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Should I step down as head of twitter
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gay picnic defence
Oct 5, 2009


I'M CONCERNED ABOUT A NUMBER OF THINGS

bobjr posted:

The Cybertruck will not have brakes as it's sturdy frame will use outside objects to stop the car.

Is that the new Tesla degenerative braking system?

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spunkshui
Oct 5, 2011



If this guy lost all of his savings on Tesla stock and then tried to kill his entire family inside of the Tesla then that is some hosed up poo poo.

Imagine being those kids and surviving the car crash only to learn that your dad intended for all of you to die and now he’s going to jail.

gently caress.

Goddamn gently caress.

HampHamp
Oct 30, 2006

Pastel Candy Snake posted:

It's wild to see- there's an ENTIRE counterculture right now among F1 fans that outright reject the idea of making the cars safer to drive. A few years back, every car was mandated to put on a carbon-fiber ring around the cockpit, called a halo.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Halo_(safety_device)

In the past two seasons alone there have been crashes and collisions where drivers ONLY SURVIVED BECAUSE OF THE HALO, and yet there's a very vocal minority of brainless fuckers that vomit their complaints about the sport being "pussied down" and poo poo. It's impossible for me to understand.

EDIT: Watch this crash (if you're comfortable doing so- it's harrowing) and just think that this kid would have died were it not for that little carbon fiber ring: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B2XHq9d4OWI
It's incredible, and I love it.

I actually made some of the halo systems (they were an absolute ballache but that's another story), and yeah even people in my own company, including one of the directors, were dismissive of it as it was 'pussifying' the sport. Absolute clowns.

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape

spunkshui posted:

If this guy lost all of his savings on Tesla stock and then tried to kill his entire family inside of the Tesla then that is some hosed up poo poo.

Imagine being those kids and surviving the car crash only to learn that your dad intended for all of you to die and now he’s going to jail.

gently caress.

Goddamn gently caress.

Looking in to it

Pastel Candy Snake
Sep 6, 2018

by Hand Knit

spunkshui posted:

If this guy lost all of his savings on Tesla stock and then tried to kill his entire family inside of the Tesla then that is some hosed up poo poo.

Imagine being those kids and surviving the car crash only to learn that your dad intended for all of you to die and now he’s going to jail.

gently caress.

Goddamn gently caress.

Edit: mm, no nevermind

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
ok let's not speculate so much about that dude trying to kill his children because of Tesla stock that poo poo is super hosed up no matter what the reason ends up being

also need a new thread title at this point

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

AARD VARKMAN posted:

also need a new thread title at this point

Fuckin lmao

waffle iron
Jan 16, 2004

Eeyo posted:

I went to the site (https://www.federalregister.gov/doc...e-motor-vehicle), but what are they actually asking for comments on? It sounds like they're asking for comments on whether they should ask for comments on the tax rules.

In the first couple paragraphs it says they're looking for comments on Rev. Proc. 2022-42. It doesn't spell it out, but that document is found at https://www.irs.gov/pub/irs-drop/rp-22-42.pdf . It's the IRS policy that will implement the new EV tax credit sections of law.

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo

AARD VARKMAN posted:

ok let's not speculate so much about that dude trying to kill his children because of Tesla stock that poo poo is super hosed up no matter what the reason ends up being

also need a new thread title at this point

Elon Musk: Person of the Yesteryear

gay picnic defence
Oct 5, 2009


I'M CONCERNED ABOUT A NUMBER OF THINGS
I can't imagine advertisers are getting good value for money if tweets won't load

My Spirit Otter
Jun 15, 2006


CANADA DOESN'T GET PENS LIKE THIS

SKILCRAFT KREW Reppin' Quality Blind Made American Products. Bitch.

gay picnic defence posted:

I can't imagine advertisers are getting good value for money if tweets won't load

Every time you refresh the page to try to get it to load, thaat counts as a view!!

Withnail
Feb 11, 2004
Elon Musk: Manager of the servers team

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape
I remember when Facebook went down last year

For like 10 hours, I felt so genuinely happy, I hope twitter just stops working in Australia

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

spunkshui posted:

If this guy lost all of his savings on Tesla stock and then tried to kill his entire family inside of the Tesla then that is some hosed up poo poo.

Imagine being those kids and surviving the car crash only to learn that your dad intended for all of you to die and now he’s going to jail.

gently caress.

Goddamn gently caress.

I’m glad I don’t share a physical location with my colleague who invested his life savings in Tesla lmao

Castor Poe
Jul 19, 2010

Jar Jar is the key to all of this.
https://twitter.com/MattWallace888/status/1610455741793701888?s=20&t=qGtJB6jDEShkEk8paGOl5Q

"It would be hilarious if Elon was my wife and we had sex 🤣 🤣🤣😂🤣"

Barcley
Jan 26, 2004

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Soiled Meat

Withnail posted:

Elon Musk: Manager of the servers team

Servers? Plural?! In this economy?!

tote up a bags
Jun 8, 2006

die stoats die

Castor Poe posted:

https://twitter.com/MattWallace888/status/1610455741793701888?s=20&t=qGtJB6jDEShkEk8paGOl5Q

"It would be hilarious if Elon was my wife and we had sex 🤣 🤣🤣😂🤣"

looking into this

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
wait so your telling me the only time that a tesla didnt kill a bunch of people is when someone was trying to do it on purpose? lol

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

Catastrophe posted:

"Update: Tesla driver arrested for attempted murder, child abuse after Devil's Slide plunge"

(the guy did it on purpose)

https://www.cbsnews.com/sanfrancisco/news/devils-slide-cliff-plunge-tesla-driver-arrested-attempted-murder-child-abuse-highway-1/

Has elon said anything about this yet

ruddiger fucked around with this message at 05:38 on Jan 4, 2023

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


spunkshui posted:

If this guy lost all of his savings on Tesla stock and then tried to kill his entire family inside of the Tesla then that is some hosed up poo poo.

Imagine being those kids and surviving the car crash only to learn that your dad intended for all of you to die and now he’s going to jail.

gently caress.

Goddamn gently caress.
More blood on the hands of the Fed.

kw0134
Apr 19, 2003

I buy feet pics🍆

Castor Poe posted:

https://twitter.com/MattWallace888/status/1610455741793701888?s=20&t=qGtJB6jDEShkEk8paGOl5Q

"It would be hilarious if Elon was my wife and we had sex 🤣 🤣🤣😂🤣"
"all these kids are lazy and entitled because they get participation trophies! anyway mr. musk you should also buy a trophy factory and make yourself a bunch of trophies like 'coolest ceo' that'd be awesome."

Jet Jaguar
Feb 12, 2006

Don't touch my bags if you please, Mr Customs Man.



Catastrophe posted:

"Update: Tesla driver arrested for attempted murder, child abuse after Devil's Slide plunge"

(the guy did it on purpose)

https://www.cbsnews.com/sanfrancisco/news/devils-slide-cliff-plunge-tesla-driver-arrested-attempted-murder-child-abuse-highway-1/

Ugh. Reminds me of the couple a few years ago who drugged all their foster kids and drove their car off a cliff into the ocean. Took authorities ages to recover all of them.

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010
wait was he actual person of the year??


or is this a Donnie-like lie?

Barudak
May 7, 2007


My future plan for exiting a failing restaurant is no longer arson, its goading musk into buying it

Mx.
Dec 16, 2006

I'm a great fan! When I watch TV I'm always saying "That's political correctness gone mad!"
Why thankyew!


please i'm begging you at least copy the text of the tweets that get posted in the thread

twitter's been hosed all day in australia and i cant see poo poo

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



PhazonLink posted:

wait was he actual person of the year??


or is this a Donnie-like lie?

It's on the Wikipedia list, I'm surprised I don't have any recollection of something that stupid, but I guess that's reality now

Withnail
Feb 11, 2004
Just screenshot the tweets and upload them to imageshack

Prettz
Sep 3, 2002

https://twitter.com/NASASpaceflight/status/1610473148448661505

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde

Castor Poe posted:

https://twitter.com/MattWallace888/status/1610455741793701888?s=20&t=qGtJB6jDEShkEk8paGOl5Q

"It would be hilarious if Elon was my wife and we had sex 🤣 🤣🤣😂🤣"

You've got that all wrong, they want musk to have sex with their wife

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010
lol failing Times magazine.

(also you think Donnie ever replaced his fake Times Person of the Year with the real 2016 one?)

War Wizard
Jan 4, 2007

:)

Mx. posted:

please i'm begging you at least copy the text of the tweets that get posted in the thread

twitter's been hosed all day in australia and i cant see poo poo

Lol, birdsite is broken as poo poo.

All he has to do was leave it alone and learn about it for a bit, then he could make a few meaningful changes for the new year. But that wouldn't have been "disruptive" enough. Now it just broke.

Lmao

Erebus
Jul 13, 2001

Okay... Keep your head, Steve boy...

PhazonLink posted:

wait was he actual person of the year??


or is this a Donnie-like lie?

https://time.com/person-of-the-year-2021-elon-musk/

The first two paragraphs are about him taking a poo poo for 20 minutes.

spunkshui
Oct 5, 2011



Captain Hygiene posted:

It's on the Wikipedia list, I'm surprised I don't have any recollection of something that stupid, but I guess that's reality now

He might end up getting again at this rate lol

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013

Erebus posted:

https://time.com/person-of-the-year-2021-elon-musk/

The first two paragraphs are about him taking a poo poo for 20 minutes.

Who among us hasn't sat upon a toilet and screamed and strained for over a quarter of an hour before finally achieving complete defecation?

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010
so this is peak penta CEO supa CEO-ing? also drugs, diet caffeine free coke and peanutbutter.

kilus aof
Mar 24, 2001

kilus aof
Mar 24, 2001
I just wanted to see some cricket tweets.

QuarkJets
Sep 8, 2008

Elon Musk, who inherited his family name from his foul-smelling ancestors

Kevin DuBrow
Apr 21, 2012

The uruk-hai defender has logged on.
Is it true that right before the "I'll buy you a horse for sexual favors" story came out, Musk tweeted that he's coming out as Republican and to be ready for personal attacks against him?

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Adenoid Dan
Mar 8, 2012

The Hobo Serenader
Lipstick Apathy

Kevin DuBrow posted:

Is it true that right before the "I'll buy you a horse for sexual favors" story came out, Musk tweeted that he's coming out as Republican and to be ready for personal attacks against him?

Yes I remember that

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