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The Deleter
May 22, 2010
Thing is I don't know what you do with Tom Holland. He turned up as Spider-Man and he was good for like, one and a half movies as this decent modernized take on the character, and then he's just been miscast to poo poo. And for all of how grating the MISTUH STARRRRRK jokes are the WHM boys have a point in that the later movies just seem to be about Peter's relationship to the dickhead alcoholic arms dealer. Where do you take the guy? Put him back on stage?

E: Definitely don't do Young Bond.

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Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

AceOfFlames posted:

Maybe he could play James Bond Jr. I hated that loving twerp and kept rooting for the snobby rich kid literally named "Trevor Noseworthy IV" to get that smug prick and his friends expelled.

My experience with James Bond Jr. is that I usually saw the last couple minutes, before the Conan The Adventurer came on.

Commissar Canuck
Aug 5, 2008

They made fun of us! And it's Stanley Cup season!

Called in my first ever request this time. The world needs to know about Shakedown, a movie that somehow manages to live up to the promise of its insane trailer.

https://youtu.be/gCL6SQ8XD8Q

claw game handjob
Mar 27, 2007

pinch pinch scrape pinch
ow ow fuck it's caught
i'm bleeding
JESUS TURN IT OFF
WHY ARE YOU STILL SMILING

Commissar Canuck posted:

Called in my first ever request this time. The world needs to know about Shakedown, a movie that somehow manages to live up to the promise of its insane trailer.

https://youtu.be/gCL6SQ8XD8Q

Holy poo poo. That tagline alone makes me root for your choice, much less the everything else that happened.

Uncle Boogeyman
Jul 22, 2007

Commissar Canuck posted:

Called in my first ever request this time. The world needs to know about Shakedown, a movie that somehow manages to live up to the promise of its insane trailer.

https://youtu.be/gCL6SQ8XD8Q

I saw this for the first time recently kind of at random when I came across it at the library and it is a GREAT pick. Weller & Elliott are an amazing buddy duo and the ending is unreal.

edit: lol

Wikipedia posted:

Shakedown (also known in international markets as Blue Jean Cop),

Angry_Ed
Mar 30, 2010




Grimey Drawer

Commissar Canuck posted:

Called in my first ever request this time. The world needs to know about Shakedown, a movie that somehow manages to live up to the promise of its insane trailer.

https://youtu.be/gCL6SQ8XD8Q

Holy gently caress, Peter Weller and Sam Elliot in a crime movie? I am amazed that somehow this has escaped my notice.

regulargonzalez
Aug 18, 2006
UNGH LET ME LICK THOSE BOOTS DADDY HULU ;-* ;-* ;-* YES YES GIVE ME ALL THE CORPORATE CUMMIES :shepspends: :shepspends: :shepspends: ADBLOCK USERS DESERVE THE DEATH PENALTY, DON'T THEY DADDY?
WHEN THE RICH GET RICHER I GET HORNIER :a2m::a2m::a2m::a2m:

Really wanted to request Love Potion #9 -- a movie with a young and sizzling hot Sandra Bullock, a young and smoking hot Taste Donovan, a script with some cute moments and some laughs, and the most insane plot ever: "what if you could date rape anyone and everyone you ever wanted to? Wouldn't that be cool?"

But it's not streaming anywhere, likely for that very reason. The 90s, man. Crazy stuff.

BrownPepper
Dec 30, 2017

Commissar Canuck posted:

Called in my first ever request this time. The world needs to know about Shakedown, a movie that somehow manages to live up to the promise of its insane trailer.

https://youtu.be/gCL6SQ8XD8Q

I'm going to call in Carnosaur, but I hope this wins. Ricochet vibes.

mweber
Dec 24, 2003
I think I'm going to call in 2022's The Most Dangerous Game, starring Bruce Dern, Tom Berenger, Judd Nelson, a bunch of people no one's heard of, and Casper Van Dien doing a German accent. Didn't know it existed until this morning, but it's amazing. Casper Van Dien is having the time of his life.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7IZGq4XGQA

dorium
Nov 5, 2009

If it gets in your eyes
Just look into mine
Just look into dreams
and you'll be alright
I'll be alright




secretly best girl posted:

Holy poo poo. That tagline alone makes me root for your choice, much less the everything else that happened.

Shakedown rules. Managed to catch it in a rare 35mm screening. One that needs to be seen to be believed.

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.
Now I want to change my vote to Shakedown

SilentChaz
Oct 5, 2011

Sorry, I'm quite busy at the moment.
https://twitter.com/spacecoyotl/status/1615970406518910977?s=20

Leatherhead
Jul 3, 2006

For the Angel of Death spread his wings on the blast,
And breathed in the face of the foe as he passed;
And the eyes of the sleepers waxed deadly and chill,
And their hearts but once heaved, and for ever grew still

If anyone has an animation damnation episode they're trying to get in, I'm happy to +1 it. I don't have anything in mind myself.

SilentChaz
Oct 5, 2011

Sorry, I'm quite busy at the moment.

Leatherhead posted:

If anyone has an animation damnation episode they're trying to get in, I'm happy to +1 it. I don't have anything in mind myself.

I was thinking of requesting the "There's No Place Like Springfield" two-parter from the original G.I. Joe series:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dabVaor2NlQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GZB_VKM7Zpo

It focuses on Shipwreck and has a lot of hosed up imagery with people just straight up melting into goo and I think they'd have a lot of fun with it.

Fezz
Aug 31, 2001

You should feel ashamed.
Yeah, that one creeped me out and was a big reason I didn't watch GI Joe despite being all in for Transformers.

Arson Daily
Aug 11, 2003

SilentChaz posted:

I was thinking of requesting the "There's No Place Like Springfield" two-parter from the original G.I. Joe series:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dabVaor2NlQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GZB_VKM7Zpo

It focuses on Shipwreck and has a lot of hosed up imagery with people just straight up melting into goo and I think they'd have a lot of fun with it.

Holy poo poo I remember this! 7 year old me freaked out when I saw it originally and middle aged me marvels at how they got that on broadcast television.

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

Live mailbag in one hour:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BmGbQzxonuU

Soup du Jour
Sep 8, 2011

I always knew I'd die with a headache.


can’t wait for M69GAN

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.

Leatherhead posted:

If anyone has an animation damnation episode they're trying to get in, I'm happy to +1 it. I don't have anything in mind myself.

I don't think they've done any episodes on Ralph Bakshi so that might be fun.

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012

BiggerBoat posted:

I don't think they've done any episodes on Ralph Bakshi so that might be fun.

They did Cool World

GrandpaPants
Feb 13, 2006


Free to roam the heavens in man's noble quest to investigate the weirdness of the universe!

Leatherhead posted:

If anyone has an animation damnation episode they're trying to get in, I'm happy to +1 it. I don't have anything in mind myself.

Ninja Scroll. It's about time they pay the piper after all the references.

The Gillman
Jul 8, 2004
Beaten with a sack of sweet Valencia oranges
Grimey Drawer

GrandpaPants posted:

Ninja Scroll. It's about time they pay the piper after all the references.

I don’t think I can watch this without a Teletoon watermark and commercial breaks

Leatherhead
Jul 3, 2006

For the Angel of Death spread his wings on the blast,
And breathed in the face of the foe as he passed;
And the eyes of the sleepers waxed deadly and chill,
And their hearts but once heaved, and for ever grew still

GrandpaPants posted:

Ninja Scroll. It's about time they pay the piper after all the references.

This hadn't even occurred to me, but if there's the slightest chance this counts I have to go for it.

admataY
Oct 16, 2008
Trying to follow the latest Animation Damnation feels like what I imagine having a stroke must feels like .

Arson Daily
Aug 11, 2003

They really capture the pure :wtf: of watching shows aimed at little kids. None of it makes sense and it's all just bright colors flashing in front of you. Little kids don't care about story or plot so just mumble whatever bullshit about helping people and being yourself and they're happy for the 3 minutes they pay attention. The plea at the end of the show about not letting your kids watch that stuff felt really heartfelt and I was kinda bummed out that there are parents out there that would totally let their kids watch endless amounts of this drek

AceOfFlames
Oct 9, 2012

On one hand in recent years we have had a ton of even little kid animation that actually respects the viewer's intelligence and doesn't resort to this kind of brain dead storytelling.

On the other hand, David Zaslav at WB Discovery and the people at Netflix are doing their best to bring this era to an end.

Baka-nin
Jan 25, 2015

SilentChaz posted:

I was thinking of requesting the "There's No Place Like Springfield" two-parter from the original G.I. Joe series:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dabVaor2NlQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GZB_VKM7Zpo

It focuses on Shipwreck and has a lot of hosed up imagery with people just straight up melting into goo and I think they'd have a lot of fun with it.

My cousin gave me his old vhs tapes and that was on one of them. Really creepy compared the typical episodes.

ohrwurm
Jun 25, 2003

Once again, I am calling in to request Eye of the Tiger, wish me luck.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HyOod28rPZU

Angry_Ed
Mar 30, 2010




Grimey Drawer
Called in Antz again. Admittedly mostly for the voice cast and the amounts of violence that would get it a pg-13 or R if it wasn't directed at animated insects.

dorium
Nov 5, 2009

If it gets in your eyes
Just look into mine
Just look into dreams
and you'll be alright
I'll be alright




Ape-ril was just announced in the After Party

Dunstin Checks In is confirmed for April

The original Planet of the Apes will be the WLM.

And then a whole bunch of ape themed movies to round out the month.

ohrwurm
Jun 25, 2003

dorium posted:

Ape-ril was just announced in the After Party

Dunstin Checks In is confirmed for April

The original Planet of the Apes will be the WLM.

And then a whole bunch of ape themed movies to round out the month.

Too bad they’ve already done every which way but loose

dorium
Nov 5, 2009

If it gets in your eyes
Just look into mine
Just look into dreams
and you'll be alright
I'll be alright




Next month WLM: The Big Lebowski

Already in the can.

Commissar Canuck
Aug 5, 2008

They made fun of us! And it's Stanley Cup season!

They also announced the WLM for February as well: Big Lebowski

Edit: :argh:

Pops Mgee
Aug 20, 2009

People all over the world,
Join Hands,
Start the Love Train!

dorium posted:

Ape-ril was just announced in the After Party

Dunstin Checks In is confirmed for April

The original Planet of the Apes will be the WLM.

And then a whole bunch of ape themed movies to round out the month.

They gotta do that Donkey Kong cartoon for ad right?

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

dorium posted:

Next month WLM: The Big Lebowski

Already in the can.
:bisonyes:

One of my favorite movies!

claw game handjob
Mar 27, 2007

pinch pinch scrape pinch
ow ow fuck it's caught
i'm bleeding
JESUS TURN IT OFF
WHY ARE YOU STILL SMILING
I don't quite know what I just listened to, but that Gleep Glossary was... The thought of the effort that went into this joke makes me break out in hives as an editor.

Kneecaps
Mar 22, 2003

We're not playing paddy cake here!
Soiled Meat
Are there spoilers in their Andor discussion? I'm in the middle of the show right now.

GlenMR
Dec 11, 2005

What is this emotion called "criminal negligence"?

Kneecaps posted:

Are there spoilers in their Andor discussion? I'm in the middle of the show right now.

I'd finish the show before listening for sure.

dorium
Nov 5, 2009

If it gets in your eyes
Just look into mine
Just look into dreams
and you'll be alright
I'll be alright




Relistening to the BttF 1 & 2 episodes tonight and it’s been nearly 3 years since the episode for Part 2. Feb 14th 2020. Quite literally a whole other world just three years ago. Time to do Part 3 boys.

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Coheed and Camembert
Feb 11, 2012
Can't wait to listen to the Black Adam episode. It's a worse movie than Morbius, imo. That was at least bizarrely entertaining, this is....drywall.

It's weird how little The Rock is on screen during the movie. He's present for maybe 25 minutes of the 125 minute runtime. Not that his character is particularly good, but this was supposed to be his big passion project. It was going to shift the balance of power in the DCEU (or whatever the line was), and it's something he supposedly shepherded over the finish line. And yet he's missing for huge chunks of it!

Just so strange all around.

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