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Tighclops
Jan 23, 2008

Unable to deal with it


Grimey Drawer
It's not aliens.

It is a BSG situation and they are shooting down the colonial fleet's viper scouts

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SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017



lmao

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN

Tighclops posted:

It's not aliens.

It is a BSG situation and they are shooting down the colonial fleet's viper scouts

Chonky Adama = "bus-sized object"

:aaaaa:

Delta-Wye
Sep 29, 2005
https://twitter.com/frankthorp/status/1625239245353893888
https://twitter.com/sentdefender/status/1625008565864869890
huh

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010


very coincidental I'm sure

Sleekly
Aug 21, 2008




https://twitter.com/thewoody/status/1625012298665562112?t=2JCWOrt4bnqSZRrWsPa6Lw&s=09

Randabis
Apr 2, 2005



Coloniel Sanders Viper Scouts. Pop it 2023

fanfic insert
Nov 4, 2009

Log082 posted:

that's a lot of loving weather balloons.

lots of weather this time of year

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


They aren't even bothering with the Intelligence Committee, they're going immediately straight to a 100-senator classified briefing. What the gently caress is happening

dads friend steve
Dec 24, 2004

i can imagine some pretty sick challenge coins coming out of this

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

SKULL.GIF posted:

They aren't even bothering with the Intelligence Committee, they're going immediately straight to a 100-senator classified briefing. What the gently caress is happening

Markets are closed. We'll get more narrative leaks through the evening and should have a clearer picture (at least of what they want us to think) tonight

Bullfrog
Nov 5, 2012

https://twitter.com/ReutersWorld/status/1625248521564614662

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010


all we knew for sure is that they had to die

Rickshaw
Apr 11, 2004

just a coconut going for a stroll

my bony fealty posted:

how can you stand to listen to this guy ahh

alternatively, Rickshaw if this is your youtube channel, great job keep making content

lol no I am not UFO keanu reeves but thanks for considering

this guy rates about a 50% on the UFO listenability scale. Much better than Grant Cameron but nowhere near Richard Dolan, for example. I kind of like when he gets worked into a righteous fury. Also you might hate to see it but he's one of the few making regular videos laser focused on the current "disclosure" complex. And he plays a flute sometimes.

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost
We should try taming them with bread instead of shooting them down

Zokari
Jul 23, 2007

im sure this time the disclosure is imminent

mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

by vyelkin
has the USA ever shot down anything over the continental usa before

Bullfrog
Nov 5, 2012

mastershakeman posted:

has the USA ever shot down anything over the continental usa before

no

Bullfrog
Nov 5, 2012

https://twitter.com/Reuters/status/1625249821815631901

"Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau said on Monday that the four aerial objects shot down in recent days, including one over Yukon territory on Saturday, are connected in some way, without elaborating."

D-Pad
Jun 28, 2006

mastershakeman posted:

has the USA ever shot down anything over the continental usa before

Not that has been acknowledged. I've never gotten a cell phone signal on a commercial flight tho....

mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

by vyelkin

Good thing we waited for the lake Huron one to cross that border then

Randabis
Apr 2, 2005



Death by Snu Snu.

Radical 90s Wizard
Aug 5, 2008

~SS-18 burning bright,
Bathe me in your cleansing light~

the fuuuuck :aaaaa:

my bony fealty
Oct 1, 2008

Rickshaw posted:

lol no I am not UFO keanu reeves but thanks for considering

this guy rates about a 50% on the UFO listenability scale. Much better than Grant Cameron but nowhere near Richard Dolan, for example. I kind of like when he gets worked into a righteous fury. Also you might hate to see it but he's one of the few making regular videos laser focused on the current "disclosure" complex. And he plays a flute sometimes.

a funny prank on someone looking to get into UFOs would be to send them Grant Cameron rants. or maybe he'd be good for working out to.

D-Pad
Jun 28, 2006


Nah that's pretty normal and they usually only announce it a few days before

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Bullfrog posted:

https://twitter.com/Reuters/status/1625249821815631901

"Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau said on Monday that the four aerial objects shot down in recent days, including one over Yukon territory on Saturday, are connected in some way, without elaborating."

quote:

"Our focus was not on which side gets credit for what."

If it was something very stupid I don't think all these countries and agencies would want to get a hand on the ball

Bullfrog
Nov 5, 2012

we have our first object

https://twitter.com/jeremyherb/status/1625250371680567296

Noobicide
Sep 12, 2007

dads friend steve posted:

i can imagine some pretty sick challenge coins coming out of this

Sleekly
Aug 21, 2008



Bullfrog posted:

https://twitter.com/Reuters/status/1625249821815631901

"Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau said on Monday that the four aerial objects shot down in recent days, including one over Yukon territory on Saturday, are connected in some way, without elaborating."

duh i mean cmon

what do we have? the best info (since we have little about the objects) is probably the locations. Alaska, Lake Huron, Yukon. a DoD map might be useful but probably hard to come by. if we knew what was in the areas maybe a 'mission' can be extracted from them, either by birds or fancy drones. maybe the locations spawned the things instead

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
does anyone else pronounce it oof-ohs

mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

by vyelkin

Aliens. I knew it

Randabis
Apr 2, 2005



Lizzo plays Thomas Jefferson's Crystal flute and now Richard Dolan is in a tizzy. Disclosure when?

My small metallic balloon he said...

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001


and that's the Real Danger Thing they care about. you can see an ICBM inbound, you can't see a balloon until it drops a nuke on Minneapolis.

I'm not saying that what is happening but that's what they're worried about

Shifty Nipples
Apr 8, 2007

Al! posted:

does anyone else pronounce it oof-ohs

sometimes

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
mylar garfield with a gopro

fanfic insert
Nov 4, 2009
SHOW US THE ALIENS ALREADY!

IF NOT THE NEW ONES THEN AT LEAST SHOW US THE ONES YOU GOT STORED IN VATS SOMEWHERE


goddamnit

Log082
Nov 8, 2008



im gonna do it

im gonna say the thing

Sky Trash

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


I really hosed up by having a soul, i wanna get paid to disasterize for the us govt

dads friend steve
Dec 24, 2004

Al! posted:

does anyone else pronounce it oof-ohs

I do now

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SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva

mdemone posted:

and that's the Real Danger Thing they care about. you can see an ICBM inbound, you can't see a balloon until it drops a nuke on Minneapolis.

I'm not saying that what is happening but that's what they're worried about

Bbut mutually assured destruction will surely incentivize all actors not to do that

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