shoveling snow when I was about 5, so his adult sons started coming over to shovel snow for him. But just because his sons didn't follow his stupid cube shoveling system he started doing it himself again and had another heart attack that same winter. Then it all happened again the next winter, but this time he didn't survive. I remember how dramatic it felt the first time the ambulance picked him up, and how the mood in my house had completely shifted to "stubborn idiot preferred a nice driveway to living" when he died a year later.
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# ? Jan 2, 2023 15:08 |
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Offler posted:My neighbor when I was a little kid died in the stupidest way possible shoveling snow. He had his own method for shoveling snow that was horribly labor intensive, but looked nicer when you were done or something - I have no idea how it worked but it somehow involved turning snow into cube shapes that had to be carried off. He had his first heart attack shoveling snow when I was about 5, so his adult sons started coming over to shovel snow for him. But just because his sons didn't follow his stupid cube shoveling system he started doing it himself again and had another heart attack that same winter. Then it all happened again the next winter, but this time he didn't survive. Do you think he killed Jeremy Renner
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# ? Jan 2, 2023 15:09 |
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There are many spirits who would be glad to see Renner, Jeremy, dead.
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# ? Jan 2, 2023 15:12 |
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Cubist Snow Crimes
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# ? Jan 2, 2023 15:13 |
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looking forward to the respectful death scene in the next marvel movie
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# ? Jan 2, 2023 15:13 |
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Jeremy Renner summoning cenobites while drunk on the back of a snow plow
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# ? Jan 2, 2023 15:15 |
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Knormal posted:Proprietor of the highly successful Jeremy Renner Store of course. he was wearing headphones and didn't hear a snowplow coming. I bet $20
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# ? Jan 2, 2023 15:18 |
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We can just AI him at this point, right?
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# ? Jan 2, 2023 15:18 |
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Lol at all these goons saying that shoveling snow causes heart attacks, and warning everyone in this thread about the dangers of turning off your monitor and getting physical exercise because it might cause your heart to explode
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# ? Jan 2, 2023 15:26 |
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TK8325 posted:god the hurt locker was such a poo poo movie i cant believe it won the oscar for best picture I tried watching it a few years after it came out and legit, no joke had to stop and google it, because I thought I might have gotten it mixed up with the "real" movie and that this was supposed to be a parody or something. It really is one of the worst films I've (partly) seen. E: Mayor of Kingstown is also completely poo poo. E2: I kind of like Renner. Wind River was quite good. He's been in some stinkers, though. Freudian slippers fucked around with this message at 15:31 on Jan 2, 2023 |
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LaserPrinter69 posted:Lol at all these goons saying that shoveling snow causes heart attacks, and warning everyone in this thread about the dangers of turning off your monitor and getting physical exercise because it might cause your heart to explode yes that one post definitely represents the entire thread, great job!!!
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# ? Jan 2, 2023 15:28 |