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NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
no only weirdos drive fiestas

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Hadlock
Nov 9, 2004


In the UK because you drive on the other side of the road, does that mean the drive thru runs clockwise around the building? Because it looks like you're setup for cars to wrap counter clockwise around the building like they do in the states :confused:

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

Hadlock posted:

In the UK because you drive on the other side of the road, does that mean the drive thru runs clockwise around the building? Because it looks like you're setup for cars to wrap counter clockwise around the building like they do in the states :confused:

Correct.

I think this means NJAN99 will have to demolish and start again with a lower-case r-shaped architecture

Party Boat
Nov 1, 2007

where did that other dog come from

who is he


Seems unnecessarily complex. Just use a couple of those lane switching junctions like they have in Macau:



You already have foundations rated for this scale of infrastructure so it should be a quick job

fridge corn
Apr 2, 2003

NO MERCY, ONLY PAIN :black101:
Nice job on the engine swap. How come you never posted about it in the chat thread? Or did you...????

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



Party Boat posted:

Seems unnecessarily complex. Just use a couple of those lane switching junctions like they have in Macau:



You already have foundations rated for this scale of infrastructure so it should be a quick job

jfc

Dysgenesis
Jul 12, 2012

HAVE AT THEE!


Hadlock posted:

In the UK because you drive on the other side of the road, does that mean the drive thru runs clockwise around the building? Because it looks like you're setup for cars to wrap counter clockwise around the building like they do in the states :confused:

Yes

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

I'd worry less about if it goes clockwise or counterclockwise, and more about if the self drive can work out that the bifolds aren't a garage.

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


I hereby demand that you put at least one plant in the plant room. Artificial is acceptable.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
It seems like an ideal place for your mushroom farm.

But those aren't plants so they wouldn't qualify.

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
It has, in fact, gone mouldy in there.

Endjinneer
Aug 17, 2005
Fallen Rib

NotJustANumber99 posted:

Where I've left the insulation and then moved it theres like a dry shadow on the floor?



Dunno what thats about.


Is it dust? If so, the shadow is in your lungs too.

Serious answer- moisture from the air condensing on your floor slab? Concrete shows it really well compared with other materials. It's worth running a dehumidifier inside once you start getting the place airtight, especially once you have plasterers round.

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
Sold a leftover pallet of bricks on eBay.



For more than I paid for them but less than they are now. Nice guy and his wife and kid. Had a working pickup truck and trailer so he can go gently caress himself.

Also turns out eBay takes 13% which is pretty loving noticeable on 600 quid. Maybe I didn't make any money after all.

NotJustANumber99 fucked around with this message at 00:51 on Feb 7, 2023

Salisbury Snape
May 26, 2014
While a grain platform can be used for corn, a specialized corn head is ordinarily used instead.


Should have saved them for any little retaining walls when you do your landscaping

Motronic
Nov 6, 2009

A pallet of bricks, I sold with glee,
On eBay for a price that seemed fair to me,
A nice guy came with wife and little tot,
With pickup truck and trailer, gently caress him I thought.
But eBay, with their fees, oh what a drag,
Thirteen percent, it's a hefty tag,
Out of my profits, it surely took a bite,
Maybe I didn't make any money, what a fright!

LloydDobler
Oct 15, 2005

You shared it with a dick.

There was a young man with some bricks
Who priced them to sell pretty quick
This masonry deal
Soon lost its appeal
As if Ebay's clear rules were a trick.

LloydDobler
Oct 15, 2005

You shared it with a dick.

The man came today with a truck
And a trailer, a wife, and young buck
My envy arose
So I turned up my nose
And internally sneered "go get hosed"

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

bricks for sale, never used

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018
If I was building a house I would simply purchase the correct number of bricks

EasilyConfused
Nov 21, 2009


one strong toad
This thread just keeps delivering (bricks)

everdave
Nov 14, 2005
They told me to build a foundation
That could support our entire nation
So I got to work very soon
And built the guys their own break room
But alas my truck got too hot!
A new engine is my need so I thought
Well maybe I should have inquired
Because none of these things were required and now here we are, posting from afar
While my subscribers keep clicking a fiver

builds character
Jan 16, 2008

Keep at it.
Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day?
Thou old and overheated piece of poo poo.
Chain winch doth shake the broken motor 'way,
And new placed replaced soon anew in bits.
Sometime too hot the radiator whines,
And coolant overheating bearings seize,
And RPM from revs sometime declines,
By misuse, maintenance foregone, final wheeze.
But thy horrendous SNAFUs shall not fade,
Nor blunders you, dishonest, disavow,
Nor time and paywall memory abrade,
When goldmined doth eternity endow
So long as engineering brain conceit,
Long life to hubris, folly, self deceit.

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

I met a traveller from an antique land,
Who said—“A vast and L-shaped house of stone
Stands in the village... Near it, on the sand,
Not sunk, a great foundation lies, whose floor,
And heating track, and aerate bricks out fanned,
Tell that its builder well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The thread that mocked them, and the heart that fed;
And on the pedestal, these words appear:
My name is not just a number, ninety nine;
Look on my house, ye Mighty, and despair!
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal Wreck, boundless and bare
The surprisingly level foundations stretch far away.”

builds character
Jan 16, 2008

Keep at it.

Bobby Deluxe posted:

I met a traveller from an antique land,
Who said—“A vast and L-shaped house of stone
Stands in the village... Near it, on the sand,
Not sunk, a great foundation lies, whose floor,
And heating track, and aerate bricks out fanned,
Tell that its builder well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The thread that mocked them, and the heart that fed;
And on the pedestal, these words appear:
My name is not just a number, ninety nine;
Look on my house, ye Mighty, and despair!
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal Wreck, boundless and bare
The surprisingly level foundations stretch far away.”

:perfect:

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000


Ultra Carp

Bobby Deluxe posted:

I met a traveller from an antique land,
Who said—“A vast and L-shaped house of stone
Stands in the village... Near it, on the sand,
Not sunk, a great foundation lies, whose floor,
And heating track, and aerate bricks out fanned,
Tell that its builder well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The thread that mocked them, and the heart that fed;
And on the pedestal, these words appear:
My name is not just a number, ninety nine;
Look on my house, ye Mighty, and despair!
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal Wreck, boundless and bare
The surprisingly level foundations stretch far away.”

:vince:

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



everdave posted:

They told me to build a foundation
That could support our entire nation
So I got to work very soon
And built the guys their own break room
But alas my truck got too hot!
A new engine is my need so I thought
Well maybe I should have inquired
Because none of these things were required and now here we are, posting from afar
While my subscribers keep clicking a fiver



builds character posted:

Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day?
Thou old and overheated piece of poo poo.
Chain winch doth shake the broken motor 'way,
And new placed replaced soon anew in bits.
Sometime too hot the radiator whines,
And coolant overheating bearings seize,
And RPM from revs sometime declines,
By misuse, maintenance foregone, final wheeze.
But thy horrendous SNAFUs shall not fade,
Nor blunders you, dishonest, disavow,
Nor time and paywall memory abrade,
When goldmined doth eternity endow
So long as engineering brain conceit,
Long life to hubris, folly, self deceit.



Bobby Deluxe posted:

I met a traveller from an antique land,
Who said—“A vast and L-shaped house of stone
Stands in the village... Near it, on the sand,
Not sunk, a great foundation lies, whose floor,
And heating track, and aerate bricks out fanned,
Tell that its builder well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The thread that mocked them, and the heart that fed;
And on the pedestal, these words appear:
My name is not just a number, ninety nine;
Look on my house, ye Mighty, and despair!
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal Wreck, boundless and bare
The surprisingly level foundations stretch far away.”

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

Bobby Deluxe posted:

I met a traveller from an antique land,
Who said—“A vast and L-shaped house of stone
Stands in the village... Near it, on the sand,
Not sunk, a great foundation lies, whose floor,
And heating track, and aerate bricks out fanned,
Tell that its builder well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The thread that mocked them, and the heart that fed;
And on the pedestal, these words appear:
My name is not just a number, ninety nine;
Look on my house, ye Mighty, and despair!
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal Wreck, boundless and bare
The surprisingly level foundations stretch far away.”

:five: and goldmine

fridge corn
Apr 2, 2003

NO MERCY, ONLY PAIN :black101:

Bobby Deluxe posted:

I met a traveller from an antique land,
Who said—“A vast and L-shaped house of stone
Stands in the village... Near it, on the sand,
Not sunk, a great foundation lies, whose floor,
And heating track, and aerate bricks out fanned,
Tell that its builder well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The thread that mocked them, and the heart that fed;
And on the pedestal, these words appear:
My name is not just a number, ninety nine;
Look on my house, ye Mighty, and despair!
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal Wreck, boundless and bare
The surprisingly level foundations stretch far away.”

Lmao

KittenCaboodle
Jan 16, 2014




Fun Shoe

Bobby Deluxe posted:

I met a traveller from an antique land,
Who said—“A vast and L-shaped house of stone
Stands in the village... Near it, on the sand,
Not sunk, a great foundation lies, whose floor,
And heating track, and aerate bricks out fanned,
Tell that its builder well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The thread that mocked them, and the heart that fed;
And on the pedestal, these words appear:
My name is not just a number, ninety nine;
Look on my house, ye Mighty, and despair!
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal Wreck, boundless and bare
The surprisingly level foundations stretch far away.”

Just incredible :five:

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Bobby Deluxe posted:

I met a traveller from an antique land,
Who said—“A vast and L-shaped house of stone
Stands in the village... Near it, on the sand,
Not sunk, a great foundation lies, whose floor,
And heating track, and aerate bricks out fanned,
Tell that its builder well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The thread that mocked them, and the heart that fed;
And on the pedestal, these words appear:
My name is not just a number, ninety nine;
Look on my house, ye Mighty, and despair!
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal Wreck, boundless and bare
The surprisingly level foundations stretch far away.”

Yowza!

Phil Moscowitz
Feb 19, 2007

If blood be the price of admiralty,
Lord God, we ha' paid in full!

Bobby Deluxe posted:

I met a traveller from an antique land,
Who said—“A vast and L-shaped house of stone
Stands in the village... Near it, on the sand,
Not sunk, a great foundation lies, whose floor,
And heating track, and aerate bricks out fanned,
Tell that its builder well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The thread that mocked them, and the heart that fed;
And on the pedestal, these words appear:
My name is not just a number, ninety nine;
Look on my house, ye Mighty, and despair!
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal Wreck, boundless and bare
The surprisingly level foundations stretch far away.”

Lmbo

El Mero Mero
Oct 13, 2001

This thread is unreasonably good

Slugworth
Feb 18, 2001

If two grown men can't make a pervert happy for a few minutes in order to watch a film about zombies, then maybe we should all just move to Iran!

El Mero Mero posted:

This thread is unreasonably good
No, it honestly merits mention - Goons usually are terrible at joke songs/poems/whatever. Uniformly awful. But all of these have been great. The hive mind has truly found its muse.

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018
We all thrive on human misery. And NJAN99 excels at taking the miserable process of self-building and innovating new ways to up the misery quotient.

WhatEvil
Jun 6, 2004

Can't get no luck.

NotJustANumber99 posted:

That was just to win an argument with Bobby. I'm not a real architect but I have a degree in it.

Just caught up on the thread. Been loving the poetry.

I must have missed you saying you're an architect before, but I had money on you being either an architect or some sort of related field after seeing that you owned a Saab. It's pretty much only architects who drive (drove, RIP Saab cars) them.

It also makes perfect sense because all of the architects I've ever dealt with professionally have been good at drawing nice pictures of houses but had absolutely no clue at all when it came to any of the actual details, about anything.

Grey Hunter
Oct 17, 2007

Hero of the soviet union.
Accidental destroyer of planets

WhatEvil posted:

Just caught up on the thread. Been loving the poetry.

I must have missed you saying you're an architect before, but I had money on you being either an architect or some sort of related field after seeing that you owned a Saab. It's pretty much only architects who drive (drove, RIP Saab cars) them.

It also makes perfect sense because all of the architects I've ever dealt with professionally have been good at drawing nice pictures of houses but had absolutely no clue at all when it came to any of the actual details, about anything.

I wonder if they should make all architects build their own homes before signing them off.

Salisbury Snape
May 26, 2014
While a grain platform can be used for corn, a specialized corn head is ordinarily used instead.


Grey Hunter posted:

I wonder if they should make all architects build their own homes before signing them off.

This is something we discuss at length after every visit from an architect.
Landscape architects are the worst of the worst though, the biggest confusion is why they insist on planning everything from a sea level datum point (that almost always gets immediately run over by a fork lift after being installed) rather than something easy to work from like the finished floor of the existing building :iiam:

Party Boat
Nov 1, 2007

where did that other dog come from

who is he


Easily resolved by anchoring your foundations to the mantle of the earth

Jaded Burnout
Jul 10, 2004


Salisbury Snape posted:

the biggest confusion is why they insist on planning everything from a sea level datum point (that almost always gets immediately run over by a fork lift after being installed) rather than something easy to work from like the finished floor of the existing building :iiam:

Because it's not easier to work with in CAD, would be my guess.

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Endjinneer
Aug 17, 2005
Fallen Rib
It's because people are really good at missing - signs on drawings, so working to a datum that avoids them entirely makes it a bit less error prone. London Underground use OS datum - 100m.
People also like to leave the levels at what the surveyor got from the magic C3PO laser thing and that's why you get things like 131.4354m AOD. You could set up a local datum and alter all the numbers to something sane, but that invites a gently caress up.
Setting your only permanent ground marker right where all the site traffic will batter it is clever, but even better is to put it on the first thing that's going to be demolished. The real seasoned pro surveyors paint a PGM on the end of their boot so it's always handy. So the story goes anyway.

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