Smirking_Serpent posted:

for you the day I beat up your daughter was the worst day of your entire life, but for me it was Wednesday

Daikatana Ritsu posted:

Non game related at all, but I had a dream I was in a mall with my mom when a Wednesday cosplayer spit in her face. I got in her face saying "wtf is wrong with you" then she slapped the poo poo out of herself and made a big scene like I slapped her. She ran off, and moments later a big redneck style guy who was her father came in and said "come with me"

So we walk to a nearby store with beds and poo poo on display. The cosplayer is laying in one of these acting hurt as hell. Her dad tries to punch me but it's the slowest punch I've ever seen and catch it in 1 hand (badass). He calms down and says, "Now, you're either gonna pay the 2 thousand dollars fer science, or whatever, to figure out wtf is wrong with my daughter.. uh, psychologically, or I'll give you 100 days-" I cut him off at this point and said "see you in 100 days" and woke up

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Smirking_Serpent posted:

for you the day I beat up your daughter was the worst day of your entire life, but for me it was Wednesday

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Lunchmeat Larry posted:

Dreamed I had to participate in a charity boxing match with Kim Jong-Un and the guy ahead of me was dressed as Darth Vader. Kim grew to ten times the size and kicked the gently caress out of him and I realised that it was being rigged in his favour so as to not piss him off. I realised that I had forgotten to dress in a Batman outfit and had completely screwed this up and Kim Jong-Un was probably going to kill me for screwing up and I woke up sweating

also dreamed that I made myself an Imp signature based on a carefully set out Garry's Mod screenshot of Frasier killing himself and me posing over the corpse with a smoking gun and bouncing vaporwave text saying "Roz sends her regards" but I couldn't get the text to line up correctly without obscuring one of our faces and I couldn't get the gun smoke to look like it was actually coming out of the barrel

Lunchmeat Larry posted:

Dreamed I had to participate in a charity boxing match with Kim Jong-Un and the guy ahead of me was dressed as Darth Vader. Kim grew to ten times the size and kicked the gently caress out of him and I realised that it was being rigged in his favour so as to not piss him off. I realised that I had forgotten to dress in a Batman outfit and had completely screwed this up and Kim Jong-Un was probably going to kill me for screwing up and I woke up sweating

also dreamed that I made myself an Imp signature based on a carefully set out Garry's Mod screenshot of Frasier killing himself and me posing over the corpse with a smoking gun and bouncing vaporwave text saying "Roz sends her regards" but I couldn't get the text to line up correctly without obscuring one of our faces and I couldn't get the gun smoke to look like it was actually coming out of the barrel

Larry Parrish posted:

You should make the Gary's mod Frasier suicide sig tbh

Larry Parrish posted:

You should make the Gary's mod Frasier suicide sig tbh

Lunchmeat Larry posted:

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Spiking posted:

Had a dream I was in a cooking class that looked just like Stardew valley. I had made an "8 stars egg and egg" dish that made all the Stardew looking sprites get hearts over their heads, so I took a screenshot with my mind to send to the group chat to brag. All my friends ignored it completely because they were super excited and kept sharing articles about 'the true origin of the candy cane' - apparently you used to hammer a human sized candy cane into the ground outside someone's house to show them you were going to 'visit' them.

I was getting more and more pissed no one would reply to me, they just kept sharing articles about the candy cane discovery and posting response memes of Asian men doing soy faces to show their shock and awe. I went outside the cooking class which was now my childhood home and saw Hundreds and Hundreds of candy canes nailed into the ground in a somehow threatening way and woke up sweating and terrified.

Lunchmeat Larry posted:

Dreamed I had to participate in a charity boxing match with Kim Jong-Un and the guy ahead of me was dressed as Darth Vader. Kim grew to ten times the size and kicked the gently caress out of him and I realised that it was being rigged in his favour so as to not piss him off. I realised that I had forgotten to dress in a Batman outfit and had completely screwed this up and Kim Jong-Un was probably going to kill me for screwing up and I woke up sweating

also dreamed that I made myself an Imp signature based on a carefully set out Garry's Mod screenshot of Frasier killing himself and me posing over the corpse with a smoking gun and bouncing vaporwave text saying "Roz sends her regards" but I couldn't get the text to line up correctly without obscuring one of our faces and I couldn't get the gun smoke to look like it was actually coming out of the barrel

Lunchmeat Larry posted:

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Just dreamt that I was driving around somewhere very late at night with some friends (maybe imps) and we were looking for a place to eat. We spotted a Burger King with a lit Open sign and pulled in, but somebody had tried half-heartedly to barricade the drive-thru lane with trash barrels. There was this weird dream-logic jump where somehow I was now physically walking up to the front door while my friends waited in the car. There were more barrels strewn around the door but somebody inside in a uniform was eagerly gesturing at me to come inside, so I squeezed past them and went in.

As soon as I was inside, I noticed a guy wearing nothing but a bath towel standing by the front door. He said “you found the best Burger King, dude. They’re all drunk” and started laughing hysterically. There were only three employees in the place, two were standing behind the counter and drunkenly swaying back and forth, and the third was sitting in a chair in the middle of the floor, hunched over and covered in empty burger wrappers. This guy introduced himself as the manager without getting up, and told me in a bitter, conspiratorial tone that he was “the original Kid Vid before they made those stupid commercials”

The guy at the register told me that the only thing left on menu this late was the “Taco Bell Chihuahua Meal” which the drunk manager proudly said he had “just invented”. They brought out a tray full of unwrapped and half-eaten Taco Bell burritos and another employee ceremoniously poured a cup of Mountain Dew Baja Blast onto it, said “you also get a toy” and handed me a plastic figurine.

I immediately knew that this was a figurine of a forgotten Mega Man boss named Monsoon Minotaur, and that i had to tell Imp Zone about this, but first I had to figure out what his boss weapon was.

I asked Kid Vid, who was now wearing his visor, if he knew which Mega Man this boss was from. He let out this incredibly long sigh and said “I don’t actually play video games man, that was a cartoon.” He pulled out a remote control, zapped it at the front door which magically swung open, and growled “get out of my store!” and I suddenly woke up

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Just dreamt that I was driving around somewhere very late at night with some friends (maybe imps) and we were looking for a place to eat. We spotted a Burger King with a lit Open sign and pulled in, but somebody had tried half-heartedly to barricade the drive-thru lane with trash barrels. There was this weird dream-logic jump where somehow I was now physically walking up to the front door while my friends waited in the car. There were more barrels strewn around the door but somebody inside in a uniform was eagerly gesturing at me to come inside, so I squeezed past them and went in.

As soon as I was inside, I noticed a guy wearing nothing but a bath towel standing by the front door. He said “you found the best Burger King, dude. They’re all drunk” and started laughing hysterically. There were only three employees in the place, two were standing behind the counter and drunkenly swaying back and forth, and the third was sitting in a chair in the middle of the floor, hunched over and covered in empty burger wrappers. This guy introduced himself as the manager without getting up, and told me in a bitter, conspiratorial tone that he was “the original Kid Vid before they made those stupid commercials”

The guy at the register told me that the only thing left on menu this late was the “Taco Bell Chihuahua Meal” which the drunk manager proudly said he had “just invented”. They brought out a tray full of unwrapped and half-eaten Taco Bell burritos and another employee ceremoniously poured a cup of Mountain Dew Baja Blast onto it, said “you also get a toy” and handed me a plastic figurine.

I immediately knew that this was a figurine of a forgotten Mega Man boss named Monsoon Minotaur, and that i had to tell Imp Zone about this, but first I had to figure out what his boss weapon was.

I asked Kid Vid, who was now wearing his visor, if he knew which Mega Man this boss was from. He let out this incredibly long sigh and said “I don’t actually play video games man, that was a cartoon.” He pulled out a remote control, zapped it at the front door which magically swung open, and growled “get out of my store!” and I suddenly woke up

Pablo Nergigante posted:

You found the best Burger King dude. They’re all drunk!

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Just dreamt that I was driving around somewhere very late at night with some friends (maybe imps) and we were looking for a place to eat. We spotted a Burger King with a lit Open sign and pulled in, but somebody had tried half-heartedly to barricade the drive-thru lane with trash barrels. There was this weird dream-logic jump where somehow I was now physically walking up to the front door while my friends waited in the car. There were more barrels strewn around the door but somebody inside in a uniform was eagerly gesturing at me to come inside, so I squeezed past them and went in.

As soon as I was inside, I noticed a guy wearing nothing but a bath towel standing by the front door. He said “you found the best Burger King, dude. They’re all drunk” and started laughing hysterically. There were only three employees in the place, two were standing behind the counter and drunkenly swaying back and forth, and the third was sitting in a chair in the middle of the floor, hunched over and covered in empty burger wrappers. This guy introduced himself as the manager without getting up, and told me in a bitter, conspiratorial tone that he was “the original Kid Vid before they made those stupid commercials”

The guy at the register told me that the only thing left on menu this late was the “Taco Bell Chihuahua Meal” which the drunk manager proudly said he had “just invented”. They brought out a tray full of unwrapped and half-eaten Taco Bell burritos and another employee ceremoniously poured a cup of Mountain Dew Baja Blast onto it, said “you also get a toy” and handed me a plastic figurine.

I immediately knew that this was a figurine of a forgotten Mega Man boss named Monsoon Minotaur, and that i had to tell Imp Zone about this, but first I had to figure out what his boss weapon was.

I asked Kid Vid, who was now wearing his visor, if he knew which Mega Man this boss was from. He let out this incredibly long sigh and said “I don’t actually play video games man, that was a cartoon.” He pulled out a remote control, zapped it at the front door which magically swung open, and growled “get out of my store!” and I suddenly woke up

Pablo Nergigante posted:

You found the best Burger King dude. They’re all drunk!

Sub-Actuality posted:

Just dreamt that I was driving around somewhere very late at night with some friends (maybe imps) and we were looking for a place to eat. We spotted a Burger King with a lit Open sign and pulled in, but somebody had tried half-heartedly to barricade the drive-thru lane with trash barrels. There was this weird dream-logic jump where somehow I was now physically walking up to the front door while my friends waited in the car. There were more barrels strewn around the door but somebody inside in a uniform was eagerly gesturing at me to come inside, so I squeezed past them and went in.

As soon as I was inside, I noticed a guy wearing nothing but a bath towel standing by the front door. He said “you found the best Burger King, dude. They’re all drunk” and started laughing hysterically. There were only three employees in the place, two were standing behind the counter and drunkenly swaying back and forth, and the third was sitting in a chair in the middle of the floor, hunched over and covered in empty burger wrappers. This guy introduced himself as the manager without getting up, and told me in a bitter, conspiratorial tone that he was “the original Kid Vid before they made those stupid commercials”

The guy at the register told me that the only thing left on menu this late was the “Taco Bell Chihuahua Meal” which the drunk manager proudly said he had “just invented”. They brought out a tray full of unwrapped and half-eaten Taco Bell burritos and another employee ceremoniously poured a cup of Mountain Dew Baja Blast onto it, said “you also get a toy” and handed me a plastic figurine.

I immediately knew that this was a figurine of a forgotten Mega Man boss named Monsoon Minotaur, and that i had to tell Imp Zone about this, but first I had to figure out what his boss weapon was.

I asked Kid Vid, who was now wearing his visor, if he knew which Mega Man this boss was from. He let out this incredibly long sigh and said “I don’t actually play video games man, that was a cartoon.” He pulled out a remote control, zapped it at the front door which magically swung open, and growled “get out of my store!” and I suddenly woke up

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Just dreamt that I was driving around somewhere very late at night with some friends (maybe imps) and we were looking for a place to eat. We spotted a Burger King with a lit Open sign and pulled in, but somebody had tried half-heartedly to barricade the drive-thru lane with trash barrels. There was this weird dream-logic jump where somehow I was now physically walking up to the front door while my friends waited in the car. There were more barrels strewn around the door but somebody inside in a uniform was eagerly gesturing at me to come inside, so I squeezed past them and went in.

As soon as I was inside, I noticed a guy wearing nothing but a bath towel standing by the front door. He said “you found the best Burger King, dude. They’re all drunk” and started laughing hysterically. There were only three employees in the place, two were standing behind the counter and drunkenly swaying back and forth, and the third was sitting in a chair in the middle of the floor, hunched over and covered in empty burger wrappers. This guy introduced himself as the manager without getting up, and told me in a bitter, conspiratorial tone that he was “the original Kid Vid before they made those stupid commercials”

The guy at the register told me that the only thing left on menu this late was the “Taco Bell Chihuahua Meal” which the drunk manager proudly said he had “just invented”. They brought out a tray full of unwrapped and half-eaten Taco Bell burritos and another employee ceremoniously poured a cup of Mountain Dew Baja Blast onto it, said “you also get a toy” and handed me a plastic figurine.

I immediately knew that this was a figurine of a forgotten Mega Man boss named Monsoon Minotaur, and that i had to tell Imp Zone about this, but first I had to figure out what his boss weapon was.

I asked Kid Vid, who was now wearing his visor, if he knew which Mega Man this boss was from. He let out this incredibly long sigh and said “I don’t actually play video games man, that was a cartoon.” He pulled out a remote control, zapped it at the front door which magically swung open, and growled “get out of my store!” and I suddenly woke up

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Just dreamt that I was driving around somewhere very late at night with some friends (maybe imps) and we were looking for a place to eat. We spotted a Burger King with a lit Open sign and pulled in, but somebody had tried half-heartedly to barricade the drive-thru lane with trash barrels. There was this weird dream-logic jump where somehow I was now physically walking up to the front door while my friends waited in the car. There were more barrels strewn around the door but somebody inside in a uniform was eagerly gesturing at me to come inside, so I squeezed past them and went in.

As soon as I was inside, I noticed a guy wearing nothing but a bath towel standing by the front door. He said “you found the best Burger King, dude. They’re all drunk” and started laughing hysterically. There were only three employees in the place, two were standing behind the counter and drunkenly swaying back and forth, and the third was sitting in a chair in the middle of the floor, hunched over and covered in empty burger wrappers. This guy introduced himself as the manager without getting up, and told me in a bitter, conspiratorial tone that he was “the original Kid Vid before they made those stupid commercials”

The guy at the register told me that the only thing left on menu this late was the “Taco Bell Chihuahua Meal” which the drunk manager proudly said he had “just invented”. They brought out a tray full of unwrapped and half-eaten Taco Bell burritos and another employee ceremoniously poured a cup of Mountain Dew Baja Blast onto it, said “you also get a toy” and handed me a plastic figurine.

I immediately knew that this was a figurine of a forgotten Mega Man boss named Monsoon Minotaur, and that i had to tell Imp Zone about this, but first I had to figure out what his boss weapon was.

I asked Kid Vid, who was now wearing his visor, if he knew which Mega Man this boss was from. He let out this incredibly long sigh and said “I don’t actually play video games man, that was a cartoon.” He pulled out a remote control, zapped it at the front door which magically swung open, and growled “get out of my store!” and I suddenly woke up

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I couldn't decide on a color scheme and I still don't know what his special weapon is

Smirking_Serpent posted:

maybe like a Maze Missile? Goes in a twisty direction so hard to dodge

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Just dreamt that I was driving around somewhere very late at night with some friends (maybe imps) and we were looking for a place to eat. We spotted a Burger King with a lit Open sign and pulled in, but somebody had tried half-heartedly to barricade the drive-thru lane with trash barrels. There was this weird dream-logic jump where somehow I was now physically walking up to the front door while my friends waited in the car. There were more barrels strewn around the door but somebody inside in a uniform was eagerly gesturing at me to come inside, so I squeezed past them and went in.

As soon as I was inside, I noticed a guy wearing nothing but a bath towel standing by the front door. He said “you found the best Burger King, dude. They’re all drunk” and started laughing hysterically. There were only three employees in the place, two were standing behind the counter and drunkenly swaying back and forth, and the third was sitting in a chair in the middle of the floor, hunched over and covered in empty burger wrappers. This guy introduced himself as the manager without getting up, and told me in a bitter, conspiratorial tone that he was “the original Kid Vid before they made those stupid commercials”

The guy at the register told me that the only thing left on menu this late was the “Taco Bell Chihuahua Meal” which the drunk manager proudly said he had “just invented”. They brought out a tray full of unwrapped and half-eaten Taco Bell burritos and another employee ceremoniously poured a cup of Mountain Dew Baja Blast onto it, said “you also get a toy” and handed me a plastic figurine.

I immediately knew that this was a figurine of a forgotten Mega Man boss named Monsoon Minotaur, and that i had to tell Imp Zone about this, but first I had to figure out what his boss weapon was.

I asked Kid Vid, who was now wearing his visor, if he knew which Mega Man this boss was from. He let out this incredibly long sigh and said “I don’t actually play video games man, that was a cartoon.” He pulled out a remote control, zapped it at the front door which magically swung open, and growled “get out of my store!” and I suddenly woke up

Pablo Nergigante posted:

You found the best Burger King dude. They’re all drunk!

Sub-Actuality posted:

I couldn't decide on a color scheme and I still don't know what his special weapon is

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Just dreamt that I was driving around somewhere very late at night with some friends (maybe imps) and we were looking for a place to eat. We spotted a Burger King with a lit Open sign and pulled in, but somebody had tried half-heartedly to barricade the drive-thru lane with trash barrels. There was this weird dream-logic jump where somehow I was now physically walking up to the front door while my friends waited in the car. There were more barrels strewn around the door but somebody inside in a uniform was eagerly gesturing at me to come inside, so I squeezed past them and went in.

As soon as I was inside, I noticed a guy wearing nothing but a bath towel standing by the front door. He said “you found the best Burger King, dude. They’re all drunk” and started laughing hysterically. There were only three employees in the place, two were standing behind the counter and drunkenly swaying back and forth, and the third was sitting in a chair in the middle of the floor, hunched over and covered in empty burger wrappers. This guy introduced himself as the manager without getting up, and told me in a bitter, conspiratorial tone that he was “the original Kid Vid before they made those stupid commercials”

The guy at the register told me that the only thing left on menu this late was the “Taco Bell Chihuahua Meal” which the drunk manager proudly said he had “just invented”. They brought out a tray full of unwrapped and half-eaten Taco Bell burritos and another employee ceremoniously poured a cup of Mountain Dew Baja Blast onto it, said “you also get a toy” and handed me a plastic figurine.

I immediately knew that this was a figurine of a forgotten Mega Man boss named Monsoon Minotaur, and that i had to tell Imp Zone about this, but first I had to figure out what his boss weapon was.

I asked Kid Vid, who was now wearing his visor, if he knew which Mega Man this boss was from. He let out this incredibly long sigh and said “I don’t actually play video games man, that was a cartoon.” He pulled out a remote control, zapped it at the front door which magically swung open, and growled “get out of my store!” and I suddenly woke up

Pablo Nergigante posted:

You found the best Burger King dude. They’re all drunk!

Sub-Actuality posted:

I couldn't decide on a color scheme and I still don't know what his special weapon is

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THE SUPER MCDONALD’S

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the best Burger King

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Just dreamt that I was driving around somewhere very late at night with some friends (maybe imps) and we were looking for a place to eat. We spotted a Burger King with a lit Open sign and pulled in, but somebody had tried half-heartedly to barricade the drive-thru lane with trash barrels. There was this weird dream-logic jump where somehow I was now physically walking up to the front door while my friends waited in the car. There were more barrels strewn around the door but somebody inside in a uniform was eagerly gesturing at me to come inside, so I squeezed past them and went in.

As soon as I was inside, I noticed a guy wearing nothing but a bath towel standing by the front door. He said “you found the best Burger King, dude. They’re all drunk” and started laughing hysterically. There were only three employees in the place, two were standing behind the counter and drunkenly swaying back and forth, and the third was sitting in a chair in the middle of the floor, hunched over and covered in empty burger wrappers. This guy introduced himself as the manager without getting up, and told me in a bitter, conspiratorial tone that he was “the original Kid Vid before they made those stupid commercials”

The guy at the register told me that the only thing left on menu this late was the “Taco Bell Chihuahua Meal” which the drunk manager proudly said he had “just invented”. They brought out a tray full of unwrapped and half-eaten Taco Bell burritos and another employee ceremoniously poured a cup of Mountain Dew Baja Blast onto it, said “you also get a toy” and handed me a plastic figurine.

I immediately knew that this was a figurine of a forgotten Mega Man boss named Monsoon Minotaur, and that i had to tell Imp Zone about this, but first I had to figure out what his boss weapon was.

I asked Kid Vid, who was now wearing his visor, if he knew which Mega Man this boss was from. He let out this incredibly long sigh and said “I don’t actually play video games man, that was a cartoon.” He pulled out a remote control, zapped it at the front door which magically swung open, and growled “get out of my store!” and I suddenly woke up